View Full Version : the official Drunk reply Scionlife thread!


ScionFred
09-18-2010, 08:32 AM
Replace your oem 320cc fuel injectors with higher flowing 440cc injectors. It will fool the ECU controlled trip computer into calculating 35mpg instead of the actual 25mpg. I just filled my tank tonight and it took 8.37 gals to go 210 miles. The trip computer reported an avg of 34 mpg vs actual mpg of 25. If I had a piggyback tuned for -5% fuel trim, it would have calculated 30mpg instead for an increase of 5mpg.

Instead of simply comparing miles traveled to gallons used, our trip computer is much more sophisticated. It calculates the fuel used based on fuel trims compared to MAF, based on the oem injector size. Adding larger injectors tricks it into reading less fuel required to travel any given distance because of the negative fuel trims. Adding a piggyback or in-line ECU with fuel trims more negative than the stock configuration will result in the trip computer showing better than actual fuel economy.

Let's face it, it isn't terribly difficult to add more power to a modern lean-burn OBDII engine but improving fuel economy is next to impossible. Especially when you've added a turbo or supercharger. Toyota/Scion engineers are not idiots, not by a long shot.

DJ_FroZone
09-18-2010, 08:39 AM
so i have i/h/e/unichip will this work for me??? annnd link to parts!

ScionFred
09-19-2010, 03:48 AM
so i have i/h/e/unichip will this work for me??? annnd link to parts!

YES!!! It will definitely trick your trip computer into reporting much higher MPG than actual! The "kit" is available exclusively through ScionFred Motorsports. Pricing to be determined.

buickid
09-19-2010, 03:58 AM
DJ Frozone: It doesn't actually increase fuel mileage. Just makes the dash computer say that you did.

DJ_FroZone
09-19-2010, 04:04 AM
ahhhhhhhhh ____.....im leaving this fail here as is. enjoy

ScionFred
09-19-2010, 04:49 AM
I wasn't sure if you were playing along or getting played. buickid is correct.

DJ_FroZone
09-19-2010, 05:01 AM
nope i was dead ___ serious. i got home 4 am. saw this n went right to bed lol

ScionFred
09-19-2010, 06:19 AM
Sounds like you should have slept before replying! LOL

Pasquale
09-19-2010, 11:37 PM
ahhhhhhhhh ____.....im leaving this fail here as is. enjoy /b/


RULE 1 and 2 sir!

XD40tC
09-20-2010, 12:44 AM
Is this actually getting more MPG or is it just reading it innaccurately? sorry Im too drunk to think it out...

CIONIDE
09-20-2010, 01:27 AM
DJ Frozone: It doesn't actually increase fuel mileage. Just makes the dash computer say that you did.
Is this actually getting more MPG or is it just reading it innaccurately? sorry Im too drunk to think it out...

You sir, are now FAIL #2 for this thread...

http://www.scionlife.com/forums/images/smilies/icon_stopit%21.gif


:rofl:

TrevorS
09-20-2010, 01:33 AM
Sounds like you should have slept before replying! LOL
Awww! Don't pick on the poor guy, he was dreaming of the moon :)! Can't say I'd mind it myself, my MPG just dropped from 29.5 to 28.0 hand calculated -- and there I was, hoping for 30+ :(.

DJ_FroZone
09-20-2010, 01:44 AM
RULE 1 and 2 sir!
edited. once again late night reply. my fault

and oh man did he really reply....idk if he is drunk...he typed that to clearly.

pyroman131
09-20-2010, 04:04 AM
What the heck is the purpose of this thread? lol

When I get drunk alone, I play Guitar Hero or I peruse Facebook, not get on ScionLife!!!

Pasquale
09-20-2010, 06:14 AM
Dont get drunk alone LOL... call friends haha, profit

So what purpose does this mod accomplish exactly. Does it just mess with your ECU making the it think its getting better gas mileage then it really is?

XD40tC
09-20-2010, 03:16 PM
Haha I was checkin my FS thread and decided to look around... SL is the last thing I check ;)

TrevorS
09-20-2010, 05:34 PM
So what purpose does this mod accomplish exactly. Does it just mess with your ECU making the it think its getting better gas mileage then it really is?
Increasing injector size is part of adding F/I. The impact on the MPG display is a side effect.

Instead of simply comparing miles traveled to gallons used, our trip computer is much more sophisticated. It calculates the fuel used based on fuel trims compared to MAF, based on the oem injector size.
The injectors are probably by far the best measure the ECU has for gas consumption, given they're directly controlled by a computer. I expect the gas tank float serves more as a convenience to the driver than anything else.

ScionFred
09-21-2010, 02:27 AM
What the heck is the purpose of this thread? lol

That's a great question. So far it has proven to be a somewhat amusing reading comprehension test! :lol:

I really posted this just to share the info about how fuel trims affect the trip computer. Any piggyback or in-line ECU that controls the injector pulse will certainly affect the mpg calculation. So when you read about some one claiming better mpg with a turbo, bigger injectors and engine management, now you'll know why they think they are.

As for the misleading title... I was really drunk at the time...

XD40tC
09-21-2010, 02:46 AM
Haha yes!

Pasquale
09-21-2010, 07:25 PM
HAHAHA!!

... every time I read this I want a beer....Mmmm Beer

pyroman131
01-06-2011, 03:15 AM
HAHAHA!!

... every time I read this I want a beer....Mmmm Beer
I brought this thraed back because i'm actuallya trashed at a bar RIHGT HOWW and was jloking up the unichip on my phone and thogh it woudl be cool as to scionlife.!!!!!

werisd how this is first hting othat came upa!

Sent from my Droid

Pasquale
01-06-2011, 05:27 PM
LOL

"sent from my droid"... was all I got lol!!

Kingshawty12
02-05-2011, 05:25 AM
LMAO! xD this thread is pointless but its soo funny xD we should rename this the official Drunk reply Scionlife thread!

ScionFred
02-05-2011, 06:30 AM
LMAO! xD this thread is pointless but its soo funny xD we should rename this the official Drunk reply Scionlife thread!

Done!

Kingshawty12
02-05-2011, 02:50 PM
Omg lmao! Haha

DJ_FroZone
02-05-2011, 08:21 PM
ohhh laawwdd

pyroman131
02-06-2011, 05:33 AM
Well, I just revisited this thread, obviously sober now, and read my post.

The funny thing is my txt messages come out horribly illegible, yet my Forum post there was quite understandable. lol

I'll have to try to remember the next time I get hammered to come back to this thread. :)

XD40tC
02-08-2011, 02:06 AM
bubbleguts!

dspeedy69
02-09-2011, 04:38 AM
Ha Ha Ha..."Sent from my Droid" has to be one of the funniest parts of this thread. I was actually reading it out loud to my wife, and thats the only thing she understood. lol

Pasquale
02-09-2011, 10:40 PM
This is by far my favorite thread on this entire forum.

pyroman131
02-10-2011, 04:00 AM
Ha Ha Ha..."Sent from my Droid" has to be one of the funniest parts of this thread. I was actually reading it out loud to my wife, and thats the only thing she understood. lol
This is by far my favorite thread on this entire forum.
Well I'm glad that I could be of service to you guys here lol. The next time I get hammered, which will probably be this weekend, I'll make sure to come back here and write out whatever the hell is going on in my head.

Sent from my Droid

jono06tc
02-11-2011, 04:13 PM
OHHHHH YEAHHHHHH!!! drunk from t

well thats how far i got with writing that last night... hahaha