View Full Version : What I have learned from the Fast and the Furious Movies...


shupes31
04-04-2009, 05:22 AM
1. Don't mess with Vin Diesel. Ever.
2. NOS is GOD. Worship it and install it in all of your cars.
3. Every car can go 90mph in reverse.
4. If your car is lowered enough, you can drive under semi trailers.
5. More stickers=better. (At least that seems to be the thought in the first 2)


What else has everyone learned from these movies? I do realize the acting is always really bad.

breaux_tC
04-04-2009, 05:25 AM
dont put twinkies on your pizza

shupes31
04-04-2009, 05:26 AM
*sigh*.... If only I had some twinkies...

breaux_tC
04-04-2009, 05:28 AM
lol, i love heavy weights.

but in response, i would have to say: if you have nos in your car, you will die a most glorious death

jamessicat25
04-04-2009, 05:28 AM
super hot girls likes street racers.

shupes31
04-04-2009, 05:30 AM
super hot girls likes street racers.

and will dance by your car and shine it with their butts if you play your music loud enough.

breaux_tC
04-04-2009, 05:34 AM
oh and in tokyo, you can apparently do whatever the hell you want

shupes31
04-04-2009, 05:35 AM
yep, bc the cop cars only top out at 130 km/h

breaux_tC
04-04-2009, 05:39 AM
exactly

jamessicat25
04-04-2009, 05:40 AM
yep, bc the cop cars only top out at 130 km/h

damn u sound like"Han" from tokyo drift.

shupes31
04-04-2009, 05:41 AM
yep, bc the cop cars only top out at 130 km/h

damn u sound like"Han" from tokyo drift.

that's the point.... :P

FLEA
04-04-2009, 05:42 AM
That EVO's are constructed really well. Like that scene in 2 Fast 2 Furious where they ram the boat yard gate and there's no damage to the car.

breaux_tC
04-04-2009, 05:44 AM
lol must have been a presidential evo

shupes31
04-04-2009, 05:44 AM
That EVO's are constructed really well. Like that scene in 2 Fast 2 Furious where they ram the boat yard gate and there's no damage to the car.

Word. It seems like most cars in there can take ALOT of punishment. The skyline in the 4th movie takes a beating.

ahatch133
04-04-2009, 05:44 AM
and if u have a yellow cavi with lamborghini doors and a big ___ fart can after u walk out of the theater dont run to ur car thinking ur vin diesel purging ur nitrous reving ur engine and mistakenly dump your clutch to only find urself getting pulled over for joy riding in the theater parking lot lol yes it happened i watched the entire thing i CANT make it up

breaux_tC
04-04-2009, 05:44 AM
how was the movie?

shupes31
04-04-2009, 05:45 AM
and if u have a yellow cavi with lamborghini doors and a big butt fart can after u walk out of the theater dont run to ur car thinking ur vin diesel purging ur nitrous reving ur engine and mistakenly dump your clutch to only find urself getting pulled over for joy riding in the theater parking lot lol yes it happened i watched the entire thing i CANT make it up

YES! every arsehole did that outside of the movie theater right after I got done. Flippin idiots.

jamessicat25
04-04-2009, 05:46 AM
I also learned that my scion tc is VERY slow, just after the movie

shupes31
04-04-2009, 05:46 AM
how was the movie?

http://www.scionlife.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=256089

watch this thread ;)

spoilers might pop out in this thread.

WeakC
04-04-2009, 05:54 AM
haha good one guys..keepem coming watching..

Elijahtc
04-04-2009, 02:46 PM
don't forget that u can drift with an evo and run into EVERYTHING and it not even leave a scratch. Damn y does the army use Hummers when they could be using EVO's. ha ha

1989menace
04-04-2009, 03:00 PM
never stop for cops! just keep goin. also if you drive fast enough you can go through anything :P

etli
04-04-2009, 05:14 PM
Every car meet has hundreds of scantily clad women gyrating in front of people cars. With a fair sprinkling of lesbians making out.

The ratio of chicks to dudes is roughly 50 to 1.

There are no cop cars patrolling the streets of LA.

stillettoDSM
04-04-2009, 05:24 PM
I've learned that "Nitro Meth" is for pussies.

Elijahtc
04-04-2009, 05:54 PM
every car meet has full on decked out HIN worthy cars and none that just have a few mods that are just starting out. And EVERYBODY has $20,000 grand to blow on their car at any given time.