I have had my box for 7 months and finally "christened my car. I'm 30 and don't have to stoop to doing this kind of thing but after dinner last night my g/f and I "christened" it. I was suprised at how well this car is for that type of action.

If you did what I think you did... Yeah, it works for that.

The carpeted rear area helps a lot. I used to have a Matrix, and
when you fold the seats flat there's a hard "bed liner" like floor..
That's a good way to hurt yourself! :doh:

The box is more comfortable. I only wish they still had drive-in movie theaters
around here!! I would use it even more. haha

-THE DON

got a little snatch in the box, eh?

got a little snatch in the box, eh?


lol took the words out of mymouth. i couldnt even think of doing that in there, but my wifes moms grand cherokee worked in high school. hell in high school anything works hahah

If this Box is rockin', don't bother knockin'...

And peeps want to know why my windows are so dark!

I hate to admit, but while eyeballing the large back seat
area, I figured the girlfriend would approve of it! :)

I christened mine in a similar way a month ago. I agree, the Xb has enough room for an interesting experience. Sadly, my car has also been thrown up in...twice!!!

soon for amateur video release :clap:

If you did what I think you did... Yeah, it works for that.

The carpeted rear area helps a lot. I used to have a Matrix, and
when you fold the seats flat there's a hard "bed liner" like floor..
That's a good way to hurt yourself! :doh:

The box is more comfortable. I only wish they still had drive-in movie theaters
around here!! I would use it even more. haha

-THE DON

i know at least 2 drive-in movie theaters here in indianapolis :clap:

:shock: Hope you put fabric protector on the seats and carpet. :rofl:

I christened mine in a similar way a month ago. ... Sadly, my car has also been thrown up in...!!!

I HOPE these were separate incidents...

I christened mine in a similar way a month ago. ... Sadly, my car has also been thrown up in...!!!

I HOPE these were separate incidents...

LMFAO :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: SCOTCHGUARD IT!!! Should help with the wet spot protection :lalala: :lalala: :lalala:

I christened mine in a similar way a month ago. ... Sadly, my car has also been thrown up in...!!!

I HOPE these were separate incidents...
lol i've had a bad experience like that , luckily not in my car , lol. poor paul. lol . thats what happens first time u get drunk and have craxy backseat sex , lol. and i'm out . lol

:rofl: You should name your ride the: BANG BOX!!

:rofl: You should name your ride the: BANG BOX!!

Dude! Those would be great plates!

damn me n team NVS were talkin bout bang box earlier tonight. lol

taking the box to a whole different level and interpretation

all i got to say is the 60/40 rear split seats are great. one can lay down while the knees of the other is safely protected!!!!

:bow: dam this is the best thread i have read in a long time i'v been thinking of crisening my box to but was not sher if it and i were up to it but now that i here all this great chating and see how funn and easy it is i think i will have to go get one,...or two of my best girl friends and have me some fun.... and i think i now have a new name for my box i think i will get my plats to night.....if thats ok with all of u.... :pray: bang box.... lol there should be a site for that like bang bus..... :P well i will keep reading so keep on posting...

taking the box to a whole different level and interpretation

:lol: when the BCP was my wife's I wanted the plates to be "CHERYBOX" but her friends warned her against it. She was all for it too :(

Now you know why there's a "harness" bar and C pillar bar in my xB!

CHRISTENED??? :loser:
what the hell are you guys taking about?

CHRISTENED??? :loser:
what the hell are you guys taking about?
dude , you KNOW what we're talking about, lol.
on a different note dont ever christen a junker or beater , it kills em some how.

Thats it! I'm forwarding this thread to my fiance! He'll love it (and of course will want to christen both the xB and xA)
:-)

It's only customary to christen a car, whatever age you are. :P I had it christened with the xb backed up overlooking Lake Almanor.

xB= xtreme boning 8)

xB= xtreme boning 8)
i dont know about extreme but an extremely often , lol

Thats it! I'm forwarding this thread to my fiance! He'll love it (and of course will want to christen both the xB and xA)
:-)
maybe the dogs beat you to it????? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

And im getting my box tinted limo tint all around tomorrow. I may have to pass this along to that someone special. :pray:

And im getting my box tinted limo tint all around tomorrow. I may have to pass this along to that someone special. :pray:
might be a little too cold!
blast that heat!!!!!

And im getting my box tinted limo tint all around tomorrow. I may have to pass this along to that someone special. :pray:
might be a little too cold!
blast that heat!!!!!

:lalala:

Why didnt i think of that before ?!?! :(

And im getting my box tinted limo tint all around tomorrow. I may have to pass this along to that someone special. :pray:
might be a little too cold!
blast that heat!!!!!

Make your own heat! :eyebrow:

"Christened" mine about a month after I got it. That's when I KNEW that I had made the right auto buying decision! Our xBs are oh so versitile. :clap:

Gettin' Box in my box is always nice!

i christined mine about a month ago and it works quite well. its just so light you can really tell when that thing shakes. all my friends were laughing at me because it was outside of a aparment complex :rofl:

lay the front seats down flat, keep the back ones up. there's alot to be said when in that position...

whoa, what the he11.. a future scion owneer? i need to change that logo... 2005bcpxB!

lay the front seats down flat, keep the back ones up. there's alot to be said when in that position...
too bad that wont work once i get my harness bar , well that and u have to adjust the seats and I personally am anal about seat position , i like both seats to be sitting the same .thats just me being retarded tho

I personally am anal about seat position

Pun intended...or not intended :P

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

This thread is worthless without pics!!

WoW too many good ideas for my Spring Break Road Trip !!
Thanks...

I personally am anal about seat position

Pun intended...or not intended :P

Took the words right out of my mouth? Cant take that one back .. too late. :rofl:

And im getting my box tinted limo tint all around tomorrow. I may have to pass this along to that someone special. :pray:
might be a little too cold!
blast that heat!!!!!

Make your own heat! :eyebrow:

"Christened" mine about a month after I got it. That's when I KNEW that I had made the right auto buying decision! Our xBs are oh so versitile. :clap:

Gettin' Box in my box is always nice!

Now thats what im sayin ... you reading this Jennay? Better take notes, there will be a pop quiz in the near future.

i laughed so hard when i first read this. i was expecting some like a first mod. guess this is way better than any mods :rofl:

:silly: ...I havent gone "all the way" but have had some "action" in it. :P

i laughed so hard when i first read this. i was expecting some like a first mod. guess this is way better than any mods :rofl:

it prob was :)

I personally am anal about seat position

Pun intended...or not intended :P

Took the words right out of my mouth? Cant take that one back .. too late. :rofl:
blargh , ya'll know what i mean , or maybe not nm , i like the seats to be the way i like lol , i hate adjusting seats never get em in the same spot again , just like a radio and it's eq setting after you have to disconnect your battery.

dunno about you guys but evertime i "christen" any of my previous cars i end up getting into an accident.

Heh birds have "christened" my car already...

i won't do that in my box brings back luck for your car trust me,i had a honda civic i did that same thing and in a couple of days all kinda crap start happening to my car like the driver side doors won't lock,the engine had a funny noise...only 45k on the car at the time,the alarm won't work right change head light bulbs like evey 2 months learn my lesson with that one think i'll get a room instead anyway good luck..

best thread of 2005

i would have made a thread like this last year but was afraid it would get deleted.

yeah old cars will die if u christen them , i think they only like being christened by the owner and whoever they so choose , not a second or third owner , lol

be careful doing it in your car it can bring bad luck thats why i had to get rid of my honda civic,the alarm would not work right,the driver side door won't lock,had a loud noise in the engine(rattle) and had to change headlight bulbs like every 2 or 3 months did i mention i only had 45 k good luck..

how many times i post a reply.. :rofl:

this is the exact reason my g/f made me pass up the tc for the xb

dunno about you guys but evertime i "christen" any of my previous cars i end up getting into an accident.

You know, its easier if you park while doing the deed. Although driving and getting sum would be interesting. Try explaining that to your insurance company.

Never had any bad luck after the deed was done so.... My car still runs great. I smile when I see her toe marks on my window. I am definatly not washing that off for a while. The not doing it cvause it is bad luck is just silly superstition.

yeah old cars will die if u christen them , i think they only like being christened by the owner and whoever they so choose , not a second or third owner , lol'cause for the car that's sloppy seconds and that's just nasty.

dunno about you guys but evertime i "christen" any of my previous cars i end up getting into an accident.

You know, its easier if you park while doing the deed. Although driving and getting sum would be interesting. Try explaining that to your insurance company.

Oh, I got a good story about this one! :lalala:

hehe...you can add me to the list of doing the dirty deed in my Xb. :P

:P yes i finly did it to.... and it was when i was moving to well i mean driving.... omg know that is wat i call Fast & Fureus.......lol there are srteacks on the window from were she was pushing when we were parked..... :rofl: this is the BEST THREAD OF 2005

Thats it! I'm forwarding this thread to my fiance! He'll love it (and of course will want to christen both the xB and xA)
:-)

I doubt the xA would have enough room to be christened in. I'm definitely christening my tC when I get it though. Especially with the reclining rear seats.

yeah old cars will die if u christen them , i think they only like being christened by the owner and whoever they so choose , not a second or third owner , lol'cause for the car that's sloppy seconds and that's just nasty. word boy , lol

lol funny post, too many replies to qoute them all, lol. Good Times.

dunno about you guys but evertime i "christen" any of my previous cars i end up getting into an accident.

You know, its easier if you park while doing the deed. Although driving and getting sum would be interesting. Try explaining that to your insurance company.

:doh: it's supposed to be parked?!?!?


im gonna have to try that "parked" thing someday. lol

hmm i'm starting to wonder if installing an armrest would get in the way of such... activities... :eyebrow:

I christened the box last night. Man, those windows get foggy as hell. But the way the sets lay down it makes a nice bed. My only problem was not being able to recline the rear seat...I kept getting hit in the face with boobs.

:bow: omg now thats a man..... and not the arm rest wont get in the way i have one.... :bow: :rofl: best thred ever....

yeah thread of the year # 1

now i know...

1. preston anti fog sucks

2. get darker tint if to be in a parking lot (got caught...twice...)

3. you dont have to be in park :D

{my land speed record: 45mph}

Yeah, the first time you let loose with a loud, long one...you got to let the windows down, let in some fresh air...

Wait. That's not what you meant by christened, I think...

Nevermind.
:lalala:

lol. how do u christen while driving? i mean if it was in a huge closed off parking lot i get it but hmm.

:rofl: its not easy but its fun..... and let me tell u there is nothing like doing "that" doing 65mph down the freeway....... :rofl: lol well let me be honest i was doing 35 down the side of the freeway.... :silly: but it can be dune!

...I kept getting hit in the face with boobs.

And you have a problem with that?

I was afraid I was going to get censored or deleted for this thread.

:rofl: now why would they go and do that??? this is the best thred of 2005 on this hole site..... :rofl: plus there is nothing wrong being said exept for the boobs thing.... lol this is just life we all know that... :P

parking lots aren't long enough.. long empty road, new years eve..

you really need solid momentum that wont stop and doesnt need to change..

not to mention the ability to "set up" beforehand (move seats, shift etc.)

I cant help it and i am prob gunna like get banned! lol but the only chirstening happening in my car is when i get married!!! im going against the flow and being a leader!!! sorry if you dont like me anymore guys!

nothin wrong with that just not my way , lol and alot of guys on here are married so .

I cant help it and i am prob gunna like get banned! lol but the only chirstening happening in my car is when i get married!!! im going against the flow and being a leader!!! sorry if you dont like me anymore guys!

yeah u say it my brother :)

nothin wrong with that just not my way , lol and alot of guys on here are married so .

yea i understand that is cool. im just saying for me im 19 and not married.
GOD BLESS

Dont hate you at all. What you feel and believe is all you.

im 20 and not married i guess i'm going to hell , lol oh well still a great thread

im 20 and not married i guess i'm going to hell , lol oh well still a great thread

although i do not agree with the thread at all, it still has my vote for best thread of the year!!! just the thought of it was great.

:rofl: ok back on topic..... :doh:

I remeber when I Christened the Box. Its funny cuz some of their first reactions when they see the car is "wow you have a big back seat" does anyone else get that remarke?

i like my box too much to get cum stains on my seat i'll settle for a room..... :rofl:

I hope all youz box bangers remember to set your parking brakes before youz get down to biznis, seems like alot of undue stress to the tranny otherwise...

havent christened it yet...but I mean remember that the seats can go in this position
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v167/wildeone81/Box%20at%20Merriweather/IMG_2874.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v167/wildeone81/Box%20at%20Merriweather/IMG_2872.jpg

~wC

I kept getting hit in the face with boobs

:rofl: :rofl: Holy crap- that's the funniest thing I've read on here-ever :rofl: :rofl:

silly me :silly: I thought this thread was on its way out... then i realized that V-day is around the corner... I'm sure you people will have much to report... :eyebrow:

... next post .. scion xb carpet cleaning tips..

... next post .. scion xb carpet cleaning tips..
hahahahah nice!! :rofl:

:lol: NO UV LEDs for you people.

Yep- this is the
Greatest. Thread. Ever.

She got in your box, then you got in hers. :lol: Sounds like a fair trade to me!

lol. how do u christen while driving? i mean if it was in a huge closed off parking lot i get it but hmm.

i was driving 50 in the back roads of tracy in my moms camero and thats how i had my first child( that was 5 years ago) dont know how we did it but we did

I cant help it and i am prob gunna like get banned! lol but the only chirstening happening in my car is when i get married!!! im going against the flow and being a leader!!! sorry if you dont like me anymore guys!


stay strong and be blessed in your decision. i think its awesome.
wish i would have waited sometimes.but atleast there are those that do.

... next post .. scion xb carpet cleaning tips..
hahahahah nice!! :rofl:

:rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling:

too funny

I cant help it and i am prob gunna like get banned! lol but the only chirstening happening in my car is when i get married!!! im going against the flow and being a leader!!! sorry if you dont like me anymore guys!


stay strong and be blessed in your decision. i think its awesome.
wish i would have waited sometimes.but atleast there are those that do.

thanks man!!! GOD BLESS!!

Thanks for the pics with the seats....Hmmm, very interesting and accomodating for certain activities.....''ahem'''....

But......,

Nothing beats that top bunk on a old VW Westfalia Camper and if you incorporate someone standing on the little box stool at the end of that bed......"Whooo Boy",,,,now thats a good time that you will not forget "ever"! .

havent christened it yet...but I mean remember that the seats can go in this position
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v167/wildeone81/Box%20at%20Merriweather/IMG_2874.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v167/wildeone81/Box%20at%20Merriweather/IMG_2872.jpg

~wC


Can I ask what kind of magazines your looking at Will with the seats already folded over and a pillow and by the looks of it, you also have a towel ready, your not wanking the monkey in there are you ?

http://www.smilies-world.de/smilies/smilies_Picture/sexy_smilies/1162.gif

And peeps want to know why my windows are so dark!
so you can make mean faces at people? :lalala:

uh no...

~wC

im a firm believer that sex in car is bad luck but ill do everything else.

Too bad my seats can't fold back like that. I have a harness bar in the way.

Amen brother!
Thank God for our mobile motel room on wheels. I hope you guys don't do anything fruity in that ride like reinact any Titanic seens. You have to get to it, leave the seen and get to the nearest drive threw. :pray:

Don't have an xB, but I christened my xA the day I got it! LOL. I knew those fold down seats would come in handy!

good stuff!

Don't have an xB, but I christened my xA the day I got it! LOL. I knew those fold down seats would come in handy!I didn't know there was enough room in an xA for that.

Trust me when you hot, you hot. You make room when necessary. :)
All those wasted hours playing Tetris finally came in handy!

All those wasted hours playing Tetris finally came in handy!
Oh schnap!I knew I shouldda played tetris more , hell I couldda went to nationals! , lol.

hotbox05 said
Oh schnap!I knew I shouldda played tetris more , hell I couldda went to nationals! , lol.

Yup, me too! LOL. :P
Our scions are pretty solid and comfy when it come to the activity mentioned in this topic.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: yes this is still the # 1 most hot thread i have read over and over and over... :rofl:

Anyone else do the deed in your scion?

Hey hotbox05 I see you have an xA. As a fellow Tetris extrodanaire, I am assigning you a challenge.
Use your know how to make :love: in the xa!
:rofl:

great thread my wife and i christened ours on the test drive!Luck for the salesman we bought that day.
oh how i love the smell of XB and S#X

Anyone else do the deed in your scion?

Hey hotbox05 I see you have an xA. As a fellow Tetris extrodanaire, I am assigning you a challenge.
Use your know how to make :love: in the xa!
:rofl:Dude if it wasnt my best friends car(practically mine) I would , She doesnt go online so i say it's mine cuz hell i've done soo much work on it and i got her hooked up with a great dealership up here. maybe i'll take it for a weekend and christen

gj. i christened mine on a roadtrip somewhere in WV next to a barn. doggystyle with her on her knees on hte passengerseat and me standing outside :)

great thread my wife and i christened ours on the test drive!Luck for the salesman we bought that day.
oh how i love the smell of XB and S#X
......wow :lalala: thats interesting!

This is one of the reasons why I got the Zeta armrest instead of the Boomerang (it folds out the way). :clap:

Anyone else do the deed in your scion?

Hey hotbox05 I see you have an xA. As a fellow Tetris extrodanaire, I am assigning you a challenge.
Use your know how to make :love: in the xa!
:rofl:Dude if it wasnt my best friends car(practically mine) I would , She doesnt go online so i say it's mine cuz hell i've done soo much work on it and i got her hooked up with a great dealership up here. maybe i'll take it for a weekend and christen

You christening someone elses car would be awsome and funny. :rofl:
unless it was my xA. :eyebrow: :no:

... next post .. scion xb carpet cleaning tips..

Simple Green , a soft bristled brush, and a clean cloth. :lalala:

Now if i can just get my box christened damnit! I really need to get those windows tinted, and let the weather warm up a little bit. Im so glad i didnt do this with my X. I think i would have to sell my Mistress Lava if i did. :doh:

i would agree this is the BEST thread i have ever read

I also have a suggestion for those that arent sure where to do this type of actvity without getting caught well just pull into a scion dealership park between cars just like yours so you just blend in. I suppose you could do this at any other dealership as well just my suggestion ill have to try it out sometime myself i have yet to christen my box but i hope to soon

I christened the box last night. Man, those windows get foggy as hell. But the way the sets lay down it makes a nice bed. My only problem was not being able to recline the rear seat...I kept getting hit in the face with boobs.

Well, I could think of worse things than getting hit in the face with boobs. :silly:

Anyone else do the deed in your scion?

Hey hotbox05 I see you have an xA. As a fellow Tetris extrodanaire, I am assigning you a challenge.
Use your know how to make :love: in the xa!
:rofl:Dude if it wasnt my best friends car(practically mine) I would , She doesnt go online so i say it's mine cuz hell i've done soo much work on it and i got her hooked up with a great dealership up here. maybe i'll take it for a weekend and christen

You christening someone elses car would be awsome and funny. :rofl:
unless it was my xA. :eyebrow: :no:What will be even funnier will be that if I do it she will never know , lol. ha ha , unless theres ___ prints on the windows.

just in case any one didnt already say it...... "back seats windows up that the way i like to fuk"-ludacris!................ hahaha

just in case any one didnt already say it...... "back seats windows up that the way i like to fuk"-ludacris!................ hahaha

yea....... :blah: i bet hees never...... in a xb :)

still the best thread of 2005

bump it up for gettin some in the Scion

Spears has an xB i wonder if she bangs in her box?

I banged her in her box...

~wC

:rolling:

it's been a while, so ill add to this thread...

well acutally..i'll be back in a bit..

we got a new tC :)

~tesh

Probably been said, but: THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICS :rofl: :rofl:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v167/wildeone81/postpics.gif

done..

~wC

"Is that your Scion outside?"

"Oh yeah, that's mine"

"Can I see it?"

"Sure let's go outside, I'll show you what I've got in the back"

"What's back there?"

"My oh face"

"What's an 'oh face'?"

"Hop in, I'll show you"

:P

"Is that your Scion outside?"

"Oh yeah, that's mine"

"Can I see it?"

"Sure let's go outside, I'll show you what I've got in the back"

"What's back there?"

"My oh face"

"What's an 'oh face'?"

"Hop in, I'll show you"

:P

ok..........

If you've seen office space you'd get it

I finally checked out this thread.
I need to do the same already dammit.

:tap:

I christened mine on the way back from Eureka Springs one weekend.
Made me very thankful that I got the Zeta armrest instead of the Bommerang.:lol:

If you've seen office space you'd get it

yes probally

gonna have to try it again after i get my trd springs put on, on wednesday.

same; i want to see the firmness of my goldlines when i put them in....

chek back later ;)

~tesh

:clap:

Well, I WISH I christened my box. But I have a whole house to do that in...

haha

I'm not even kidding...but the original reason I wanted an xB over an xA was the size of the backseat. Hahahaha
I'm definitely glad I went with the xB! :P

I christened mine in a similar way a month ago. I agree, the Xb has enough room for an interesting experience. Sadly, my car has also been thrown up in...twice!!!You must be doin' it wrong if they throw up afterward. Could be that gag reflex!

this post is still floating around wow !

ha weird.
came back from the dead.

but at least i can say i did it...3 times.
rug burns are a bish though!

parents were like 'wtf?' when they saw my knee caps.

How about that new car smell!

holy mother od old threads....this till cracks me up though

coming back from Charlotte on the 4th of July during a rain storm helped me with mine! 20 cars on the side of the road, heavy heavy rain, cops would NEVER think of stopping! good times!

hmm makes me wanna get some 13 inch daytons and pump let me ride outta it :rofl:

ah how i miss sex

ah how i miss sex

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

oh man.

ah the craziness!

~wC

sex? what is that? Is that the thing I did to get my wife pregnant?

:drool:

way to rock that fox in the box..... make sure you cleaned up the snail trail.. hehehe
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

ah how i miss sex
you might wanna get some counseling......
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

counseling eh ? nah just a cute girly.

ha ha that is the way 2 do it

hhmmmm.. makes me wonder about you all! jk :blah:

tC still a virgin after 8 months and tacoma after 12... :eyebrow:

Hmm thinking this could be an interesting night............ :lalala:

great thread though! i was laughing the whole way through it! :rofl: