Hi folks,

I've heard a 100% totally true, reliable, and factual rumor. You-Know-Who of Fremont PD is retiring in a year and 1/2. Presumably on full pension (*sigh*). Soon the streets of Fremont will once again be full of street racing geniuses! Maybe he'll start working at the police academys teaching young future cops how to spot "street racers".

 

Ya ! that means he's going to be a bigger jerk for the next year and a half!

 

just to let you all kow , he already teaches to ALL California rookies what to look for in a street racer. he has classes for CHP , Sheriff Departments . He is the man when it comes to this subject.

thought you would have known that

I for one will be sad to see him retire , who is going to keep us law abiding drivers safe from all those hooligans ?

 

I know he's training all of CA law enforcement to watch out for ricers.

I wonder what he envisions Fremont will turn into once he leaves, if he thinks he's like the last lawman in a post-apocalyptic future. Once he leaves, gangs of marauding motorized bandits will terrorize the peaceful townsfolk of Fremont. And then he'll be forced out of retirement by the terrified screams of the populace.

hmmm.... anyone have a video camera? I just got a movie idea.

 

ahaha.... movie!!

 

Sure why not, I can even film him in HD too

 

omg i am so confused....

 

id rather not have him retire and catch all the idiots out there....

 

who is this "HE" that everyone is talking about?!

 

a well known police officer.. obviously..

lol.. hmmm.. you probably should be glad that you've never run or heard of him.... he's not someone that you would want to really meet..

 

Yeah there have been plenty of members on here who've had an interaction with him of some sort. Most were not pleasant. I think Evil Dave has one of the most amusing stories about being pulled over by him though. LOL

 

i cant wait till he retires but it does make you wonder how the streets of fremont or even cali will be like without him. Im wondering who the next guy will be maybe his name will be rossetu.

 

Well since he has trained others, it probably wont change much. I think that numerous judges and other officers will be relieved when he is gone though. (He isn't well liked even within his profession)

 

ehh.. Leo has some funny stories about our dear rosie as well.. lol.

 

I feel I must re-iterate my earlier plan to do a short film of a post-apocalyptic Fremont after he "retires". Only to be called back to action when the streets of Fremont become overrun with speeding ricers, sideshows, and "Mad Max" rejects.

We can have Steven Seagall as You Know Who. He'll work really cheap these days right? Actually maybe we should just get Will Sasso from MadTV as Steven Seagall as You Know Who. You know, the sketches where he just snaps everyone's neck that he comes across in his daily life.

EvilDave can costar as the evil mutant, cannibal, road-racing, fundamentalist cult leader.

 

Etli, that sounds like a perfect idea! we could sell the DVDs on SL and other forums in the area!

 

gosh.. a DVD like that would sell all across the entire import community

hmmm... lemme join in... i need a share of the pot.

 

i can help advertise! lol.

yeah tona . . im kinda in the same boat as you.. no idea who this you know who is. lol. most of my cop related stories come from the UPD. :grr:

 

remember , just be careful what you wish for , you just might get it .

there are worse police officers in Fremont , that might just take over where he left off , Rosie ain't bad , he just does his job with gusto .

Any of you know WHY he is like he is toward street racers ( and yes modified cars do fit into that category ) ?

If etli knows , maybe he can enlighten all of you that do not know , he doesn't do anything any of you haven't thought about or done yourselves , just remember , he is just a man , like any of you ( not to dig on any women out there).

 

*knocks on wood