^ not hardly

< needs someone to buy him the new Nick Cave cd's

v should be listening to Nick Cave

^ whos Nick Cave

< is currently Listening to XM Channel 22

V has XM or should get it soon

^ hell yes

< got spagety for lunch

v knows how it is to eat left overs

^ absopositiviely correct

< Nick Cave here: http://www.nickcaveandthebadseeds.com/

v listening as we speak

^ tried to couldn't

< is bored

V is also bored

^ I know you are but what am I?

< Lotsa good stuff here (www.barsuk.com)

v Probably listens to talk radio, yuck.

^ not really. i am usually not up when there is talk radio or i am in school....

< is tired of being home and wants to b in school

V thinks i am crazy

^ go to school

< thinks she's^ skippin'

v also skippin'

^ Wishes it were true
< Has an appt for a new tat tommorow
v will buy me this bike http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=49977&item=4544161642&rd=1

^ it will be there on saturday

< has to go to work

v needs to blow their nose.

^ you ain't kidding.....damn these allergies!
< needs another tissue
v get me a Kleenex, please?

^ I'll have to Express mail it

< loves a good book or 3

v doesn't read anything they can't get off a computer

^ If getting books for cheap off the Internet counts, then you're right.
< Has a pink cell phone.
v Has no time to hear about such frivolous things.

^ You're right. I am much too busy ogling strangers on myspace.com

< really needs to spend less time on the computer

v will enroll me in Dorks Annonymous

^ your membership card is in the mail

< sorta got over his myspace addicition

V still addicted

^ can't say that I am

< at least not to myspace

v wants to pay for a new paintjob for my box

^ right after u buy me a new car

< needs to get driving hours in for her lisences...

V is old enough to take me but doesnt know me that well or does and knows to stay away.

^ I do know you that well and I do also know to stay away :wink:

< needs a customer

V "Insert Joke Here"

^ the best pyro in the community

< going back to work after dislocating finger last nite

V will do a burnout in my car at the July bbq

^ sure I love doing burnouts in other peoples cars

< is pumped to do a burnout

V is actually a pyro

^ I do know you that well and I do also know to stay away :wink:

< needs a customer

V "What do you get when you add insanity+lighter fluid+A Lighter+Fire?"

Answer... Will :rofl:

^who doesn't like playing with fire

< has gottin pitch all over his hands

v has no idea what pitch is (and its not a baseball term either)

^^ broke the game up BAN!

^ que pasa?

< is still trying to be a mod

V supports him in his quest to be a mod

^ is correct

< i'm a pyro within

V will tape will doing a burnout in my car

^ yup ill video it with Will's camera so it can b included in a video... hehe...

< gets to video tape a burn out even tho i think Tavis and Dave are pretty good @ it

V Will be Will yelling @ me. lol. or someone who thinks we r all nutz

^ you're all nuts

< would be the best mod ever

v thinks I would ban them if I was a mod

^ would ban me eventually its true...
< is craving Wendy's $1 menu
v is gonna pick me up in a sexy camo xb and take me to Wendys

^ would a hot lava count(it is sexy)

< mmm wendys

V will give me gas $$$ to go pick her up

^ Would have, but now you're idle and it's 1 AM.
< Sleepy sleepy.
v Was asleep when I posted this.

^ nope, can't quit reading

< has a sexy camo xB, but doesn't like eating fingers

v Jeffrey Dahmer's your hero

^ ate a finger at wendy's

< gettin set to go the hospital...AGAIN

V agrees that im accident prone

^ i agree but i wonder why u r going again

< is going to settle down to some make-up work today and get it done

v has a real job and makes money

^ normally

< not going back to work until July

v Good morning!

^ Thinks I just woke up.

< Wishes he just woke up but has been up since about 6:45 AM EST.

v Lives on the East Coast too...

^ Lives on the East Coast too...

< took an hour for oil change and was late for work today...

v drives a tC

^ wrong I drive a box

< just woke up

V is a west coaster

^ needs a new job
< has a great job, and is a eastcoaster (nothing like Dc, new york, and miami)
V likes the east side as well

^ I do need a new job(however something tells me Towson to Waldorf is a death wish and my lease here isnt up til November)

< oh yeah definate east sider

V I got nothing

^ its ok we all know u have "NOTHING"

< has way to much for his own good and dos not know waht do do with all of it

v hit it its your turn! :lalala:

^ my turn to hit it?

< doesn't like sloppy seconds

v will take it anyway they can get it

^ I believe it was outkast who said "no discrimination in this world."

< wanted to get it this weekend but nature conspired against me

V will wish me luck with getting it this weekend

^ :rofl: i natuer stoped u the first time i say it will this time to but good luck any way

< well get it all weekend long from two or more at a time

v want to get it and will go out hunting for it this weekend :lalala:

^ I believe I have it setup for this weekend

< waiting for something to go wrong

V pondering the meaning of life aloud

^ Will probably "get it" because "nature" ususally only lasts 3 - 5 days!

< Life is Good!

v Wants to know what I'm listenning to...

^ what ya listening to?

< watching dog th bounty hunter

V is hungry

^ yeah, but that's nothing new

< is sore, did 5 sessions of indoor karts last night with work buddies.

v thinks that sounds like a fun time!

^ super fun

< 1 more hour of reading, then lunch

v eating.....now!









mine

^ Close, drinking Dunkin Donuts Froot Coolata

< Listenning to WAAF 107.3FM Boston streaming here > http://www.waaf.com/extra/extra10.shtml Also wishes he could have gotten in on that karting action!

v Loves legal racing of all types, including lawn mower...!

^ what the devil are indoor karts(go karts? why are you sore?)

< is procrastinating getting in the shower to get ready for work

V is excited for Batman Begins

^ Indoor karts are go karts, most of which go around 30-40 MPH and yes it can be tiring if you give it your all...

< Loves throwing himself around in the name of fun and physical recreation/competition and is excited about batman begins as is my buddy who is glad they went back to a more "spooky" batman...

v Seconds that motion

^ lots of words

< does want to see Batman Begins

v read much?

^ sometimes
< wants to read a Scion xB owners manual
V wants to give me one to read

^ why bother?, everything you need is here somewhere

< never read xb manual

v wants to draw me a pretty picture

^ doesnt need a manual because they are smart

< xrays came back from my visit today. last nite at work
i got my left thumb stuck and sucked up in our tail strecher
ended up smashing/shattering my thumb knucle where it bends

V will send me a get well card

^ get well

< never got a get well card

v what's a tail stretcher?

^ get well

< you place the metal onto a platform and a clamp comes down to hold the metal in place while u strech the metal.
i just so happened to of gotten my hand in the way when it
was coming down, but it was too late to react and i went for the ride with the metal.

V Is going tot he bbq in july

^ it is the Whiteout Scion BBQ.... ALL WHITE BABY!

< still doesnt know what to wear to the Whiteout... yess i kno White but i want lil flowers but Jenny would kill me

v is a guy who has to find an all white outfit and is gonna have a hard time. haha. good luck

^ always has trouble picking out clothes!

< will be having a very very very hard time finding an outfit
for the all white bbq.

V will help me find somethin to wear

^ will only help hid..e..find clothes if ur a girl

< has a problem keeping clothes on (im just that hot, girls love me)

V knows a girl who would hide my clothes

^ yeah, I do, but I suggest you get some penecillin afterward.

< asked at a store for white pants a year ago and got laughed at! WHO'S LAUGHING NOW!???

v not going to the white-out bbq

^ who in their right mind would miss it? it is gonna b awesome cuz of Dj as usual

< is happy to be going back to school but needs to work on some more make-up work for tomorrow...

v is in a wonderful mood on this wonderful day.

^ starting to feel better from her "rest"

< is in a GREAT mood today. because i just had a good
conversation with a very good friend of mine. wish she knew
how special she was to me

V wants to bring fireworks to the bbq

^ No.
< Will start handing out bans for non-white clothing at the Scion Whiteout!
v Fears me and my Fashion Mod power.

^ I'm shakin'

< wearin' all black to the BBQ

v does everyone on here live in the east?

^ I think its even

< I'll be supplyin the M-80s!

V WIll be bringing safety glasses for Will

^^ Yes, except for those that don't i.e. West Coast people... (Darn, I posted too slow)

^ Sure, why not... safety glasses rock!

< Lives in the Northeast

v Has no Idea who I am...

^ is a massho...
< wanted to say massho...
v will come back w/ witty response

^ himisaywhat?

< sorry, all out of witty responses at the moment

v witless

^ wrong

< my roommate and I have come up with the nickname for our house as the "Den of Wit"

V nowhere near as witty as me

^ ha! you tremble before my keen wit, Will. Admit it!
< will show up at the BBQ in hot pink or turquoise blue
v says "Damn Conformity!"

^ I believe I have something else to say

< F Conformity

V will be wearing leg warmers at the bbq

^ Was somehow just in the dealership!

< will wear leg warmers "in spirit" and just sold some parts to Willie See (swear, he drives a '96 Eldo)

v gonna get that phone

^ Hello Joes Creamatorium You Kill 'em We Grille 'em

< wishes it was 9:30

V wishes the same thing

^ Mostly I just wish it was 8:00, sorry.
< Has a dinner meeting tomorrow, SWEET, free food.
v Just drank a gallon of Diet Cherry 7up!!

^ yes I'm doing the nervous foot tap waiting for someone to relieve me

< bah

V appreciates the nelly song Tipdrill

^ I despise Nelly.

< Wishes the '06 tCs would just come out already.

V Wishes the '06 tCs have 13" wheels and Dollar Store accessories.

^ damn tC's I just fear the rice that will inevitably come with that car

< lives rice free

V loves the rice

^ hey, I'm Korean - whaddya expect? :rofl:
< Mmmmmmmm......rice.....
v will have rice for dinner

^ Yes.
< Eats rice for dinner 4 nights a week.
v Eats more rice than I do!

^ mmm fried rice

< mmm fried rice

V hates fried rice

^ But my dog loves white rice...it's for her diarrhea.

< Hates diarrhea.

V Loves diarrhea.

^ ewwww

< still ewwwing form ^

V is also ewwwwing from ^

^ Yeah, pretty much.
< Drinking a bottle of Formula 50.
v Wishes they had a bottle of Formula 50.

^ what is formula 50?

< is that the vitamin water than enables to get shot 9 times and lives

V a little help please

^ You got it, more or less.
< Addicted to VitaminWater
v Where's your head at?

^ the one I use more often than not is in my pants

< I sense a stern warning coming from that one

V annnnd back to "it"

^ just for you, Will....

< starting to have difficulty remembering what "it" is

v will remind me?

^ it = money, don't belive me? think about it...

< needs more of it

v gets plenty of it...

^ Maybe YOU do, but......................
< always needs more of it
v gets it all the time

^ as often as possible

< has the coolest tag in the whole wide world
http://www.scionlife.com/gallery/data/500/thumbs/MVC-016F.JPG

v turning green with envy

^ oh, Envy causes that? (cool plate, Jon!)
< almost done for the day
v has big plans for tonight

^ lucky is almost done, and i dont have any plans
< longest day ever
v likes to shave his cat

^ cannot differentiate between male and female
< is a female and i do like to shave my cat...meow!!
v cannot dance to save their life

^ mEoW!

< would find a shaven cat interesting....

V probably didnt get that.....

^ oh no I get it

< I'm intrigued

V doesnt get it

^ is probably a perve
<Is sometimes a perve
v has pervish tendancies

^ agreed
< doesnt care
v doesnt either

^ Not really.
< Watching InuYasha
v Ready for bed.

^ watching something wierd

< just got in to bed

V has a while til bed time

^ still up

< still up

v still up

^ still up
< karoakes first thing in the morning *singing*
v is coming out of the closet today

^ someone posted earlier than me this morning

< doesn't have anything to come out of closet for

v never coming out of closet

^ Is lying about the closet thing.

< Thinks it's real funny no one had the guts to reply to the previous post for nearly five hours. :rofl:

V Would spend five hours in a closet if it meant not having to go to work/school.

^ sure

< is sitting in my own version of a closet a Kiosk
http://www.textamerica.com/user.images.x/62/IMG_408562/Big/_0403/T520050403101105177.jpg

V will come buy a phone

^ already have one

< off today, and still can't stay away from this stuff

v working hard

^ True Dat
< Needs to figure out what to buy the Girlfriend's little bro for his birthday TODAY
v 1st Season of Aqua Teen Hunger Force?

^ false
< killing time til work happens (got beat to previous post)
v also not working hard

^^ family guy
^ true dat

< is kickin back about to go have a sub from an awesome italian delly

V is gonna comment to say I spelled delly wrong

^ you got that right

< has read over 2000 pages this week

v thinks I need to get out more

^ yeah, don't they have like wheelchair basketball in Tulsa or something?? hehe

< just had a frustrating time with wheelsnext.com, but got a decent price (last minute charges are BS, just tell me what you want me to pay!)

v has their own "hidden charges"

^ Oh yeah. Big time.
< Seems cheap until you get the bill with said hidden charges.
v Doesn't realize I'm kidding.

^ all women have "hidden" charges

< everyone needs Family Guy on dvd

v wants to buy season 4 for me

^ The hidden charges would break you.
< Killing time until my 3:00 meeting.
v Has cowbell fever.

^ Don't know about that??

< is like hell what the hell is Cow Bell

v i dont know what to do

^ read a book

< can't wait for website to be done

v gonna check it out this weekend

^ what website am I waiting for?

< oooh only 10 days til new Family Guy

V has a fever And the only prescription.. is more cowbell!

^ my club website

< I'm voting Stewie for pres. next time

v doesn't know who Stewie is

^ of course I do....he's got MY vote!
<think cowbells are under-used
v owns a cowbell

^ doesnt know, sacramento, the home of the kings, outlawed cowbells (at arco)

< does not own a cowbell, or a cow

V probably lived on a farm

^ http://www.samash.com/catalog/search.asp?Method=3&CategoryID=46&BrandID=0&PriceRangeID=0&PageNum=0&SearchPhrase=&DepartmentID=4&SortMethod=6&pagesize=
Take your pick
< Has 2 Cowbells
v Is going to one-up me

^ here it comes http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/12491/

< going to "Legal Seafood" tonight for a good dinner

V is doing nothing

^ correct!

< http://www.scinergyia.com/modules/Forums/images/avatars/gallery/25446more_cowbell.gif

v your turn!




MINE!! Bwahahahahaha!

^ MORE COW BELL
< MORE COW BELL
V MORE COW BELL

^ needs a cowbell rehab center, needs to SAY NO TO COWBELLS and is lying about me having more cowbells!!! he neva saw NOTHING!
< has never bought cowbells, will never buy cowbells and will never do cowbells!! is cowbell-free!
v is the anti-cowbellist who will free all cows of the cowbell, fight to cure all cowbell addicts, and will lead Chik-Fil-A to dominate the fast food scene: NO MORE COWBELLS! NO MORE COWBELLS!!....and eAt mOr cHiken

^ Nope, I'm pro-cowbell. I just wanted to get the game going again.
< Thinks Bruce Dickinson is the cock of the walk.
v Thinks it might be time to drop the cowbell theme.

^ consider it dropped Iron Maiden fan

< cut over 2 ft. of hair off when he went in the Corps.

v thinks guys with long hair are sexy

^ served our country well

< likes girls with long hair. just got a haircut today. cut and hilited and gelled!

V wants to go out on a date

^ Although "dates" really ended when I got married.

< Going out with some friends this evening though, dinner and a movie.

V Wants to see a movie tonight.

^ word!

< can finally drive his box again

v congratulate me

^ Congratulations Jon!
< Meet planned for tonight is most likely going to be cancelled, leaving me with no Friday night plans.
v Will tell me, "Blame it on the rain."

^ is it raining?

< going to statr hitting local body shops for a sponsorship next week

v got any good paint ideas?

^ ORANGE! Paint it all ORANGE!

< biased

v was going to suggest hot pink...

^ true dat hot Pink is the new black

< is dying this morning after last night

V thinks I partied a little too much last night

^ not true u could have done more!

< just had the New Enormus from BK mmmmmmm yummy!!

v wish's they could have anything Enormus :rofl:

^ I had the enormous on launch day

< it was indeed enormous

V is gonna run out and get the enormous based on pimpe_ok and mines reccomendation

^ I'm sticking with my PB&Js and Cheez-Its.

< Wants the sun to come out this weekend.

V Wants to have a son this weekend with Rosie O'Donnell.

^ don't think I'm her type

< has a penis

v learned something new today

^ has a what??

< did learn

v not sure what though

^ learned to do the Chicken dance

< doesn't have a penis (Thank God!!!)

v wants to polka all night long

^ boys are cooler

< I've always said it's better to have sons than daughters. With sons you only have to worry about one dick, with daughters you have to worry about all of them.

v understand?

^ Perfectly
< Just bought myself season 2 of aqua teen hunger force
v Wants to come over and watch it

^ I'm becoming intrigued by this ATHF

< still not completely convinced

V will convince me that ATHF is not a sign of the apocolypse

^ ATHF = Apocolypse That Has u F*cked

< still has fun watching oceans 11

V Knows that italian job was a cool movie

^ I enjoy two hour informercials for cars

< is bored

V will entertain me with a site that is safe for work

^ Mousebreaker.com?
< Can't wait to get home to eat some leftover Pizza
v knows how good Squizito Pizza is

^ Squizwhato?

< can't stand ATHF

v try www.big-boys.com

^ haha thats not work safe

< checking out Mousebreaker.com

V will also check it out

^ to lazy to check it out
< NEVER wants to have kids after working here
v likes little boys

^ I love my sons if that whats you meen perv

< thinks castration should be a legal form of justice

v totally agrees

^ Actually, yeah...I do
< Just realized that today is Earth Day
v Will go plant a tree

^ already done

< oh wait plant I get plant and smoke mixed up

V knows better than that

^ pot head
< anti drugs
v looking for a fix

^ Hell yeah.
< Got any caffeine?
v Is holding.

^ hell yeah! Moka Java, babeeee!

< needs to lay off the caffeine

v will suggest something else

^ I hear crack is good

< is not a "pot head"

V shames gavmitchau for saying that

^ shame, shame on the little boy

< can't smoke pot, puts me to sleep

v has never tried it

^ shouldnt even do pot

< i have no comment on this issue..pleading the 5th

V is doing my laundry

^ in another life

< decided I DO need more caffeine

v wants to make me some

^ needs some chocolate covered coffee beans

< likes his coffee black

v likes coffee with thier cream

^ is correct

< likes it light and sweet

v thinks I'm still talking about coffee

^ hahah yeah right I know u too well

< is listening to XM Online Only staion "The Eye"

V likes britney spears for her music

^ I used to totally be a part of Team Spears.
< Hungry.
v Is laughing because I have a Jordan Knight promo CD on my desk.

^ I would never laugh at you (heeheeheehaahaahaa!!!!)
< singing along to David Byrne
v says "who?"

^ only talking heads would say "who?"

< trying to decide what game to play for game night

v Lord of the Rings Monopoly or Simpsons Clue?

^ Simpsons Clue, of course!
< 10 minutes til Martini time
v wants one, extra dry

^ Gibson please...

< Suddenly remembers he can't drink ^ cancel that.

v Will wonder why I have to stay sober

^ why the soberness

< is interested in the new Lords of Dogtown movie

V also interested

^ never heard of it

< going to see a movie tomorrow night

v what should I see?

^ needs to bring a tv to the bbq so we can play xbox!

< is bringing shades, suntan lotion and a chair so i dont
roast under the canopy for parking duty!

V will be kind to bring me food and water every so often

^ cant busy at work all day tomorrow
< is ready to beat some kids
v loves kids and wants many

^ aparently hasn't heard of my fear of kids (damn they're creepy)

< SHOWTIME!!

v is sick of me shamelessly plugging my show...

^ nah plug away

< needs a link again

V wants to listen

^ linkin' logs comin' up!

< www.kure885.org Tune in for the Best Damn Rock and Roll Show on the Planet people!

v needs to ROCK!

^ is rockin

< eagerly awaiting the shout out...and while I'm waiting I'm gonna check out Giangelos Italian restaurant

V should listen to one of Alex's last shows

^ I am in fact listening, thank you for reminding me!
< Needs a manicure.
v Wants a manicure but is too ashamed to admit it.

^ blocked me on aol aim

< did nothing to her, never talked to her. and no i dont want a manicure. i infact need to go tanning

V wants to go tanning

^ cool with my caramel skin color
< wants to be a little lighter
V is dark

^ not!

< not near as dark as usual

v tell me I need to get out more

^ Jon, you need to get out more!

< ready for another exciting day!

v not completely awake yet

^ i'm totally awake

< can drive his xb again and almost walk

v how YOU doin'?

^ Almost human, the coffee ain't workin as well as it used to.
< Glad to hear Jon can almost walk.
v Choking on your alibi?

^ Freedom is never having to be sorry.

< Has so much to do, so little time to do it in.

v Thinks cliches are trite < Agrees.

^ so true

< thinks thw word trite is trite

v thinks that makes no sense

^ just stole my post!!
< agrees that cliches are trite
v is a eenie weenie teenie weenie shrivled little short tort man

^ what's a tort man?

< not eenie, teenie, weenie, shriveled, short, little or tort

v all of the above and then some

^ more like all that and a bag of chips

< second straight OTC(Open To Close) shift today 9:30AM-10PM

V feels my pain

^ thats about all i'm feelin'

< watching the NFL draft

v ready for some football

^ Yes! Bring on the men in tight pants!
< Just woke up from a nap and is ready to GO!
v Can tell me where to go!

^ you Know where to go!

< also loves men in tight pants

v owns tight pants

^ has a fetish for tight pants

< too fat for tight pants

V owns 7 pairs of shoes

^ what I do on tuesday nights is my perogative

< totally blew my tuesday night social life wide open

V will join me for tight pants tuesdays

^ will you wear the thong underneath?

< finally ready to go home

v will have an AWESOME weekend!

^ having a safe trip
< too cool for a focus
V likes barbie underwear

^^ obviously...no underwear lines for me
^ damn straight

< proud of his barbie days of the week underwear collection

V doesn't get that I'm jokin

^ man ur not joikn'
< has a nice ___
v wants this nice ___

^ think my wife might get upset

< going to see Sin City tonight

v heading for the strip club

^ we dont hafta tell her

< likes bologna with my chocolate

v cant wait to rosie o'donnell naked

^ totally but only if she sports the half shaved half she-mullet look

< is almost done 38 minutes left

V is a total freak

^ Was molested as a chile
< Was the Molester
V Thinks im a total Freak

^ quotes Roy D. Mercer

< lives in Roy D. Mercers town

v thinks Roy D. Mercer is real

^ Dosent know Roy D. Mercer From Bobby Hasslehoff
< Needs to get rid of a Fabulous Body kit
v Is going to offer me 700 plus shipping for it!

^ will accept 700 rupees plus shipping and handling!! YESSS!
< totally missed HIN Charlotte, but still gets souvenirs b/c my friends luv me!!
v lied on their Scion profile b/c s/he does not have a Scion at all tsk tsk tsk shame on you

^Is thinking of the person v me
<Owns a TCM Scion xb
v Dosent know i slept with their sister

^ ah dude my sister

< I dont actually have a sister but I do own an xB

V but I did sleep with your sister

^ ah not again!

< totaly wants a cf wing

v totaly wants boy george

^ Yes. I could use some garish makeup tips.
< Wearing some fantastic earrings (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v732/biggieshorty/NewBling001.jpg).
v Likes to vogue when they're tense.

^never been to the vogue here in broad ripple

< neather have i

v hmmmm

^ hmmmm yourself

< hmmmm this!

V hmmmm that

^ its like this and like that and uh

< is tipsy

V sucks toes

^Also sucks just not toes
<Is twice as tipsy as Wheel See (Trust me)
v Dosent know what were talking about

^ too tipsy to know what he himself is talking about lol
< hates fat-free food. I LIKE FAT!!
v their theme song is Britney SPear's "Not a girl, ntot yet a woman"

^ sounds kinda personal

< likes Britney, but not for her songs

v thinks Britney is smart

^is correct i like her but should quit singing and i'd hit it :lalala:

< likes staying up late, but hate getting up early :roll:

v likes to make googly eye faces

^ Is correct (I Like to give the girls Googly Eye Faces in the sack)
< So full of ____ my eyes are turning brown
v THINKS his scion is better than mine

^ I dont think I KNOW

< is bored and a lil cold

V wishes they would make an xB 4x4

^ had my feel of 4x4's with my jeep

< got tired of breakin' ____ every weekend

v wants Strup header/exhaust combo

^ yeah you wanna hook me up

< wishes I could get hooked up

V will hook me up

^ will hook him up with a makeup artist

< needs new blush

v wants to be jaon rivers

^ wants to be joan river's lesbian lover ;)
< mom thinks im an alcoholic
v is a real alcoholic

^ only when i think about being jaon river's lover

< is gonna throw up lunch

v wants some of this lunch afterwards

^ is funny :rofl:
< only if i have a Pepsi - "Pepsi goes good with lunch" :rofl:
v likes chitterlings

^ shares the same drink taste :bow:
< actually I do :rofl:
v probably would rather eat sushi, than chitterlings :silly:

^ what the hell are chitterlings?

< needs a new book

v watched the whole NFL draft

^ Bookworm

< secret agent

v watching porno while surfin the site

^ pr0n is cool

< is the r0x0r

V hates l33t speak

^ It's like you read my mind.
< Is so super duper outerspace bored
v Is Bea Arthur.

^ watches Golden Girls
< left fish soup in a rubbermaid in her car for 2 days!!! STANK!!!! STANK!! EWWW! :loser:
v should die their hair copper red with me next month :eyebrow:

^ sure

< as long as you cyt yours as short as mine

v wishes they could be as cool as me when they grow up

^ Coolest guy in OK.
< Itchy thumb that will not stop itching!
v Holds the key to relief!

^ yes i do i call her mary jane

< wants a new NO.2 pencil

v thinks the ford focus is a pile of monkey poop

^^ just scratch that itch!

^ is correct

< bored and not a bit sleepy

v should be sleeping

^Insomnia is my friend


<Hates to be last


v Drives too Fast

^ damn right, tickets cant slow me down

< makes old ladies horny

v makes old men horny

^ Takes to much time on hair

< Has a shaved head to cut back on hair care time

v Bald

^ close

< #2 buzz all the way around

v shaves everywhere

^ sorry its a habit

< cant stop shaving my chest

V wants to gently shave my head

^ is sooooo WRONG!

< passed up 2 hotties and 2 Sweedish exchange students at the bar this weekend to go to my in-laws 50th anniversary party.

v thinks that's either really dedicated, or really stupid!

^ alex c'mon now thats 4 hotties that beats an in-laws 50th anniversary

< just woke up and needs to wash his car today

V has been up for hours

^ tired from the weekend
< mondays suck
v definately need some caffeine

^ yes coffee is good

< haveing a nice big mug of coffee

v needs some coffee bad!

^ Drinkin' the bean juice

< actually feels pretty damn good today, much better than I'll feel next Monday!

v not hungover, yet!

^ yeah you buying?

< started watching Gray's Anatomy(which is like ER but more emphasis on the people)

V doesnt watch TV and lives in a hut

^ my buddy watches that, says there's hot chicks (not to be confused with hotchkis)

< TECHNICALLY, it's a Unabomber-style SHACK

v gonna spell check my manifesto.

^ ponders what "hotchkis" means and does a urbandictionary.com search for it

< really needs to get his arse off his seat at his desk and get some coffee

v maybe you can get it for me

^ sorry coffee aint my fortea

< is the coolest guy in newfoundland, NJ

v has no clue where that is

^^ hotchkis is a company that makes suspension components(you can find out more about it at your local library or at The Hotchkis Website (http://www.hotchkis.net/)

^ no thats what Google Maps are for it's near dunkers pond

< alex their are hott chicks on it

V misses those TV shows and after school specials where they would say my ^^ quote

^ i sure do, Mr Rogers was my hero and reading rainbow, dont get me started :cry:

< wishes that dude from star trek would do another kids show

v knows that dudes name

^ that would be lavar burton and apparently the show is still on click here for the website (http://gpn.unl.edu/rainbow/)

< is watching Price is Right

V loves that show

^ yes sir, because bob barker is a pimp

< wishes he could be like bob barker

v wishes they could be like this dude who wants to be like bob barker

^ I used to play sick so that I could watch it when I was a kid
< Craving a good burger
v Will make me one...med rare