this starter posting is original material by scifly. add in your own new or old jokes or whatever funny comments you have heard about xBs or pictures or photoshopped horrors; whatever is -funny-... like that Pepsi Can behind the Polar White

ya know.....


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The Scion xB is a remarkable car in many ways

For one thing it's changed the way straight guys speak to each other,
esp. on this forum. Every day I read here some variant of....


"Hey man I really http://img94.exs.cx/img94/6381/aaheart5du.gif your box"



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http://img135.exs.cx/img135/8674/aarotalaff4am.gif

lol i didnt even know there was such a thing as xB jokes.

SCION..... its no joke!!!


lol

there should be. the xB is much like Henry Ford's Model T. That car was so beloved and made fun about that there were -thousands- of jokes made about the Model T

Now it is our time and our car, this crazy Scion!


Jokes are hard to -create-. What ya do is keep your ears and head open for funny stuff and -post it here-

like, I did not 'write' the joke in red above. I only -caught it up- because it's said a dozen times per day on this forum in one way or another witthout a hint of the speaker letting on that he sees the double meaning.

the comic puts the double meaning out into -contrast- ya see?

So... I don't get no respect! I wonder why? Could it be because I am mooney?





































http://img135.exs.cx/img135/8317/aamoon7vu.gif

SCION..... its no joke!!!


lol


you sure about that? Spell the name backwards:


no ics

no icks!

huuuuh?

Well, sir, I see some xB's over-customized in bad taste .....

(oh, not heeeere, oh no! ha ha)....

I just call 'em as I see 'em:



"iCkS"!


PS: spelling "lol" backwards still makes lol! But not "scion" backwards! NO ics!

What do you get when you cross a Mini Cooper with an Astro Van?






A SCION xB.







(okay, that's not a good joke, but it's what I have right now.)

"it's all good"






twisted minds might want to dis friends' (?) ugly cars with pictures
but better keep it mild.... let the picture speak by itself....




or you might get.....












http://img172.echo.cx/img172/7861/key2tc.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)'D
















http://img41.exs.cx/img41/3683/aaviolent3pa.gif



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forgive every one..... well almost

a current hot thread. comment -there-, not -here-

http://www.scionlife.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=63054

i guess whereas we would say

my Xb is JDM HooommmmeeSSS!!! :ttth: (i mean Bb sorry...touchy subject with some i know since it would be JDM)

they would say

My Bb isa USDM HOME BOY!!! :ttth: (same vise versa XB)

lol! ok maybe not but still its the same response but difference in taste....sometimes imitation is the highest form of flattery but chevy... :nope: uh huhhh

Not sure if this fits the thread. My wife's xB has a "Brave Little Toaster" licence plate frame on it. The kids from my son's class kept bugging my wife and son about "where is the toast?" and "when do we get some toast?". So my awesome wife showed up at school one day at lunchtime with cinnamon toast for the whole class. It was more fun than cupcakes! If you look closely in the picture you can see that most every kid has toast.



http://www.scionlife.com/gallery/data/500/toast_2.jpg

:lol:

^^ Now that's actually funny.

Some of you guys really need to lay off the prozac. :roll:

Or maybe double the dosage...

This is what my plate says...
http://img244.echo.cx/img244/7200/yeaiknow7js.jpg

Any comments? Read the plate! :rofl:

Not sure if this fits the thread. My wife's xB has a "Brave Little Toaster" licence plate frame on it. The kids from my son's class kept bugging my wife and son about "where is the toast?" and "when do we get some toast?". So my awesome wife showed up at school one day at lunchtime with cinnamon toast for the whole class. It was more fun than cupcakes! If you look closely in the picture you can see that most every kid has toast.



http://www.scionlife.com/gallery/data/500/toast_2.jpg




car wash toaster: the famous Toastalator!

http://img223.echo.cx/img223/3894/toastolator25ly.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

hmm... when you said that it has the JT Evolution kit, does it mean that it has the 2 huge fog lights on the bumper? that i must see...

http://www.jtautostyle.com/images/categories/pic_404.jpg
http://www.jtautostyle.com/images/categories/pic_122.jpg

thats the messiest and nastiest xb.

that thing is nasty!
wavs all over the fiberglass..
gaps.. not even a drop(decent one)