^ no

< I'M NUMBER 1000 BEYOTCHES!

v your 1001

^ I'm only 1001 because i LET you be 1000.
< And I think it's beyotchresses.
V Is coming to the beach with me and Nate!

^ Is only a biatch on days that end in Y
< Likes eating little Debbie ... snack cakes that is.
v likes eating brownies

^ has a sweet tooth

< only like brownies in uniform

v thinks i'm either really cool or a sick bastard

^ your cool with me
< likes em a lil older
v agrees, with age comes knowledge :wink:

^ I agree.
< Ready for a nap.
V Gonna wake me up at 9 Eastern?

^ wrong I gotta be up at 8:15

< is druink

V wishes they had my life

^ is drunk and no thanks

< happy with his life

V also content with his/hers

^ is content

< would consider having someone elses left foot and left wrist

v hand (and foot) 'em over!

^ it's too early to be handing out body parts
< kinda tired of being at work everyday so early
v have you noticed it's always the same people that post?

^ shouldn't ask cosmic questions like that

< not noticing anything

v knows that everyone in this game posts naked!

^ ummm....where did you hide the camera?

< looking for spy cams

v also not noticing anything

^ Huh? What?

< Wonders where his spy cam is hidden (it's cold in here)

v knows and isn't telling, b/c he or she installed it.

^ I don't know what you're talking about
< pleading the 5th ( and drinking it too)
v is confused

^ already drinking?....ouch

< drinking a diet vanilla pepsi.........and not ___

v doesn't drink diet soda

^ You are correct, sir
< Fruit Punch Gatorade!
v Is as hydrated as they come

^ is right...
< needs a drink
v will go drinking with me tonight

^ drinking with Tylox makes me sweat

< trys to avoid sweating

v sweating to the oldies right now

^Couldn't be more wrong
< Also not that into sweating
v If you want to destroy my sweater...

^ Is halucinating cause I don't really drink that often... :crazy:

< Can't wait to see what my xA RS1 can do at the track... 8)

v Probably can't bang the corners then flow into the straightaways as well as I can... :D

^ has too many cars

< has 2

v lookin' for love in all the wrong places

^ < drinking a diet vanilla pepsi.........and not ___ RIGHT!! wink wink

< lookin' for love in sooooo many faces..

v stop, colaborate, and listen!

^ Couldn't figure out my " ~X=Gone " symbols (I only have 3 cars now and 1 Motorcycle... Is that too many?)

< Loves: Fiance', Driving, & Adrenaline... Can't go wrong looking in those places...

v Probably wondering how this thread got to be 41 pages long and counting...


Edit: I took too long to post... this should've been one slot up... Guess I should stopped, colaborated, and listenned...

^ absolutely

< did figure out x=gone thing...just can't afford that many vehicles...lol

v lucky to have 1 car

^ you are correct sir

< hap hap happy with the recent lowered xb

V gonna kidney punch me for saying hap hap happy

^ No worries I won't punch you for being so happy

< Will be happy once he gets his xb

V Is screwing off while at work.

^ couldn't be furthur from the truth
< just told a lie to ^
V thinks < shouldn't have lied to ^

^ Screwing Off?
< has no idea what he's talking about
v will tell me

^ doesn't realize I already posted
< beat ^ to the draw
v has something profound to say

^ Ahh!
< Thinking of something profound to say
v In order to achieve a goal that you've set for yourself, you will need to become a different person. Once you've become that person, you will no longer desire that which you seek.

Right?

^ ummm.....word!

< think I got it

v has no clue what ^ said

^ is right
< has no clue what < said
v thinks ^ is clueless

^ Is wrong

< Thinks Clueless was a cool movie... (When I was Twelve or something...)

v Will definately flame me for referencing such a lame movie as Clueless...! (And I deserve it!)

^ whatever floats your boat

< still like willy wonka and the choc. factory

v thinks I'm a dork

^ Takes one to know one!

< Can't believe he got sucked into this silly yet entertaining game...

v Someone who has probably already posted here...?

^ you know that's right
< been away too many days
v is glad to see me back

^ didn't miss much!

< is gonna spend money on his box now that Spring has sprung.

v thinks "sprung" is an extremely funny word

^ Huh, Huh,... "Sprung!" He said sprung...

< Is leaving work now so won't see many more posts for a while...

v Can't add 2 + 2 and get the correct answer... :rofl:

^ 22. Simple.
< Lives in Silver Sprung and can show you photographic evidence that that is what it's called.
V Will not ask for said evidence.

^^ so once my teacher said "What's 1 + 1?" and I said 3... And she said "NO" and I said "Check the binary system"
^ Is correct... I will not be asking
< doesn't really know why he explained all that
v doesn't know what the binanry system is

:blah: ^ 10010100101110110000101000..... HAHAHAHAHa

< dose know the binery dance.....

v u think u know but u have no idea.....

^ impressive display of binary-ism
< really having trouble adding 2+2 right now
v wishes they were at the first annual St. Pat's / Divorce paryt last night

^ Damn straight, you should have called me!
< Really wants to try the Formula 50 VitaminWater so I can get muscles and a mush mouth.
V Is also a dork who watches VH1 incessantly.

^ Has more street cred than me
< Hates vh1, but misses Pop Up Video
v Was at Tom Petty's Storytellers

^ watches "The Postman" just for the Petty Scenes

< wasn't at Storytellers, but went to the RICHARD Petty experience.

v thinks that's hella cool!

^ must've loved the richard petty experience

< doesnt know what's going on here (this posts still alive?!?)

V will continue the post and carry on a new tradition :)

^ Hey how'd you know that...?

< Now home from work. (No I don't have a 3 hour commute, just lots of stops to make...)

v Doesn't know why 6 is afraid of 7...!

^ because 7 ate 9

< just got back from car show

v hi!

^ Just returned from an event showcasing vehicles

< Has a horribly corny sense of humor... :loser:

v Just finished reading this entire thread, (All 42 pages thus far...)

^ umm.........nope!

< getting website done this weekend....woohoo! :clap:

v envious

^ well, sorta, but I already got a site!

< curious if the show had proper wheelchair accessability...

v thinks that's an odd question but will answer anyway

^ yes they did..........

<....ramps are fun!

v wants to join my new cool club

^ if you pay me

< bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb company

v says one of the best lines in blazing saddle

^ if you insist!

< badges? We don't need no STEEEEKING badges!

v your turn, you better bring IT!

^ used the only line I know

< really baaaaad memory

v thinks he knows why memory is so, but he's wrong

^ ok

< we need a s&$! load of dimes, candy gram for mongo

v now do a great line from space balls or history of the world part one

^ I'm on it!

< It's Mega Maid Sir, she's gone from suck to blow!!

v how about one from Strange Brew?

^ dunno what that is
< gonna go see Be Cool and see my girlfriend Christina Milian and wants to get an xB
V will buy an xB toy for me

^ need to wake up

< going to bed soon

V half past dead

^^ WAIT now, you don't know Strange Brew? Stop whatever you're doing and go rent it NOW!

^went to bed very late

< is already at work again.

v thinks that's sad (and will quote Strange Brew to prove it!)

^ sorry........that whole bad memory thing

< can quote Tombstone

v "you gonna do something, or just stand there and bleed?"

^ should get a new tat of some good lines to quote. That will help the memory!

< I'm your Huckleberry!

v C'mon, one last go for the McKenzie brothers???

^ You're no daisy!

< has kids b=days tattooed on leg

v thinks i'm sad

^ yeah cause its on your cast :wink: or with per. marker

< what huge knockers, why thank ya docta

v make that movie quote its an easy one

^ ummm, The Man With Two Brains?

< Jelly doughnut commin', eh?

v thinks it's sad I had to do the quote myself, but will quote something with John Travola to make me feel better.

^ umm...Halle Barry's boobs from Swordfish?

< screw Kansas and Syracuse, blew out half my brackets

v thinks bracket busters rule

^ yeah, I watched my buddy cry when Kansas blew it last night!

< thinks bra busters rule!

v agrees.

^^^Young Frankenstein!
^ you are correct! :wink:
< wants a Sobe Adrenaline
V will quote from history of the world part II

^ Should have the Sobe Nirvana instead, it's super happy drink #1!

< "I'm a stand up philosopher." "Stand up philosopher? Oh, you're a bullsh*tter." "Yes." "Well, did you bullsh*t today?"

v will forgive me for the Cliff's Notes version of that sequence.

^ you are forgiven

< doesn't have a clue what Alex said

v looking forward to www.scikotics.com to be up and running

^ needs to watch History of the World part II
< can't find the Sobe Nirvana
v "....is only pawn in game of life"

^ trur, true

< needs to watch a lot of stuff

v how about "monty python and the the holy grail"?

^ " I command you to find me......a SHRUBBERY!"
< is listening to some kick-___ Santana
v Life of Brian????

^ hell yeah, this is way better than working:

< "three shall be the number that is counted and the number of the counting shall be three. Four would be one too many and two one two few. Five is RIGHT OUT then as the counting shall number three."

v gimmie something with Val Kilmer or Nicole Kidman.

^ too freakin' slow!!

< fine then: "Don't hit my hair, I work really hard on my hair and then you just come by and hit it!"

v okay, Kidman is yours then.

^^^^^ there was no history of the world part two if there was there would be jeeewwwwsssss in spaaaaacccceeee and see hitler on ice

< who are you, i'm barf, not in here you don't, what are you, i'm a MOG, a what, a MOG half man half dog, i'm my own best friend :rolling:

v boy i just made this thread more enjoyable :D don't you think

^^ " I'm a courtesan."
^ "Funny, she doesn't look Druish."
< needs a social life
v more Monty Python

^ i fart in your general direction

< tis but a flesh wound

v your turn

^ :clap:
< now listening to Me First and the Gimme Gimme's
v how about.... "Dave's not here, man"

^ needs to break out the 5 6 7 8s to really get the groove going!

< "Mr. Big is Bud Good! No, no, we should tail Bud Good to Mr. Big! Yeah, that's it, Noodles, get the car!"

v Allright, do Pee Wee now (and not like that Jon!)

^ "I know you are, but what am I?"
< just had lunch. Sorry that I did.
v trying to stay awake

^ word!

< website is getting closer

v wants to help organize huuuuge midwest/plains meet

^ does that mean you'll show up in Denver in June?

< been sorta gettin' that rollin'...

v is gonna say "me too!!"

^ gonna be there?

< when in June?

v answer my questions?

^ I live in Dallas... how am I supposed to know
< lives in Dallas
v what about you?

^ you're supposed to know everything...You're on ScionLife!
< in Mary-Land, so no, I won't be in Denver
V would like to visit Maryland

^ just to see Rose

< still wating on Denver details

v go to big-boys.com

^ gave me a bad link

< will be in Denver for the Scinergy Meet in the Middle 2005 June 17-19 along with 30+ other Scions and probably 50+ owners. Plans include a dealership show, scenic drives, dinner together, etc. (who knew this game would be informative?).

v thinks that sounds hella fun!

^ finally got the link to work

< is having a slow internet at home day

v won't be me again but still thinks MITM is hella fun!

^ funny ____ huh?

< thinks MITM sounds doable...and fun

v howdy pardner

^its howdy doody or is it minnie pearl???

< works with two really annoying old guys at work that'll never retire :( yeah they'll get under your skin or finger nails just like that they just love to stir up bull plop!!!

V has no idea what i'm talking about!!!

^ neither, its oklahoman...lol

< doesn't understand why he can't sleep past 7:30

v can sleep all day if allowed

^ Is either really motivated or just not tired.
< busts his hump. needs a midday nap sometimes
v will probably call me old.

^ looks older than his age
< The Liger, It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.
v will probably quote the bible

^ "Jesus wept."
< Only bible verse I know.
V Thinks it's a pretty good verse anyway.

^ sure thing

< not a believer

V believer

^ beware

< is agnostic and i don't goto church i have better things to do with a 1 and half-2 hours of my life i could be doing like sleeping or look at dirty things (like my car that needs washing )

v is agnostic also

^ yep

< we're gonna get flamed

v please don't flame me....lol

^ There is nothing to flame about

< Is @ work bored as hell look at scionlife.com

v probably bored with nothing to do also!

^ needs to crank some tunes to alleviate the boredom

< not bored and not hungover either! Hooray!

v probably hungover, unless it's Jon in which case he'll be flying on pain meds!

^ close

< not flying but might be floating

v jus' chillin'

^ like a villian

< needs lunch

v wants to go to Costco with me.

^ I LOVE COSTCO!!
< Would go to Costco right now but it closes at 6.
V Prefers Sam's Club.

^ coctco?

< not in my state, love sam's though

v note........i said sam'S, not sam

^ sure did we got both
< wants a Scion dealer by Target (a lot of empty space for it) so I don't have to go all the way down the freeway or to Riverside
V thinks the same

^ dealer near a target... hmm you might be wrong in that assumption
< looking for a reason
v gave up looking for a reason

^ I said it because there is a lot of empty space near Target enough for like 3 dealers.
< is confused at why the Moreno Valley Auto Mall is 10 minutes down the freeway in the middle of nowwhere.
V wonders the same

^ opening my mind

< thought dealers were like Starbucks in CA

v also enlightened by this

No they aren't but Starbucks is everywhere out here. There is 1 in the area I live and 1 in Riverside. ANd in LB there are at least 3 Toyota dealers.

^ thinks he's gonna get away with breaking the chain here...

< ain't lettin' that happen

v will be bBlover redeeming himself with something witty!

^ yeah sorry bout that
< will hope they make a Speedway Blue (Tacoma blue) or Cosmic Blue Metallic (Matrix and Solara light blue) RS xB
V thinks the same

^ good work! huh, insightful too!

< heard that it will actually be the Tundra blue color (the name of which I will have to look up again).

v thinks that ain't half bad though...

^ that color is Speedway Blue

< drools over that color

V cleans up my drool

^ Is correct
< would like to see the sweet Lexus pearl white on a tC
v jumped out of their seat in a fevered fury... upset that they did not think of that.

^ hands him a mop to clean up his own drooly mess

< ???

v !!!

^ POW!!!

< BANG!!!!

V ZORT!!

^^^ actually the Speedway Blue is a Tacoma color and that only.
grizzly_choppers this color:
http://www.toyota.com/images/vehicles/tundra/gallery/color/photo_8.jpg or this one:
http://www.toyota.com/images/vehicles/tundra/gallery/color/photo_6.jpg if that one that is the RS 2.0 xA color.
< thinks it should be Speedway Blue
V thinks the same

^ is correct

< loves Speedway blue...uh oh here comes the drool again

V mop and bucket to aisle 4

^ running to aisle 4
< thinks a simple Gold xB would be perfect Like a "Fort Knox" Edition
v won't agree publicly but desires it secretly

^ wrong

< Bright green xb, baby!

v come get some!

^ duke nukem wanna be

< YES IN YOUR FACE!!!

v has a code brown or a code yellow

^ not right now
<is hating life like always
V is happy

^ awww cheer up hot box...

< is about to go out to the bars

V wishes they could go out to the bars on a sunday night

^^ c'mon hotbox, you're #1 on SL
^ is correct

< wishes he could go out to a bar, period

v just watched Deadwood like me

^^^will get over it trust
^^Ditto
^true, and wrong
<also wish he could get into a bar
v will be hotbox or is eating

^ nope, sorry, ate already!

< is telling bBlover that it's the lighter one (at least that's the rumor) and the Pearl White was second choice for the tC 1.0

v will start a new SL rumor

^ ummm......Darren and Ashley are getting hitched

< hows that for a rumor?

v got one of your own?

^ this post got deleted
< found it in my email, now its back where it belongs
v had no idea the thread was gone

^ wrong

< searched high and low, thought my rumor ____ed off Darren

v thinks I'm right

^ maybe you did
< couldn't find this post for like 10 minutes
v couldn't find the post either

^ you're right, but I knew what happened

< did that previously

v did you hear about Darren and Ashley??

^ course I did

< I hear its going to happen soon

V did you hear about the engagement?

^^ Yeah, FrankenScion says they're getting Hitched... (Who's Darren and Ashley????)

^ How did they get engaged...? Anyone get down on one knee...

< Just got succked into the other "Game Thread"... (http://www.scionlife.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=42010)

v Will also join said thread and will wonder if this ^<v thread will ever reach as many pages...

^ been there from the beginning, I don't know about one knee, but I heard knees were involved

< Darren runs the site, Ashley is an "admin. assisstant"

v thinks this will reach word association proportions

^ oh yeah, it'll just take longer!

< I heard it will be a late summer wedding and that Daren's hiring one of the xB limos.

v thinks we're getting ourselves banned in 5...4...3...2...

^ Seems to know quite a bit about the whole "Darren and Ashley" thing...

< Definately feels this could reach 150+ Pages, we all just need to take some time off of work and opitch in to make it happen...!

v Thinks I use "..." too much when I type...

^ nah

< nobody important reads this thread

v except this person

^ Thinks I'm important...

< Thinking about going back and editing anything he may have written about "the engagement/wedding" to avoid being banned...

v Also thinks I type "..." too much...

^ You loves you some punctuation.
< Loves her some coffee.
V Loves him some more juicy SL gossip.

^ coffee.... elixir of life
< gossip? what gossip? All that I read here is truth......isn't it?
v is suddenly afraid of me

^ is thinking i am scurd but has not clue.

< is the fly guy with the bomb ride

v concurs

^ I don't know about that
<is ready to go home
v someone new

^ something borrowed

< something old

v something BLUE!

^ Quoting stuff for the "Wedding"

< At work...

v In California or maybe at least on the West Coast

^ You're waaaaay off
< Pondering what to have for lunch today
v Will have a great suggestion

^ um... McDonalds?
< going to eat Burger King
v will eat Taco Bell

^ ewww, taco bell!

< is eating skittles

v listens to The Game

^ wrong

< just ate double flet-o-fish

v ummm....yummy

^ mmmmm.....fish
< just had extra - rare pit beef
v wishes he had some

^ HELL YEAH!

< shake for lunch...

v sensible dinner???

^ hope so

< got a new sponsor......woohoo!

v wants a sponsor

^ will have the trickest car on the planet in a month, and still not be able to drive it!

< could totally do with a sponsor and should probably do something about it

v will post another useful tip, this time about aquiring sponsorship!

^ haha.......you velly fun boy.........lol

< would have helped Alex, before he tried to be funny

v doen't believe me

^ forgot lol!!!!1111 Should work on that accent. hahahahahahahahaha

< yeah, I didn't believe you

v will invent prostetic clutch foot for Jon.

^ ya right

<if i could i would bud i can't

v can do it but wish to do better things

^ wrong again, bucko

< will help, just drop a PM, AIM, YM....etc.

v ain't these internets fun.........yeehaw!

^ eh sometimes
< hates beiung number one , or at least feels sad and lame for being number 1
V doesnt know what i'm talking about.

^^ Oklahoma humor. I'm rolling.
^ You're right. Don't know, don't care
< actually thinks guys with a sense of humor are "cute"
v will now tell a joke

^ Horse walks into a bar, bartender says "Why the long face?" hahahahahaha
Two guys walk into a bar, third one ducks! hahahahahaha

< Telling hotbox he's #1 with me too!

v will also tell hotbox he's #1 in their own special way...

^^^ Take it as being an integral part of the Scion Life community
^^ He's #1 poster on SL

< can't handle women demanding humor (kinda hard to type fast)

v you make a joke

^ I married a musician. Hahahahahahahah!
< actually, I do care. Hotbox, you ARE # 1
v wants to get me a double shot espresso

^ that is funny

< got a removable splint today for my wrist.......woohoo!

v bring it!

^ rrrriiiiggghhhttt... not anytime in this century
< looking for a slightly used R6
v knows where I can find a slightly used R6

^ bring what?? the expreso?? it's on its way.

< would also like to tell a joke. You know you're a redneck when your stair master has an ashtray! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA :rofl:

v will now tell the joke to end all jokes.... and will bring me a soda stat!

^ sorry, but Carrot Top doesn't translate well into print.

< doesn't know of an R6 for sale, but does have a kickin' scooter he's selling!

v LOVES the scooter!

^ You know I do!
< Born to ride!
v Born to Boogie!

^ Dame Skippy

< Boogy Oggy Oggy in the Speedo!

v like to Boogy also some times in a speedo to.

^ but of course , no other way to live
< needs to drink as well as get a job
V wants to go drinking and gambling with me? please? (gives puppy dog face)

^ so true

< adicted to the $$ life.

v wishes he could aford the $$ life.

^Hell Yeah!
< really wants a Cosmo, for some strange reason
v knows whats in a Cosmo

^ yes but dose not contribut to the dilicuency of miners

< wants a hot toty

v would like to get any thing they can hot

^ yes but dose not contribut to the dilicuency of miners

^ :rofl:

< wish I was a miner

v has one of those cool mining helmets

^ yep,

< but I only use it in the bedroom

v can't spell

^ dame skippy can't spell....

< want to have a speshel mineing hate for the "Bedroom"

v would also like one

^ can't spell

< can spell, can't type, needs hat

v will provide said hat and a Caramel MooLatte

^ gawd, some peolple just want it all

< perfectly content

v doesn't believe me

^ cause you're "unbelievable"
< definitely wants it all
v gonna help me get it

^ some people want it all

< but I just want nothing at all

v 'cause everything means nothing, without you!

^ quit quoting bad songs

< still has sponsorship info up for grabs

v are you the one?

^ YES! ! !, pm me the info...
< going to check pm's for new message
v wishes he came earlier

^ Forrest Gump (came early, get it????)

< never made a deal about stopping the bad jokes

v slapping the old forehead right now!

^ bring on the bad jokes

< getting ready to eat homemade enchiladas

v yummy!

^ Indeed!
< Just ate a grapple, wasn't so yummy.
V Knows what a grapple is.

^ no
< :pray: wants info badly (spopnsership)
v explanes grapple to every one

^ grapple is a hook

< yeah

v get off my back

^ not on it

< i'm no monkey

v chill

^ Brrr. DONE!

< not sexist, but doesn't like working for a woman.

v always flies off the handle...

^^^grapple - a grape flavored apple
^ some women are cool to work for :wink:
< 2 kool 4 skool
v loves legos

^^^^grapples arent as good as they sound
^wants to be a corporate owner and become a bllionaire
<wants to work for ^ and be a millionaire
v will work as a garbage man

^ not!

< likes being a mailman

v just wants a job

^^^ i love legos i still buy 'em and play with 'em not as much that money is going to my car for hipo parts :wink:

^ i got a job

< is a lame tard

v know what i'm talking about

^ is not just a tard, quite possible a turd

< just joined this game, cracking up! gotta run to the gym

v says "welcome to last season!"

^ Welcome to last season!
< Is drinking Chai
V Wishes they had Chai as well, because it's so superior to Grapples.

^ is sipping Chic Chia Chai with Choo Choo Chocolates

< really, really gotta go to the gym, keep up this physique


v thinks I'm vain, until she parties with me ;)

^ welcome

< loves hot Chai

v has no idea what we are talking about

^ asked me "Whatcha talkin' 'bout, Willis?"

< Suddenly became omnipresent/omnipotent. Oh schnaps, it's gone now! Wah?

v will explain to the person after him in a 12-CD instructional box set for $199.99 (I get 5% cut, though!)

^ catching on real quick!
< can't sleep
v wants to buy my 12 - CD instructional box set for just $199.99

^ asleep yet?

< will take the 12 CDs without paying

V will trip unik_one from catching me

^ should have just asked me, I had downloaded it from the internet

< woken up at 2am by a lady friend who needed to come over and talk


v is wondering what "talk" really means

^ lucky you
< knows what "talk" means
v is a girl

^ not!

< getting ready to go get stitches taken out of foot

v wants to see my scars

^ Scars are hot.
< Some of them at least.
V Has a HUGE one where??

^ you don't want to know
< gonna get a new tat
v guess where?

^ is attracted to large...objects

< has a large......object.....


V wants to take pictures to prove to others that he has "seen it"


darn beat me to it!

^ impatiently waited for a girl to post so he could use "large...object"

< size doesn't matter

v has a digital camera

^ getting a tat of a phat cat in the hat

< is probably going to slap it while it's still sore

V thinks his mole is a tattoo

darn, beat me to it again!

^ Maybe YOUR mole, I know my own tattoos from moles.
< Got 2 books yesterday and can't wait to start readin'!
V Can play me some readin' music when I get home from work tonght so I can read in relative calm.

^ anything by Julian Bream...
< is knitting a poncho
v come hold my yarn

^ hehe, she said hold my yarn!

< holding

v still holding

^ hold your own yarn

< got my stitches out, all 25 of them

v still wants to see scars

^ hell yeah, work that cameraphone!

< appreciates the sponsorship pointers

v is only wearing one shoe.

^ planning the wedding in some really skimpy clothes

< knows the fast track to a banning!

v did you hear about the engagement too??

^ u better be
< gone for one day and every thing gets changed.
v knows waht i mean.

^ nope

< heres pics http://www.scionlife.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=635659#635659

v woohoo......thinks scars are sexy

^ is wrong
< Has enough scars of his own
v wants to see some more scars

^ Is Darrens new slave
< Is bored as hell right now
v Wants to see me naked..

^^ still waiting for pics of boxers and wife-beater
^ not

< also bored

v not bored cause they are working

^ i s totaly right

< i am so not here that i am gost writing

v is like what the hell is ^^ thinking??

^^^ not thinking, pain meds, remember?
^ could've been more witty...

< gonna get it for that

v will start a NEW rumor since Ashley doesn't like the last one!

^ wrong

< scared to get banned, have no life, remember?

v you make a new rumor

^ Sure, why not?
< Heard that pants cause cancer
v Will not confirm or deny

^ That would explain why I don't have cancer

< doesn't wear pants

v wears a dress

^Not as often as you
<Just got my exhaust done today
v is at home lonely

^ got that zoomy sound

< not lonely tonight, wife's here and had a friend over for dinner too! American Idol, bringing families together.

v did you hear about pants cancer??

^ pretty sad when you have to respond to yourself

< can't wait to get Strup exhaust/header

v don't hate me because I'm beautiful

^ is looking at himself with a fun house mirror

< just got home and very tired...but hungry.....


V calls a masuese (a woman) and a chef for me

^getta ahold of silly rabbit from scinergyie for the massage, if u find free food lemme kno
<loves cheap mods
v ur cheapest mod?

^ but doesn't love cheap moderators =)

< cheapest mod's the parking light LED for fy-fity!

V loves to do _________ on a saturday night

^ Has a nice Avatar

< Enjoys watching "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" with live actors/actresses and interactive audience in a Harvard Sq. Movie Theater on Saturday Nights... (Haven't gone in a while though, damn work!)

v Thinks I'm very strange now...

^ to each thier own

< (thats what I always say to people different than me)

v likes to go to bed early on Saturday night

^ thinks I'm responding to myself for some reason...

< has actually be out the last few Saturdays, good stories

v will tell the story of last Saturday

^ thinks he's sneeky by using new delete feature

< knows the facts

v has no idea what I'm talking about

^ totally dude, but good rumor!

<only ever deleted one, but which one...

v thinks I'm really mysterious.

^ Is a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a vest.
< Unfortunately not as enigmatic or mysterious.
V Is very fond of vests though.

^ thinks I'm uber blonde
<cannot wait for ups man to get here
V prolly thinx I drive a box

^ umm.... you're little sign says TC, FM to be exact

< reads well

v lovin' life

^ so true
< love him self to.
v would love to have some one love them.

^ has lots of love to give

< is really ____ed that I promised Jon I would stop singing!

v is gonna start a "bring back the songs" campaign

^ Sing it sister!
< Sorry she called Alex "sister."
V Is Broadway bound!

^ can you do broadway in a wheelchair

< only said no bad songs

v start singing

^ La La, La La La La, La La La La La!!!!!!!!! (Smurf's Theme)

< Can't believe he just did that

v :rofl:

^ :rofl:

< :rofl: :rofl:

v :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

^ Having a good old belly laugh...

< Glad he can bring the joy and amusement of laughter to others!

v Now has the Smurf's theme stuck in his/her head for the rest of the day...

^ so True
< Is Going to have to Kill someon for this.
v will back me up on this mass killing.

**note to all readers i am just kiding!

^ NO, I don't.
< Actually have "Ice, Ice, Baby" going through my head...someone shoot me.
v will start a new song


*bleh... too slow on my response

^ not that one!!!
< in the jungl the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight.... aweeeeeeeeeeeee aweee oh aweee a bumm baa way............. aweeeeeeeeeeeeeee
v will now have this song stuck in there head (Lino King)

^ Lives live according to "Hakuna-Mattata"

< Now has Disney songs stuck in head...

v Doing a silly dance while singing "Hey Macarena!"

^ not even for a million dollars
< listening to the Ramones
v used to have a Mohawk / mullet

^ use to?

< prefers songs a little heavier

v likes show tunes too

^ Listens to "The Fat Boys"

< Likes almost anything... Almost

v Is beat boxing right now!