^ hell no...

< done working for a week...

v wanna come over and play.... play "work on the xB"

^would If I wasn't 9 million miles away
< Is bored and going to walmart
vprobaly doesn't have an XA lol

^ wouldnt wish one on my worst enemy..

< walmart sounds good

v you comin with

^ sure why not

< only goes to walmart in the middle of the night

v do you like going to walmart in the middle of the night?

^ yes, then we will go back to yourplace and pop all the bubble wrap that we just bought..

< went to walmart tonight... actully just got home

v monty python and the holy grail collectors edition dvd is in the dvd player, you wanna come watch it with me?

^ isn't that a very old movie??
< is wearing short sleeves :doh:
v be smarter than me n cover up!

^ I never cover-up for you!!
< 2 more days till Hawaii...cool eh??
v will u have a decent day today??

^^hopin so..

<<is also goin to hawaii in 2 days... :ponder:

VV wanna come?

^ plsplsplspslspls :pray:
< packs her bikinis!!!
v thinks they are way too small for me :tap: (yeah so what stop lookin at my pasta!!! :tap:)

^ she wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny little polka dot biki....

< watching dannon lite commercial right now... hahaha

v yougart, i hate yougart... even with strawberries in it

^^ we've been jammed... rasberry... i hate rasberry... only one man dares.....

<< spaceball fan

VV owns 'spaceballs the flame thrower"

^ Has SpaceBalls the Toilet Paper!!...Feels Good!
< Feels sick...Blahhhh..
v Make it go away!!!

^what's the prob??
< gets my stethoscope and tries to examine..
v you need my help too?

^ no.. thanks im good

< tired... and waiting to go buy his new radio tomorrow

v what do you think i should get

^this (http://www.cartoys.com/Default.cfm/p/KDCMP832U_AM_FM_AAC_WMA_MP3_CD_Receiver/)

< in a bad mood

v probly in a better mood then me..

^ Yup, in a good mood.

< Because I just got a hand job in the women's bathroom

V Will probably think it was from a Tranny

^ is mentally unstable
< Queen of the CUCU ppl
v join...

^ Queen of Coochie People
< needs malt liquor
v is regretting that burrito for lunch

^^shoulda had a taquito

<<hmm.. on second thought eating ones offspring is bad

VV http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y159/Cheeseface1/whatafunnybaby.gif

^ Keeps jackin My gif
< unlike Darth vader, im not the father
v thinks we are missing an arrow for a compass

^ is 6 eggs short of a dozen

< is 10 eggs short of a dozen

v has scrambled eggs

^ needs to stop plucking chickens
< Needs to stop making bad jokes
V has no clue

^^ is right

<< appologizes for jackin the pics.... but wont stop

VV built their city with rock and roll

^ may continue to jack pics

< Built my city With Crack Rocks and Roll

v thinks Balls are the new tits

^ most hilarious guy around
< loves ^ cos he's filthy dirty
v thinks I don't shower often

^ only cause Im not there enough

< Has a problem with tacos

v Has dreams about Panda Bears Mating

^ watches too much tv

< uses the kitty box

v just goes outside

^ to pee?
< friends peed INSIDE the NY metro station :)
v wish u cud do that

^ needs professional help

< was denied professional help

V willing to give professional help

^ still needs pro help
< bored out of my mind
v wishes he was a zebra

^ wishes he was a llama

< crikey! is that a zebra?!

v wishes they were a giraffe

^ watches too much animal planet
< looks around for a giraffe...
v makes too much money

^ More like NOT enough...Oh Well
< Hum 1 more day till Hawaii!!...& still feels like crap!
v Take the pain away!!!!

^ going to Hawaii

< Takes pain away

v has gone blind from masturbating

^ cut off his own pearls
< is short sighted...:lalala:
v eat my coconut ring

^short sighted??? wear glasses...
<LOVES coconut
Visnt doing much this weekend.

^ has my pearls around her neck

< is loving the coconut ring

v loves chimps

^ scrwed up
< has no idea how to play the northwest south game
v needs to get back to work

^ should switch to decaf

< bored outta his mind work is so slow

v entertain me dangit!

^ needs entertaining

< left stripper pants in other car

v has $200 in singles

^ Can I have what you are on??..hehe
< Packing and organizing!
v That you sexy Claudia down there??

^Busy packing fudge

< def not Claudia..Boobs not big enough

v Had a nightmare about shemales

^nightmare woulda been cool, i prefer a "drunken mishap"

< does not want to share that story here

v you want me to share that story... but too bad

^ needs another beer
< listens closely to the story.. while getting a beer
v what will it be? miller or bud?

^ Bud

< still not telling story

v still trying to bribe me with beer

^ will also include portrait of mr washington for sister's #
< skeletonized 35 wings at Hooters
v wipe's ___ from the front

^ wants to do it for me
< Has the flu cuz of a stupid shot
v Doesn't feel like crap

^ not so much

< wants to sleep yet cant

v sing me to sleep

^ doesn't want that
< horrible singer
v hey I'm a smoker be nice

^ no

< not to fond of smokers

v what?

^ needs to calm down...

< has nothing better to do right now..

v sleepwalks

^ Nope...But I be chill'in in Honalulu right now!
< In hospitality center on the internet!!!
v Is jealous as hell!!!!

^ Is looking for Dog the bounty hunter

< Is not jealous....maybe?

v is doing the running man

^ is definitely jealous
< feeling the effects of it being MONDAY
v will tell < what to have for lunch

^ should have ADASPOLO
< is eating it right now
v yes u can taste

^ I am in Waikiki Claudia!!!
< Is a loser and on internet while on vacation!
v Wanna a Mai Tai??

^Shouldn't be posting
< Never had a maitai, and played GTA in the bahamas on the beach b4
V go grab a reeses.

^ thinks a Maitai is a small person from Thailand

< will lose job because of SL

v Likes Sausage

^Click Close or use Alt+tab
<Eats only Soy Sausage
VWhosa jigga wat???

^ Is a Jigga who
< Has a suprise
v Wants my Suprise

^ what is it?
< I hate surprises (except for a ferrari on my drive way)
v open yr mouth let's see if I can fit it in it (an M&M perv)

^ BIG SUPRISE FOR YOU
< Love M&M's
V LOVES M&M"S but cant spell it

^chokolit or plane?
< hookt on fonix wurkt fer meeeeeee!
v is a looser.

^ Pretty much knows ME!!
< hella bored....Friend has a HangOver..
v Aloha & Mahalo

^ Thinks I understand Austrailian

< Onry Speaka Engrish

v Has rot crotch

^ doesnt know the difference between an australian and a hawaian is

< doesn't want to do laundry

v will do it 4 me..

^ screw you!
< wishes.....:cry:
v don't rofl at me!

^ i dunno what you're wishin for

< :rofl:

v will probably say something mean to me.. :nope:

^ still has rot crotch...

<Has plenty of blue star ointment

v Still cant believe its not butter

^ your f*cking lying to me..... this is butter

< this is some damn good butter

v wait this is what????

^ Its BUTT HER

< Wont stop till I get enough

v Dosent believe that Weebles Wobble

^ Don't stop get it get it
< Weebles Wobble??
V Likes to rub honey on their thighs

^ Should come to the photoshoot in MD
< rubs other stuff on thighs....
v eat it

^ Likes it rough

< LUNCH TIME!

V Wants to watch

^ ...thinks about baseball. ...thinks about baseball.

< is watching and is amazed at the wonders of ^, a circus miget, and a bowl of peanut butter.

v sits alone on the couch naked every Thursday watching Beavis and Butthead reruns at 3am.

^ Is a Miami Weiner

< Is going to SA Exposed

v wants to go to SA Exposed

^ That be cool...Too Bad I cant get there...oh well!
< Legs are crapped up from 3 mile hike yesterday
v Gimme a leg massage.....

^ should Strech before Hitch Hiking

< Will not rub your legs....Unless has lots of money...But no Happy ending....Unless has lots and lots of money

v Thinks Broke BAck Mountain is the best Love Story ever

^ always gives happy endings!!!

< thinks it should have been named Poke Crack Mountain

v wishes they would have been cast instead of Jake Gyllenhaal. < Thinks they would look better in @$$less chaps than he does.

^ wants to see me in assless chaps

< not pretty in assless chaps

v will pay good money to see those pics

^ keep those pics..
< :shock: yuck!!
V hold me!!

^ we have gone over this befre... NO

< in 15 minutes ill be outta work for 5 days

v is a loooooooooooooooooooooooser and isnt going to exposed in ATL :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser:

^youre right im not goin to exposed, but im not the loser with no center caps and sermicide on my door handle :P :P :P

<sippin on some barq's root beer

v enjoys root beer as well

^ Is getting drunk off root beer

< Not much of a root beer fan, I'll take a Coke though.

v Want Some?

^ if offering Coke yes
< takes HIS coke too
v txt me

^already did
<Drinks SObe Adrenaline Rush
Vhas to try sugarfree red bull

^ will do sometime soon..

< think i need 1 now..

v gimme some red bull..

^ addicted to cafine

< Not goin to Maimi :(

v Will post pics of Maimi

^ Likes my pic of Miami http://www.miamicondolifestyle.com/images/one-miami-wview.jpg

< wont be in ATL Exposed but will be In SA Exposed with Slim Thug

V Wants to come to San Antonio Exposed

^ Is going to take lots of pics at SA Exposed!

< wishes he could go to SA, but is stuck going to Halloween parties. Will most likely be unconscious on someone's lawn by early morning. Did I mention I'm going to Miami? :P

v Stop that this instant! If you keep it up, you'll go blind!

^ Should skip Halloween Parties and Come to My Hotel Party for SA Exposed

< Will Take plenty of pics....And Slap Mike Jones while Im there

v Better have my money

^ wayne brady about to slap a _____h?

< lucky he thinks with his wallet, or else i wouldnt have the scion right now

v stop staring at me like that...

^ needs stop thinkin w/ his wallet or he'll be broke in the future

< needs to follow his advice to others

V is a smoker..

^ hey what u looking at???
< yes http://bestsmileys.com/smoking/8.gif
v mind yr own addictions

^crazy!

<wishes he could go to SA exposed!!!!!! :(

v will take lots of pics for me!!!! :pray:

^ sorry not goin there

< sprays air freshner... cough..cough

v hates cold weather

^ needed air freshner to cover up a fart

< just killed a roach in the garage with Brake Cleaner

v Had a full body cavity search and liked it

^ I think u Enjoyed More though...haha
< Leaving Waikiki today..So Sad
v Wants The Royal PuPu Platter..

^ just turned 28 today, congrats!

< doesn't like pupu or poopoo or poop

v eats chinese food all the time

^ will treat me to some chinese food

< yum yum.. i'm hungry!

v had a bad day!!

^ can scream that
< horrible day horrible night
v take me out :(

^ i would but someone might bash me or beat me up..

< looks around ( sees SL members rushing to beat me)

v help!!!

^ scared of who?!!?
< is single
v has an RS2

^ knows who's gonna reply next and had a bad day :(

< tries to console ^

V crack up a joke so that ^ will forget about her day!!! :P

^ Not so much a joke, but funny http://www.smwa.net/downloads/funny/rake_bush4.swf
< Plenty more jokes
V Funny joke?? Ask me about "My own Grandpa"

^ that thing was sooo idiotic that i laughed
< figuring out why she has a male voice was there no female around?
v thinks i need a bath

^ Yeah you stink, pee-eww
< Here's another... http://s84.photobucket.com/albums/k33/tCizzler/Grandpa/?action=view&current=movie_I_m_My_Own_Grandpa.flv
V Are you your own grandpa??

^ needs to stop having incestuous thoughts..

< to lazy to wash car in such a sunny day

v help me wash wash my car..

^ $200 then ME will!!!!!!!
< another year older....*sigh*
V gimme some loot....

^ is a year wiser!! :P

< has a cold *cough...*cough..*sniff

V want's to catch my cold

^ better keep away
< stinks soo much opf smoke I'm a walkin ashtray
v that doesn't allow u to ash on me :tap:

^ nah.. you dont smell like smoke

< *sniff.. no scent perception

v. make me some soup..

^ make me a sammich and ill make you some soup
< REAALLLLLY want a sammich
V if the other guy wont make me a sammich will you?

^^ here, take my Subway card for a free sammich

<< I need a new PC

vv Chicken noodle soup?

^ wow.. thanks :relief:

< gulps cough syrup . :shock:

V want some syrup :evil:

^ i have Sughar Free Maple Syrup!
< is Chill-Lx'in
v Chessy Puff?

^ Sippin on some sizzurup
< Flamin hott Cheetos!! yum
V Chicken noodle soup,Chicken noodle soup,Chicken noodle soup with a soda on the side

^ bunch of sick boyz
< slowly.....walks.....away......:lalala:
v did not see me!!!

^saw and is telilng
<Needs to Decide wat days to take off for the rest of the year
V please advise me sooo.

^ everyday...I would!...
< Hates that Blah song "Chicken Noodle Soup"...GGrrr
v Wanna go to work for me?

^^no thanks.. already at work

<< needs a vacation to recover from my vacation

VV sells sea shells by the sea shore

^ Must Try new Jolly Rancher Soda

< Completely addicted to Jolly Rancher Soda

v Needs to try Jolly Rancher Soda

^ jolly rancher soda? no thanks

< is a pepsi addict

V want some pepsi..

^ can keep his pepsi
< rarely drinks Coke
v no soda for u!

^ very true...I wish I could!!..
< got Flu Shot today....Blah
V can I use u as a pillow??

^ prefers nicotine than caffeine

< sips pepsi... ahhhhhh

V is probably smoking

^ shut up!!!!!
< now craves one :nails:
v gah u!

^ Huh?

< Smokin' "something"

v Here u go, dude

^ need a light?

< :lalala: drinks pepsi

V will prob say something mean

^ is worried about too many things
< kinda like this person
v worry free man

^ Thats a BIG negative...
< I dunno...
v you know/.???

^^i may know

<not sure what i know

V lives in fear of what is known by unkown parties

^ known to be owned
< most known unknown
v knows of the unknown known

^ knows something...

< dont' know anything ... :crazy:

v tell me somethin unknown

^ The unknown is the Best cuz u dont know!
< Not really knowing the known of the true Know!
v You Chill-Lax'in???

^ you said it

< puts feet up in the foot stool

V give me a massage..

^ didnt we go over that before

< just got back from a random dennys run

v is watching me and loves what they see

^^ no not really

<< pepsi and a bagel

VV now hungry

^ Nope just Grubbed Yo!
< Waiting for New credit card..HeHe..
v Will be in Debt Heaven

^ needs to plan expenses wisely

< should listen to same advice

v you want anything?

^ the front airstruts for my car

< is $280 short on the struts

v paypal me that and yull be my Best Friend Forever

^ needs some $$$

< has no $$$

v wants to give < and ^ some cash :)

^ needs to work hard for $$$

< no longer has time for himself, is saving up for something...

v will probably ask me for some $$$

^ Yeah i need more
< Just bought UHP tires,2 eclipse subs,DC sports strut tie, and Hotchkis sway kit
V Also wants to donate to my charity

^ I have a Mod Charity Fund
< Hope people will donate...HeHeHe
v will donate to my Modd'in Cause...

^ No

< Is trying to boost post count

v Has how many posts?

^less than you
< wishesh i won a trip to miami
v did u win a trip?

^ very much so

< has been signing up for LOTS of contests lately now that she feels lucky

v how's the weather?

^^prolly same as yours, wet, windy

<<starting investigation on how so many couples won Miami trips (i just jealous)

VV will fund investigation

^ no way, I want my husband to win, lol.

< excited for storm #3 in our area today

v wipe "front to back" or "back to front"?

^^bidets (sp?) easier... :shock:

<< its raining now... but no wind yet...

VV sneezed on some1s food

^ maybe worse.

< needs a foot massage

v prefers Miracle Whip or regular mayo?

^ Will Miracle Wjip you..HaHa
< doesn't really like either
V Likes BBQ sauce

^ loves BBQ sauce

< not fond of Thousand Island

v Bleu Cheese lover?

^ Congrats on Miami

< loves blue cheese. ( favorite)

v like Butter Milk?

^^biscuits?? hell yah??

<< had KFC bicuits last night... w/honey of course!!

VV want some?

^ Hellz yeah!

< Had Brbacoa for breakfast

V does his chcks like Ludacris....Blow it out your A**

^ Honey??
< No thanks, KFC gives me the sh1ts
V Feels the same way about Sheetz MTO's, but OHH they're so good anyway, it's worth it

^^Damn you beat me to it!!

^ Is apparently a schizophrenic.

< Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

v Wishes they were schizo so they would have someone to talk to.

^ has severe paranoia about scratches and his xB

< see's dead people.. :) o wait its just me! :P

v is crazy!

^ got that right
< extremely insane....or not? i dunno dont ask me but then who?
v what?

^ Que Pasa Hey!!
< El Gaupo
v Donde esta el Bano??

^ the crapper is two doors down on the left

< needs to quit being lazy and go to work

v Talks his/herself all the time which is ok...but was caught having an argument with his/herself....which is not ok

^ If you don't like it, then leave US alone!

< Argues with himself all the time... No I don't! Yes, I DO! NO! I DON'T!!! YES!!! I DO!!!

v Is searching for < a psychiatrist to help quiet the voices.

^^ and why should be so lucky to tune the "others" out?

<< making a raft out of water wings and bottles

VV put a snorkel on their scion

^ Knows NOW that if the raft idea worked, a snorkel wouldn't be necessary.


< Dates her alter ego on the side.


V Who her alter ego cheats on her with...

^ Her alter ego is freaky!!!

< Loves that thing she does with her tongue!

v Wanna see the pics?

^ has to keep the juicy details to himself

< has an imaginary friend who needs a date

V date my friend in Lala land?

^ is setting us up
< accepts :clap:
v he better be cute, smart, caring, charming, sense of humor, gentle but tough at the same time, loves me, will always take care of me, trust me, never cheat on me

^ is probably imagining what my friend looks like
< sets up the date.
V will wait for him in lala land and is all she imagined him to be

^ yey!!!
< thinks about his imaginary friend who doesn't exist
v loves me

^ cant wait for the date

< is playing cupid to something imaginary

V wishes the date comes true in real life

^ is calling me a looser :tap:
< *sniff sigh*
v doesn't love me :tap:

^ You dont love me either..:(
< Would enjoy some LOVE!
v You get any Love??

^ is sensitive,

< is not calling ^ a loser but a romatic, and has all the love for ^

V thinks it's getting cheezy :p

^ made a mistake :P
< is grateful ^ loves me :love:
v cheezy puffs?

^ has a keen eye for mistakes..

< get's it right now :P

V is running out of things to say..

^ got the game back on track!
< me run out of words???? :silly: never
v what phone carrier do u use

^ could talk about things for hours..
< has cingular for cell
V is an interesting person

^ Wishes they were as interesting as me
< Is "clinically insane" interesting
v Wants to know if they hear voices too...

^ needs to stop listening to those voices
< listens to voices.. but hears his thoughts,
V is arguing with the voices

^ somewhat correct...hahahaha
< Has major Gas going on!...hehe
v Hope your nose is stuffed up!!

^ dont worry, I cant
< Use to Think Allergies was just a Honky disease until I moved to Houston
v Has medicine for me.....

^ better have made some burritos
< has sum stuff in her purse...............
v want some chicken?

^ yes, lots

< watching Martha Stewart

v making food for Thanksgiving?

^ What kinda stufffffff?
< Doesnt do chicken, I do cocaine, *heads to Mclean
V sawp sawp

^^ sure will 'set it and forget it'

<< yup bought into the hype of the "showtime rotisorie"

VV also bought into a ronco product... doesnt their hair look great?

^ No, but my father swears by Ronco

< Doesn't want to "set it and forget it"

v got a George Foreman?

^ Hell yeah I do
< Call me George Foreman Cause Im selling errbody Grillz
v Gonna make me a Grill Cheez?

^american cheese?
< has a bootleg forman grill
v eating BK wopper right now.

^^ nope knock off rice krispy treat and venti frapachino

<< 1 sugar rush coming up

VV just say no to sugar-free

^ Knows sugar-free is a cop-out

< Blitzed on 1,275 individual Sweettarts

v Knows the meaning of life but isn't talking

^^ yup... but i take bribes...

<saw that hollywood video had the biggest 'smarties' candy i've ever seen (bout the size of a quarter)

V now gonna go buy some, crush them up and sell them on the corner :shock:

^ watches too much tv

< is bored

V will give me ideas to keep busy

^ uhmmm
< can give ^ some ideas but they can't be posted on SL :lalala:
v perv

^ only to you Claudia...HaHa
< Feeling sick n gross
v Ur a prev too!

^ has a most suspicious devilish smile thinkin of suggestions for me to do

< still waiting for suggestions

V just smoked.. and has to stop it!

^ got the game wrong again rofl
< didn't have a cig wasn't even thinking about it but now he made me want sum.,..............
v horny

^ gets a stick and tries to light it but is reminded not to

< not even close to horny,

V projects to others what they really feel.. :P

^ tries to hide his feelings pokin him :D
< can't smoke now has a sore throat
v smoke one for me

^ knows that smoking prob caused that sore throat.

< not trying to hide this bored feeling :P

V is the one hiding something :eyebrow:

^ hinding out from the sex police

< was arrested by the sex police

v Floats like a Butterfly and stings like Gonorrhea

^ was arrested by the sex police for trying to give < Gonorrhea

< Why does it burn when I pee?

v Do my bells look swolen to you?

^ has Christmas balls decorated already
< should mind her own business
v come smoke with me

/\ shure i'll smoke if u buyin.
< wonder's what tc4italy has been up to.
\/ i'm shure they have been wonderin too.

^ Needs to stop wondering lest he hurt his head.
< Taking Vicodin to ease the pain.
v Got anymore? My stash is low...

^^ sorry no.. but i got some recalled generic tylonol

<< crashing from the 'threadjacking' run to 500pages

VV donate to the toy drive

^ Needs to buy Music from my BurnLounge

< Is having a Toy Drive with CarClub

V will buy music from my BurnLounge

^ no thanks
< has limewire
V has limewire also

^^ nope Morpheous... but only cuz i'm to lazy to change/remove it

<< wondering whats for lunch

VV will offer to pay for lunch

^ should start packing lunch

< to busy to eat lunch but has brunch at 10 am

v eats fast food for dinner

^ oh hell no!
< eats junk in the afternoon
v yr silly

^ y of course I am!!!
< :silly:
v freakkin out

^ just answered herself :lalala:

< :eyebrow:

V needs help..

^ Is correct
< Is a charity case in the making
v Gives to the needy?

^ needs something
< oh...I give.....and give.....
v :doh:

^ always gives for nothing in return...

< should get into the spirit of giving but needs a vacation badly

V should give something for themselves

^ is right!!!
< should spoil herself!!!
v show me how

^ is confused what she really wants...

< not sure what he wants

V list things you want most

^ is a thinker
< wishes for health and happiness and success and love
v you?

^ answered like she was on a pagent
< wishes for simple things in life like a vacation.. someone to be there
V thinks its a bit corny

^ not really cos im a pagent :loser: cheesier than that is hard to beat
< I LOVE YOU GUYS OH MY GOD!!!!
v knows I'm a tough cookie

^ should loosen up
< :question: speechless
v wants finer things in life

^?
<confused
v is under me

^ wrong person to be doing that...
< Notices Claudia New avatar..almost like mine!
v Feel'in Good in Da Neighborhood

^ killed it
< still doesn't get it
v is still under me

^ prolly will never get

< got it a couple of times

v crys after getting it

^ all of you are tweaked
< can cut the sexual tension with a knife
v probably thinks the same thing

^ wants to cut something off :nails:
< likes the tension
v wants to massage my tension filled shoulders/neck

^ Has lots of releasing to do

< will massage tension away FromC with Happy Ending

v will sit and watch from saftey of closet

^ needs help with that happy ending
< gets it often
v has just released

^ released is more for boys :P
< can't wait for Tacolito to put his hands on me
v u perv

^ glue
< rubber
v has a new hair gel

^ answers with one word
< satisfied w/ the gel he's using
v had a bad day

^ that's not glue
< is sorry
v likes tC4italy

^ is correct
< likes herself
v thinks I need ice cream

^ is hooked
< recommends vanilla frosty!
v should also try a vanilla frosty!

^ has a thing for tc4italy
< thinks its too cold for a frosty
v likes starbucks

^ ohhhh is correct!
< thinks they do the best espresso around here
v hey there!

^ hey addict!
< uh does not!
v uh what up?

^ almost always there when i click on the recent post button
< should lay off posting on this thread
v is a SL addict

^ is observant
< is in denial and should also lay off post, but in general
v is yet another addict

^ not as bad now...
< found out needs glasses..Blahhh
v You wear glasess??

^ Nope..
< Have perfect 20/20 vision
v wers contacts..

^ nope
< have 20/15 vision from lasik
v needs help

^ generous person offering help
< wears contacts
v not as bad as my older sis

^ gets ready for my hands

< Preps bag with lotions and oils

V.....needs to quit peepin

^^ hey.. watch were your pointing the oil dude...

<< hoppin that was oil :nails:

VV will use oxy-clean to remove the stains :shock:

^ realizes that it was not oil
< thinks that was rather quick
v agrees!