If you have funny fail pictures, post em.

Just a preemptive warning that if you guys actually want this thread to remain... KEEP THE IMAGES CLEAN! Anything possibly violating the rules will get this thread shut down.

OK, with that out of the way... I made this one the other day... courtesy of a package from Dezod... :)

http://downloads.allankintz.com/fail-fedex.jpg

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k84/lil_will17/Smileys/___.jpg

MAKING A THREAD TO POST FAIL PICS WITHOUT ACTUALLY FAILING ANYTHING???

you FAIL.

(no pic for you).

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k84/lil_will17/Smileys/threadfailuredj9.png
http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k84/lil_will17/Smileys/Failboat.jpg
http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k84/lil_will17/Smileys/bananakill.jpg
http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k84/lil_will17/Smileys/timeline.gif
http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k84/lil_will17/Smileys/terrible.gif
http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k84/lil_will17/Smileys/other_backwardsgun.gif

I made this one myself---just added the word "fail" onto a pic I found in the internets...I was saving it for an uber fail SL thread in the future but what the hell:

(PS. No, that is not a self-portrait! lol!)


http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee290/jurassic1_/FAIL4.jpg

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t192/zmulleni/fail.jpg

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t192/zmulleni/fail.jpg
I don't understand what is failing about that... more of a "owned" pic, IMO. I realize you likely didn't make it... just saying. :)

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t192/zmulleni/faliz.jpg

parenting fail

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t192/zmulleni/pfail.jpg

plate fail

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t192/zmulleni/fpfail.jpg

hahaha this is why i created this thread. would it be better as a post pointless pictures thread?

http://hoabookkeeping.com/error_FileNotFound.png

http://hoabookkeeping.com/error_FileNotFound.png
404 Error = Fail.

And that's why it's funny.



To me, at least.

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/DatelineNBC/KindaFail.png

Crocs don't like to be pointed at and be told "HaHah!". Fail!

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee290/jurassic1_/fail1.jpg

hahah, gotta love these pictures

Those are great, I know someone who has a bunch of these, I will try to get some off of her and post em.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/fail-owned-mailbox-fail.jpg
tC fail!
lol
i kidd i kidd
:P :P :silly: :silly:

i was totally gonna make this thread today.
then i saw this and was like isht. ive got some. let me host them.

nice anymore? the banana was funny lol..

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b373/redlineracer9086/1357938629_8c479c8317.jpg
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b373/redlineracer9086/IMG00115.jpg
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b373/redlineracer9086/digital_camera_fail.jpg
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b373/redlineracer9086/medium_360elitedeadcopy.jpg

PWNED!

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b373/redlineracer9086/image001.gif

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg115/ljmojo11/2.jpg

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee290/jurassic1_/UewNDfCX-1.jpg

OMFG!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: the 360,the foot and the frog please more im dying herer :lol: :rolling: :crazy:

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d183/blondie_kali/fail2.jpg

hahahaha.


yellow: i was surprised no one had this yet.



keep em coming guys

http://www.lolz.se/fun/fail-1.jpg

http://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/tattoo_fail.jpg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/dairy-fail.jpg

you guys have probably seen this but I like it:

http://forum.alsacreations.com/upload/2043-fail-camera.jpg

Not a picture, but this is a funny fail: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wr8y9BVP2e0

Not a picture, but this is a funny fail: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wr8y9BVP2e0

omg omg omg omg omg omg :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

"I think we're dying. Please send rescue."

LOL

Lol I like this thread

that video is def my favorite. MORE!!!!

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d183/blondie_kali/car-crashes-into-house-roofFAIL-1.jpg

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z113/highwayspeedstar/24.jpg

EPIC FAIL :loser:

Not a picture, but this is a funny fail: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wr8y9BVP2e0

The full 911 call.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfL3qSjJriU

NICE!!

watching

figured it was my thread i would post a couple.

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd75/sidpkp/random%20pictures/dacing-fail.jpg
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd75/sidpkp/random%20pictures/epic-fail.jpg
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd75/sidpkp/random%20pictures/fail.jpg
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd75/sidpkp/random%20pictures/fail2.jpg
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd75/sidpkp/random%20pictures/shipment-of-fail.jpg

thats all for now.

MORE FAIL!

Stunt Fail
http://break.com/index/dumb-stunt-nut-ownage.html :rofl: :rofl:

Tube riding Fail

http://www.break.com/index/hurricane-fay-tube-riding-wipeout.html :rofl: :rofl:

^^^ lmaooo

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e295/xprotiusx/faildog.jpg

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e295/xprotiusx/fail-1.jpg

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e295/xprotiusx/fail.jpg

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e295/xprotiusx/AWOT/fail-24.jpg

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e295/xprotiusx/AWOT/youfailjw7.jpg

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e295/xprotiusx/AWOT/bumpfail.jpg

sign fail

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y31/KeNO1/FAIL-1.jpg

there was a thread for this.. and there were a few people who owned that thread... carbon, themengorvian or something, and 2_much_tc... he is now banned for it...

...

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/fail-owned-stakeout-fail.jpg

...

...

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/fail-owned-fire-fail.jpg

there was a thread for this.. and there were a few people who owned that thread... carbon, themengorvian or something, and 2_much_tc... he is now banned for it...

he got banned for it? that sucks. i don't recall anything over the top in that thread.

i remember that sh*t it was u me and 2 other and it was sumthing asking sumthing stupid so we all jus posted and posted and posted non stop fail pics lol sum1 gave out names for each position like sgt at arms and sh*t like that

fail pics rule!!

i love the cop one.

awesome thread!!!

http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg208/Cionide/FailAtomicAccident.jpg

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd75/sidpkp/random%20pictures/dacing-fail.jpg

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z11/Blutterback/twins1dt.jpg

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z11/Blutterback/moshledzep8qs-2.jpg

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z11/Blutterback/gmilmosh.jpg

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z11/Blutterback/moshking.jpg

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z11/Blutterback/funny-pictures-horse-in-car.jpg

^ LMFAOOO

:lol: This thread is pretty quite hilarious hahah

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p114/momo4365/untitled-1.jpg
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p114/momo4365/fail-1.gif

heres a few

http://www.thedeets.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/millionaire_idiot_fail.jpg

http://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/blond-fail.jpg

and my favorite

http://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/fail2it9.jpg

hahaha. thanks guys for all of the pictures...now KEEP EM COMING!!!!

Look at the name of the boat. I wonder what happened to Temporary Insanity I. :question:
http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg208/Cionide/FailAppropriateBoatName.jpg

^ now thats a bad case of camel toe.....

lmao.

Piledriver FAIL :rofl:

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n315/tiggerfreak2142/Mean/fail-1-1.jpg

Edited Keep it clean...Tks Sciond

^^ WTTFFFFFFFF

LMAO. <3 this topic.

http://lizrevision.com/wp-content/uploads/royal-fail.jpg

http://thecraptastics.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/fail.jpg

http://www.248am.com/images/fail.jpg

http://failsalon.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/new-car-fail.JPG

lol that airplane ones good.
i started lolling at work. haha

http://onlylol.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/baseball-fail-mike.jpg

http://treebeard31.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/fail.jpg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/balcony-fail.jpg

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y242/emmamoonpotter/epic_fail.jpg

http://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/radioactive_fail_.jpg

http://aggregatemadbox.com/bloggregate/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/fail_dogs.jpg

http://failsalon.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/acab_fail.jpg

http://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/soccer-field-fail.jpg

http://arkive.us/img/fail..jpg

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/Dawnthief/Baseball_fail.jpg

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e205/origamiman/Fail.jpg

http://i416.photobucket.com/albums/pp249/fnlrun/fail.jpg

http://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq165/junah42/Fail.jpg

http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn279/randomchic07/fail.jpg

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd178/notthefather/fail-owned-sauce-fail.jpg

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e120/tigerlillycat2004/fail.jpg

http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s312/ft_artem/015_fail.jpg

http://i529.photobucket.com/albums/dd336/jaredday7/fail.jpg

http://i403.photobucket.com/albums/pp119/Leblogawesome/fail-owned-family-picture-fail.jpg

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e257/swiftm6/FAIL/1199236803339.jpg

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e257/swiftm6/FAIL/1199236715975.jpg

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e257/swiftm6/FAIL/1199236639712.jpg

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s24/Necromancer-Nyra/Fail/manliness-fail.jpg

The BlueScreen of Death fail!
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee290/jurassic1_/0x8T4w70.jpg

Dennis Rodman = Fail!
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee290/jurassic1_/eU27zhKG.jpg

Nerd Fail!
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee290/jurassic1_/fail2-1.jpg

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e257/swiftm6/FAIL/1199236041392.jpg

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s24/Necromancer-Nyra/Fail/fail-7.gif

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk37/darksithlord_2008/Detroit-FAIL.jpg

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/patrick_marco/epic-fail.jpg

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh209/jmolfese/random-8.jpg

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s24/Necromancer-Nyra/Fail/firetruckfirefail.jpg

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s24/Necromancer-Nyra/Fail/SOTPFIAL.jpg

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s24/Necromancer-Nyra/Fail/camera.jpg

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s24/Necromancer-Nyra/Fail/spellcheckfail.jpg

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s24/Necromancer-Nyra/Fail/fb4.jpg
edited be careful!

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t307/thegirluknowulove/like.jpg

http://i533.photobucket.com/albums/ee334/spicolli_photos/F83PCAW2LMUTCAV88CBZCAJWTQD6CAWFZ9P.jpg

http://i421.photobucket.com/albums/pp294/gw_kush/FishFail.jpg

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n62/boozejenkins/fail1.jpg

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s246/tj888334/Failidiotgif.gif

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff184/KowzOfDoom/1215494672393.jpg

http://www.hemmy.net/images/interesting/fail28.jpg

http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm283/Mister-Din/fail_cat.jpg

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/dcervenka05/Fail.png

http://lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/fail.jpg

http://tfarchive.com/toys/reviews/images/jbt_mp_megatron_fail.jpg

http://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq165/junah42/FailPenis.jpg

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e257/swiftm6/FAIL/funpics41-22.jpg

http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/lizzzyC84/swim.jpg

lmfao.
this thread just keeps getting better and better.

http://img.boxofjunk.ws/fail-grater.jpg

http://ajanlo.kapu.hu/fail/fail_29.jpg

http://www.boston.com/bostonglobe/magazine/missconduct/fail.jpg

http://failsalon.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/faceplant065qm.jpg

http://grouchypants.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/fail-dog.jpg

subscribed :D

http://www.wackyarchives.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/28_fail.jpg

http://ui15.gamespot.com/1454/fail61_2.jpg

http://karaboo.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cat-fail-ferrett.png

http://zombie.clue-free.com/fail/bike-fail.gif

http://ramblingrhodes.mu.nu/archives/fail.jpg

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff184/KowzOfDoom/1215494672393.jpg

I saw the video of this. Pretty nasty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuE6XpLg0vE

lmfao.
this thread just keeps getting better and better.

x2. Now I get to see Fail pics I never knew existed! :rofl:

http://lex-unlimited.com/images/misc/girl_falling_fail.jpg

http://hyperninja.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/fail2.jpg

http://www.pisnnapalm.com/tank_fail.jpg

http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10071/impressive_fail.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/funny-pictures-bird-cat-cage.jpg

bahahah

i love this thread lmfaoo

http://downcastmysoul.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/perp-u-fail.jpg

http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/1931/fail1rs1.jpg

http://www.iphonesavior.com/images/2008/02/29/windows_vista_fail.jpg

http://michaelanthonygarcia.com/fail%20copy.jpg

http://www.lolpats.com/images/epic_fail.jpg

http://www.twodoctors.org/myimages/SUV%20fail.jpg

http://soillodge.net/djournal/FAIL-music.jpg

http://fecdiarist.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/hair-fail.jpg

http://ajanlo.kapu.hu/fail/fail_07.jpg

http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10072/fail-train.jpg

http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/frontwheel.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2384/2212240138_5cbf14c40a.jpg

http://killingtimewithijahamran.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/decorationfail1.jpg

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/5/01may29-about-to-fail.jpg

http://www.thedaystarisbright.com/gallery/d/854-1/u-fail.jpg

http://ajanlo.kapu.hu/fail/fail_19.jpg

http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/cod4-fail.jpg

http://forums.techguy.org/attachments/124823d1201172558/fail-20cat.jpg

http://jmn.fadainc.com/funnypics/Fail.jpg

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w233/caturdayskwerl/LolCatRenderer-41.jpg

http://prudz.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/failure.jpg

http://prudz.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/bus.jpg

http://prudz.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/chains.jpg

http://prudz.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/flip.jpg

http://prudz.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/fail2.jpg

best SL thread ever!!!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj147/southernbound199/Care.jpg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fail-advertising-eats-sweets.jpg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fail-toilet-great-wall.jpg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fail-building-placement.jpg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fail-imminent-stairs.jpg

This is great...made my day SOOOO much better!! :rofl: Keep 'em coming!

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/baby-fail.jpg

http://members.arstechnica.com/x/mux/fail5.jpg

http://i27.tinypic.com/28gs7y1.jpg



edited.....Sciond

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/hurdlefail.png

stupid flickr...

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2207/2211448865_04bf995423.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2325/2303118959_5f9452bff4.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2025/2479487481_a943be0642.jpg
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2121/2212240752_b3d4721ceb.jpg
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2031/2303914294_39f9c9a296.jpg
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2167/2211448771_47ba59905f.jpg
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2062/2229477992_751fa78e81.jpg
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2349/2448390930_154a94d5d5.jpg
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2325/2211448811_2da593ef6f.jpg

pics fixed-Sciond

the merovinigian ur a damn animal lmfaooo

i'm bored so i'm trying to entertain myself LOL

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2094/2212239186_6afb63d336.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2012/2212238068_d966696f76.jpg
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2151/2212237876_7230b4360d.jpg
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2199/2212239838_ae6a6858a9.jpg
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2308/2212240022_40e6728d83.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3171/2309617259_f9186c48ce.jpg
ttp://farm3.static.flickr.com/2017/2240878955_dd40a4a4a3.jpg

ok, that should just about do it. let's try and not get this thread deleted guys. there's a lot of work in this one.

Another one fixed..Epic post fail....Sciond

lmao, nice topic

Ok, a few more lol

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2200/2303917278_2b345d7342.jpg
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2284/2303119035_e86fcd6f64.jpg
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2188/2211447001_cae7a1cbe5.jpg
This is getting old LOl fixing pics..Sciond

this topics awesome.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b373/redlineracer9086/image001.gif

http://api.ning.com/files/XDhIWpkRMRcuPut*luTQjYuFPQKZSd5EZ-guY2VpBD1fI6u-LEtef84z09x67uUT0iHGtc5HmqJkmv*1MTVXra1lxKuF1KXf/DirectX.jpg[/url]

^^maybe if i was Steve Urkel i'd find that really funny.

^^maybe if i was Steve Urkel i'd find that really funny.

:rofl:

Ok, a few more lol

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2200/2303917278_2b345d7342.jpg?v=0

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2284/2303119035_e86fcd6f64.jpg?v=0

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2188/2211447001_cae7a1cbe5.jpg?v=0

you fail at posting pics! :rofl:


JK, those are hilarious

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2188/2211447001_cae7a1cbe5.jpg?v=0
That dogs not failing. he just doesn't want a kid. :lalala:

haha.
fail at showing fail.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2188/2211447001_cae7a1cbe5.jpg?v=0
That dogs not failing. he just doesn't want a kid. :lalala:

Doggy Style??? :P

i guess for a dog any style is doggy style!!

Ok, a few more lol

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2200/2303917278_2b345d7342.jpg?v=0

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2284/2303119035_e86fcd6f64.jpg?v=0

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2188/2211447001_cae7a1cbe5.jpg?v=0

you fail at posting pics! :rofl:


JK, those are hilarious
I fixed them for him.....

^ When did you turn into a 14-year old girl?

bahahaha. lmao.

http://jj.am/gallery/d/57597-1/Snake_fails.jpg

http://jj.am/gallery/d/53010-1/failing_awesome.jpg

http://jj.am/gallery/d/52414-1/fial.jpg

http://jj.am/gallery/d/52100-1/manliness-fail.jpg

http://jj.am/gallery/d/33271-2/FailboxSubscribe.jpg

http://jj.am/gallery/d/43173-2/Fail_underwear_fence.jpg

http://jj.am/gallery/d/50215-2/stairway_fail.jpg

http://jj.am/gallery/d/48656-2/Fail_forecast.jpg

http://jj.am/gallery/d/45195-2/chipnfail.jpg

http://jj.am/gallery/d/44062-2/forecast_failandaids.gif

http://jj.am/gallery/d/46026-2/fail_beer_bong.gif

wow.

http://robdamanii.com/macros/you-have-failed-please-die.thumbnail.png

FAIL at posting appropriate pics and FAIL at quoting.
lulz

wow.

x2

^ When did you turn into a 14-year old girl?
Just a few days ago..

What got deleted?

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j301/MrCovenant86/17708822jf9.gif

FAIL at posting appropriate pics and FAIL at quoting.
lulz


ok I am gonna give you a pass on that one but my advice here is you know the rules please follow them as this is your second warning and please do not to discuss a warnings in public if you have an issue you could have pm'd me....
You might want to read the rules again before posting again

tks Sciond

ok guys Please keep it clean you all know the rules your not noobs.. I edited some and warned... some but please once again keep it clean so I do not spend another hour going through it

http://i34.tinypic.com/50sjv6.jpg

Pitza fail! Courtesy of a trip to Wildwood.

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e336/PlayinWithFire/Epic-fail-guy-ruin.gif

one more

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x29/juggalo_just/fail2eo3.jpg

MODS THANKS FOR DELETING MY WHO SIG THAT WAS VERY NICE

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/Akumaka/lolcatz/fail.jpg

these pics are awsome thanks guys :bow: :bow:


sciond, sorry about making you go through and edit all of this, i know you dont want to. also, i would like to say congrats on the age and sex change, i know how much it means to you. :rofl:


MORE FAIL!!!!

these pics are awsome thanks guys :bow: :bow:


sciond, sorry about making you go through and edit all of this, i know you dont want to. also, i would like to say congrats on the age and sex change, i know how much it means to you. :rofl:


MORE FAIL!!!!
I wanted to be the youngest owner in NC............

^^^way to take that away from me =[

Still youngest member and president of Scion Customs!! So ha =P

This thread is awesome sid! Hopefully people won't screw it up.

Olympic Quotes--Oops!



Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw

her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'

2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from

personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother

and father.'

4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths

in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'

5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can

expect the same thing again.'

6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't

like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'

7. A t the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the

IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'

8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've

got eleven Dicks on the field.'

9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is

that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses

them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'

FAILS!?

hahaha i accept those.

OMG THE LAST 2

8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Those are all fake. Someone just thought up random things and tried to attribute them to NBC commentators for the 2008 Olympics. Julian Dicks retired from English Premiership soccer about 9 years ago and was never in the Olympics.

aww. that sucks, they are still funny tho

FAIL at posting appropriate pics and FAIL at quoting.
lulz


ok I am gonna give you a pass on that one but my advice here is you know the rules please follow them as this is your second warning and please do not to discuss a warnings in public if you have an issue you could have pm'd me....
You might want to read the rules again before posting again

tks Sciond

im confused.

Those are all fake. Someone just thought up random things and tried to attribute them to NBC commentators for the 2008 Olympics. Julian Dicks retired from English Premiership soccer about 9 years ago and was never in the Olympics.
Fail at fail quotes!

Gah.

I once failed at failing a fail test.


Got an 'F.'

'F' for fail of course.

I once failed at failing a fail test.
So... you passed?

He passed the fail test... which means he is a failure.

:ponder:

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb254/realistwarrior/break-dancing-face-plant.gif

FAIL at posting appropriate pics and FAIL at quoting.
lulz


ok I am gonna give you a pass on that one but my advice here is you know the rules please follow them as this is your second warning and please do not to discuss a warnings in public if you have an issue you could have pm'd me....
You might want to read the rules again before posting again

tks Sciond

im confused.
I had to edit that one

We need less talking and more failing!!!
http://i35.tinypic.com/r9pdf9.jpg
Blinker fluid FAIL

kaleco.
quite possibly one of the funniest site ive seen. haha all fake automotive stuff.

happy brithday man ur 100 today lol

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb254/realistwarrior/break-dancing-face-plant.gif

Holy CRAP!!! :rofl:

Nice pixs. LOL

happy brithday man ur 100 today lol

thank you.
yea im 100 and im just gettin over the hill, still driving my scion and pimpin high school girls. hahaha :P

Olympic quotes were taken from hre & give who said them...just fyi.

http://www.snopes.com/humor/lists/olympics.asp

Those of you complaining about things being deleted from sigs may want to review the site rules... specifically rule #5.

5. I will keep my signature free of images or cluttered text.
-No Pictures, Icons, Avatars or Smileys.
-Only 1 to 10 lines of text (including blanks) are allowed
No matter how long you "got away with it" ... it is still against the rules.

Also relevant is #7:

7. If you receive a warning from a moderator, heed it. Members who ignore moderator warnings will be banned.
http://www.scionlife.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=15164

Just throwing that all out there.

ack154 = party pooper!!!!!


Just kidding!!! Don't ban me....

We now return you to your regularly scheduled failing.

Allllrighty then...

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee290/jurassic1_/N0QDLRip.jpg

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee290/jurassic1_/Ldxb5Cfc.jpg

Those of you complaining about things being deleted from sigs may want to review the site rules... specifically rule #5.

5. I will keep my signature free of images or cluttered text.
-No Pictures, Icons, Avatars or Smileys.
-Only 1 to 10 lines of text (including blanks) are allowed
No matter how long you "got away with it" ... it is still against the rules.

Also relevant is #7:

7. If you receive a warning from a moderator, heed it. Members who ignore moderator warnings will be banned.
http://www.scionlife.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=15164

Just throwing that all out there.




HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Those of you complaining about things being deleted from sigs may want to review the site rules... specifically rule #5.

5. I will keep my signature free of images or cluttered text.
-No Pictures, Icons, Avatars or Smileys.
-Only 1 to 10 lines of text (including blanks) are allowed
No matter how long you "got away with it" ... it is still against the rules.

Also relevant is #7:

7. If you receive a warning from a moderator, heed it. Members who ignore moderator warnings will be banned.
http://www.scionlife.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=15164

Just throwing that all out there.

HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Keep laughing, jerky... a ban is a ban, even if it's for a picture in a signature or not following the instruction of a moderator.

I simply see MODS as the forum INTERNET GANGSTA cant do anything with out them getting mad over something lame......

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e1/hondamasta/FAIL.jpg

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e1/hondamasta/1-4.png

cop fail?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rfW-spSG94

I simply see MODS as the forum INTERNET GANGSTA cant do anything with out them getting mad over something lame......
At least get the metaphor right. Mods are more of "internet police" than your "gangstas" since the rules are already set by someone else and moderators just enforce them. We have nothing to do with the "lameness" of the rules.

No one is getting mad... but you appear to be upset about having the pic removed from your sig. Which would be kind of ridiculous since it is a rule that you agreed to by joining the site... Whether it was removed immediately from your sig or yesterday is irrelevant. And you can't blame the mods for getting a bit irritated with you, considering that I know a number of them PMd you and politely asked you to remove the pic yourself. But you didn't. So they removed it. End of story. If you have any further issue with it... PM me or any other mod.

Any further discussion in this thread will be removed.

i love scion for having no pics in sigs.
i hate forums that allow it.
it makes everything so much more cluttered and confusing.

^agreed...

ya lets stop argueing about rules and post some fail pics!!!!


sorry again ack.

lol at that steamroller! I wonder how'd that happen. Bad drifting. :P

I was just looking at this thread and found this very amusing...
http://i33.tinypic.com/2wgrimh.jpg

you need ad blocker ftw^^^

hehe im in that pic.

ya ive noticed the fit ads and wondered how that happened.

Doggystyle fail...

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa157/taboo669/doggystyle.gif

The dog got seasick I guess.

:rofl: :rofl:

MORE FAIL!!!
http://i37.tinypic.com/2j4xbp1.jpg
http://i38.tinypic.com/33n7o00.jpg
http://i36.tinypic.com/2drdhmr.jpg

ibtl/deletion

http://www.gov.state.ak.us/photos/Gov-Palin-2006_web.jpg




what, too soon? :rofl:

http://www.gov.state.ak.us/photos/Gov-Palin-2006_web.jpg




what, too soon? :rofl:

what? i would totally vote for vice president hottie there. i mean, she was a beauty pagent runner up for miss alaska, she hunts, she used to be a sports news castor, and she looks that good at 44 after having 5 kids, she is quite an interesting lady.

Doggystyle fail...

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa157/taboo669/doggystyle.gif

The Dog drank too much :P

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a13/irocz0r/failed.jpg

these are great :rofl: :rofl:

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y73/shadowcat2344/Caturday/fail.gif

http://i538.photobucket.com/albums/ff345/fauxtow/bike-fail.jpg

http://i350.photobucket.com/albums/q418/the4thofjulygirl/fail.jpg

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll288/UVAMFD/fail.jpg

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll165/cashskyeash/fail_motivator.jpg

http://i478.photobucket.com/albums/rr141/Vyzai_Shar_888/fail-owned-mailbox-fail.jpg

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t26/tiarus/fail-owned-meeting-fail.jpg

http://i360.photobucket.com/albums/oo42/dresden_117/shipment_of_fail.jpg

http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo191/wijac/EpicFailRoundup009.jpg

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk35/Mitrofang/cat_dog_fail.jpg

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll289/Atrumitos/failnazi2xw5.jpg

http://i526.photobucket.com/albums/cc343/mwmfranchute/9977.gif

http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q72/slyfox2749/Fail.gif

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a224/spartan8029/bushfails.jpg

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll165/cashskyeash/EpicFail2.jpg

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk35/Mitrofang/manstripper.jpg

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk35/Mitrofang/fail.jpg

http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff222/ZZOTH/poster2618428.jpg

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y193/HughBeaumont/Carload.jpg

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll165/cashskyeash/fail_fat_kid-1.jpg

http://i462.photobucket.com/albums/qq347/barbarianguy/l_16f756966b826f57d3badcc8623ac5db.jpg

these are great.

lmfaoo that failhawk is too much lol

manicorn. lulz

haha

http://www.gov.state.ak.us/photos/Gov-Palin-2006_web.jpg




what, too soon? :rofl:

what? i would totally vote for vice president hottie there. i mean, she was a beauty pageant runner up for miss Alaska, she hunts, she used to be a sports news castor, and she looks that good at 44 after having 5 kids, she is quite an interesting lady.
eh rumor has it her daughter had one of the 5....so this would be her second

really is there much more to do in Alaska except hunt and have Sex????

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s16/r3v3r3nd_album/fail1.jpg
this one actually broke my heart

i would rumage that minefield of broken glass in flip flops to ensure that no full bottles were wasted. :P

^ there had to be an unbroken one in that mess. None the less, heart breaking.

^ there had to be an unbroken one in that mess. None the less, heart breaking.

if they'd been the old-school Grolsch bottles, none of them would've broken...

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc82/beandip007/instantolympicfail.jpg

Still not as good as the doggie fail.

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll288/UVAMFD/fail.jpg

i dunno if i'm out of it, but i cant figure out whats wront in this pic? lol
somebody help me

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll288/UVAMFD/fail.jpg

i dunno if i'm out of it, but i cant figure out whats wront in this pic? lol
somebody help me

Lost to phelps by less then a second in the olympics.

less than a second? try 1/1000th of a second. It was ridonkulous. And the best part of it was that the French were talking about how they were gunna kick our arses in the medley and we whopped em. go USA. USE FTW!!
http://i35.tinypic.com/2cpqebk.jpg

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll288/UVAMFD/fail.jpg

i dunno if i'm out of it, but i cant figure out whats wront in this pic? lol
somebody help me

he talked a lot of BS about how the french team would whoop the american team in the 4x100 relay race and he got whooped at the end by the american team in the same race!

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll288/UVAMFD/fail.jpg

i dunno if i'm out of it, but i cant figure out whats wront in this pic? lol
somebody help me

Lost to phelps by less then a second in the olympics.

Less than a second? Try 0.08 seconds. Bernard is the Frenchman who said, quote, "The Americans? We're going to smash them. That's what we came here for." And then he and his team failed in epic fashion, losing to the Americans. :loser:

less than a second? try 1/1000th of a second.

No, you're thinking of Cavic and Phelps in the 100m butterfly.

less than a second? try 1/1000th of a second. It was ridonkulous. And the best part of it was that the French were talking about how they were gunna kick our arses in the medley and we whopped em. go USA. USE FTW!!
http://i35.tinypic.com/2cpqebk.jpg

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: that flag and the message is hilarious! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

less than a second? try 1/1000th of a second.

No, you're thinking of Cavic and Phelps in the 100m butterfly.

correct!

ok NOW i get it :D

yea, thats definitely a fail lol

[quote=tcrs2424]less than a second? try 1/1000th of a second.
Still less then a second :P
lol

http://www.gov.state.ak.us/photos/Gov-Palin-2006_web.jpg




what, too soon? :rofl:

what? i would totally vote for vice president hottie there. i mean, she was a beauty pageant runner up for miss Alaska, she hunts, she used to be a sports news castor, and she looks that good at 44 after having 5 kids, she is quite an interesting lady.
eh rumor has it her daughter had one of the 5....so this would be her second

YOU SIR FAIL!
do the math... the youngest is 4 months old and she (the daughter) is how far along in her pregnancy????

how far along is the daughter? Is that the only daughter she has???

here ya go scott.
http://tizona.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/sarah_palin_02.jpg
id hit it...the preg. daughter that is. hahaha :P

holy balls. thats huge.
let me find a smaller one. lol

you would hit it for sure!

so 2 daughters that are old enough to get prego, one is prego, and her latest daughter is how old? and how far along is the prego daughter???

ha, actually, a lil chunky for me.
but i think i could prob look past that. :P

ha, actually, a lil chunky for me.
but i think i could prob look past that. :P

Probably bad camera angle, or maybe she was knocked up already :lalala:

too chunky??

granted shes not skinny, but def. not chunky

haha, thats what i was thinking Scott.
im not saying shes like chunky chunky.
i just meant for my likings.
that prob came out wrong, maiii bad.

she's not chunky at all. Actually women should look curvy, not like a twiggy or skinny a$$ model

I like them with a butt, and some tig ol' bitties!!!

bahaha.
idk, i just prefer smaller chicks. meh.

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee290/jurassic1_/random-31-1.jpg

this thead has fallen victim to the MW threadjacking.

you think the dog know they're homeless??

it's cool, hoodie--i was just like WTF that's not even close to chunky. if she's chunky to you, i'd hate to know my status in your eyes, lol. but that was before. figured you just like skinny, skinny chics.

its hard to explain, i dont want to be able to see bones through skin and not to chunky, lol. im picky as hell.

i saw pics of you, your fkin ripped! you could easily kick my arse. lol

you think the dog know they're homeless??

it's cool, hoodie--i was just like WTF that's not even close to chunky. if she's chunky to you, i'd hate to know my status in your eyes, lol. but that was before. figured you just like skinny, skinny chics.

Damn girl... How big are you????


:rofl:

its hard to explain, i dont want to be able to see bones through skin and not to chunky, lol. im picky as hell.

i saw pics of you, your fkin ripped! you could easily kick my arse. lol

where these pics at??

i'm not big at all, i'm pretty much muscle actually, i was just blessed with thighs and a butt. haven't heard bad about it yet. there's a pic in the gals n tC thread actually.

that homeless pic just toped the chart :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

i'm not big at all, i'm pretty much muscle actually, i was just blessed with thighs and a butt. haven't heard bad about it yet. there's a pic in the gals n tC thread actually.

I figured you were in good shape being a sailor and all. I would call you a seamen, but I think Hoodie will laugh at it...

lol, now Scotts gonna be searchin for a while. :P
i do appreciate a nice butt. haha
and im gonna go ahead and say this thread is gettin jackkked bad.lol

lol, now Scotts gonna be searchin for a while. :P
i do appreciate a nice butt. haha
and im gonna go ahead and say this thread is gettin jackkked bad.lol

I can't find it....

249 pages of gals and their tC's....

http://www.scionlife.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=167238&postdays=0&postorder=asc&&start=4920

got the picture... and she can kick your butt for sure. I would let her kick mine too... but I guess you call that a fetish or something!!!!

lol i was about to say don't post my pic in here, this is the "fail" thread. lol

but yeah, umm being a sailor has nothing to do with it. there's plenty of fat and even obese ones. it's a "kinder gentler Navy now, i disagree with it but hey I'm just an E5. not to say everyone should be skinny (b/c then my bottom half couldn't stay in), but i've seen some ridiculous cases.

lol i was about to say don't my pic in here, this is the "fail" thread. lol

but yeah, umm being a sailor has nothing to do with it. there's plenty of fat and even obese ones. it's a "kinder gentler Navy now, i disagree with it but hey I'm just an E5. not to say everyone should be skinny (b/c then my bottom half couldn't stay in), but i've seen some ridiculous cases.

well muscle and fat are 2 different stories

And i wouldn't put your pic in this thread. tcpete may :P

another shipment of FAIL
http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee8/richmond2000/hanjinpenn.gif
http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee8/richmond2000/hyundai6.jpg
and a new yaught from FAILcraft moving
http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee8/richmond2000/boat-crane-failure.jpg

i just saw the article about the boat in 03 w/ all the mazdas that rolled on its side... this one

http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p136/Evanescence67/failboat.jpg

its so sad all those mazdas had to be crushed

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee290/jurassic1_/stern_view_of_titanic_copy.jpg

http://www.gov.state.ak.us/photos/Gov-Palin-2006_web.jpg




what, too soon? :rofl:

what? i would totally vote for vice president hottie there. i mean, she was a beauty pageant runner up for miss Alaska, she hunts, she used to be a sports news castor, and she looks that good at 44 after having 5 kids, she is quite an interesting lady.
eh rumor has it her daughter had one of the 5....so this would be her second

YOU SIR FAIL!
do the math... the youngest is 4 months old and she (the daughter) is how far along in her pregnancy????
5 and maybe 5 so it could be true............but is slimy enough so it prolly is

here's a fail link haha.. not really but i hate it when this happens haha

http://wwwapps.ups.com/WebTracking/processInputRequest?TypeOfInquiryNumber=T&InquiryNumber1=1Z045WV80367463005&

wtf is that ace..

lol emergency condition.
i saw one once that actually said the train de-railed and ended up seeing it on the news that night.
that was pretty funny.

^ No, not that kind of derailment. In the world of UPS, derailments happen on a daily basis. It doesn't
mean there was a catastrophic train crash. When UPS says your package was delayed because
of a train derailment, it means a car jumped the tracks in a freight yard. This is common in big freight
yards, and what usually ends up happening is a long delay while they try to get the car back on the
tracks, or unload all the cargo and load it onto another car. It will delay your package a good few hours
either way.

If you saw this message and then you saw a huge train crash on the news, it was just coincidence.
Small-scale train derailments happen daily. I get a lot of stuff shipped and I've seen this status
message at least 8 to 10 times.

Now that we are back on topic...MORE FAIL!!!

FAIL involving a tower block
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/building-demo-goes-wrong-p1.php
or AMTRAK
http://cao2.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/trainwreck.jpeg
or a ORE truck
http://lh5.ggpht.com/goldhck/R9N_rhtPD5I/AAAAAAAAAoQ/KwVNvVkdkS8/wm-wrecked+dump+truck%5D.jpg
and a load of gravel
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2223/2458187460_07b95fd5a2.jpg

and some FAIL from japan
http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee8/richmond2000/case22.gif
http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee8/richmond2000/case52.gif
http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee8/richmond2000/case53.gifhttp://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee8/richmond2000/case109.gifhttp://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee8/richmond2000/fail1.gifhttp://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee8/richmond2000/fail12.gifhttp://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee8/richmond2000/fail13.gif

Here ya go.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxGGyVklPHg&eurl=http://failblog.org/page/23/

here's a few
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1xqm7gmBjs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q_RXCgtKIg

man this thread had me dyin. thanks for the ab workout. :rofl: :rofl:

My contribution...
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c133/Hyghgynx/Funny%20Stuff/051407_4.jpg

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

http://i34.tinypic.com/jhfzva.jpg

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa307/fuapiti/Darthvader.jpg