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uncompiled
10-05-2004, 06:12 PM
I live in a suburb of Washington DC. Lots of people have Mercedes... but my xB is not one of them.

Yet... I was at Lowes in Kentlands and there was a family that got out of their Range Rover and started staring at my car. They kept saying, "Wow, that must be the new Mercedes SUV... those things are so expensive."

Mercedes is now outsourcing their windows to Toyota. That's why it says Toyota at the bottom of my windows. :roll:

wgeee7478
10-05-2004, 06:22 PM
HAHAAHA, that's some funny ____ dude. :lol: But yeah, driving these cool cars, we seem to get that from time to time. 8)

wyldkard
10-05-2004, 06:34 PM
I've been asked if it was a benz before, they thought it was the G-wagon. This girl in town keeps getting told that there's another tC in town...it's a Benz too, the 2 door hatch that's under $30k, they do sorta look alike from the side and back...I mean, if you're not a Scion fanatic.

-Z

Max2k
10-05-2004, 06:38 PM
G class!

Archivez2005TC
10-05-2004, 06:40 PM
OH NO!, ur xb's are being mistaken for other cars? how awful, looks like ur uniqness ____ went right out the window. too bad ive been sayin that for a while but no one wanted to listen. not an xb diss, just an opinion.

TokyoRaver
10-05-2004, 06:45 PM
OH NO!, ur xb's are being mistaken for other cars? how awful, looks like ur uniqness ____ went right out the window. too bad ive been sayin that for a while but no one wanted to listen. not an xb diss, just an opinion.

you need to get laid dude... get rid of some of that animosity :roll:

oBnoXious_XB
10-05-2004, 06:56 PM
someone is having a bad day :roll:

beioski
10-05-2004, 07:09 PM
I was behind some lady at a stop sign the other day. she got out of her car came over to me and asked how i like my honda element. I told her it was worthless and i regret buying it.

uncompiled
10-05-2004, 07:11 PM
It's not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick. 8)

As many compliments as you get, there will always be someone that hates it... it just comes with owning such a radically different car.

This old woman came up to me while I was waxing it last Sunday and she said "Oh, that's YOUR funny little car. It's so ugly compared to your old car, why did you get rid of it for that piece of crap? It's so... ugly."

Anyhow, I told her that I wanted something practical and more roomy... and this car had everything that I wanted. Then she proceeded to compare my 2000 Mitsubishi Eclipse to her old rusty 1990 Chevy Cavalier. "Oh, I loved your old car. It was so beautiful. Those 2 door cars are so sporty and cute. I wish people didn't vandalize my car... I loved that thing."

This is coming from a woman who drives a periwinkle colored Kia Rio. Maybe they vandalized her car because she was a... @#$%!.

Anyways, I parked my Eclipse in front of the house today so that she'd remember that I own both.

rocketpants
10-05-2004, 07:20 PM
should have said its a smaller G class :D

djct_watt
10-05-2004, 07:35 PM
I was behind some lady at a stop sign the other day. she got out of her car came over to me and asked how i like my honda element. I told her it was worthless and i regret buying it.

Did everybody miss this line? HAHAHA, that was great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

grnxb
10-05-2004, 07:50 PM
that's so brutal, wish I had thought of it first.

btw- I hated it when the wife and I got our xb and people would always say they saw the xb's everywhere and got sick of looking at them. Hell, we were lucky to see one a week
(we responded that it was odd that people saw the xb everywhere when az dealers just started to get them on the lots two months prior.)

BrockAbabba
10-05-2004, 10:44 PM
I was behind some lady at a stop sign the other day. she got out of her car came over to me and asked how i like my honda element. I told her it was worthless and i regret buying it.

Did everybody miss this line? HAHAHA, that was great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I laughed all the way to the bottom of the post! That's some good Honda SMACK!!! :D

Da_BoX
10-06-2004, 12:19 AM
I was behind some lady at a stop sign the other day. she got out of her car came over to me and asked how i like my honda element. I told her it was worthless and i regret buying it.

Did everybody miss this line? HAHAHA, that was great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I laughed all the way to the bottom of the post! That's some good Honda SMACK!!! :D

:lol:

komik
10-06-2004, 12:39 AM
A cop that stopped me recently said he thought I was driving a Mercedes. He was shocked when I told him how little I paid for it.

DanS
10-06-2004, 02:23 AM
two things, first I plan on removing the xB on the back and adding a H3 :lol:

second, can't we all just get along....heck we ALL need to get laid, ah. excuse me I will be back in a few minutes :shock:

wyldkard
10-06-2004, 02:09 PM
two things, first I plan on removing the xB on the back and adding a H3 :lol:

Don't do it...Element owners do that. I used to hang on an Element forum a few years ago when I was considering one.

-Z

TheDanger
10-06-2004, 02:24 PM
OH NO!, ur xb's are being mistaken for other cars? how awful, looks like ur uniqness ____ went right out the window. too bad ive been sayin that for a while but no one wanted to listen. not an xb diss, just an opinion.
Might be tired of tC owners getting picked on! :roll:

uncompiled
10-06-2004, 02:40 PM
OH NO!, ur xb's are being mistaken for other cars? how awful, looks like ur uniqness ____ went right out the window. too bad ive been sayin that for a while but no one wanted to listen. not an xb diss, just an opinion.
Might be tired of tC owners getting picked on! :roll:

Eh, I would never buy a car just because it was unique... a Skyline GT-R would be pretty unique on U.S. shores, but owning one would be a nightmare. Anyhow, most people don't know anything about cars, so why would they know anything about yours?

My friend bought a Jaguar S-Type 4.0 last year and he didn't know whether it was FWD or RWD, how much power it had, what kind of engine was in it or if it was a manual transmission or not. I even had to explain to him that even though there was a shifter that said "PRND", it wasn't a manual. Manual transmissions have 3 pedals. All he knew was that it had leather, automatic climate control, and it was the most expensive, so it had to be the best. :roll:

I just made that post because it's funny when people think that you're driving a G-class. Maybe I will put on Mercedes Emblems and some custom AMG wheels. 8)

djct_watt
10-06-2004, 09:28 PM
One of the many reasons I bought my xA because you don't see many on the road. . . I thought about a Corolla or Matrix, but for me they are too generic.

bondobob
10-07-2004, 12:11 AM
tha people in tha usa are stupid! if they think tha box is a benz. they need to watch more commie tv! only 1 peeep has asked me if it was a hybrid.i have had peeps ask me if it was an element. 1` tell them yes and i hate it. most everybody is whinin about 108 hp., you bought an econo car, you can put all tha mods you want on it and you will still have an underpowered econo car. if you drive straight line alot like freeways,what is tha big deal with all all tha mods and tha big wheels. maybe you just like spending daddy and mommies money. get on my ___! an old fart that dont care what you kiddies think!

bondobob
ga.

djct_watt
10-07-2004, 02:16 AM
that's ironic. . . most of the people on here that I've seen, and in fact most owners, are over 20, work, and have paid for the cars themselves. . . funny

BrockAbabba
10-07-2004, 02:20 AM
tha people in tha usa are stupid! if they think tha box is a benz. they need to watch more commie tv! only 1 peeep has asked me if it was a hybrid.i have had peeps ask me if it was an element. 1` tell them yes and i hate it. most everybody is whinin about 108 hp., you bought an econo car, you can put all tha mods you want on it and you will still have an underpowered econo car. if you drive straight line alot like freeways,what is tha big deal with all all tha mods and tha big wheels. maybe you just like spending daddy and mommies money. get on my ___! an old fart that dont care what you kiddies think!

bondobob
ga.

Sounds like bondobob needs more fiber in his diet :!: :twisted:

DenZinz
10-07-2004, 02:25 AM
Here's my Mercedes xB :lol:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/denzinz/scionlife/DSC02402.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/denzinz/scionlife/DSC02401.jpg

hnefrdo
10-07-2004, 02:32 AM
Here's my Mercedes xB :lol:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/denzinz/scionlife/DSC02402.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/denzinz/scionlife/DSC02401.jpg

this girl's kinda hot. looks like she's one of the very few good models to be found in the import scene that's not fat, ugly, or both.

projxB
10-07-2004, 03:26 AM
tha people in tha usa are stupid! if they think tha box is a benz. they need to watch more commie tv! only 1 peeep has asked me if it was a hybrid.i have had peeps ask me if it was an element. 1` tell them yes and i hate it. most everybody is whinin about 108 hp., you bought an econo car, you can put all tha mods you want on it and you will still have an underpowered econo car. if you drive straight line alot like freeways,what is tha big deal with all all tha mods and tha big wheels. maybe you just like spending daddy and mommies money. get on my ___! an old fart that dont care what you kiddies think!

bondobob
ga.

be careful man.. crack kills. lay off it

joshtravis
10-07-2004, 04:02 AM
Somebody get that poor girl a cheeseburger.

TheDanger
10-07-2004, 11:22 AM
tha people in tha usa are stupid! if they think tha box is a benz. they need to watch more commie tv! only 1 peeep has asked me if it was a hybrid.i have had peeps ask me if it was an element. 1` tell them yes and i hate it. most everybody is whinin about 108 hp., you bought an econo car, you can put all tha mods you want on it and you will still have an underpowered econo car. if you drive straight line alot like freeways,what is tha big deal with all all tha mods and tha big wheels. maybe you just like spending daddy and mommies money. get on my ___! an old fart that dont care what you kiddies think!

bondobob
ga.

be careful man.. crack kills. lay off it
So Bondo you are wrong. We like the "big wheels" dont know about you but the marketing is for the "kiddies". Im one of the "kiddies" and im not spending my daddys or mommys money sorry. Im sorry if I like mods on an underpowered econo car....I dont know anymore people on this site that put mods on their "underpowered econo car" :roll: :roll: :roll:

wyldkard
10-07-2004, 12:58 PM
tha people in tha usa are stupid! if they think tha box is a benz. they need to watch more commie tv! only 1 peeep has asked me if it was a hybrid.i have had peeps ask me if it was an element. 1` tell them yes and i hate it. most everybody is whinin about 108 hp., you bought an econo car, you can put all tha mods you want on it and you will still have an underpowered econo car. if you drive straight line alot like freeways,what is tha big deal with all all tha mods and tha big wheels. maybe you just like spending daddy and mommies money. get on my ___! an old fart that dont care what you kiddies think!

bondobob
ga.

No thanks. :lol: :lol: :lol:

-Z

MotoMan_YZ400
10-08-2004, 09:30 PM
Yeah we were having our roof worked on a few weeks back.... and my father was up on the roof inspecting the work..... when here a come roaring up the driveway w/ the system goin....

The worker looks up and from what my dad said was... "damn!"

As i get out and work my way into the house, my father stops me and asks for me to come up on the roof to check something out..., so as i climb up the worker says "I gotta ask, where the F*** do you work? How someone at your age affording a MERCEDES?"

So i told him... "Drug money... lots and lots of drug money" haha that even turned my fathers head there for a second!

I'm now wondering.... would i betrading my kind by badging it w/ the mercedes emblem? haha j/k

shoutforjoy
10-11-2004, 03:47 AM
I have a Mercedes Benz hood ornament and trunk star on my debadged xB. A couple of weeks ago on a beautiful night. Everyone was driving with windows open. I'm in the right lane heading south on Broad St., Philadelphia, and this white car in the left lane is matching my speed. We get to a stop light that turns green. I have a car stopped in front of me so I can't go yet. The white car with two bros. in it doesn't go either, but there's no one in front of them. I say to my passenger: "I wonder why they're stopping for a green light.
The next block they slow down and pull behind me. Then they pull up next to me and slightly ahead; then right next to me. They ask me what kind of car it is. I tell them it's a Scion xB. They ask me if Mercedes makes it, because their friend got one, but they didn't know it was a Benz.
I told them that I was just having fun. I said: "This is my $15,000 Benz."
They liked this and said it was a cool idea. They were going to tell their friend he should do this.
About this time the people trapped behind us as we were driving and having a conversation started honking.
That was the first time I've had a pleasant conversation with another driver while moving down Broad St.

Technodigifreak
10-12-2004, 08:39 PM
I live in Memphis (moved here, not raised here), one of the most backward and undereducated cities in the country---------so one day I'm just out for an evening drive down the main drag (poplar ave) and here I am sitting at a stoplight listening to a mix by Donald Glaude, when I hear.........

"Yo"
I turn off the radio so I can hear him, "What's up?"
"Hey man, Is that one of thos Skee-kons things?"
"Na man, Its a Mazda"
(Insert stupid befuddled look here) "oh yeah, thats right, cool man"

keep in mind I was driving my MP5 which looks nothing like any of the scions

http://memimage.cardomain.net/member_images/3/web/435000-435999/435402_1_full.jpg

http://memimage.cardomain.net/member_images/3/web/435000-435999/435402_2_full.jpg

as you can see the resemblance is just not there[/img]

Fujiz_xb
10-12-2004, 08:54 PM
IT happened to me.i went to a hot rod show. and some biker chik asked me if it was a MErcedes..since this was the first time and didnt know that a merceded resembled the xb i said " i wish it was"..biker chik liked it then she took off with her biker friends..it felt good to own a mercedes for that night.

BrockAbabba
10-14-2004, 03:18 PM
It will be a sad day when you get carjacked for your Mercedez xB!!! 8)

Won't be a very thrilling car chase either. But there will be some hella ____ed theives inside!

Fujiz_xb
10-14-2004, 03:24 PM
It will be a sad day when you get carjacked for your Mercedez xB!!!

Funny but sad...
i guess the thieves will be dissappointed at the chop shop.

firesquare
10-14-2004, 03:31 PM
i even had people curse me out and say my car is the ugliest thing on earth in front of my face with my friends around. that sort of got me but then i looked @ the car she was driving and i wasn't impressed either. early 90's Golf.

i've been asked if it was a nissan, a skee-on, a small element, a hybrid, "that thing must get horrible gas mileage" , then i tell them what it cost with the options i got in it and where to get them and they shut up. but i don't think that the people i talked too were the least bit intristed in buying a square toyota. it was either this or stick with nothing so i wen't with a trend setter scion corp. xB model in Black Cherry Pearl with a five speed manual gear box

nuff said :roll: :wink:

Fujiz_xb
10-14-2004, 03:34 PM
werd.

i still get my 15 min of fame with the wondering faces :D
thats wut i live for.

TheDanger
10-14-2004, 07:48 PM
never got mistaken for a mercedes but get asked "that thing gets good mpg right?" "hybird?" "That boxcar is pimpin!" So many things I dont even remember. The best is the people that when you pull up the mouths drop. Love it unless im rushing!!!