This morning I looked outside and a big ___ crow was attacking my black tC. It was pecking the hell out of the back driver's side window.
I ran out and scared it away, thank god it only left scuff marks, and light scratches, i was able to wipe most of it away.
What the hell was up with that?
Maybe it saw its reflection and thought it was another crow? Or maybe it thought my car was a giant black crow!?!
I'm sure this didn't deserve a thread but thought we could use a laugh, has anyone had this happen before?

 

I have a squirrel that sits on my car right over the drivers door......he has scratched the crap out of my car........animals are weird.

 

hahaha after i washed my car, my neighbors dog saw its reflection and began barking up a storm and tried to attack my car...i about kicked it.

 

haha my cat likes to sleep on my roof. he always gets his damm paw prints over the hood though and i hate it!

 

my car's a magnet for bird ____. like We park four cars in the driveway at night, and when I wake up, I'm the only one that got splooshed on. Every day. I was thinking of keeping a scare crow handy that I'll tie to my roof everynight.

 

my car has a body guard. my 8 month old boxer/ am staff wont let anyone get close to it. he is like that with me too, its funny cause he is the biggest pansy.

 

My neighbors cat sleeps on my car...

 

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time to set up some mouse traps with anchovies on them

 

i've had the cats spray my car with urine....and thats with the car cover on.

 

ouch. screw mouse traps then. it's time for bb guns

 

haha that's when you have a problem! my cat is lucky, he is my cat....

 

then you end up with dings fromt he bbs and scratches from the cat freaking out and running like hell........

 

I get cat prints on my car when I wake up. ): Goes from the front of the car.. over the top.. then down the hatch. You see it sliding down the glass too. ):

 

ah at least you guys have little kitty problems!

I wake up to this on my car every morning! Dono what to do!

 

^ throw huge chunks of raw meat far away from the car hah

i went to school one morning and its by some woods so one day turkeys came out and im sittin there lookin a them, and one starts peckin the ish out of my rear fender. i ripped out of the parking spot and he chased me for a good 20 feet the little crap

 

stay home foo! sorry to go off topic but did any of you see the pride of lions that took down that elephante in planet earth? that ish was intense.

 

____ turkeys. they're crazy

 

had a raccoon make my cadillacs trunk its dinner table. left a huge greasy mess and a buncha scratches. didnt even leave a tip, cheap bastard.

 

my neighbor used to have chickens that would get on my car......like i said......USED to have chickens....muahahahaha.......he even came and asked me if anyone stole his chickens.......i of course said noone stole.....but i didnt tell him i shot them of course......i hate people that let their animals run around....i can understand in the country...but damn

 

There was a mockingbird that would sit on my side mirrors, see his reflection in the window, and go crazy trying to attack it. banging all up against the side of the car, pooping all over it (and spreading the poop with his wings). then on his way back to the mirror, he would see his reflection in it and begin attacking the mirror. i kept running out to scare him, but realized after the 2nd or 3rd time that he wasn't gonna leave.


So I got out a 20 ga. and blasted that fool!