^should explain to me what a Brougham is, cuz

<isn't going to use the word "bro," cuz

v is my new cuz

/\ yey im someones cuz!

< almost set my house on fire....grease is dealy when cooking

\/ i hope u can cook better than me

^ what were you doing, flash frying a buffalo?
< ate yogurt and low fat pop tarts for dinner
v probably had something tastier

^ is trying to eat healthy?

< is wondering if the it was a poptart-yogurt sandwich

v now wants a poptart-yogurt sandwich

^ usually settles for a Wish Sandwich

< about to run to Panda Express (Mmm, Fresh Panda! meep)

v Is feverishly watching Survivor

^ pandas a re a delicious forbidden fruit

< hates survivor(loves amazing Race and apprentice)

V watches lost

^ cant get enough reality tv

< cant stand reality shows

v watches mad real world

^ all about watching the good reality shows

< does watch mad real world(it was the original reality show)

V watches crap like the swan

^ real world blah...all the same
< The Swan OWNS
v beyotchress

^ watched the Swan only because he expected them all to sing really pretty and then DIE in the last episode.

< still missin' the Pepsi girl!

v rockin' the spinner hubcaps! BRO!

^ secretly loves spinning hubcaps, cuz

< can't get enough of The Amazing Race, cuz

v secretly loves and can't get enough of the Anna Nicole show, cuz

^ you bet cause i'd don't want to miss her boobs

< gimmie money and i bring back hypno toad i take paypal!!! 200 dollars will be fine

v is a rotating mass

^ explain thyself

< wants to learn how to design websites in mucho spare time

v wants to teach me

^ learn on ur own
< is not a good teacher
V is a naughty teacher

^ You are correct fuj
<actually a mean English teacher
v begged to be my teachers pet

^ He shut me down cold
< Is going to venture to the market later, anyone need anything?
V Likes to spend lazy afternoons snorting Morton Hot Salt

^ gonna go shopping
< noticed only the same peeps post here
V doesnt know what day is today

^ should know its friday

< cant wait for DC car show tonight!

V can't wait for welfare check

^ again, you are correct, sir!

<also noticing this thread needs new blood

v are you new blood?

^ not new blood either
<am really, really, bored at work
V needs to buy some dvds from me

^ no thanks, I need to know which ones

< just went to the scion dealer

v doesn't own a scion

^ Wrong! Step off, buddy.

< Doesn't not own Scion

v Wishes they had a wife that would wash thier car like mine

^ wrong, she wouldn't be careful enough

< Is glad its Friday, wishes it would stop raining

v Can't watch enough of Martha getting out of jail, MJ going in...

^ Couldn't care less about MS or MJ

< Can't wait for the weekend to start

v Probably has to work this weekend.

^ wrong!

< not working at all for yhe next 3-6 months

v wants to be my new best friend

^ thinks i'm sexy
<thinks i'm sexy
v thinks i'm sexy

^ thinks he's Rod Stewart

< listening to Modest Mouse (not bad for new stuff)

v what are you listening to?

^ I'm listening to Prince Paul, thanks for asking!
< Is still mourning the loss of Ego Trip magazine, but loves the books
V Has no idea who and what I just talked about

v thinks hes hot ____
<im hot ____
^ewww hot ____

^ ignore him, maybe he will go away

< thats what i do with annoyimg neighborhood kids

v not him

^ ahahhaah i thought u were ingnoring me
< im so lonley
v would u be my friend

^ um sure
< all my friends are working , school , school and work , or are in the military , and me having no job leaves me oh so sad and lonely , quite depressing
V doesnt give a schnit what happens in any of our lives but pretends to play along with us(evil mastermind)

^ no job still?
< thinks it must be kickass to have no job, but not to have no money :-\
V loves money. (who doesn't?)

^ wants to win lottery

< wishes he could go to work

v wants to win lottery

^ plays Lottery Home Version - lighting dollar bills on fire (odds of winning about the same)

< paid off his Scion on Day 1

v used to collect cans for cash

^ nope

< in a don't give a sh*t mood and very bored too :roll:

v huh

^ bored

< bored

v bored

^ bored
< Trying to psych myself into working on a new project, but not succeeding
V Can convince me to work on it

^ work on a new project i am your master

< in a world of pain right now

V wants a TWIX

^ wants some of my painkillers

< not giving away painkillers

v take his mind off the pain

^ i have plenty of my own painkillers right now

< is going to bed, i'll be on aim mobile if anyone wants to chat, or call my cell phone : 724-513-5408

V Needs some advil

^ needs a g/f

< needs some nyquil for sleepyness

V has an idea of what i should do tomarrow

^ should spend all day at an "adult" theater

< spending the day laying groundwork for new club

v join my club?

/\ maybe, what kind of club is it

< hands are raw from workin in the cooler all night

\/ used to be a freestyle breakdancer

^ Queen of my block, I still have my cardboard for performances
< Just smoked a cigarette on my stoop in my housecoat, house shoes, and parka and a Kangol
V Wishes his girlfriend/wife dressed like me

^ smoking is a bad habit
< just got a call form sport compact pro for a sponsorship.
V thinks its a scam

^ thinks it for real

< also just finished a cigarette, but sans the housecoat, house shoes, parka and Kangol

v misses the A-Team and loves it when a plan comes together

^ would also like to see a A-Team reuinion
< wants to see the show Dionsaurs again
V doesnt remember Dinosaurs

^ is older then dinosaurs, and i do too remember the show dinosaurs

< is too lazy to take a shower haven't bathe in months and i'm popping zits on my rear end ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

v has better hygiene then me

^ umm.....gross!

< gets spongbaths from his wife

v jealous

^ lend me your sponge bathing wife

< tired of tongue bats from the cat

V wonders why i still have a girlfriend

^ is lucky to have a girlfriend

< needs a girlfriend, taking applications today

V Will not put in an application

^ better off without a girl
< better off without a girl
V is married to their girl

^ word!

< never even had an argument, benn married almost 4 years

v wants to meet my pinstriper

^ wants to get pin striping tattooing done on his body

< i can't find it dumb vibration :roll:

v fix it for me take my car apart and find it and fix it purdy pls

^finds the vibration next time he gets in his car
< Is soo bored at work
v works hard, but gets paid nada

^ Correct! I don't have a job.

< loves colorado

v doesn't know what Colorado means

^ Thinks GM should stop naming their trucks after their state
< thinks the colorado and the Avalanche are useless trucks
V thinks the Colbalt is cool

^ yes I do (if only it wasn't a chevrolet)

< hated the cavalier

v likes buick

^ knows everyone hated a cavilear
< wants a buick Grand national 86 with intercooler
V would also like a grand national

^ yes i do, and not a clone either

< i'd twin turbo it too if it isn't already

v evil doer's beware

^ what the f**k are you talking about?

< just got the new 50 Cent and The Game song, Hate It Or Love It.

v likes the game

^ gave me 50 cents so i can buy me a soda

< is thirsty, i gots me a grape soooDAAA

v i'm still tellin ya evil doer's beware he gonna get cha

^ should try Sun Drop soda
< has his own theme song (Shaft)
V wishes they had a theme song

^ is right. I wish I had a theme song.
< Just got 20 posts and can finally participate in off-topic.
V spends too much time on teh intarweb.

^ only on the weekends now :(

< i'm gonna be gettin a theme song, well more like its in the planning stages right now hope it does get done though, its gonna be a real one too, i hope...

v has gas in there car

^ is wrong about lunch. Only takes 2 minutes to nuke a hot-pocket.
< contemplating ham or pepperoni
V can't cook either.

^ is right, i burn cereal

< captain crunch flambee for lunch

V make my girlfriend cook for me please?

^ needs to call Bobby Flay or Emeril

< used to be a line cook

V wants to go on Iron Chef America

^ HELL YEAH!!! That would freakin' rock!

< Needs food now and had a 37 hour day(s) yesterday!

v Thinks a late night ends at 9pm!

^ oh it does and late late night ends at 10:30pm too

< back to work i go starting at 8 am and no longer at 9 am :roll:

v your what hurts again

^ My hands, still.
< Signed up for text messaging yesterday and is loving it a little too much.
V Knows why there are people on megaphones in my neighborhood

^ needs too quit smoking :wink:

< need to take up more stuff

v buys more carp for any thing

^ seriously needs to get a new hobby than the forums

< knee is killing me

V wants to make me some easy mac

^ needs to make his own ez mac.
< just realized he'll be in another state when his car gets here.
V wants to pick up my car for me, but is too far away.

^ i'll pick it up and hold it for ransom :flame:

< needs money for improvments

v is gonna help me hold it for ransom :crazy:

^should sell the car for money

<will take parts from car first, to mod mine

v wants a scion...

^ wrong I own a scion

< just lowered his car and it looks the shizzle

V thinks this thread will die before it reaches a 100 pages

^ loves a low rider

< still waiting on the day i lower my car

V next person to post will be hornet on flower

^ is wrong

< its so much better looking the xB begs to be lowered wheel gap is evil

V should have their car lowered already

^ wants to make a monster truck out of his xB he loves wheel gap

<aint lowering my car keepin it stock heigh how else am i gonna make it a nice little scion sleeper that will smoke all the tC vs. threads :rofl:

v wishs they had a fast metabelism like me

^ I would love to have a fast metabolism.
< Is about to go watch a movie about some Mexican rally
V Has 50 Cent ringtones on their phone

^ wrong, no cell phone

< is probably gonna pimp an '87 Mercury Sable wagon now.

v know where to buy wagon parts

^ Wrong

< Sells Wagon wheels

v Will ask me for a hook up on Wagon wheels

^ hook me up with some wagon wheels?

<wonders what wagon wheels are

v will tell me about wagon wheels

^ Wheels for a STATION wagon! (also pasta)

< Thinks LavabB wants to trade wheels for advertising on my radio station!

v will help me convince LavabB that is a good idea!

^ It's a good idea

< hasn't receivedc a reminder about this thread all day

v knows why?

^ Dosn't know that I don't know...

< Sells wheels wholesale, and can't really USE radio advertising (thanks though)

v Has a 3rd nipple

^ why wouldn't I? 1 for each of my breasteses

< Did not visit SL all day yesterday (proves I'm NOT an addict, right?)

v prefers stuffing over potatoes

^ just means you were busy (or in denial)

< just got done with sponge bath

v also addicted

/\ my shirt says denial on it

< addicted to sex?

\/ made a promise to be a virgin till hes 28 married, and with two kids.

^ Loves Scion Life
< should sponsor scion life once credit cards are at a reasnoable level
V is already a premium member

^ yep
< just did it for club though
v wants to join Scikotics

^ what is scikotics
< needs a sponsor, goin to 2 shows a month
V already has lots of sponsors

^ if only
< has no money coming in to even pay my carpayments and credit cards
V is semi-rich

^^ scikotics is our new club

< has 3 sponsors, in talks with 2 more currently

v should have lastlookcustoms write a proposal for sponsors for him

^ Is wrong about the "him" part
< Found out that the Mexico rally movie isn't on until next Sunday, so is planning a Mexico party for it
V Wishes they could come to my Mexico party

^wonders if jose cuervo will be at the mexican party
< is getting bags for my xb in a week
v wishes they had bags

^ Another person baggin' on Scion...

< peeled door tape and added CF B & C pillars

v spent hours at the Auto parts store looking for can of 2-tone spray paint

/\ yea i did...looking for a can for a model car

< enjoying his day off from work

\/ is embrassed to buy condoms

^ is wrong

< walks into store at the top of his lungs yells "Where are the condoms"

V insert remark here

^ They call him the Condom Don.
< iPod just started playing a track from Scion Sampler Volume 8.
V Loves jelly.

^ mmmm jelly sounds like an exciting night

< mmmm jelly it is hard to get off

V wonders what the hell is wrong with me

^ On a daily basis!
< Ordered a new cookbook this morning
V Needs to quit acting hard before I slap the funk out'cha

^ HAH! I didn't know you saw me on Sat. night!

< one bad mutha' SHUT yo mouth!

v you talkin' to me?

^ no but your gonna listen to what the sofa king i say though

< don't ever ever get married EVER and buy a house and then get divorced your gonna get sofa king funked up just cause she got the house doesn't mean she can keep up with the sofa king payments and have the sofa king morgage company harass YOU cause that evil ex can't make the payments on time :roll: and her phone number changed so the sofa king morgage company can't get a hold of her :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame:

V is having a better eveing then i am :cry: :cry: :cry:

^ really needs a nap
< can't believe I just read through this entire thread
v Is glad I joined the game

^ Is hasving fun with this thread
< Just ordered dinner
v is thing about dinner

^ waiting for Meals on Wheels

< waiting for quitting time

v waiting to think of something funny (should've waited longer...)

/\ im fresh out of funny

< waiting for something to do...bored

\/ waiting for the PSP (like me)

^ waiting for a Pizza
< waiting for Godot
v waiting for insight

^ whats godot rose?

< has been drinking...wheeeee

V is gonna help me with above insight

^ http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=godot

< waiting for 24 to start

v doesn't watch 24

^ is correct I've missed too much

< is chillin watchin leno

V will come and clean my box after the snow

^ Ha I haven't even washed my own car from the LAST snow
< Is really bitter that it was 70 degrees today and it's gonna snow tomorrow
V Is jealous of my accounting skills

^ Hopefully isn't busy tomorrow because
< needs help saving money
v is hopeing that Biggies Shorty can help them too

^ is right i need a great big hug from biggie shorty too

< is still depressed and in the doldrums

v cheer me up lots pls with lots of morale surport too

^ could be worse, ya could be getting ready for your second surgery in 2 days

< 4 screws in clutch foot yesterday, steel plate in steering wrist today

v left-handed

^ has great drugs
< has no drugs and is right handed
v wishes he/ she had drugs

^ nah, I had a doughnut!

< had lots of Schlitz last night! WooHoo!

v wants the Schlitz!

^ needs more Schlitz


< is algeric to Schlitz ( and all other beers )

v has the ScHlITZ

^ i considered it an accident in my pants

< has no underwear on right now

V likes to smell underwear

^ sure girl's, not your skid marked ones

<really not a undie sniffer

V sniffs away all day

^ No, just sniffles. I hate being sick.
< Mad at my job so I'm not working.
V Can tell me where in the hell my lunch order is!

^ lunch ready in 5-10 minutes...

< waiting for them to finish installing new coke machine so I can get a lukewarm soda. might have to trek out instead

v likes to wear hospital gowns

^ loves lukewarm stuff
< likes to wear the hospital gown backwards
v steals tongue depressors from the Doctor's office

^ Who doesnt?
< Is trying to keep warm at work
v Thinks Motley Crue is overrated

^ is correct

< wants a grilled cheese sandwich

V will make me said sandwich

^ with or with out tomato soup?
< needs to find a kitchen
v will let me use their kitchen

/\ only if u clean up afterwards

< i want to get away from reality (no thats not some suicidal emo thing)

\/ thinks everyone should get away from reality every now and then

^ Word to your mother
< Needs tuna salad every now and then
v needs tuna salad NOW!

^ needs grilled cheese w/ tomato soup

< will settle for a frozen pizza or a hungry man dinner

V wishes they were going to Daytona for Exposed like me

^ is correct, cant stand the snow no mo!
< is a super stud
v wants to tell a secret

^ that's "Stud Muffin"
< it's only a secret if I DON'T tell
v knows my secret

^ Owns a FORD!

< Is famous for being bad with secrets

v won't tell me sqat!

^ doesn't know the secret

< knows the secret

V wishes they knew the secret

^ knows the wrong secret
< cant keep a secret
V his secret includes a Pee Wee Hermen act in a dark movie theator

/\ only at home

< ill be like a kite around 9 tonight!

\/ dont lie, uve done it too!!

^ better watch for power lines
< is the best driver out there
V is the worst driver out there

^ Is really just jealous that I'm a better driver
< Could definitely go for a drink right now
V Is gonna join me!

^ heck yes surprised you havent asked before
< could use alot of hard core drinks
V thinks drinking is bad.

^ is true, doesnt drink
< is high on life
v thinks smoking in a bar is a bad thing

^ unless she's smokin' hot...

< spotted an SL member's car at lunch. Gotta love the plateframes...

v Thinks it's tuesday

^ knows it's still Monday.

< ain't gettin' outta here until 7pm

v thinks I should pimp another van

^ but only if it involves lots of black leather
< likes black leather
v won't wear anything with a face

^ then how would you guess your GFs wieght?
< likes the feel of leather
v likes the feel of lace

^ totally! She was the BEST of the American Gladiators!

< starting petition to bring that show back

v has no clue what I'm talking about!

^ I know EXACTLY what you're talking about
<Used to watch American Gladiators every saturday morn
V Knows who the Purple Roundy is

^ exactly right, that show should have been gone a long time ago or a updated version

<likes to drift, still haven't tried it in the tc

v never drifted except on accident

^ considers drifting to be not being able to walk straight after drinking
< has drifted ... his trailer on his rig :lalala:
v likes to be spanked :clap:

^ Also likes to get spanked!
< gets moneky spanked by palmela
v will have to explain the second statement

^ ballrightythen
< isnt into spanking
v please explain

^ is normal

< just ordered an ultra rare Bowling For Soup St. Pattys Day Tee

V is jealous of said tee

^ is the only person who likes bowling for soup

<likes maroon 5 better

v likes liza minelli

^ gross maroon 5 are you a 15 year old girl?

< wonders about some people sometimes

V wishes they were as cool as me

^Knows the opposite is true givin interest in Bowling for Soup
< Prefers the Flaming Lips
v Is ego tripping at the gates of hell

^ doesn't know im actually going to sit at the gates of heaven when i pass

< am not a fifteen year old girl, but maroon 5 has a couple of good songs especially better than bowling for soup

v doesn't know where he's going

^ has probaly only listened to "1985"

< does know where hes going

V will prolly argue with me

^is not going to argue with you
< Thinks Wheel See is koolcuz he owns a HotLava
v knows someone other than us 2 with a hot lava

^ word lavas are the r0x0r

< is shaming himself for using the phrase r0x0r

V shouldnt user0x0r ever

^ if using "r0x0r" gets me a seat at the "Cool Table" so be it.
< Can't wait for the greddy turbo kit release.
V lives life a 1/4 mile at a time. bwahahaha!

^ uses 2 many 2 fast 2 furious references

<____ed at the world, no, just the people in it

V one of those people

^ moi? why what ever did I do?
< ____ed at xB, can't find whatever is rattling in the cargo area
v ____ed at something else

^ should take the cargo area apart
< is ____ed cause i gotta take a ____ ... brb
v likes sex in strange places.

^ you mean like in the eye socket?
< no comment

V has 8 toes total

^ if you don't have a comment, then why would you post?

< wants to know where she lost the other two

V won't admit that they have their own opinions

^ try Staten Island for those toes
< is a SPED, no opion here
v cant see the tree from the forrest.

^ lost in the forest

< often compared to a "tree" hahahahahaha!

v not right in the head, but thinks I'm funny

^that's right I'm not right in the head that why your not funny :lol:
<is picking his nose and wiping it under the desk
vis also picking his/her nose and adding to the pile

^ i spit out my boogers

< yawn, just woke up

v still wants to be in bed

^ Drink some coffee.
< Would get right back into bed as soon as I finish this post if I could.
V Likes to put tuner lug nuts on his fingertips and chase people around the room.

^ got right back in bed

< back from the dead

v believes painpills are a good, no, great thing

^ you are correct sir,

< would take a pain pill to dull the senses

V just plain dull

^ Too blah to be my usual entertaining self, sue me.
< Did not get right back in bed, went to work instead.
V Has something better to say than I just did.

^ no, I'm fired up now!

< got lied to by the cops, is now ____ed!

v is gonna march with me!

^ what did they lie about this time?

< might as well go get more tattoos since all f'd up anyway

v Some people are like Slinkies......not really good for
anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see
one tumble down the stairs.

^ Has a tattoo on his ________
< I'm feeling much better now
v thinks tattoos are for real men

^ agreed, thats why i got eight of them

< dream day where all students don't show up almost came true

V had to drive that one lousy kid to class

^ hey, we didn't want to mess up that perfect attendance!
< also has 8
v wants 8

^ Yes, eight is enough.
< Loves bad jokes
V Makes enough bad jokes for three of us!

^ looks like their avatar :wink:
< has missed the game for a while, and wants to know what happened to word association
VLoves heavy metal like i do \m/

^ misses Dimebag

< does backpiece count as one?

v answer me damnit!

^ YES IT COUNTS AS ONE! Don't curse at a lady!
< About to take a "coffee break"
V Knows what I'm talking about.

^ lucky to have a "coffee break"
< needs a "Coffee Break", too
v hasn't got a clue

^ didn't get a coffee break
< just woke up cause I'm off from work (1pm already)
v is at work wishing to be in bed

^ wrong!

< is in bed wishing to be at work

v needs a tattoo, or 3

^ needs to get out of bed!
< has 4 more planned
v wants to see them

^ sure! What the hell!

< appreciates art

v thinks art is only in a museum!

^ i don't think so I AM ART damn it :silly:

< is still in pain, i getting tired of takin the pain like a man :roll:

v wants boob implants

^ taking it like a man is the only option
< implants??? not necessary!!
v wants a cup of hot cocoa

^ wrong, a fruit smoothie
< only reason replying is because there is no food in the house
v just came back from eating

^ got that right

< i really really hate stress zits much harder to pop and and very painful!!! :flame:

v you work for who agian

^ Arbitron.
< I'd rather work for Container Store or Starbucks though at this point.
V Can you get me a new job?

^ would not want to work with screaming children (all under age 5) for 9 hours a day for s**t pay

< does not want to either

V is going to find us both new jobs

^ nope sorry can't help you guys

< cause I'm looking for a better job too

v will deliver us some good news :)

^ think again....
< screaming children = my life
v enjoys a good sponge bath

^ i sure do just as long its from a good lookin gal...

< i can get you jobs just as long as you don't mind being seasonal jobs

v what do you think of that!!!

^ sounds good

< mailman, normally

v male prostitute

^ disgruntled

< not the last time I checked...

V wants to help me out?

^ ???

< !!!

v ???

^ mailman/she_____
< manwhore
v postwhore

^*$%)*@#& too you too!!!

< Q@#*()%&^@#*)&^

v is just plain lazy like me

^ should watch adult swim
< needs a job
V will hire me if i lived next dor

^ wanna be a nurse?

< needs personal nurse

v volunteer?

^ manwhore
< is full from dinner
v is buying everyone pizza

^ if you were coming to my party, i am

< wondering how many pies I'll need

V was not invited

^ is a free woman
< wanst invited
v wants to crash the party

^ should check his email once in awhile. (yes you were...you and jennay. but jennay can't come.)

< :tap: waiting

V doesn't care

^ damn stright i don't give a flying f**k about it :lol:

< i'm blindeded and i can't watch adult swim cause its on past my bed time :roll:

v wants to car pool with me

^ if it saves me fuel, sure
< cant make it either, and i do check my Email :P
v likes to skinny dip in frigid waters

^shouldn't say he wasn't invited if he was

< don't want you there anyway

V BLAH!!!

^ Strong language!
< Has lightbulbs to change
V Will come change them for me

^ blah yourself

< regular life of party

V just regular

^ life of party

< Needs money

V drives a Scion (As I note the obvious)

^ is nosmart guy, he only now fiugred out what he was driving.
< drives the RS1
v wishes they had a RS1

^ wrong i love my tcm
< has heart problems and is strapped to heart monitor for 24 hours.
V doesnt have heart problems.

^ Is correct.
< Is going to bed.
V Is wearing a candy necklace.

^ candy necklace would be sweeet

< is tipsy

V should know the daily show doesnt check facts

/\ i dont take that show seriously

< i keep cutting myself at work

\/ are u clumsy?

^ a lil bit

< wonders if it is just me and reign on right now between this thread and the word assoc thread

V should peep the word assoc thread

/\ i just did, im gonna calm down w\the back and forth posts though

< im leaving for a bit

\/ someone new should post now

^ laters...
< not nre to the post but only started today
v now someone new will post

^ not new either

< not talking about surgeries anymore

v got as tired of hearing about them as I was of talking about them

^ too true

< wonders if biggie shortie is arbitron rated number 1 poster

V biggie shortie will answer now

^ driving me nuts with the back and forth posts

< has big nuts

v wants my nuts

^ Could not possibly be any more wrong
< Is gazing longingly at a snack pack
v Thought I was their snack pack

^ mmmm snack pack

< eagerly awaiting Marylands beating of Clemson

V loves March Madness

^ That's baseball, right?
< Don't want to go to work but now have an incredible urge to stop at 7-11 for snack packs.
V Goes by Juanita off the forum.

^ damn you SL stalkers..

<is mad you found m other name

V thinks wing night is one of the greatest innovation in the dining industry

^ You've got me there
< Thinks that BONELESS buffalo wings is the GREATEST invention ever
v Has a great recipe for buffalo sauce

^ has a cool avatar

< knows where to get good wings, but not how to make them

v you got something to say?

^ yeah I do...

< mmm Wings...

V will move this discussion on to something other then wings

^ is correct
< Moving the discussion back to boneless wings
V Don't you think boneless wings are GREAT?!

/\ yea i dont like chicken on the bone

< i want some chicken tenders

\/ puts bbq sauce on everything

^ not quite everything

< put bbq sauce on your momma

v helped

/\ since u were pointing to urself...that means u said u put bbq sauce on ur own mom

< and no i dont want to help with that sort of thing

\/ are u waiting for the PSP aswell?

^ Nope
< Is convinced that God himself came up with the recipe for Panda Express' Orange Chicken
v Do you remember rock and roll radio?

^ made me hungry about Orange Chicken

< not really into panda express OC

v do you like orange chicken?

^ I've never had orange chicken, I prefer cashew chicken or General Tso's chicken.
< Making myself hungry and there is NO good Chinese around here.
V Will reprimand me for ordering out when I can make my own damn lunch.

^ nah, you're supporting the economy!

< finally over the hangover!

v is ready to party down tonight!

^ Sure am - laundry and balancing my checkbook, w00t!
< Is monitoring these boards, the Maryland game, email conversations, one txt msg convo, and a little bit of actual work.
V Thinks I deserve a raise for my multitasking skillz.

^ you deserve a raise

< listening to Norah Jones

v you?

^ Clash for me
< Thinks London Calling is in the top 5 greatest albums of all time
v Prefers Captain and Tenille

^ hates the captain

< unless it's rum...I'm playing Brother to Arms(Badass WWII game for xBox)

V has to pee

^ Eh, not so much at the moment.
< Just wolfed down lunch and is ready for coffee, or a Reese's cup.
V Will eat the other Reese's cup if I buy some.

^ damn right

< my momma is bringing me a cookies and cream shake

v wanna share?

^ sure, but the ice cream might melt on the way from Tulsa

< listening to technicians _____

v will pimp slap them for me.

^ pimp slaps a'comin

< too late, shake is gone

v maybe next time

^ is a gluten
< will FEDEX a shake
v likes to lick .....

^ gluten = glutton

< FEDEX sucks, USPS rules

v agrees