ok, so I find out that my gf thinks its cute when people write stuff on her car and decorate it. so since she graduated the other day i decided to write on her windows, put toilet paper all over her car, streamers, balloons, and put shaving cream all over her tires. she thought it was great. then she becomes a moron. she then writes on my car with some kind of foam ____, but instead of just writing on the windows she decides to do designs all over the PAINT. of course it ended up raining, so this substance ran all down my car. i go outside and the green foam substance ends up peeling off, problem is it leaves behind this residue / mark all over my car; all in the paint of my car. i've tried power washing, i've tried scrubbing, these marks won't come out, they seem to be stained into the paint now. it's ALL over my car.

 

Try a claybard.

 

Cool, any Pics???





Just kidding, try a clay bar... But more importantly find out what it was she used. Then kill her, dispose of the body ... and find a new one.

 

post scantily clad pictures of her on the internet. preferably linked in this thread.

 

^ What Duma Said...

here's a concept... Make her fix it. In her Bikini

 

time to learn how to detail cars! it could be fun! or you could hate it. just don't try anything stupid...

 

OH MY GOD! I'd be so ____ed, i'm sure you are too! Sigh I feel u bro! Take care of it asap!

 

Get this: http://www.properautocare.com/74uldema.html

and this: http://www.properautocare.com/3mperswirmar.html

and never look back. Youll thank her for me turning you on to some quality detailing products that will mak your car look better than it ever has.

 

I don't know what a Bard... clay or not can offer in way of help.

Maybe he can sing a song about how your girl effed up your car.

 

I would have stabbed her in the *&$% eye with a soldering iron and then ripped her toenails out with a pair of pliers. Then I would have made her fix my car while I throw baby crocodiles at her and I would call her "Patchy McPatches" b/c of the eye patch she would have to wear.

"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a b*&^h?"

-Z

 

If you do decide to kill her, use the clay bar on her body to remove fingerprints and also use it on the murder weapon. Clay bar removes damn near everything!

DISCLAIMER: This is a joke, do not try this at home.

 

Does insurance cover moronic girlfriends?

Also, I know of a site that charges $50K a hit - if your interested ;)

 

I would kill that *itch. Or get Wayne Brady to do it.

Sorry that happened to ya. Hope you can fix it without too much trouble.

 

i hear brake fluid does wonders

 

Why bother with the bikini.
Maybe she can compensate you in an other way.

 

sorry about ur car maybe this will cheer u up
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

paint stripper should take those marks right off..

 

it's done and over with.. who cares move on.. Dont listen to these forum dudes!!

Paint stripper will take the clear coat off as well and ur paint will just goto poop

brake fluid if stayed on over night, will eat through paint and that very spot will never be able to be painted...on forget about using it on a bumper..dont do such a thing!

is this a joke topic? i mean u all are giving him idea's on how to distroy his car

wax it buddy,
if u must go buy some paste and polish it.. but thats kinda priceuyeyeyy

 

that sucks

 

no way! your trying to tell me paint stripper will ruin the paint?!?! you cannot be serious man. They should put that on the can!!