View Full Version : petroleum jelly on windshield wiper handles


foreverandaminute
09-17-2008, 05:43 AM
would that, plus sunlight and heat, damage the wipers?

i ask 'cause...

i've got some prankster co-workers that keep raising my wipers while i'm working
the first time i thought it was funny, but now it's just annoying
i wanna give 'em a nice slippery surprise they try it again, and i know they will

also, i always thought of doing this while going to events like HIN, cause they always leave their business cards and flyers on your windshield, and i just hate people touching my baby

yellowxhoodie
09-17-2008, 05:54 AM
lol.
just take your wipers off for a day.
hell go to put them up and be like WTF!?
or better yet, take his off anf put them back on upside down or something.

krazyscion
09-17-2008, 06:53 AM
dang that sux having ppl mess with ur car like that....

i would rather that than having my car keyed or messed with other ways...

just had the craziest thing run through my mind just now...taser wipers! give them the shock of their lives

yellowxhoodie
09-17-2008, 06:57 AM
or just stand back and hit the panic button when theyre doing it.
i did that to my buddy when he was looking in my grill and he jump so fast that he smacked his head on the car, i seriously was ROFL'ing in my garage for like 10 minutes.

Somack_59
09-17-2008, 02:05 PM
or just stand back and hit the panic button when theyre doing it.
i did that to my buddy when he was looking in my grill and he jump so fast that he smacked his head on the car, i seriously was ROFL'ing in my garage for like 10 minutes.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: i did that to a guy who was "examining" my car..... while i was in the resturant watching my car.....and the guy kneels down to look at my front bumper...and i hit the panic botton and he falls...gets up and looks around...me and my buddies were crackin up...ahahah

TeeCizzle
09-17-2008, 03:01 PM
Why don't you "Man-Up"...tell your co-workers NOT to mess with your car!.....Geez....

CarbonXe
09-17-2008, 03:05 PM
WTF will petroleum jelly do to prevent people from doing this? All you're doing is giving them a reason to go jerk off after they mess with your car.

krazyscion
09-17-2008, 03:32 PM
they might just wipe the petroleum jelly on ur car somewhere after they touch it anyway lol

a_german_named_hans
09-17-2008, 03:55 PM
have you tried putting the wipers up yourself when you get into work. Maybe they'll put them down in that case.

^^ LMAO Carbon.

xdejablu3x
09-17-2008, 04:25 PM
haha i used to do that to my friends cars back in high school. sometimes when they are driving off i pretend and ask them for something but instead walk over to their wipers and pull them up.

BZinn1
09-17-2008, 04:31 PM
Maybe they are flirting with you..........

foreverandaminute
09-17-2008, 05:03 PM
Why don't you "Man-Up"...tell your co-workers NOT to mess with your car!.....Geez....

i would if i knew who exactly is doing it
there are about 60 people that work where i work

05-RS1
09-17-2008, 05:08 PM
put your wipers up yourself. that way they can't do it and get the "pleasure" out of doing it. it'll ruin the fun for them. worked for me :wink:

KINGxOFxSKA
09-17-2008, 05:36 PM
Why don't you just hide out and watch for yourself who's doing it? Then you can confront them about it.

jackotamo
09-17-2008, 06:41 PM
You can punch them in the throat once you find out, petro jelly like vaseline though is not recommended for condoms, although condoms are not vulcanized. I dont know what the effect of it will be on vulcanized rubber.

xdejablu3x
09-17-2008, 11:14 PM
why dont you just call up chuck norris and ask him if he can stay in your car while your at work? that should solve everything.

kiss_kiss_kill
09-18-2008, 07:27 PM
^ I just lol'd at that statement.

iKONA
09-18-2008, 07:39 PM
Smear some of it n his wiper blades and before he pulls out to go home take a spritzer bottle and do a squirt or to on his windshield so it makes him turn the wipers on :)

oceaner
09-18-2008, 09:17 PM
Hire the "Cheaters" crew and catch them red handed on TV!!!

matt
09-18-2008, 09:21 PM
i think if you did that, they would just wipe their hands on your car and exacerbate the problem.

iKONA
09-18-2008, 10:18 PM
Good point :(^

Viace
09-19-2008, 05:55 PM
Find out who it is and take a dump on their hood, thatl teach them to f%ck with your car.

jackotamo
09-19-2008, 06:54 PM
Or you can stick a banana in their tail pipe like those old school movies lol.

muuunkeeyy
09-20-2008, 03:25 AM
hmm take a small piece of poop and put it on the edge of his windshield wipers. Then smudge something on his windshield. LOL wipe = GG