^ um ok but im making shrimp and linguini
<loves shrimp mmmmmmmmm
v like shrimp???

^ i
< hate
v you

^ not a friendly person

< thinks ^ needs a hug

v help him out

^ hi hi hi

< is happy but my car is dirty

v likes my wheels?

^ should go clean it then

< needs to clean his car as well

v has an arrest record

^ depends on who is asking

< oh yaya oh hell yeah baby put on that party dress

v knows who sings that

^ is looking at the wrong guy for that answer

< is googling that shiz

v how long should i let the dishes pile up before the roommate does them? its her turn

^ her? imo she should do them all of the time
< washed her car in the rain today bc 14hrs of straight driving=100000 bugs
v raining?

^ 75 and sunny, nice and calm, breezy... Iowa sucks

< loosing his mind

v do you really think that she really does have a pocket full of sunshine

^who? lmfao
< silly :silly:/ going out....NOW heheheh
v plans?

^ you will never know my plans for world domination...

< thinking about going dragging... not the cross dressing kind, the crusing through down town with a few mini truckers throwing sparks and breaking parts

v woooooo hoooooooo?

^ wahoo-watch IQ with Tim Robbins-it's worth the time

< is thinking we need a scion singles web site-needs a girl who I have something in common with

v would definitely cook the best they could for their soul mate

^ knows i tried that for the last girl that i was in a relation____ with

< just made a dane cook reference, but has dated 2 scion girls... yeah, im sticking to girls that drive hondas now...

v just threw up in their mouth a little with that comment

^ that kinda tastes like chicken mcnuggets when that happens

< wonders when I will ever find the end to my modding phase (actually I know better-it never ends) just have to take a break sometime to make one like my avatar

v will never choose a buick as their car after trading in a scion

^ wouldnt even eat nachos on the hood of a buick

< made grilled cheese

v is as crafty as a fox

^ kinda?

< hasnt played in forever

v HI!!!!!!!!!

^ welcome back

< i passed out, then my dog came in and woke me up

v thanks for the help...

^ would you eat nachos with a goat

< would eat nachos on a boat

v yes sam I am I do like ....

^ no, i will not turn Green Eggs and Ham into something w/ nachos

< is eating cool, refreshing watermelon

v want some?

^get some

< latest mod = Dress pants and shirts for work

v what is your latest, greatest mod?

^ well work wheels and snail

< bored

v likes the men

^ (-_-) No just, no

< just finished eating a steak, i feel soooooooo full

v Dessert?

^ yes please
< had shrimp today...yum/ tattoooooooooooooooooooo!
v gangsta?

^ shoulda shared her shrimp

< had grilled cheese

v how many fingers am i holding up

^ 1 and its the middle one

< wants more RVCA shirts, and some Affliction shirts

v what u wear?

^ could be correct... it was one, but it was my pinky

< is white trashing it tonight, wearing cut off jeans and an undershirt

v thinks all i need is a trans am

^ wat do i wear??? clothes lmfao right now a tube top dress its kind of hott all of a sudden
< should have shared her shrimp
v srry

^ forgiven

< is drinking apple juice

v you want some

^ YES apple juice ftw!
< is eating Ben & Jerry's Creme Brulee ice cream

v want some?

^ wont go good with the apple juice

< can go from 21 to 5 with the snap of a finger... I love me some apple juice (im on glass #2)

v its not hard, breath in, and just let the world know what your thinking

^ it might, u never know

< had a good dinner

v wants to be on the Bachelor or Bachelorette

^ is apparently fooled by numerous false tv shows

< cant stand watching reality tv shows

v looks at me funny for that

^ not really, i don't like to watch them myself, my mom does tho, and she is right now

< got a major tan today

v likes the beach?

^not really, agreed, id rather read a nice book heheh
< wants ice cream cake
v wanna share?

^ y am i always late on this hahaha
< is always late lmfao except for work hahahah/loves the beach
v loves the beach too

^ wait was that to me or the other person?

< had ice cream

v party?

^ roommate is home, cant have it here

< is watching futurama

v shouldnt I be sleeping?

^ the first one was to Don the second to u
< confused
v confused

^ ehh?

< is debating weather or not he should wake up at 4am to watch Wimbledon

v Yay or Neigh?

^ Tennis is cool but I prefer Soccer or UFC now that is worth waking up for
< about to eat...again
v hungry?

^ should know that Im not a fan of tennis so im not going to be coming over to hang out

< is getting distracted by the ceiling fan, because its spinning, and its shiney, and I have ADD

v dont do that with your car keys, it really isnt helping

^UFC! FTW!!!!
< wahooo
v lets fight hahahah

^ fighter

< lover

v hater

^ dont hate the player hate the game hahah
< is not a fighter just loves UFC...ima lover hahaha
v cookies n milk...mmmmm

^ I WANT SOME!

< can kill with a kendo stick

v BOO! lol

^AHHHHHHHH :eyes: hahaha
< is gonna share her cookies n milk
v munch munch munch

^ scared me

< has a concealed weapons license

v dont let that frighten you

^ the only things im afraid of are lightning and heights
< tired :yawn:
vsleepy?

^ should come tuck me in

< going to bed

v goodnight

^ sure b right there lmfao iowa right? hahah
< me too im out
vnight

^ sleep is for the weak

< great no i have nobody to talk to

v hi?

^ what up son!
< got a job offer at work for a private firm because i have great people skills. yay
v is proud of my people skills. =D

^ of course

< has ppl skills, just doesn't like to use them

v u tired?

^ yes, slept for 7 hours and still tired as hell

< is excited to head up to canada with the boys in a few weeks

v needs a vacation more then me

^ Where you going in Canada?

< Has been trying to get my friends to take a week up in Montreal, but they're too cheap

V I don't know..

^ damn straight I do :)

< going up to Nor Cal in 2 weeks

v hasn't been on vacation in a long time?

lol, I messed it up :P.

^ Dammit!!!!

< lol :P

v Is confused

^ I get it, I was messing this damn thing up all night! lmfao
< is getting her tat in 2 hrs....... :nails:
v education is the only thing that can not be taken from you....so go learn something! heheheh

^ smart enough as it is, i read too much as of right now

< is going to toronto for 6 days with the boys, but will be trying to convince jen to come too ;)

v doesnt even have their passport!

^ Nice

< No, I need to get it, especially if I want to go to Canada in late August :rofl:

V Get my passport for me?

^ needs to get on the ball

< went to bed last night in his boxers and a t shirt, woke up wearing sweat pants and a sweat shirt... Guess i got cold last night

v has a passport only so they can run drugs

^ sshhhhh... nobody is supposed to know :lalala:

< just woke up, adn has tennis in 3 hours for 4 hours

v wanna make me lunch?

^ needs to make his own lunch

< thinks that food sounds awesome right now

v agrees with me blindly

^ not all the time

< is making lunch right now while eating breakfast

v hmmm... chicken, pancetta, tomatoes, cheese.... sounds like a good sandwich

^ has a good taste in sandwich's

< doesnt understand why meat, cheese, and veggies between bread can be so mesmerizing

v practice a safe lunch, use a condiment

^ I hate condiments!
< Finally after 4 days of a Heat Wave today is COOLER!!!
v Shinkage??

^ its still F'n hot!

< they day it hits below 30*F here ill be happy

v wont you?

^ is looking at me for validation

< its mid 70's outside right now, with a nice little breeze, I love Iowa..........weather

v sucks to be you

^ yep

< i know

v right?

^ thats why I said it

< really bored and putting off cleaning his bedroom

v did you ever have one of those days where you woke up naked on the couch, the back of your hands covered in X's with somenes phone number written on your chest with a sharpie?

^ no but i like how you party
< is bored with life
v wants to go to vegas with me

^ had me at Vegas

< getting all pretty for a little bit of a nite out today

v join me?

^ Love bomb fires Party!

< I do not know what to do about job.

v Let go to St Louis six flag!!

^ that would be a heck of a drive for me...

< just had a burger king shake-chocolate-yummy

v somedays want to bag their scion-to the floor that is....

^ no

< just woke up :yawn: , i passed out again :doh: , *cough**cough* thanks greybox for the help :clap:

v slap somebody, its fun!

^ um ok...srry if this hurts but u told be to do it :come:
< has her tat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wahooooooooooo
v u dont have to slap ne one

^ nice! lol i wanna see it!

< parents would kill me if i ever got a tat

v had strict parents?

^pmed....ya but i dont live with my parents n havnt for about a year
< hungry
v cake?

^ yes please!

< even if i didn't live w/ my parents they would disown me for getting a tat

v has ice cream to go w/ cake?

^mmmmmmm ice cream cake = :love:
< doesnt care if parents disown her(already disowned parents)
v thirsty?

^ got milk?

< is waiting for mom to come home w/ dinner

v want some?

^ after dessert? weird...but sure lmfao wat is it?
< hungry...still
v is inlove with my tattoo

^ yep

< is eating Rubios Fish Tacos

v Yep...sooo...hows life?

^ college sux lmfao
< is about to give up on hw
v like school?

^ fish tacos-best one are in the keys in florida-well best I've had

< loves fish tacos-fish nachos not so great-not diggin life so much right now

v not ready to race jet boats for a living

^ i'm ready to race anything for a living!

< actually, id rather build and work on the racing object than drive it, less life threatening

v agree? disagree? or u like WTF mate?

^ motorcycles are not for you

< me either-some things I would race in a second other things I am with you as far as working one, tuning, designing

v would work for nachos, would race for chicken burritos or linguini with clam sauce

^ motorcycles are not for you

< me either-some things I would race in a second other things I am with you as far as working one, tuning, designing

v would work for nachos, would race for chicken burritos or linguini with clam sauce

^ double post n00b! and no i would only do it for $$$

< need cash *shameless promotion* http://www.scionlife.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=227268

v buy my phone!

^ you must be the noob-there are many threads with double posts where this site skipped the load

< actually not offended-I make better nachos anyway...(skipped the load-that sounds weird)

v would like to answer this for their first time bit fears interne-macy

^ fears what?

< Ironically, I'm watching the Nacho episode of Good Eats

v if its greybox, u should watch that episode - if its someone else...HI!!!!!!!!!!

^ gotta dig nachos (inter-macy = internet intimacy)

< wow-might have to watch that-I work nights so will have to try to find a good time

v I'm hooked on scrubs (just got the complete set)-how about you?

^ u love scrubs

< i loves scrubs

v we all loves scrubs

^ I have only seen like one full episode of scrubs hahaha

< has been playing Tomb Raider too much lately, not watching TV

v Is bored like I am?

^ yup

< back to the gym tonight

V needs to workout

^ Naw, I work out a lot :)

< works out an hour a day, everyday !!!!

v does not like going to the gym

^ hockey 3 times a week is enough of a workout for me :)

< is counting down till the canada adventure. AND did my springs and sway bars last night finally

v wants to help me do my supercharger install

^ knows i did one

< installed the S/C on his xB, and will never do another again

v you help him

^has a crazy box

< to cheap to turbo his box

v might pay to have a turbo system installed in my box??

^ knows that if im given some information I might help him

< has no idea what he is signing up for by saying that

v help?

^ you just boned yourself

< needs an oil change

v wants to sell me their head unit

^ Sure, I've got an 05 HU lol

< Getting ready to add a 4th Yota to the list of cars owned

V xB2 or AWD Matrix?

^ tough choice... id say xB2, and get the Premium HU and give it to me!

< wants a Premium HU to put in his box

v wanna buy me one?

^ wants to buy my Alpine CVA 1006

< wants a double din, hates the flip out

v you, my friend, are so special you should wear a helmet all the time

^ no

< can barely walk

v help me...

^ sure lmfao
< tired
v has a bad habbit that involves hitting buttons

^ i use the page down and home button too much i also hit enter alot too

< is feeling better after a long nap

v u still take naps?

^ um no, but if it makes u feel better i would if i had time lolz
< about to go to bed
v srry for leavn ya buddy

^ ish ok

< might hit the sack too, i have to rest my sore muscles

v wanna give me a massage?

^ I would crush you like a little girl....

< and would feel a little icky too......

v can we just be friends.....

^ friends forever

< wayyy too lazy to read the entire thread

v will hopefully forgive me as i attempt to join this awesome game

^ of course
< found the perfect pair of shoes that cost 770
v thinks i should buy them

^ 770?!??!?! the most expensive shoes i have are my Adidas Baracade II and those are only 80

< SL has taken my soul

v U too huh? well that sucks.

^ ha. i work at sport chalet and get 25% off stuff. yay for me. haha
< myspacing
v thinks myspace is lame

^ nope, if i did...would i have one?

< did somethings today that i don't regret

v u ever do something u wouldn't regret?

^ all the time dude, i use to care more but when i hit 23 that all changed

< is myspacing at work

v should add me so we can stalk each other

^ Would but I can't go on myspace at work :(

< doesn't really get any new messages anymore on myspace =/

v is going to take a nice long nap later today?

^ actually I think i added you before but you never accepted :(

< i dont new messages either anymore

v has wayyy too many stalkers

^ im a ninja. they cant find me :P

< hopefully wont get caught at work on SL

v buy me a cookie?

^ only if we can share.....wait a minute, thats gross :nope:

< wants his OWN cookie

V Don't even think about it!!!!

^ wants to get r-o-w-d-i-e

< watching SNL best of Will Farrel

v is still wondering who broke into their house last night, didnt steal anything, but did their laundry

^ actually somebody did attempt to break into my house the other night, didn't steal anything, but my laundry wasn't done

< just woke up

v i'm making breakfast, want some?

^ bringing me breakfast

< really craving some pancakes

v Meow?

^ only if you make me a cookie!

< hates it when the boss comes in at 9:30 complaining that everyone arrived at to work late at 7:01

v want some leftover donuts?

^ no thanks, i'm on a tennis diet

< breakfast diet consists of... Toast, Cereal, veggies, and juice

v still want some?

^ attempting to waste away

< worked hard for the body he has

v I see you

^ STALKER!!

< is off to tennis

v lol idk yooo sup?

^ not much--- happy it is almost friday :)

< getting a PS2 Tonight (Assuming everything goes right, unlike last night)

v has an xBox360

^ is watching me play it right now

< eating maccaroni and cheese

v dont do that

^ indeed I do

< wants a PS3 for Gran Turismo 5 alone

v Like Gran Turismo more so than Forza

^ Gran Turismo is so boring

< Forza is so much more realistic, that's why GT is a 'Driving' simulator, not a racing sim.

V Find me an RS 5.0 xB so I can go buy it.

^ Enjoy. http://www.autotrader.com/fyc/vdp.jsp?ct=u&car_id=246509666&dealer_id=1856626&car_year=2008&num_records=25&model=XB&systime=&make2=&start_year=2008&engine=&keywordsrep=&keywordsrep=&keywordsfyc=&keywordsfyc=&certified=&fuel=&body_code=0&search_type=both&distance=0&marketZipError=false&search_lang=en&first_record=26&make=SCION&color=&keywords_display=&page_location=findacar%3A%3Aispsearchform&min_price=&drive=&default_sort=priceDESC&max_mileage=&style_flag=1&sort_type=priceDESC&address=32073&advanced=&end_year=2009&pager.offset=25&transmission=&doors=&max_price=&cardist=2127

< Speaking of weird greenish colors, I would like a Tennis Ball Green Lotus Elise

v Would rather have a baby blue M3

^ Anaheim :(

< Actually, if I got the Elise/Exige, I'd get Krypton Green
http://time2rally.com/troy%202.jpg

V Doesn't like cars with 'loud' colors

^ only ones that are worth the eye catching color. aston martin ftw!

< thinks that he needs to tell IBM to suck him off

v is coming over tonight

^ worries me

< is painting the xB British racing green

v also has a fettish for european colors

^ is getting a kool color

< My wife is italian european olive LOL ( love her to death)

v Needs to join TSE lol

^ Already in NRG for 3 years :)

< is having cookies

v is jealous :p

^ not at all, oreos ftw

< is blasting he is legend in his office, co workers can hear and are yelling

v doesnt know who he is legend is

^ generic solidstate hardcore band ;)

< listening to see you next tuesday

v has no idea what they're saying

^ doesn't get that the thread is subtitled as "the nachos thread"

< maybe it's just me-I am a little off base....

v don't tag me out-wait I don't play baseball

^ confused me and many people on this thread..

< needs to figure out his schedule for classes next semester...

v wants to share some taco bell with me?

^ X on the taco!

< Sleepy

v Let kick somebody bum!

^ are you looking at my bum-cheeky monkey

< have you ever thought about just how nasty the term 'turd ball' is even though it doesn't sound serious

v let's get away from bum areas for awhile

^ is trying to get me to run away with a stranger

< doesnt see how this can be bad

v do you see anything wrong with it

^ idk, its greybox sooo... yeah

< just finished eating a Double-Double Protein Style from In 'N' Out

v wants a burger

^ read my mind

< talking to the roommate about goin to sonic

v join me so that i dont kill her

^ sure, nvr been there b4 tho

< has to find a way to teleport there

v has a way

^ a delorean and 88 mph

< i building a flux capicator for the xb

v go ahead, laugh

^ I would laugh but I am you...

< still I am you..I know what...

V you are thinking right now...

^ yep, and deloreans only went 85mph max

< I think therefore I am...and Kick A$$

v knows where i got that from

^ sorry-no-I don't believe it actually exists at all

< I drive a theoretical scion it's a transcendental xb

V will help me make it faster

^ find an strait 6 and we'll talk

< likes to work on cars

v is too lazy so he has other ppl to work on their car for them

^ son i have worked on more cars then you could name

< cant wait for my turbo to be here

v car will be slower then mine?

^ your stock vs my stock.... yeah u turbo'd vs me turbo'd idk i dont have a turbo nor will i ever get one.. SUPERCHARGER FTW!

< needs 5k for a Supercharger

v wanna give me the money and ill think about paying you back

^xb1<xb2 not even a race

< needs turbo

v likes nachos

^ xb2s are just really obese tCs XDDD

< i joke i joke i kidd i kidd

v lol

^ xb2 is 110pounds more then a tc lol

v needs a drink but is on call

v likes the blue moon

^ where?

< doesn't see it

v do u?

^ someone besides me is hooked on nachos-answered 2 ^^s up
^ would also like nachos now-it's a craze

< wants to try sushi with mustard seeds-wasabi is my addiction

v xb2 might get me on the straights but xb 1 stops and corners better-so drag on xb2 owners (nascar is just two drag races with a turnaround)

^ i had a xb1 now have a xb2 my xb2 will outhandle xb1s i am slamed on kports with some very sticky rubber the xb1 was zippy at low speeds but at high speeds cornering was a little hairy

< i love to hit the corners

v loves to do some canyon running

^ ehh, i like the freeways, fast speeds + open areas = fun

< is chewing on a wine cork

v want some?

^ cork?? wtf?

< enjoying a awesome ceaser salad

v want the spoiled yogurt in my trash can?

^ matters on teh flavor

< is talking to ppl

v WOOT for boost!

^ woot
< just ate at red lobster. worst place ever.
v agrees with me!

^ i haven't been there for years, never liked it

< is spaz'n out

v help me

^ spazz spazz =]
< has a stomache
v wants frozen yogurt!

^ will sette for Pinkberry insted?

< loves Pinkberry

v has no idea what im talking about

^ i do!
< loves yogurtland with a passion
v is watching law and order svu too. <333 it!!!

^ nope sry, im in my room of solitude aka my bathroom

< bathroom is teh only quite place in my house

v wheres your quite place?

^ you are on the computer while in the bathroom?
< is giggling
v thinks it is cold

^ no, it snot what u think

< its really hot

v cold?

^ yes sir!
< mind just exploded
v thinks it is insane!!!!

^sadly, i know y

< is glad nothing i have is that expensive

v y?

^ why what?!?!?!

< is so totally exhausted today :yawn:

v has super fun plans for tonight?

^ i thinkm im just going to sonic to meet up with some friends

< doesn't want to work today

v hates work like me

^ actually will be out in Cali for a conference soon so not too much hatred right now

< may be going to boston tonight to meet up with some friends and party

v is up for a road trip with me!

^ haha Road trip with these gas prices? not for me :(

< is trying very hard to keep herself awake

v is going to wax their car this weekend?

^ I am! Well today right after I get off work. I'm also doing my fathers BMW since he lets me use his driveway even though I bring my own stuff, that and he said he'd pay me 150 bucks for doing his car so he wouldn't have to take it in.

< Is so happy to finally have sunny weather, just in time for her wedding reception.

v is going to BBQ soon?

^well no BBQ's this week, definitely next week(4th of July weekend)

<can't wait to order VRD fogs next week - gonna look great with the c/f rs1 front lip! :)

v is going to see "Wanted" today.

(hope I did this right, lol)

^ Waoh, new people joining in

< just woke up, and has to leave in 8min

v i'm screwed aren't I

^ lol possibly-- you should probably get going instead of going on SL haha

< is eating a bagel

v doesn't eat breakfast

^ i have to, i'm on a diet

< called in and said i was gonna be late so its ok

v pancakes?

^ skipping breakfast slows your metabolism, but I'm sure you know that. And while I love pancakes I'm too much of a health nut to eat them.

< was an hour early, as usual, but wants to go to the cafe now with her admin to get fruit.

v Loves breakfast

^ yeah breakfast is great . I had scrambled eggs w/ ketchup (lol - this grosses out my g/f), bagel with Philly cream cheese and a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch. yum

< bored at work - almost lunch time!! freedom!!! lol!!

v wants to donate $100 to the "zer0myst is awesome, so i'm giving him money" PayPal fund, lol

^ LOL I would if I had so much money I didn't know what to do with it hahaha

< needs money donated to the "Jenn needs money for gas fund" hehe

v likes the color pink

^ is avoiding adding me on myspace :(

< cant wait to get the hell out of work today

v is buying gas tonight for a ridonkulous amount of money

^ meets have to happen! ridonkulous gas prices or whatever

< day off FTW!!

v will buy me a 5axis lip kit for me

^ is crazy

< wouldnt even buy a 5 axis lip for himself (if they had one)

v you buy it for him

^ And when I have the kit I would sell it on SL for $$ and get the rs1 sides and rear and pocket the rest, lol

< 1 more hour of work!

v is craven some taco bell right now

^ Mmmm Taco Bell ...Mmm Nachos

^ is avoiding adding me on myspace :(



< No I'm not :) haha I just haven't been on myspace yet!

v does not have a Myspace

^ is so correct !

< havn't been on here for a minute!

v is going to watch WANTED tonite!

(lol - had to edit post someone beat me to posting!)

^ Yeah, me and my g/f gonna see Wanted tonite - even though it got ____ty reviews, lol

< wants to go home a take a cat nap... cat naps ftw

v is feeling pretty destructive, he/she wants to pick something up and just break it for no apparent reason

^ knows that im going dragging with a few of the minitruckers ive met up here tonight...

< daily dragging the xB since 06

v if you aint breaking stuff you aint playing hard enough

^ If it's breaking it's not done right

< still likes tCs-they go with nachos

v don't eat nachos while driving

^ i don't do anything while driving

< has been playing non-stop tennis all day

v ugh right?

^ if it was raquette ball I would understand much more

< what to eat for dinner-didn't bring any for work-hungry for?

v will eat dinner soon when they get home for the night-throw on a good funny movie and let the good times roll

^ i played raquetball for 3 years, and i say tennis is WAY more tiring

< is getting to tires tomorrow

v suggestions?

^ ummmm idk i have nankang....
< installed her intake today ( by herself ) heheheh
v sup?

^ lol congrats on the intake

< is trying to find what wheel size to get tomorrow but is sad he has to get costco tires

v again, anybody have suggestions?

^ black stelies for the win

< has a intake for sale

v no induction like forced induction

^ ya, thats what i run, black steelies

< ehh induction, gimme a few years

v ok soo yeah what tires u run?

^ i run nitto invo 225 45 17

< loves nittos

v nittos?

^ if costco has

< mom is buying tires so what she says goes

v sux huh?

^ cheapco wont have good tires what size you need?

< can hook you up with tires

v likes to dance

^ what ever fits well on stock steelies

< needs the tires real soon

v yeah so dancing?

^ doesnt know that i move with the best of em

< has a busy ___ weekend in front of him

v you can have a hotpocket for breakfast, a hotpocket for lunch, and be dead by dinner... dead pocket...

^ you said that already

< is painting his Hubacaps "Carnation Red"

v lo right?

^ spelled low wrong

< doesnt remember how much he hadto drink tonight yet he can still type, kinda odd

v wanna come party

^ sure, give me something to do

< needs something to do

v find me something to do

^ needs to discover hookers and cocaine

< has no idea why he said that, but it sounded good

v do not do hookers and cocaine

^ ok

< ok

v ok

^ ok

< not ok

v nature!!!!!!!!!!!! Gouille

^ que?

< needs more paint

v get me some?

^ missed my post about drinking earlier

< made an SNL reference that youngster here didnt get

v ill get you

^ find me first

< yep

v nope

^ outsmarted me

< has candy in his van

v want some?

^ i know that van

< cant have candy, diet

v sry

^ everyone feels sorry for me
< got robbed two months ago at a mall and the robber felt sorry for her and sent her wallet back by mail. just received it today.
v is laughing. >=|

^ would never laugh at that kind of stuff

< will be eating mexican or chinese soon

v would return my wallet

^ you got robbed too!?!?
< is still ticked
v wants to eat a sundae!

^ i deserve one

< was at costco for 4 hours today waiting for his tires

< is finishing up painting his hubs

< has to breath through a respirator because of paint fumes

v life suxs sometimes doesnt it?

^ you got that right

< going to host a modfest for the westbay scikotics.. gotta clean the garage now.....

v isnt cleaning the garage an endless losing battle?

^ sometimes

< got new tires

v hurray for me!

^ just like in your avator-looks like you are jumping

< would jump-but too hot-105 degrees today

v would you help me tint my front windows

^ sure

< im actually standing on 2 cars

v wanna see my new rims?

^ UFC FTW
< UFC FTW
v UFC FTW

^ PATRON FTW

< ha ha ha

v alcohol?

^ hot coco pleaze!

< feels stupid because i dont know that the term "56k" refers to on the forum

v help me?

^ Interesting, cuz he doesn't know what 56 K means... :lalala:

< Super Cool Guy :eyebrow:

\/ Doesn't know he was adopted! :doh:

^ i had thoughts i was but i aint

< thinks it is referring to Miles

v will tell me

^ 56k = dial up

< is tired of nagging parents

v has work early tmrw?

^ tennis @ 7:30am count?

< has been using high speed internet for so long cant imagine ppl still use dial up

v u use dial up?

^ "NO 56K" refers to the fact that dial-up internet connections connect to the internet at 56kilobits per second (4-5kilobytes per second) and at this super slow speeds it takes a really long time to download all the pics that are in that thread. therefore by putting the "no 56k" in the thread name, dial up users know not to click on the link

< is an unfortunately huge nerd

v hopes you understand?

^ i got it when the other person said Dial Up

< is a n3rd

v wears a pocket protector

^ thought it was a condom

< wonders how you get a profolactic with bad breath to eat a condi-ment

v will be sleeping soon-but not soon enough

^ watched me take a nap

< contemplating how someone could do that since i live on the 3rd floor

v do you know

^ binoculars or a telescope

< just got back from tennis

v wanna do something?

^ Lets go play Tennis

< Is stuck at work so he can't go play tennis

v Wants to go bowling

^ haven't gone bowling in ages

< lol

v join?

^ Haha sure why not

< feels like she has not been on here in ages....its only been like 2 days haha

v goes on SL everyday

^ yep

< SL has my soul

v has yours too huh?

^ doesnt understand that i had to sell my soul to the devil to work on the xB

< finally got my hatch graffiti done

v wanna see?

^ Of COurse

< wants to do some body work but doesn't have the tools/skills

v if i ever do, wanna help?

^ http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e336/Superfa1/hatchgraffiti.jpg

< has done all the body work on his car, and wont do any more for anyone else

v you help him

^ ill help myself

< is gonna wash his car

v yay or self car wash

^ washes his car by getting shorts all soapy and sliding across the hood "dukes of hazzard" style

< will need to wash tomorrow-oh yeah and the car too

v helps wash dogs for fun and adventure

^ ................

< ................

v ................

^?????

< going out with the roomie to get a few drinks

v come join us

^ yumm, but i went out last night. sunday funday
< thinks her liver might explode
v thinks it is funny