^ Is correct, USPS rules
< Doesn't know what USPS stands for (j/k)
V Missed me on the forums

^--- didn't guess very well who would be next
<--- uses usps more in one day than most people do in one year
\/--- missed breakfast because they were in a hurry

^ FedEx best out there

< still waiting for the Tracking Number to show up in the UPS system for his rims

V hates DHL

^ secretly loves DHL
< Cant Spell For S*T
v understands

^ needs to go back to school

< my mom works for the USPS

V wants to go out for dinner

^wants to pay for my dinner
<mmm, food
v wants to also pay for my dinner...

^ needs to eat
< can't afford to pay for his dinner
\/ might be a better candidate to pay for his dinner

^ eats alot
< will pay, as long as its free
v will pay for desert

^ Sure...bot only if he puts out
< Is just kidding...has a girlfriend
V Is actually considering it

^ needs to post a pic (nvm...)
< has decided to by HIS own dinner
V thinking about getting me a restaurant gift card

^ sure from a lunch truck
< will be going to get his taxes done
v has not done his/her either

^ wrong filed early feb and have long spent the refund

< wishes he still had the refund

V will not get a refund

^ spent the refund on dinner
< you are correct, almost, a 280$ return
v struck it rich in their return

^ funny guy, is probly true
<filed over net but most likely did em wrong
v will share tax refund with me 50/50

^ is smokin' crack

< is not sharing refund

V is hoping they get $5000+ back from refund

^ I was, but I got $600
< Spent it on glasses, an alarm, and gin
V Drank all the gin!

^ with juice my nizzle?

< gettin ready for bed

v stayin up late

^is correct
<only cuz im goin to a lil kids party
vlikes lil kids parties

/\ pssssh no way

< its my birthday!!

\/ lets party like its 1999

^partying as we speak
<wants directions to party
v dont kno wat a real party is like..

/\ real parties are awsome, forget those fake ones....lame

< i gotta use to toilet

\/ ever held it in so long u got sick?

^ did you go yet?

< when nature calls I answer.

v pees in the snow

^ yep

< has short name, easy to write in snow

v pees in bed

^ well it IS a water bed!

< Wishing the Reign a Happy B-Day!

v Will join in the singing!

^:in singing voice to reign: Happy birthday toooo you...

< my birthday is only 3 months 18 days 12 hours and 40 minutes away

V will tell us how long away their birthday is...

^ its april 24th

< will not participate in ups vs. fed ex wars

V ____ed i brought up ups vs. fed ex gang war.

^ screw ups and fedex

< uSps is the only way to go

v can guess who I work for

^ works for a quasi-government agency

< works for the nations largest Wireless company

V will tell us who they work for

^ has no life
< works for the evil corporation of blockbuster
v will ask for free rentals

^ oooh oooh can I get free rentals?

< does have a life..

V will ponder the meaning of life

^ no free rentals for you! come back 3 months!
< is waiting for ups to deliver my exhaust
v wishes they had my exhaust

^ keep waiting

< is waiting for USPS to deliver custom speedo face

v wishes they had my speedo face

^ not really the frankenstein motif wouldnt look right with the lava

< is waiting on UPS to deliver my Rims

V wishes they had my rims

^ nope, I just put my TRD 18s back on! VERY HAPPY!

< missing lunch, ____ed

v will maybe bring me some lunch?

^ would if i could

< but can't, so i won't

v saw that coming a mile away

^ too predictable
< missed lunch, but can afford to
v is eating something creamy

^ just realized, shouldnt have missed lunch after all
< just finished a cup cake with chocolate frosting
v wish u had a cupcake with special frosting

^ EEEEEWWWW!

< Will hopefully get lunch shortly. Maybe Wendy's, maybe BK...

v will help me decide.

^ BK Angus Burger!
< wants BEEF
v will grill me a steak

^ wants beef :rofl:
< has the beef :lalala:
v wheres the beef? :loser:

^ has a very dirty mind :wink:
< still wants a steak
v thinks Rugby is a just a kind of shirt

^ rugy is real (euro) mans sport

< football is the shiznit

v and not that euro football crap (its soccer damnit)

^ Okay okay, I get your point!
< In a strangely good mood for 3:00 pm on a Friday.
V Loves Dan the Automator as much as I do!

^ its 3 over there
<its 12:15 here
v what time is it over there?

^wrong
<dont kno dan the automator
v dont kno and dont care about dan the automator

^ synchrnicity

< its 2:30 here

v dan who?

^ Dan Tanna, Dan Marino, Danny Partridge
< just had 2 Sobe Adrenaline Rushs in 2 minutes
v Needs a thesaurus

^ doesn't know where to find another word for thesaurus

< needs lunch

v cannot imagine how beautiful the weather is today

^ you are correct sir

< starting to forget what outside smells like

v bag it and send it to me

^ Filthy river air? Sure, if you really want it.
< New favorite word is fitment, and plan to use it at Old Navy this weekend.
V New favorite word is Tweel.

^ nope, sorry, still stuck on "bro"

< looking forward to partying in KC this weekend

v gonna come join their Scion "bros" in KC

^ has the weekend off?
< isnt going to KC
v wants to make me dinner

^ is going to KFC for dinner

< installing Injen CAI tonight. (it's gonna suck...Cold Air that is)

v is a big fan of Pootie

^ Hope you have light to install that intake
< no KFCs around here
v wants to give me a back rub

^ trying but can't reach, besides I prefer to give front rubs (but not to you)

< has electricity in garage (We're practically civilized out here, indoor plumbing too)

v will make fun of me (about using too many parentheticals)

^ no such luck

< just had custom speedo face installed

v wants to see it

^ You're right, I do.
< Pootie fan (duh)
V Thinks the word duh is unbelievably dumb

^ (duh) it could be worst is kool cuz of Pootie
< Is at work as usually just waiting for Jonny Zero to start
v has no idea what Jonny Zero is

^ groundzero - Jonny zero, do I detect a pattern? (he's like the poster boy for the phrase "No good deed goes unpunished")

< knows way more about TV than anyone should

v probably sports a Kill Your Television bumper sticker...

^ nope

< watching mtv dribble

v likes watching dribble

^ yes, but only when it involves ice cream and boobies

< likes the boobies

v also likes the boobies!!

^ loves the boobies

< loves the boobies

v loves the boobies

^ getting more predictable, but is still making me laugh

< has radio show in 45 mins

v wants to tune in!

^ type of music?

< likes radio......it has knobs....like boobies kinda

v thinks im on too much pain medication

^ it's the best damn rock and roll show on the planet!

< thinks radio rocks!

v wants to listen, wants to listen, wants to listen...

/\ i want to listen to this song, but i dont know its name

<ill find it im sure

\/help me...its called (i think) widow? its a new song

^ no help here

< dont listen to much new stuff

v should listen to nick cave or morphine

^ should check out the new Ludacris CD

< still wants to call them "albums"

v too young to know how many channels there were on an 8-track

/\ 8

< i think the 24th is forcing itself to stay away as long as possible...bastard

\/ would u do a fat chick if no one else but u would know?

^ too old to kno that cd's are out and ipod's and mp3 players are in

<wats an 8 track??

v wants some new technology to play music on...

/\ u didnt answer my question...im guess that means uve already boned a fat chick and dont want anyone to know

< no fat chicks here!!

\/ is drifting hard?

^ to the core

< would like to drift if had the $$$ to support

v will you support me?

^poor
<need support myself
v wanna help a brotha out???

^ not my brother, sorry

< performing world's slowest CAI install

v loves watching the Food Network channel

^ loves watching people watch the food network channel

< going to try a one-handed rear wiper removal today

v help?

^ is going to be busy doing what with the other hand?
< is now awake
v needs to be woken up

^ it's about time
< has been awake for 2 1/2 hours now
v woke up 10 minutes ago and is already on ScionLife

^^ other hand be broke

< been awake for 45 minutes and been SL for 40

v still not awake

^ tells me im not awake but that's weird cause im here

< wishes he really wasn't awake

v probably still not awake even after the awake talk

^ needs to wipe the "sleepies" out of his eyes

< Has been awake for a while, and is anticipating gettin' drunk later today

V Will be celebrating Patty's Day early, like me!

^ ummm....nope

< getting ready for nap

v loves naptime

^ Wrong, I can't sleep when it's light out
< Is gonna see Be Cool today
V Loooooooves The Rock

^ I wouldn't say LOVE, but yea...

< Is jealous of ^

V Doesn't care to see Be Cool

/\ ill go see it just to make fun of him. "man! im scootchin!"

<another day of work...also one day closer to the PSP and all its holy glory

\/ what should i do wmy DS? and no im not giving it to you

^ sell it on eBay

< wants a PSP

v buy me one?

^ no.
< wants fried chicken for lunch, but will settle for Twizzlers and a Mt. Dew
v smells nice

^thank u
< havent taken a shower in a week
v doesnt kno wat a shower feels like

^bathe lately?

<kinde digging sponge baths

vgave me my last sponge bath

^ forgot it was supose to be a secret

< hung over and bored at work

V is gona return the favor and give me a sponge bath...

^ heck no only bathe myself and my future car
< finally got his new iPod and wants to go buy the RS 2.0 xB at Scion of Glendora (black wheels and yellow on black leather)
V wants to get it for me

^ in your dreams

< is eatting ju ju bee's i'll be picking at those inbetween my teeth for weeks on end :D

v want so ju ju bee's???

^wont brush his teeth for awhile either
<dont like juju bee's
vgonna tell us their fav. candy

^ chocolate anything

< watching Eurotrip

v seen it?

^ not yet
< wants to see it
V seen it

^ has seen it

< eh besides the green alien not worth it

V best t&a movie of all time is

^ american pie 1 n 2 hell with the 3
< watches jerry bruckheimer films and shows!
v do you like jerry's films?

^ likes jerry's kids

< just watched Chappelles show

v thinks its funny

^ heck yeah
< wishes Adorian will get to keep her tC and get revenge on her soon to be ex- husband
V thinks the same

^ umm....who?

< woohoo OSU won!

v umm....who?

^ here you go this a link http://www.scionlife.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=51318&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0
< is working on a small project with making Scion keychains into RS colors(only the Scion word part). Already got Hot Lava and Absolutely Red done, and BOP working on Solar Yellow as of now.
V thinks what I am doing is cool

^ thats a lot of words

< keeps it short

v like him

^short
<simple
vsweet (or not)

^ is very very sour lemon

< is a one bad lemon

v what about the lime???

^ in a corona thank you

< beer over hard drinks

v will take beer and hard drinks

^ lush

< likes beer.....ummmm.....fat tire

v should try Fat Tire

^i got a flat tire...but wats a fat tire??
<will be lookin for a fat tire at the next party or club
v will tell me wat a fat tire is

^ Fat Tire is a beer by New Belgium Brewing comp.

< loves everything by New Belgium

V tried any?

/\ sorry i dont listen to hip-hop (bet no one knowswhat thats from)

< work today, 2 days off afterwards. ^_^

\/mon. and tue. are bad days off right?

^ you lost me with the hip/hop reference

< off for next 6 months

v did you get the hip/hop reference?

^ huh what

< folds he tp before he wipes

v do you fold or ball up your tp before you wipe???

^ still hasnt finished wiping
< folds
v play poker??

^ no I don't know how
< wants to learn
V will teach me

^aight, morongo
<needs to make money fast, easiest way...POKER
vwill be someone that wont let this thread die...

/\ naw. (the hip hop referance is from south park: the movie)

< i want some chinese food

\/ do u like ramen?

^ was hungry at the time
< loves ramen
v will continue to post about food

^ likes sushi

< likes sushi

V likes sushi

^loves sushi

<loves sushi

v loves sushi

^ just likes the fishy smell

< loves seseme chicken

v reeeeeeally likes dog treats

^ has an obsession with sesame chicken
< only likes the dog treats that are lamb flavored
v goes to try some of his dog food...

^ Snausages.
< Wants some people food for lunch though.
V Is gonna tell me what to get.

^ get sushi
< wants sushi
v knows where to get the best sushi

^ no can do

< eating cookies

v cookie monster

^ needs to tell me where Lawton, OK is.

< "let me touch your cookies, let me eat your cookies" -Cindarella (the band, not the chick)

v still thinking I'm hilarious!

^ I <3 Alex, he's so funny!
< My office smells like burned toast
V Will pull some strings and get me a better office maybe.

^^ down by the Texas border

< doesn't have any strings to pull

v you want six dollars for what?

^ should check out the plains forum to know why I asked.

< would use $6 for "entertainment purposes"

v should pick up the phone!

^ just answered phont

< checked out Plains...long distance relationships don't work

v do they?

^ They certainly do NOT.
< Is ready to go home, already.
V Has an unhealthy obsession with De La Soul.

^ is wrong, it's with Veruca Salt (not the band)

< is at about 89% of Recommended Yearly Allowance of Girl Scout Cookies

v prefers Brownies

^ likes Samoas best
< only like my own special brownies
v prefers Thin Mints

^ acually prefers your "special" brownies

< is stuck at work till 9pm 2nite :tap:

v also wants your "special" brownies

^ you are correct!

< eating chocolate chip cookies

v want some?

/\ naw i got ice cream

< i had sex0rs tonight ^_^

\/ dryspell?

^ you mean spell dry?

< spelling DRY...

V can you dry spell?

^makes everything confusing
<spelling dry as i write
V new topic or no topic, lol...

^ has a box of toys

< has toy boxes

v has boy toxes

^ how did you know?
<wonders if this thread will reach 1000 posts (hint hint)
v thinks it will reach 1000 posts

^ is correct
< I know it will....some of us have no life
v wants a cuddle

^ damn skippy

< not liking insurance companies right now

v works for an insurance company

^ not even close
< works for a credit union
v might work for a retailer

^is right on

< works for a coffee retailer

v is an unemployed slob

^ not unemployed...

< .....but currently becoming a slob

v passing the torch

^ thanks, slob
<getting two jobs
Vwill rhyme cuz his uncle is bob

^ you know, I think you're right
< is really all sweetness and light
v is gonna take the next out of town flight

^ I'm afraid not

< thinking about starting to smoke pot

v would, but afraid they would get caught

^did, but then got busted
<thinks dwarves can't be trusted
v is wearing something crusted

^ don't talk about my underwear

< asked mom to wash them but she didn't care

v thinks i dance like Fred Astaire

^ dances on his toes
< has a stuffy nose
v really wants to meet Rose

^ likes rhymes
< doesn't really like mimes
v could write for the New York Times

^ rhyming freaks, take it outside.

< broke the flow

v was raised as an Elf

^ They shunned me once I hit my current height.
< Getting my alarm installed tomorrow, YAY.
V Knows better than to mess with my car after today.

I own this page.

^ tallest Elf on record
< would never mess w/ your ride
v would do Smurfette

^ who wouldn't?

< has a blue tongue now

v laughing hysterically!

^ twisted......I like it!
< still giggling uncontrollably
v has never seen a smurf

^ Wrong sista!

< had a 3some with Smurfette and Papa smurf

v Gotta go 4 the experienced ones

^ watch out for those STD's (Smurf Transmitted Diseases)
< wants to tango
v wants to teach me

^ :rofl:

< teaches women how to dance between sheets

v teaches the robot

^ dances with wolves
< dances like Will Smith
v has never seen Will Smith dance

^ dances like will smiths cousin on fresh prince of bel air

< dances like justin timberlake

v has no idea what i'm talking about

^ unfortunately I do

< would rather dance like Napoleon!

v loves that

< yes, I do
< really wants an Adult beverage
v has one waiting for me

^ how about a PBR?

< Needs someone to mail him some Fat Tire

v lost again

^ is that peanut butter and rhubarb?
< gets to leave soon
v wishes they could, too

^ True Dat!
< Is jonesing for some Flaming Lips
v Knows what I'm talking about

^ should listen ti Nick Cave

< listening to Nick Cave

v Doesn't know what I'm talking about

^ what the heck are you talking about

< got new rims today via UPS

V wishes they got some cool rims today

^corret, and congrats, where da pix?
<lookin at rims, foind some, waiting for tax returns
v wants o sell me some tires for the rims i dont have..

^If you want the stock tires, then sure.
< Obliterating a package of Sugar Wafers
v In the process of counting to 19...

^ 17...18...annnd 19

< cant wait for new rims to be on the box

V will go see the my rim thread here (http://www.scionlife.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=618354#618354)

^ 20, 21, 22.....

< Now listening to Morphine

v heard of 'em?

^ Yes.
< Listening to Everlast.
V Has a House of Pain shrine.

^ is everlast still alive?

< dollar, dollar bill ya'all

v got it?

^ Got it. And yeah. New album last fall.
< Jumping around.
V Do you know the way to San Jose?

^ Hang a left in HoCo and take 70 out there..

< burned his mouth on pizza

V Give it away give it away now

^ I swear to God we had a customer in today named Wilbur See

< Thought Will would find that funny

v will tell me to go to bed and dream about JDM auto folding mirrors.

^ ooooh JDM auto folding mirrors...

< haha why they always gotta jock me

V has seen the incredibles

^wrong, but has nice rims
<waiting for nice rims and hopefully tires
v last movie u saw?

^ needs to see the incredibles
< is incredible
v wants to be incredible like me

^ has big ego

< is incredible, but not like ^

v seen Constantine?

^ is wrong
< would like to see constantine
v has seen the fast and the furious 1 to many times

^ is 3 fast 3 furious (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/222150)

< just woke up and is typing this from bed

V wishes they were still in bed

^ totally!

< saw Constantine last night, not impressed:
"Like, I'm totally here to exorcise your demons dude!"

v still thinks I'm funny

^ did you change your avatar?

< is gonna was his box today

V should chug a red bull right now

^ will have a clean box today
< needs to chug a red bull but is at work so I can't get one
v might be a human being between the ages of 1 and 100

^ ooooh, sorry, turned 101 yesterday! Play again later!

< yeah, but it's still my car Will.

v likes the new shot better anyway.

^ huh?
< ugh you again?
V what are you looking at?

^ umm.....a pokemon?

< needs some coffee

v likes alex's butt shot better

^ shouldn't make such assumptions
< is tired of working... anyone who feels the need to give me a million dollars, pm me
v probably isn't going to give me a million dollars

^ might give you a dolla bill

< if i had a million

v got a mil?

^ gosh, you're astute!
< needs a coffee, NOW!!
v drinks something other than coffee

^ to answer your question yes

< became a millionaire last week actually from my great uncle who passed away

v wishes they were my brother now

^ how about a long lost sister?
< needs an old uncle
v wanna be my uncle??

^ why do you need an OLD uncle
< needs a starbucks
v would like to go get me a starbucks

^^ can i just pretend to be your brother?
^ I will be your uncle

< bad influence as an uncle

v be my sugar momma?

^ yes, but only if you're a very, very good boy
< Is already bored at work
v will amuse us with a song

^ will you settle for a yodel

<YOOOOODDDDDDAAAAAAHHHHHHHLLLLLLLAAAAAAAYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEE-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

V will yell at me for using caps

^ DAMN PEOPLE USING ALL CAPS!!

< only uses caps for EMPHASIS!!

v will correct my spelling.

^ everything is spelled right
< is going to lunch now
v wants to go to lunch with me

^ have fun @ mickey d's

< just ate my last 2 choc. chip cookies

v send me more

^ Tollhouse or Chipsahoy?
< feeling queasy
v thinks "queasy" is funny

^is feeling less queasy
< is freezing and drinking a milkshake from McDonalds
v is a post whore


look... I started a new page

^ And I'm proud of it.
< Is freezing and drinking a triple latte.
V Is scorchin'!

^ yeah, a fever will do that
< wants to lay down
v bring me a gingerale and a hot water bottle?

^ well okay, but if you want to get better VODKA!!

< learned that from my Russian buddies

v will support me on that one

^ Moscow Mule sounds about right
< has some Russian buddies, too
v can say "no" in Russian

^ nyet

< is beat from washing and waxing my box

V will wash and wax my box next time

^ wash your own box

< had to tell an ex-girlfriend that once

v thinks i'm joking

^ was she Russian too?

< oh, that was bad. Lord, I apologize for saying that about the Russians and be with the starving Pygmies down there in Africa, amen.

v still thinkin' I'm funny

^ still rollin'

< can appreciate good/bad humor

v has no idea what we are talking about

^ thinks he knows whats going on

< knows that he will one day be a MAN!!!!

v has no idea that i am talking about them on another thred!!

< still looks good in a thing!!! :eyebrow: :rofl:

^ is that "thing" or "thong"??
< feeling a little better
v is confused

^ prolly right

< what's going on? did someone say my name???

v gonna smack a dealer who doesn't know what they're doing for me!

:rofl: :rofl:

^ is totally right


< did mean thong


v Lost in this vast network of lise true shame and is also waring a thong!! :rofl:

^ yes.
< yes !
v yes?

^ Huh?
< ready for some dinner.
V making me a salad as we speak!

^might be, but it'll cost ya!

< loves to cook, and bake, and simmer

v won't get the horrible metaphors used above

^ your eatting hot dogs instead from the microwave mmmmmm exploded hot dogs godda love it

< knows the answer your going to ask before you ask it

v guess what the answer i got is

^ 42

< thinks that HAL still doesn't beat the Hypno Toad!

v agrees

^think again

< i'm pointless now

v remembers what ignition points were and how awful they are to set!!!

^ nice pic of points

< had 'em on my 56 Pontiac (see profile)

v will see profile

^ thanks dude

< i'm still pointless :rolling:

v thats right

^ okay, pointless, that's kind of funny, okay, still no 'toad, but cool!

< ripped the points off his chopper first thing! Boyer Brandsen elec. ign. now!

v has no idea what I just said!

^ huh?

< going to bed

v with yo momma

^ don't even know my momma

< *sniff*

V pls kick ^ @$$ for me

^ Cruising Tulsa to beat on FrankenScion

< Eating Tatertots

V Walking off the job tomorrow!!

^ bring it on, I'm Rick James, _____!

< not walking anywhere

v bringing me lunch

^ didn't bring me lunch yesterday ( quid pro quo )
< can't believe I just said quid pro quo
v doesn't understand the value of quid pro quo

^ So true!

< tong riped at the simes last night. :rofl:

v would love to see me in a thong and still dose not get the game.

^ is that supposed to be "thong ripped at the seams"?

< not sure if I want to see anybody on here in a thong

v you wearing a thong?

:rofl:

^ yes

< needs an auto spell check buttone fused to his head

v still has no clue waht is going on in the thread

^ wrong
< may be clueless but understands the thread and can spell
V smell ya later

:P ^ likes to smell me!!!!

< tong is chafing the crack .... :rofl:

v agrees with every thing that is said about him/her :eyebrow:

^ tHong!

< denies everything

v knows all about plausible deniability

^ Oh yes.
< Got told my pigtails make me look "young and yum."
V Agrees that I work with a bunch of pedophiles.

^ I had no idea our sales staff hired you!

< waving from the Parts Dept.

v wants a bananananana

^ Is going to give me said banana because I'm brizoke.
< Seriously, I'm hungry, give me that banana.
V Will send me a banana boquet.

^ ya um banana

< starting a new trend called the thong tong. for those hared pick strings

v Totaly agrees to this idea and would also like a banana

^ is a trend setter

< will follow the trend if given a banana

v would also like a banana

^ no thanks

< give me and apple instead

V will you give me an apple?

^ how 'bout a nice tall glass of shut the f up?

< really a good-natured guy

v knows I'm kidding

^ is as serious as a broken hand and foot!

< gonna get green in a few hours

v also gettin' green!

^ damn skippy, every day... :wink:

< is NOT pleased with HP support...

v french kisses the blarney stone

^ already green with envy

< has green ink in tattoos, does that count?

v got any tats?

^ Just a rat-a-tat-tat from my gat (On tha streets of LA, wonderin' where the P*^%$ at)

< not a fan of needles

v addicted to smack

^ addicted to love

< I'm a dic, I'm addicted to you!

v he's not an addict, no

^ i @$*ING HATE THAT @#$ ^%$! SONG :flame:

< :lol:

v guess what i just said???

^ My heart just stopped
< Ahh, there it goes
v Or does it?

^ need a shock?

< see the "worst kiddie ride ever" string

v NOW...............go see it now!

^ Ew.
< Wants to go to the beach. NOW.
V Is gonna come with me.

^Sure, why not?
< Is listening to Yoshimi Battle the Pink Robots
v Wishes they were a pink robot