this can be a fun game when played right.
here's an example.

^ there's no one there!
< drives a scion :silly:
v will probably think this game is stupid :rofl:

well, you get the idea.

i still dont get the idea?

the ^ describes the person above you

the < describes yourself

the V describes the person who you think will post under you.

^ I dunno bout this guy

< super cool guy

V some lame it is 1AM

^ ur here to, lame
< im a ninja
V someone with a smelly left toe

^ Post whore
< Is trying to get the toe checked out
V Can't spell

^ uor wite

< ur tite

v flipn idiot, wat would u do in a situation like that???

^ still can't spell

< has to pee right now :nails:

v has halitosis but everyone's too polite to tell him

^yet another person to not tell me about my breath

<owns 3 scions- all xBs

V another fan of my halitosis

^ has too much money
< needs a fan to blow halitosis in a different direction
v will stop talking about halitosis, hopefully

^ is absolutely correct
< is a italian stallion
V probably talks in ebonics

^ Yo mama.
< Is a down ___ biotch.
V Bout to get capped.

^ OH SNAP!!! (drives of computer desk out of the way of an oncoming bullet)

< I can ride the unicycle

V Someone who's left nut is missing.

^ post whore

< post whore

v post whore

^ your moms a post whore

< I am a post whore

V has a rash

^ can't be a post whore here (off topic does'nt count)
< just got suckered into this game....(i thought the cream was helping the rash...)
v talks with a lisp...(why is there a 's' in lisp???)

^degratheds people bathed on their fthical handicapths (wipe off monitor)

<Thinks we shouldn't break this really cool chain of RS1 xBths

vWill abtholutely break the chain!

^ wrong about breaking the chain
< glad it's FRIDAY!!!
V now.. will break the lava chain

^ correct in breaking the chain
< cool ___ scion owner
V like to east cheeseburgers with out cheese

^need to find his rims
<all mixed up
v coolest poster ever

^ the second coolest poster ever

< is the coolest poster in the world

v makes more money then me

^Yes I do :) :wink:

< Also got suckered into this game

V How bout you? Do you make more money than me?

^ i wish i had a job

< crashed into 3 hot girls

V probably thinks that was a smart move

^ very smart move my man..mind sharing?
< very hungry right now...loves margaritas
V woke up with bad breath

^ yea but i brushed my teeth

< those 3 girls were all in the same car :(

V has lunch in 15 min?

^ hope he got them digits
< has lunch in 45 mn
V didnt' feel like getting up today

^ wishes he could have been in that same car with the 3 girls
< has lunch in 45 minutes....not 15
V is a female

^ Eats lunch early.
< Is glad she wasn't one of those girls
V Is going to buy me a drink tonight.

^ gonna get a SOFT drink
< had a margarita last night
V is gonna be scion owner

^ Lightweight

< already has an xB (why do we say an xB when x isnt a Vouel)

V will get a flat tire in 4 days

^ says mean things

< If I get a flat Im sending the bill to firesquare

v gets lap dances from old ladies

^ already got a lap dance from an old lady(and has the STD to back it up)

< is gonna get drunk tonight wooo woo

V has no clue whats going on with the world today

^ Makes me sound like a senior citizen
< Is still looking for someone to buy her a martini tonight
V Habitually drinks bottled water past it's expiration date

^ has an oxymoron for a name
< dunno what my name is classified as
V is posting after me

^is a senior citizen
< beleves in the 5 second rule
v sucks their thumb

^ touched themselves 5 times today

< not yet

v Will touch themselves 10 times today

^ will not get a flat tire

< touched myself 15 times already

V touches other people for fun

^ wierdo
< my business and not yours
V howels at the moon

^ knows his mopars

< only howels at the new moon, and will buy Biggie Shorty that martini that she's wanting

v some one who makes less money then me

^hates GM Muscle
<currently unemployed
V loves tacos

^ knows me very well that i do love tacos
< didnt eat lunch
V will eat a bug by accident

^ is correct!!! (damn them are good!)

< has to work tonight at radio (9-midnight Central time, go to www.kure885.org and click "listen") and at the dealership tomorrow so isn't getting any margies or martinis or even a beer tonight :doh:

v sympathizes with my plight and doesn't mind my shameless plug.

^ Always loves a good radio plug
< Is eternally grateful to Hornet for the martini
V Is going to see Be Cool and report back to the rest of us about how it was

^ it was great, best night I ever had with her
< always will be faster than you
V is going to be a douche bag

^ knows my career aspirations
< Can't wait for the Exprescion party tomorrow night
v Thinking too hard on what to post

^ needs to get laid
< needs to get drunk
V needs to get laid

^ill join you
<gettin it later
Vwont be gettin any anytime soon

^ your right
< going home to make dinner
V Is going to join me for a movie

^ Will be watching a movie alone


< Will be having a couple of good drinks tonight


V Will be having one bourbon, one scotch and one beer tonight

^ 2fast2furtious
< Un-manned aircraft test pilot
V Knows the difference between George Michael and a Cold mallord.

^ knows that palindromes are "cool"

< no clue about the difference

V will either get herpes or know someone with it...

^ maybe has a thing for herpes?
< had one awsome\crazy\wacked out night last night
V prolly sat at home and didnt do much

^ had a better time than I did last night
< is growing more concerned by the minute with Will's STD fascination
V Is giving me their next iTunes song code

^ sorry I just entered my iTone
< Im getting really bored
V Loves me

^ has a black sand pearl tC
< needs at least 20.00 right now
V might just be jenny , if not pretend you are!!!

^ Call Me - 867-5309
< Wondering if it's time to go home yet.
v May be the wittiest one on this board, but then again...

^ Stick around for the party
< cell phone # is 724-513-5408 ladies call me!
V Is going to be the one to prank call me

^ That's MY number
< wishes Darren could get her out of work
V has an unnatural love for cows...

^ MOOOOOOOOOOOOO
< 724-514-5408 call me i'm going to be picking up pizza
V Love Me LOTS

^ if only I could
<hates being a bored bum
V who knos , maybe is a bum too?

^ oxymoron with user name
< love eating steak, cheeseburges,... i love cows.
V stole something in the last 30 days

^ ack

< is lost for words

v has better luck then me

^ you are the oxymoron
< does not smoke mary j and has not stolen anything in years
V like it up the bum , lol j/k

^ was droped on there head at birth

< being a post whore today

V is slower than me !

slow down ya'll

^ is panting right now

< likes it fast

v is still looking for a date!

^ well duh

< is loney very loney

v still has better luck then me

^ hypmotizing me
< If it weren't for bad luck, would have no luck at all
v Has a funny avatar

^ is wrong about my avatar...its "emo" according to someone else
< getting ready to go see his girlfreind
V prolly all alone

^ how did he know i was all alone?
< is alone
V is probably not alone

^he's looking on the plus side of life

< i am a clone of my self scarry huh

v i'll clone the next person below me

^ :come: Welcome to try bceause I'm too complexed
< Too complicated
V Trade places wit me!

^ Is feeling blue
< post more than some, but not as much as most people on this thread
V Is the king/queen of post whores

I'm too slow and out order :doh:

^ is correct

< ginormaous post whore

V has the clap

^ i have the "clapper"

< going to the Moutaineer Race Track & Gaming Resort tonite

V Wants to be my future wife

^ Has confused me about my sexuality

< Is going to have a hard time telling his wife!

v Will hopefully tell me everything is alright and this is just a silly thread and to not take it seriously!

^ this is a damned scion board of course everything will be alright(although it is titled Scion Life which is a little overwhelming sometimes)

< spends more time here then working somedays

V will most likely think that this thread is the new Word Association thread

^ not exactly bucko , lol
< has no job and scionlife really is my life
V almost feels bad about me.

^needs a job
<needs to spend more time working then on here
V will be my biotch (thanks to will :lol:)

^ loves crackheads :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

< I ain't no ones biotch

V just got served

^loves the crackheads
<did NOT get served
V needs to go to work

^ I am at work

< Loves the movie you got served

V needs to call Zach (me asap) 724-513-5408

^ is so desperate hes putting his cell phone number on the net

< already went to work and is done for the day

V needs to watch the show Lost

^whats for dinner i'm hungry damn it!!!

< has rode _____ seat on my bosses harley that was lots of fun

v ever done a 3 wheel wheely???

^ is so desperate hes putting his cell phone number on the net

< already went to work and is done for the day

V needs to watch the show Lost

:eyebrow: Thanks

^ is a dork

< is ____ed off at tCTunerz

V secretly loves me

^ i don't love you but you a ok guy with me

< i'm still confused and i look busy

V wanna boycott tCtunerz

^ BOYCOTTING TCTUNERZ

< Has called KDKA Pittsburgh about the SCAM

V loves my dad

^ your mom loves your dad(oh wait that insult didnt work)

< feels hungry, bored, and cant decide what to do tonight or tomorrow night

V shoots wolverines with a freakin 12 guage

^ is terrible at insult jokes

< feels the need to call tctunerz oh wait their phone is never in service

V wants to call my cell phone

^ Really doesn't want me calling his cell phone
< Is very good at insult jokes
V Thinks my smilies are funny

^ thinks he is above the rules

< hates the smilies in the sig

V is a tool

^ long distance, directory assistance, ever put two in two, hey M.R. this is mister rhythem and blues

< sorry bout that had a little suger loaf song stuck in my head

V now sing the next line

^ dont know that song... sorry

< just got his alphawerks headers :clap:

v knows rex-kwon-do!

^ will bow to your sensai

< does know Rex-Kwon-Do(so step off!)

V will gimme some of their tots

^ doesnt know what a tot is

< ____ed off still at tctunerz

V wants to call my cell phone

^ needs to tell what happened w/ tctuners

< isn't going to call his cell phone

\/ has a scion

^Is right....in about 2 weeks

< Thinks this is the new word association thread, and is very confused.

v suffers from a deep affinity for blow up dolls (rumour has it)

^definately not a post whore
< thinks Wheel See is a little %&$#@
V agrees with me

^ has nice headlights on his xB
< has blue parking lamps that look good with his custom fog lights
\/ ate food today

^ i agree

< ____ed off at tctunerz

V wants to have my baby

^ for lunch, the other other white meat.
< is going for a beer
v wishes they were joining us

^is prob not around me so cant go for drinks
<wants to go dancing
V needs to serve Will for me :rofl:

^ is going to be mad 'cause I won't serve Will 'cause I love the Pepsi girl!

< Has aforementioned radio show in 30 minutes and is already missing the hypno frog.

v Really wants to listen to the aforementioned radio show!

^is gonna get it when I visit IA
<doenst want to listen to any redio shows
v needs to buy me dinner!

^ too bad the hypno frog died and went back onto my hard drive

< huh

v hows it hanging

^ sold the hypno toad back to professor farnsworth

< haning down and to the right

v can smell my stir fry and wants some

^ doesn't hang down far enough to be directional
< loves stir-fry
V is good at the "quick fix".

^ Beat me to the punch
< Is about to go out for food that doesn't belong to Chris
V likes to wear ladies' hats

^ how did you know?? (jk)
< is turning in early....work tomorrow
v thinks Ashlee Simpson can sing

^ thinks carrot top is funny

< thinks ashlee simpson almost sings as well as william shatner

v drives like a little old lady

^ drives like an old man who leaves his blinker on for hours on end

< least i'm savin gas while in the fast lane, and william shatner sings way better then asslee simpson

v you think of one will ya

^ Has a really wierd name for the place he put the hypno frog.

< Calls that part of his body something else

v Thinks I'm freakin' hilarious and loves GREAT WHITE!

^ wants to give me a free scion
< want him to give me a free scion
V is gonna tell him to give me a free scion

^ get a job and buy one
< breakin' the law
v wishes he was bad like me

^ Got a haircut and got a real job

< Doesn't sell Scions, but pieces of them

v Is gonna ask me to piece one together for them!

^ Beat me to the punch
< Needs a hot tub
V Is watching Best Week Ever

^ Wants to get all wet!! HAHAHAHA

< Is actually watching American Chopper, typing here and playing Aerosmith on the air!

v Thinks I'm having too much fun with this thread.

^ definitely having too much fun with this
< really needs a back rub but thought hot tub would be a safer comment to make, silly me
V is gonna hire me a masseuse

^ sorry im broke
< is in love with some one special
V might be playing for the other team?

^ needs a job

< won $11.00 tonite at the Mountaineer

V wants to marry me

^ can marry someone else ( i do have a job)
< wants to be a ninja and kill silently
V need to be careful of ninjas

^ Thinks I'm scared of little men in pajamas

< Is 98% ninjaproof thanks to RONCO!

v Is probably sneaking up on me right now!

^ Will show the men in pj's why you don't bring a knife to a gunfight.
< Is a Pepper
v would like to be a Pepper too...

^ has a pepper fetish?
< WILL be a ninja....or a samurai perhaps lol
V leaves a ring in the bath tub

^ is confused(well what is it samurai or ninja)

< wants to go dancing so he can 'serve' alexis :P

V sucks at trivial pursuit

^ most likely dances with his hands above his head
< has to go to work
v doesn't have a job

^ made up of different parts of different animals and people, and yes I have a job. Stop by in at #220 Cracker Barrel on Exit 23 on I-94:)

< goin to play basketball right now

v prolly just woke up, morning!

^ is Obsessed with ninjas

< thought wheel see was gone, but now shes back


v- still lives with their parents

opps i pushed back twice that didnt work right.. damnit

^ is a morning person, unlike me

^ is apparently awake too early on a Saturday

< has been at work for an hour now and is driving to Nebraska and back tonight.

v Listened to my show last night (did I mention that?) and LOVED it!

^thinks im confused
< ive decided...i want to be ninja
Vcant compete with the ninja skillz

^ Has ninja skills the likes of which I have never seen
< Is dining on breakfast burritos with delicious fresh salsa
V Is really a supervillian in disguise

^ (everyone) is getting the hang of this game

< feels like an off-topic legend now

V will eat chinese food today,

^ might just be correct about the "eating Chinese"

< can make nearly anything dirty

v is laughing hard enough to pee right now!

^ gonna me you clean up the pee
< cant belive someone made a ninja pee himself
V almost slipped in the puddle

^ Should've totally gone for Samurai (better hair by FAR!)

< Recovered from slipping with my cat-like reflexes AHA!

v Is working WAY harder than me, but being paid less right now.

^ has a cool job

< is a guy and named Will(it seems some people are confused in this thread)

V thinks he/she knows but has no idea

^ is throwing people off with the Pepsi Girl (but I get it bro!)

< should really stop posting every other one in this thread (but is having lots of fun)

v is going to hack the Pepsi Girl's T-Mobile for us!

^ can keep dreaming
< ninjas flip out and kill people...not hack cell phones
V YOU can hack the phone

^ is correct

< but wouldn't cuz he works for a GOOD phone company that works ALLOVER :wink:

V thinks that the box is the ultimate sleeper car

^ Must've seen my "Camper Conversion xB" setup at Import Motion
< Counting down to the Exprescion Party tonight. tick tock tick tock
v Wants to be like me when they grow up

^ would except he likes the Raiders(mmm man thats gotta suck paying all that money for Moss and no one to pass to him)

< likes the Ravens(would like to see said Camper Conversion thread)

V will post pictures of this camper conversion

^ wrong about the reason it sucks, we just had Brown & Rice!
< Always forgets to take pics of his own car
v Will see my Camper setup in pics 4 and 7 here: http://www.speakeasy.org/~mdhewitt/importmotion/

^ posted pics of his camper setup

< read all 230498324 pages of this thread

v ate a lot of garlic and just farted. silent, but deadly.

^ eh ok

< just got back and has a driving head ache

V you think Biggie Shorty would join me in the Jacuzzi???

^Is put down by Biggie shorty due to driving headache
<Can't drive his 5-speed today due to lots of fluid on left knee.
V needs an optima yellow top

^ needs to go to the doctor for the knee

< doesnt like the color yellow

V wants to get a Porche 911

^ needs a nap
< Drove a 911 4S to a 120 on the garden state parkway
V will need a nap

^ really loves the color yellow, is just shy about it

< got passed by a porsche on his way home from work today

v was driving said porsche?

^ was too late in posting

< still wasn't driving the porsche, but could always use a nap

v is cranky enough to need a nap

^ Is correct, I am cranking and need a nap.
< Is working on a Saturday (again)
V Doesn't work at all and still lives at home

^ guess me correctly but i work and pay for my own car loan and car insurance and gas

< hates working saterdays love working sundays better

v does what now

^ should move out

< I work for Cingular Wireless

V wrestles with greased pigs for spare cash

^ jealous of my greased pig money

<needs nap after 2 year old nieces b-day party

V Wont stop touching my butt

^ should enjoy a nice nap

< is confused now, I thought that was biggyshorties butt

v has a thing for curlie fries

^ Beat me to the punch, but I'll grab anyone's butt
< Just bluffed to get a date and is about to get called on it
V Wishes that they were going out with me

^ shouldn't go bluffing her way through life

< is seriously ready for a nap (got up for work at 3:45 am today)

v is glad s/he doesn't have to get up for work so early

^ Must have a suck job to get up so early
< doesn't bluff through life, just about parties
V Is impressed with how much I resemble my icon

^ i am shocked her avatar does look like her :shock: :)

< just woke up from a nap still have a head ache :roll:

V now how bout that jacuzzi

^ should get real

< should stop being lazy

V should be ___

^ is really ___

< i think i am b/c ive been single for 3 yrs

V wants to make out with me

^ might just be ___
< likes women to much to make out with him
v might just be what he's (^) looking for

^ disobeys the rules(I'm really just saying it just to mess with you)

<definately not what he is looking for(I love the ladies)

V takes it to the EXTREME!

^ paranoid
< Gran Turismo 4 Junkie

V doesnt own any Gran Turismo game or PS2

^ wrong
< breakin' the law http://www.the-level.net/blitz/headbang.gif
v Watches Desperate Housewives religiously

^ Watches religous housewives desperately
< Just filled the ice chest, party time is near
v Secretly watches shark porn

^ loves good beer
< wants to try Budweiser Select
v shouldnt drink after 10PM

^ don't worry i don't drink

< just found out i've been dumped :(

v still has better luck then me

^ time to start drinking
< having a beer right now and enjoying his luck
v wishes he could join my club

^ i dont want to join a ___ club

< is going back to the moutaineer tonite

V secretly has a crush on FrankenScion

^ yes i do drive that monster truck called the crusher

< i still don't drink alkyhall and i get my kicks off of chocolate and caffine

v you think of one, i'm not in the mood and am too lazy

^ eats dog food
< going to wal mart to post Gran Turismo pics
V still running on windows 3.1

^ make that windows ver. 3.11!!!

< meh

v wooosh

^ obsously bored
< cant spell
V thinks scion should make a convertable

^ obviously drunk what with his last 'V'

< is bored at work wishes he could drink the new beer with Caffeine

V wants to give me their pepsi itunes codes

^ would get sick after drinking new beer
< already worked 10 hours today
v wants to come have a beer and trade scion war stories

^ new best friend
< wants a beer now but GF is all ____y aobut me drinkin beer
V drinks Kool aid and Vodka as a mix

^ i'll drink the kool aid and you'll drink the vodka

< gonna dig me a big deep hole when i go back to work monday and bury my self in it

V and your gonna fill it back in for me

^ call my momma. she'll give you a big hug
< toasting to my new friend Firesquare
v drinks warm milk before bed

^ LOOOOOOOVES Firesquare
< Thinks KoolAid and Vodka are just great together thankyouverymuch
V Is dying to taste my new recipe for sausage balls

^ she said balls
< thinks girls saying the word balls is funny
v thinks boys saying the word balls is "cute"

^ you can't always get what you want even if you try some times you might find what you need

< needs to get a rolling stones cd

v sing the next line

^ needs a life

< needs a girlfriend

V wants to be my girlfriend

^ needs to get laid
< getting laid tonight
v taping it

^ loves to get watched

< will be taping

V seriously wants to be my girl

^ has some intimacy issues

< only has to get up at 4:45 am tomorrow

v was asking earlier if anyone had some sausage balls, I declined to comment

^ has an online fling
< Girlfriend lives with me (help)
V will join me, Biggie Shorty, and Frankin scion at the bar

^ is tied down without a ring

<just saw a scion commerical on TV on SNL and cant wait for the phot shoot hes going to with his box tomorrow

V will come and dance for me wearing Scion socks(only if your a girl though...no dudes)

^a dude so I will come and dance in my Scion beanie, and tshirt
< needs an xB and a girlfriend
V has a xB and a girlfriend

^ still doesnt own a scion
< stuck between my gf and a hard place
V has a pet fish named buddy

^making me feel bad that I don't own a xB and my fish died and his name wasn't buddy
<thinks having the toy xBs count :)
V has a BOP xB

^ doesnt know that im a tC guy

< just got off of work and am tired

v wants to give me a full body massage :eyebrow:

^ gag me with a spoon

< goes back to work tomorrow for the first time all year its been a nice 2 month vacation more like the worlds longest weekend ever

v doesn't give a darn on what i think of them

^ maybe won't be so much of a post whore since going back to work

< part-time post whore

v just wishes he could post like us

^ obviously has no clue that I'm a she and DOES post like them
< eating peanut butter and banana sandwich for breakfast
V Wants to go shopping with me!

^ i can do that i love shopping it brings me tempory happyness, have you tried PBJ and banana sandwich

< just bought a rolling stones cd make that cd's

v who wants to go in to work for me

^ sorry, i dont work sndays
< just woke up...tired
V make me a sandwich...no mayo

^ f-ck you douche bag make it your self
<tired hungover and at work
V wants my "goods"

^ needs to take a step back and chill out
< bored on rainy Sunday
v wants to come help me take off my rear windshield wiper today

^^ yea dude calm down...prick
< beat one dudes a** lastnight...dont want to start that over again
V maybe ull be nicer?

^ should hang out with frankinscion biggie shorty and I at a scion GTG
<Gettin ready for another 12 hours of GT4
V wont play GT4 as long as i would

^ i will make me a mayo sandwich, yummy

< struming my fingers on my desk

v it aint rainin here

^ ha ha stuck at work
< doesnt like mayo
V loves cheese and mustard as a sandwhich

^^^^ i was just kidding
< wont think peaple on this fourm can take a joke again
V so how are you doing

^ didn't sound (read) like a joke
< loves jokes
v make me laugh

^ confused
< confused
V sort of confused like us

^ :?
< At work, but for some reason in a good mood. 8)
V Not at work, but in a bad mood. :flame:

^ damn right i'm in a ____y mood :flame:

< ugh

v too damn lazy to type anything so you use smillie faces instead

^ not really I like to type
<gonna go see Diary of A Mad Black Woman
V thinks it is a chick flick

^ so? i still wanna see it
< went ninja and flipped out on someone lastnight
V prolly had an uneventfull night lastnight

^ do tell

< slept very well

v wakes up every 1 to 2 hours for no reason at all

^ he hit my g\f over a video game, so i snapped and beat him down...after i smashed his face into the screen. then i smashed his g\fs cell phone.

< im really not an aggressive guy, im very passive about things

V prolly doesnt belive that but its true i swear

^ Needs to see Gary Coleman about anger management!

< Is having a hard day after a LONG night.

v Will decide for me what I want for dinner (Mexican, Chinese, Pizza, or something else??)

^ eats pizza today
< likes partying with girls
v likes dancing with guys :nails:

^ sorry i can't dance and i don't like dancing and won't do it

< isn't at work my first day back is tomorrow, and Reign_Man you should of shoved her cell phone up his a$$ :wink:

v is also getting tired of all the ___ pun jokes

^ needs to learn to dance to find new gf

< can dance like he's black (even though he's white)

v dances like a middle-aged white man

^ is albino

< dances well "leans back" like fat joe

V likes to tango

^ likes to line dance!

< is the dj!

v wishes he can catch a beat!

^ Dropped it like it's hot

< Parked it like it's hot

v Got the Rollie on his arm and he's pourin' Chandon...

^ Is pouring Andre
< Loves her some Moet
V gonna come party with Biggie Shorty and some champagne

^ loves moet

< loves vodka

v likes kool-aid

^ is a lush
< likes PBR
v likes beer better like me

/\ yea kool-aid is ok

< not much of a drinker...

\/ tips up the bottle

^ quit dippin in my kool-aid man

< :rofl:

v your what hurts

^ i try, i try

< taking a break with this stupid research paper

v wants to type the paper for me...AND go to class for me tomorrow night! :clap:

^ Hoards KoolAid
< My hand hurts
V Hoards boxes of pasta

^ what did you do to your hand want me to kiss to make it feel better???

< sure i'm hungry

v buys the garlic bread

^ Is quite a gentleman
< I think I'm the world's first 26 year old arthritic, too much knitting but will suffer through a trip to the market to buy garlic bread
V Is going to bring a salad

/\ id rather eat meat

< i get to go see my g\f soon!

\/ are you lonely this evening?

^ no answer

< pulls eye boogers out with tweasers

v ever pulled eye boogers out with tweasers kind of funny feeling too

^ is pretty damn psychic sometimes

< wife left for a week yesterday *edit* which is aparently making his ___ slow.

v Is going to suggest something really pimpin' that I can find for little to no money for a goofy ___ project vehicle I'm doing this week!

^ suggests duct tape wings with card board

< is a thinker not a do'er

v wheres the do'er that doesn't think

^ needs some serious sexual help

< likes to give more than recieve

V wants to do business with tCTunerz

/\ sorry but im a bit wiser than that

< wants to do business with his lady

\/ needs a pet

^ have a pet

< cat lover i don't care for dogs for me as a pet

v most likely doesn't like cats

/\ you are so right lol, naw they are OK i guess

< has 2 dogs and a FAT cat

\/ is your pet over weight?

^ so? i still wanna see it
< went ninja and flipped out on someone lastnight
V prolly had an uneventfull night lastnightI was just saying that the next person would think it was

^no pets
< saw Diary of a Mad Black Woman and thought it was tight and recommends everyone go and see it.
V is bored and wants to drive their Scion

^ must not like animals

< really could go for a drive...but i'm too tired

v wants to drive me in their scion

U was supposed to respond to mine.

we must've hit reply at the same time...lol

all good

^ it is going to be a hairless mouse
< thinks the xB in GT4 sucks
V thinks I am crazy for saying it sucks

^ is right, it does suck

< wants to go on ROOM RAIDERS on MTV

V wants to be the girl who does my room

^ is into MTV fad shows like 14year old girls
< cant make up his mind about getting BSP tC or SW tC?!?!
v might have typing terets (i dont think thats how you spell it)

^ should get the white tC (black gets dirty fast, but does look better in the end, hmmmmm)

< won't be typing fork your mama damn cork soaker! but does have a really fat kitty! 18 lbs!

v is chillin' like a villan with Bob Dylan!

^ dude bob dylan ain't here but I am chillin...

< got blocked in a portapotty by an xB today
(see http://www.scionlife.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=49353)

V thinks he smells like roses but really smells like poo poo

^ knows I ordered the poo-poo platter on the appetizer menu
< Had a funny one but got beat to the post button
v Burns CDs by hand

^ Deserves a second chance

< is all about giving him a second chance

v is chillin' like a villan with Bob Dylan!