^ Bob Dylan ain't hur but chillin
< waiting on my iPod replacement
V wonders why I am getting a replacement

^ apparently has butterfingers, or else really bad luck with consumer electronics
< Wants some dinnah
V Wishes s/he was as cool as Richard Belzer

^don't know who that is and my iPod has froze twice in less than 2 months
<wants an actual bB
V thinks I am dreamin about getting an actual bB

/\ make sure ur not drolling on ur self

< im not cleaning ur mess, i got meatloaf for dinner

\/ did u eat a home cooked meal?

^yes
<I am drooling a little about a bB
V drools 24/7 about their Scion

/\ drools over the pics of scions lol

< going to check the other boards now

\/ someone come with me so im not alone

^ i'll go but which ones?
< thinkinh bout tommorow
V a loner

^ Pegged me
< is a loner, Dottie. A Rebel.
V Knows what movie I'm referencing.

/\ i do know what movie, but i cant pace a name

< was all alone at the other boards, but they were dead so i came back

\/ has a boring sig (unlike my hip emo sig)

^ is right about the sig, and is becoming quite the post whore on this game

< tired and getting ready 2 turn off real world... im hungry too

V tell me what should i get to eat??

/\ Ummm yea what he said

< woot woot I'm not important I'm just hungry

\/ will probably come up with something catchy to say

^ drop it like its hot! drop, drop it like its hot! (catchy song dont ya think)
< just put his BMW on ebay
v is wondering why i would sell my bmw?

/\ actually yes, why are u selling it?

< i want the new bmw, 100 extra HP at the push of a button? hell yes!

\/ maybe hasnt seen the new BMW?

^ is correct again. Which freakin' bimmer?

< needs to go to bed so he can get up for work tomorrow.

v will wish me sweet dreams

^ Will have sweet dreams I hope
< Will have nightmares about the "snowstorm" poised to hit DC
V Will come dig me out

^ can keep dreaming about me digging her out when I've got to dig myself out

< dreams about no work tomorrow and would like to see said bimmer

V is jealous of our snowstorm

/\ i would be if it wasnt raining here, i like watching the rain
(i like watching the puddles gather rain)

< going to bed, gonna dream of the said bimmer (the new m5)

\/ is also gonna dream about the 500hp bimmer

^ can click the link in my sig to see my car for sale on ebay
< dreams about hot chicks in Bimmers
v had cereal for breakfast?

^has a nice bimmer 4 sale
<had BK crossianwich for breakfast
Vwill probably be Reign Man

^ Is wrong
< Looking foward to a day of laundry and cleaning.
V isn't quite sure whether I'm being sarcastic or not.

^ is a sarcasti person
< has a good sense of humor
V will click the link on my sig.

^ Nobody cares about your link :loser:

<especially me :lalala:

v They don't care either.

^ not a surprise
< cares about the link
V will NOT be rude and check the link out.

^ needs anger management classes

< checked out the link

V wants to follow me and check it out as well

/\ i got a PM for the link, cuz im special

< would love to have the bimmer, but its a little much

\/ drives his moms car

^ you got a pm? weird
< will take anger management classes and drives his own carz
V was or is teachers pet

^ Very angry person
< liked school but hated all the students
V loves Heavy metal just like me

^ is right on about that! Did I mention my radio show???

< thinks Fujiz' stuff ROCKS! And wonders why everyone thinks he's so angry...

v will 'splain that to me

^ Fuji isn't angry, apparently just misunderstood.
< Has been doing all her own laundry for 15 years and still can't fold a fitted sheet neatly
V Can't live without soap operas

^ shouldn't worry, NOBODY can fold a fitted sheet.

< did watch a season of "All My Children" about 15 years ago. Has been able to do without since.

v Really wants to donate a spoiler for the "project"

^ is a cool person with nice compliments
< had wendys for lunch
V wished that had wendys for lunch

^ Had a lunch that I wish I'd had
< Is getting sick of laundry and is about to start cleaning
V Wants to go to IHOP and eat horrendously large amounts of pancakes just for a laugh

^ knows my deepest desires
< had old ham on stale bread for lunch
v wants to buy me some wheels

^ asks to much for a person that doesn know
< knows whos is selling rims
V is goint to ask who..

^ knows i use to have a Afro
< listenin to new Rammstein, Amerika
V knows Hatebreed is sick metal with sick lyrics

^ has no love
< doesn't care who
v will say something negative in their post.

^ electron

< neutron (damn I'm clever)

v proton

^ your a booger head
< Im only lovin to the ladies
V thinks girls are evil

^out of order
<needs to type faster
Vdoesnt type fast enough either

/\ stop being a post whore please

< knows he posts a lot too, but not twice in a row

\/ is against post whores and sluts

^ post whore
< knows posting in here doesnt count
V wants to post something mean

^he's lame for playing this

<I'm lame for playing this

Vhe's lame for playing this

^ True
< bored
V can care less

^ is very bored (has played this too many times)
< is bored...finally gave in to the thread
V is the 282nd person to post?

^ resisted for a long time
< fell for it fast
V just passed gas

^ 282
< 283
V 284

^ likes to count
< hates math
V math genious

^ cool, but not psychic

< math moron

v loves this game

^ Is right, I love this game... A little too much.
< Got sick of cleaning, too.
V Is a HUGE Ryan Cabrera fan

^ correct about HUGE at least
< doesn't know who this Cabrera person is
v has posting "issues", refuses to deal with them

^ might be right
< been sittin at the comp too long
V is also sittin at the computer too long

^ it's my job (sorta)
< runs around every few minutes to stay awake
v joining me in my "Is it 5 o'clock?" mantra

^ needs a beer

< has been ordering parts for my car out the butt

V wants to donate money to the V Foundation

^ Should order out the internet, much less painful
< confirms need for beer
v keeps posting and deleting

^ should have a beer bought for him 'cause I've always liked the avatar

< have only deleted one and edited one

v two words, lip fungus.

^ how'd you know

< my girlfriend

v owns a honda

^spreading his lip fungus to hot chicks
< fungi-free
v Needs fungicide spray

^ thanks for noticing
< much releived after the spray
V peed on feet to releive athleets feet.

^ knows good medicine when he hears it

< still has 20 min of work left

v will think my "project van" is the coolest f'n thing this side of the aquacar.

^ just gimmie the free stuff man

< is really sore back from my first day of work for this year :) and got my new muffler today too :) but the weather is god awful

v wants to give me money

^ is off his rocker

< is teh c00l35t

V is the roxor

^ takes nice photos
< wants to join total bally fitness
V is a bum

/\ not anymore, i got a job1

<starts work tomorow. yey

\/ has been working for a while prolly

^ wont be a post whore for a while cuz he gotta work
< is wondering why he is posting
V like to day dream while sitting in the toilet

^ is working at McDonalds? no i dont! i concentrate on pooping!

< correct! im 20 years old and have had 6 jobs...never been fired

v wants this thread to die?

^off work now hopefully
<Wants a A&W Root Beer
v has like 5 friends

^ is wrong I have 6 friends

< just watch omarosa lose on Reality TV Fear Factor(HATE HER!)

V wishes they could be ryan seacrest

^ he's wrong
< broke wrist and foot yesterday
v sending me get well card

^ will not recieve any cards because he refuses to follow rules(karma anyone?!?)

< is hungry and will eat some ice cream

V wishes they had ice cream

^ get well card not appreiated
< just ordered trd springs
V keeps sniffing at my butt

^ wrong! :loser:

< can play stairway to heaven on his guitar


v hates Led Zeppelin

^ is a stupid driver
< hates mcdonalds and does not work there
V loves cheerios

^ Is wrong

< Is not old enough to drive

v is ___

^ wishes i was ___ so he could ask me out

< now convinced that Wheel See is a little _____

v completely agrees with me



^ will not recieve any cards because he refuses to follow rules(karma anyone?!?)

^ Yes I do

< likes the xvertible

v can't stop cutting the cheese

^ not so much


< just thought of what a tC convertible would look like and now really wants one. also wondering if stupidriver is turning into the official scionlife underage post whore.


v is as tired as me and wants to see what the tC would look like as a convertible.

^ what the hell is he talking bout :rofl:
< hey your plate is hot
v hey buddy watch your fingers i might step on them.

^ Not my fingers, they're my livelihood!
< Wouldn't be able to participate in this game if h8 stepped on my fingers
V Is too easily impressed.

^ WOW, AWESOME POST ^^^ Best of the day
< suddenly thinking of Pootie Tang
v needs to stop looking up my kilt

^ i am seeking help for the kilt problem

<is wondering why he posted on this thread again?

V has just relized his got his wife's sister pregent

^ has me worried

< had too many PBR cans at the bar and possibly has reason to be worried...

v will tell my ___ to go to bed because I have parts to sell tomorrow!

^ get your ___ to bed, you have parts to sell tomorrow

< doesn't have to get his ___ to bed just yet, has no parts to sell tomorrow

v should get his parts to bed, has to sell his ___ tomorrow

^ dont make fun of how i make my living!

< am concerned about myself!

v is finally coming out of the closet...

^ knows I was in there shinin' my gators

< Just realized that sounded like a sexual innuendo

v thinks innuendo sounds like a sexual innuendo

/\ yea, it was gettin muggy in there....i still cant find my old converse though...

< will get back in that closet and find those shoes!

\/ if im not back in 5 minutes........just wait longer!

^ lost his chuck taylor's

< will wait the requisite 5 minutes

v eats too much Cheesy Poofs and chicken pot-pie

^ Has figured out my secret.
< Isn't quite sure whether work starts at 10 or noon today.
V Drank too-hot coffee and burned the roof of their mouth.

^ Better find out before you get fired
< pulled an all nighter fighting with my GF
V Burned their mouth with coffee because i only drink Tea

^ lost a fight with his girlfriend (she must wear the pants in the relationship)

< SONOFA!!!! :cry: That ____ was HAWT!!!

v is dislexic and types everything backwards

^ can't spell

< one-handed typer

v doesn't want to know what other hand is used for

^ no I don't, what is it used for?

< needs some breakfast

v is a vegetarian

^probably has had breakfast by now....
<has a vegetarian fiancee (hey..at least she's not a canibble(spelling)
V is an xA owner...

^ is wrong
< has a box
v likes fruity pebbles

^ better than liking fruity men

< just ate breakfast burrito from mickey d's

v wants to come give me a sponge bath

^ Is going to have to live without his spongebath
<is definately not a joto and not going to be giving any dudes a sponge bath
v is more than welcome to bathe ^

^ has to go to the bathroom, but...

< is taking his time bathing because dibujo told me to

v is laughing at dibujo because he is crossing his legs, trying to hold it in

^ is to busy thinking about the whole spongebath thing metioned above

< is doing school right now, because I do online college

v has decided to give frakenscion his spongebath

^ fine! just so he doesn't smell up all of Tulsa!

< now had "prune fingers"

v thinks spinner hubcaps are "da bomb"

^ ewww prune fingers

< they are t3h r0x0r

V is loco like crazy jose canseco

^ spinners are da bomb

< is crazy!

v smells like perfume

^ is having an affair with his cat..eeeww
< correct, was with some nurses and smells like perfume
V smells like the outhouse

^Geritol Tonic isn't a type of perfume(what old ppl use for vitamins/minerals-stinky)
<has been sitting at a computer all day-doesn't smell....
V drives an xA (maybe i'm right this time)

^ Incorrect
< Bored
V Entertaining

/\ yes, itll cost you

< eating ramen

\/ likes oriental food

^ must be psychic emo ninja
< eating stir fry noodle w/chicken
v Not even in the same time zone as me

^ is correct

< starting to stink because can't take shower

v still waiting on sponge bath :tap:

^ needs to be Febreze-ed

< Eating way too many Girl Scout cookies +washing them down with Cherry Pepsi + numerous trips up/down stairs = ZING!!!

v will say something soothing to calm me down

^ All the excitement, all the drama unfolds in just 2 HOURS!!! On the next...American Idol! hahahahahaha!

< Thinks Bo Bice has it in the bag baby!! Or maybe the cute blonde from Oklahoma or wherever.

v hates me now.

^ Hate is such a strong word for it.
< is a little wired her ownself
V betta don't!

^ oh no you didn't! :ttth:
< is a bit sleepy
v will sing us a song

^ kevin take a nap...

< thinks Carrie Underwood is gonna win it all well she already has my heart :love:

V has done nothing but sit around all day

^ is absolutely right (and will be for the next 6-8 weeks)

< already bored

v wants to come entertain me

^ You Are Correct Sir!
< Wishes he could do a better Ed McMahon impression
V Wants some orange juice

^ gimmie the orange juice man

< installed my trd muffler at work on after work hours, and during work i'm so freakin sore man good god, and i'm not a post whore as one as i use to been :roll:

v wants to give me there pay check so i can buy me my DC header and strut bar

^ needs to work full time (if he already doesn't)

< doesn't have a job

v hates Subaru's

^ partly correct

< posting will be going up considerably

v wants to come help install my new K&N Typhoon

^ should post pics when complete
< will certantly help for a pizza nd a few beers
V is jealous because they dont have any mods

^ you are wrong sir i doing hide the mods on my car trick :D

< took a nice long hot bath feels refreashed now and i do work a full time job

v still need money

^ heck yea I do

< thinks the blonde chick on America idol Carrie is hot

v wants the money I dont have

^ will vote for Carrie Underwood on American Idol 1-866 IDOLS 09

< will vote for Carrie Underwood on American Idol 1-866 IDOLS 09

V will vote for Carrie Underwood on American Idol 1-866 IDOLS 09

^funk that i aint watchin that bull plop!!! ever

< still sore

v knows that american idol is lame and stupid and waste of tv prime time

/\ ur damn right it is!!

< i guess im an emo ninja.....if thats works lol?

\/ thinks there nothing wrong with emo ninjas

^wierd ninja guy

< really does think there is something wrong with ninjas

Vcrackwhore

^ there is nothing wrong with an emo ninja

< that bull plop is the highest rated show on TV

V should watch Scrubs the funniest show your not watching

^ what the hell is scrubs

< needs poontang

V Thinks Will Va is really sexy

^ asks if he saw garden state?

< does have a strange attraction to Will VA's avatar

V should watch scrubs

^ Watches a lot of tv
< Hates sitcoms
V can back me up on how sitcoms are dumb

^ should watch Scrubs cuz it's not like the usual sitcom

< does watch a lot of TV(thats why god invented DVR's)

V maybe they will back you up

^ nope

< has an iPod

v also has an iPod and will tell everybody how great they are.

^ is correct

< does have an iPod and is prolly the easiest and most user friendly gadget I've ever owned and can't wait for the Pioneer iPod interface to come out so I can control my iPod from my head unit

V will hear about the awesomeness of the iPod and run out and buy one

^ Isn't aware I already have one (Or is he...)
< Had a fabulous supper and is ready for a cocktail
V Is gonna come over and make me a martini

^ doesn't know that I'm not old enough to handle alcohol

< loves scions

v is married

^ other way around...cuz I cant mix a martini to save my life

< is gonna put his thing down flip it and reverse it

V has that old paula abdul song in their head you know the one with the cartoon

^ missy is that you?
< two steps forward, and two steps back... we come together cuz opposites attract, ya know
v is going to fedex me a late birthday present

^ don't even know what the hell you're talking about

< thinks will c should make her a martini

V hell if I know this is getting stupid

^forgot to reload browser and left it sitting to long

< amazed that Kev-O joined us

Valso thinks theis is getting stupid

^ thinks Will VA is an awesome guy and should come up to the Mid-Atl BBQ

< if I knew how I would and has no idea why this bash wheel see crap has come from(especially from someone who has been here 2 months and has <100 posts)

V is an awesome person

^also an awesome person and is right that I am

< post whore

V other post whore

^ has a nasty avatar

< has a safe avatar

v is watching this topic

^ is correct

< has his car as his icon

V doesnt own a scion

(AWAY FROM GAME: will you're an ___ now I can't reply, but ha I am anyway)

^ is correct (only because you knew it was me)

< is also watching this topic

v likes Green Day

^ Is wrong
< Can take Green Day or leave them, but would rather leave them
V is going to join me in a rousing chorus of "If I Ruled The World"

^ nope

< likes Eminem

v has high blood pressure

^ if I do its from this damn forum
< likes Dom
v is a sexy b*tch

^ to much info

< a sexy _____(like vin kevin)

V a _____(not a sexy _____ just a _____)

^ Pegged me
< Is knitting a purse
V Is going to come hold my yarn for me

^no way in hell

< forgot to say good nite to kev on aim so good night

V I don't give a fawk I'm going to bed

^ night vin
< getting sleepy again
v wide awake

^ correct

< then again :yawn:

v going to bed

^ past her bedtime
< didn't do a thing all day, so not tired
v gonna come tuck me in when i do get tired

^has a fungus that keeps him from human contact

< brought csi gloves for tucking in elderly scionlife members

V sniffs old women's panties

^ Grossy
< Runny nose
V They call this one Snorky.

^ that FrankenSnorky to you

< watching the daily show

v just got done watching the daily show

^ Nope, CLAN OF THE CAVE BEAR!!!! Sci Fi Channel rules!

< Needs to hit the hay again (and voted for Carrie!)

v Will insult my dream of being the next American Idol!

^ wants to be King of the marginally talented... HA HA

< likes Scrubs, always forgets to watch it. Going to program DVR

v Has NO valid reason to be up this late

^ is wrong I'm waiting for woot.com to change

< voted for carrie tonight several times(she has that look about her)

V likes Clay Aiken

^ fantasizes about Clay Aiken
< can't sleep
v should be asleep

^ plz step away from the comp. and GO TO SLEEP! ! !
< isnt tired, but is hungry...
v --gets up for a doughnut and a glass of milk--

^ donuts give me gas so i'll pass

< every thing gives me gas

v got any bean-o or gas-x for me :)

^ shares some Gas-x

< takes some so wife will let him back in bed

v official fart-sucker

^ anyone behind you would be a fart sucker
< is ready for lunch
V IS AN xA OWNER!!!!!! :pray:

^ wrong
<xb owner
V drives a golf cart

^its me again

<trying to be post-whore

V just plain old whore

^ damm whore
< whats a whore?
V will answer my question.

^a whore is Joe.........
< will answer all questions the fuji has....
V ??? drives an xA??? :pray:

^ wrong again

< aspiring to be king post whore

v just aspiring to be a whore

^ bought me a new set of pumps for my new career

< thinks that size 15 pumps would be a GREAT conversation piece

v is 3 fast 3 3urious!! That was freakin' funny!

/\ i posted the 3f3f clip...

< no looking forward to work tomorow

\/ has had a car that at some point had something on it that was ricer

^ car is ricey
< i only eat fried rice but do not put rice on my car..it will damage the paint
V like to eat jalapenos

^ Eats jalapeno fried rice
< Eats fried jalapeno slices
V Won't eat ANYTHING unless it's fried

^ was correct, no longer

< is Shakin' it (Slim Fast that is) and lost 20 lbs already

v would puke if they had one of these shakes!

^ looking nice after loosing the weight
< hates shakes.. would look like a stick of lost 20 lbs
V is obese

^ the price is wrong, bob!

< tried slim fast, opted for diet soda and lost 20 lbs

v gained the 20 lbs i lost

^ yeah, but somebody else has them now!

< rollin' the box down to Des Moines tonight!

v is havin' a weekend tonight too!

^ will be driving the xb for fun
< will not drive the xb for fun tonight
V will be driving and forgot why

^ should drive his xb while he can

< can't drive his f'n xB

v going to come chaufer me around

^ You are incorrect sir
< Is going to drive her xB to the nail shop
V Is going to pay for my mani/pedi

^ is smokin' crack

< has been drug free for 3 years :clap:

v is lookin' for some crack to buy.

^ has been fun-free for 3 years :wink:

< drives xB, has plenty of crack (see windshield)

v former head of Tastes Great/Less Filling debate team

^ didn't know I was the master debater

< gets accused of crack usage daily

v crack baby! (haven't used that one in years!)

^ former my ___.....lol
< still el presidente
v still waitign for mr./mrs. right

^ president of 1 person country
< am wating for ms. right
V head is itchy

^ gonna find Ms. Right NOW

< scratching

v scratching elsewhere

^ made me sink the cue-ball

< not pool shark, more like Land Shark

v has serious hammertoes

/\ i dont know what hammertoes are?

< im so hungry, i want pizza...stuffed crust mnmmmm

\/ likes hawaiin (SP) pizza

^ Mmmmmm Hawaiian Pizza
< used to drive my mom crazy at breakfast buffets because I'd only eat pineapple and ham
V Calls out of work when there's going to be a really good story on The Insider

^Is napoleon dynamite
< the only one who knows the secret illegal ninja moves from the government
v wishes he/she could dance like napoleon

/\ that would be nice, and ur not the only one who knows illegal ninja moves. after all im the official emo-ninja of scionlife!

< tells himself he doesnt like this game, but cant help but post in it

\/ has a secret he\she would like to share w\us

^ what secret???

< still is very sore more sore then yesterday and the day before

v gimmie some pain killers pls and and and and yeah

^ ignore the pain and bring back the toad

< missin' the Pepsi Girl too

v will start the "bring back your old Avatars campaign!

^ idolizes Jay and Silent Bob
< will never be on fear factor
v might be on fear factor, but will never eat the slugs

^ better than starting a "blank for mod" election

< has plenty of painkillers

v come get some

^ thanks but no thanks

< uses HTML

v also uses HTML

^ umm... ::READ LINE ABOVE:: .....I USE HTML.......
< I only know basic HTML
v look behind you!!!

^ CRAP, you warned me too late.
< Got smacked in the back of the head.
V Had better not be the smacker.

^ whos there

< orange

v orange you glad you heard another bad knock knock joke big :loser: for "LAME" for having you to listen to that bad joke of mine :lol:

^ speaking gibberish

< on Tylox, feeling fine

v wanders what Tylox is

^ thats your pain killers

< i know cause i'm good and i took a wild jab at the answer

v so did i get it right???

^ gets the prize for getting the right answer

< trying to figure out what prize will be

v what are you going to give him for a prize?

^ should have broken more bones

< should be a mod and didnt start the "wheel see for mod" campaign(if I ever make it I will bring back the pepsi girl)

V is going to bring up the missing pepsi girl avatar again

^ continues to prove what a little _____ he is
< thinking the game just took a wrong turn
v probably thinks the same thing

^ took game down wrong road

< Drives down one way roads

V works the corners of the wrong roads with their mom

^ agrees with the fact that HE and HE alone took the game down the wrong road

< nah dude I run the corners you betta recogonize

V is my silver dollar holler

^ that's holla to you
< Ain't no hollaback girl, though
V Can you BELIEVE this guy??

^ i cant beleive it
< beleives everything
V beleives in mermaids

^ believe it

< not playing "he said, see said"

v hoping it rains tomorrow

^ get that intake done yet?
< been away from this thread too long
V thinks this thread is boring

^ removed his images in the sig

< is hoping for rain(get rid of this snow on the ground

V should watch the daily show more often

^ should watch family guy instead
< doesnt watch too much TV, because of GT4
V knows how i feel

^ shudders GT4 its like pole position with better graphics(want a real racing game? check out Project Gotham Racing 2 or Forza Motorsports) you can just bounce off a wall

< has an XBox

V knows a quality gaming system when they see it

^ it's only temporary. doesnt do it all through out the game
< got rid of X-box because it had problems
V doesnt like X-box and thinkg GT4 is fine

/\ i like all systems

< cant wait for the PSP

\/ i dont think you preordered a PSP

^spends too much time and energy gaming
<hates all things sony
V hates this game but plays along anyway.

^ you are correct sir!

< has not got intake done yet, needs someone with 2 arms and 2 legs to help.

v got 4 good limbs?

^ broke them bones
<broken heart
V broken arrow

^ Ouch...
< Getting rid of my tC
v Going to ask me why i'm getting rid of my tC

^ getting an xB?
< got an xB
v wants an xB

^ good choice on car
< has same car
V is going commando today all day

^ Got no choice.. they are too big :lol:
< Nismo fever
v Can belly dance!

^ Betcha didn't know that about me!
< Sick. As in, physically ill.
V Is going to buy the remastered Bambi DVD today!

^ needs to go to the hospital

< is going to the mall to buy some new rides (shoes)

V wants to call my cell while i'm at the mall

^ get some pumas
< does not call guyz on their cell
V gonna pm me just to say hi

^ done

< don't tell me who got kicked out last night, I taped it!

v won't tell me!

^ wasn't me
< got pm 'sup FUJIZ????!!!
V will not get a pm saying hi from me

/\ fine i didnt want ur stupid PM no ways

< starts work today, kinda nervous

\/ was nervous on his first day at work

^ good luck on new job

< it's official. at least 3 months off work and at least 3 surgeries.

v wants to take one of my surgeries for me

^ might hit take that surgery for heart probles
< born with heart murmur
V born with 6 toes

^ Yeah, but they're HUGE!!

< wired a subwoofer in a crappy van over lunch!

v will slip me some of those surgery drugs for my back.

^ help me install all my crap and you got a deal

< waitin' for Alex

v also waitin' for Alex, but for entirely different reasons

^I'm there for the blue and yellow purple pillz....
< is at work....as usual.....doesn't know alex....
V DRIVES AN xA????? :pray:

^ :no:

< is bored to death at work...

v used to drive a honda something...

^is completely wrong.......
< is a mitsubishi guy......well..toyota now..hehe
V.....drives an xa?? (i'll say it till it's right..)

^ getting frustrated

< was going to post after him last time but though I should give the xA a chance

v hasn't walked more than 200ft in the last 10 years

^ umm.wrong!

< mailman by trade (also former marine)

v always wanted to be a mailman

^ really Cliff Claven

< imaging laptops like a madman

v knows there's no xA owners playin' this game...

^ cuz there is hardly any xa owners period
< went to hooters for lunch
V doesnt know wut hooters is

^ I rule the Strip Cheese Sandwich
< DayQuil is putting me to sleep
V Doesn't drive an xA

^ correctomundo (altho I used to drive an Echo, so almost...)

< not feeling very funny right now

v will make me look bad with a really good one...

^ would have built a fast Echo
< would have built a fast Echo
V Wants a echo as a beater car

^almost got that right
< wants to build a lightweight 1zz echo for auto x/sleeper
V thinks i'm a dumbass for thinking so

^ stick with a 510

< wants to bebuilt like the bionic man

v thinks Betty White is hot

^ Actually wants to be built like The Scionic Man (after sitting around for 6 months, you will have my muscle tone)

< wondering why he's not sneaking out of work early

v is still holding out hope for the NHL strike to be resolved

^ nope i hate any kind of sports that ruins my tv programing

< damn red wing boots is making my ankles in dire pain

v buy me a better pair of red wings will ya

^ should get sandals instead
< needs new dress shoes
V gonna wear heels tonight

^ Would be right if I weren't all hopped up on DayQuil
< Wears heels lots of nights
V Is shorter than me when I got'em on.

^ not exactly
< is going to a scion meet tonight
V wishes they had a scion meet tonight.

^ Totally right bro!

< has been saying "bro" way more than usual lately!

v is "kickin' it old school"

^ dude chill with that bro

< thats the only way to kick it bro

V will make fun of my overuse of the word bro

^ Bro, you need to chill on the bro, Bro...

< has two bros

v drives a Brougham