last week

1am- possum on the way home from the bar
8am- squirrel on the way to work
5:30pm- bird on the way home from work



Just Killin'

 

check ur tires... I have seen people get flats because they ran a animal over and got bone stuck in there tire

 

U murderer!!!!!

 

i plowed through a farmers market one day...

 

I once lost it and went on a killing spree with the fly swatter

 

I have killed 18 beers in one day, long time ago.

 

none of those deaths were on purpose!!!!

 

lmao.
case killin ftmfw.

 

....wait till i run over ur dog and then keep then see if you keep priding yourself over running over animals.

 

I don't think he was out looking for possums, squirrels, or birds to hit with his ride.

Honestly, if it is hit a squirrel, or hit another car trying to avoid hitting the squirrel.... Squirrel is dead

 

yeah exactly ^^^^

who the hell tries to hit animals on purpose??

 

OHHH what the hell! When you wrote "none of those were done on purpose I misunderstood and thought you were saying you hit them all on purpose. Sorry. You sir are a scholar and a gentleman. I am a douche. My apologies.

 

i don't think anyone tries to hit animals but it happens and im not about the endanger myself or anyone in my car by swerving for an animal

with that said, ive hit 2 possums one of witch was in the middle of the road and would move so i tried to go directly over it.. and it didnt work, i also hit a deer that really messed up my car, and a bat

but they weren't in the same day... so to answer your question 1

 

I can't believe you called yourself a douche!!! Well done man, well done!

 

I would not submit my car to any unnecessary impacts, resulting in dings or dents.

That would be quite retarded on my part. All of those killings we on accident and unavoidable. I was just posting to see if anyone else had some bad luck like that

 

I live by a forrest preserve and there are deer on the side of the road just looking at you driving by, I hope one of those never feel the urge to jump out into the street when I am going by, that would really hurt me and the deer!!!

 

I've hit a suicidal squirrel once. Was drivin down my block. squirrel flew out into the street, I hit the brakes, he looks at me and just chills there. Anyway...

tC = 1
squirrel = 0

 

i hit a cat.........or maybe it was a possum........

all i saw was blood and guts, last i checked they dont do dental record on roadkill

damm pidgeons on my street always wait till the last minute to fly out of the way..........i will admit i have sped up once or twice .........to teach them a lesson

 

I've only hit a few animals, all of which were on different days: Rabbit, squirrel, duck, deer

 

hahahah ducks FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!