i haven't got a good one i wanna see someone who has one so i can use it againts my highschool friends lol

 

Well what kind of cars do they drive? Just bag on there cars! Or have you been fixen your up? I just tell people, "come see my box and tell me waht you see _____! That's right, it's better than anything on the road!!"

 

i usually go for personal attacks, or if im desperate, i make fun of their car

another good one is "whats your gas mileage again?"
shuts them up for me since we're poor highschoolers who cant afford gas

 

nah i haven't been fixin my car up yet gettin rims hopefully but yea some of the ppl that talk trash about my scion don't have cars and some do have really nice cars :-p

 

Just kick them in the *****.

 

This guy at Lowes asked me what my xb was going to be when it grew up. I said I don't know, maybe your mother. If my friends rag on me that's fine, I don't care.

 

I work at Lowe's! hahaha anyway, read this thread, it is alot of help
https://www.scionlife.com/forums/vie...020&highlight=
I am sure you will agree, thirteen pages worth of insults and come backs is more than enough. You will know exactly what to expect.

 

I'm used to snide comments about my cars.

When I restored Corvettes, idiots would walk around car shows and try to impress their girlfriends by putting down show cars... never mind the fact that their car was also their pizza delivery vehicle.

When I got into street rodding, there would always be some purist hanging around who wanted to know how I could cut up a 1962 Jaguar and put a built 327 in it. Or, ask why I didn't "restore" my Triumph Spitfire instead of going with a roll bar, racing suspension and GT6 engine.

You get the point... most folks are clueless. My comeback is simply this...

What's YOUR net worth?

Most won't get it at all. Laugh and move on.

 

Bah... you gotta go with the flow! I've been asked that same question... and I answer, "when it grows up it wants to be a Toyota Sequoia" That always disarms the person and they start laughing...

 

I usually say an ambulance, but that one works too.

 

The best one of all times is someone giving your car some new bull ____ name and you tell them " And whats you Gas milage?" Or some other comment and you tie them into saying "Nice comeback.... etc" And then you just tll them "If I wanted my *** back id get it off your momma's/ Girlfreind's/ Wife's face! That shuts just about everyone up!

 

i SECOND A KICK IN THE *****, ask the cavalier, neon, civic, etc drivers whats so great about their ____ boxes, no pun intended. They will think adn smoke may appear.

 

"Whatever..." is always a snappy comeback.

 

I'd have to agree. Created a trump card for their own diss always catches them. In fact i use that for all disses, no matter car related or not. I usually say an H2 or a hummer, since that's what many of them think.

 

that's the ***** fu__in shizznit!lol

 

i say it is a cardboard box with some pretty wheels that gets about twice the amount of mga as you do. and it cost half as much as your car.


i like the guys with the big ___ trucks...."what kind of toy is that?"
me...(as i am looking at the pump they are at dollar ticker) one that gets full for about 1/3 of that price and get more miles on one tank then you do also. and your 6 inch lift cost you about 10,000 and my 2" inch lowering cost 200....hmmmm...do the math?

 

One month after I got my car, I was filling up at a gas station when a I'd say, 20-something year old ****-bucket-_____ (sorry women) gets out of her car and says, "Damn that's an Ugly ___ car!"

And for some odd reason, at the top of my lungs i yelled, "Yeah, WELL.. GO F*CK YOURSELF!"

Everyone in the gas station was looking at me. It was funny. So yeah, That was my comeback and it shut her the hell up, so "whatever.... I do what I want...."

 

I tell them it gets 88 miles per gallon. Then see the stupid look on there face as they belive me and ask where they can get one.

 

Tell them your mom enjoyed the back seat.

 

^ ooo i like that one!

the really creative comeback at my school is , "cool" which really doesnt work, just tell em to go um well im not sposed to swear on this site... ;)