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so, what's liquid, white in color, and when it dries it leaves this powdery residue?? well, it just so happened that about 2 hours after i handwash my car, i find this on it!!



at first i thought i got egged, but those markings are too small, i didn't see shell casings, nor yolk, then i thought my car got paintballed, but still no casings, and see no dents, then i thought it was bird poo...unless there was a flock over my car i find it hard to believe that its bird poo, and it has no smell either..... so what is it??
i just wiped it off since it was powdery... about to spray it down again.



at first i thought i got egged, but those markings are too small, i didn't see shell casings, nor yolk, then i thought my car got paintballed, but still no casings, and see no dents, then i thought it was bird poo...unless there was a flock over my car i find it hard to believe that its bird poo, and it has no smell either..... so what is it??
i just wiped it off since it was powdery... about to spray it down again.
rub it between your fingers and taste it like they do in the movies....hmmmm, what's this? [licks finger] drops over....jk, don't do that....smell it....hmmmm, what's this? [smells window] drops over....jk, don't do that.
look up and see what you parked under. do that....jk
look up and see what you parked under. do that....jk
Originally Posted by azurepearl05
so, what's liquid, white in color, and when it dries it leaves this powdery residue?? well, it just so happened that about 2 hours after i handwash my car, i find this on it!!
at first i thought i got egged, but those markings are too small, i didn't see shell casings, nor yolk, then i thought my car got paintballed, but still no casings, and see no dents, then i thought it was bird poo...unless there was a flock over my car i find it hard to believe that its bird poo, and it has no smell either..... so what is it??
i just wiped it off since it was powdery... about to spray it down again.
at first i thought i got egged, but those markings are too small, i didn't see shell casings, nor yolk, then i thought my car got paintballed, but still no casings, and see no dents, then i thought it was bird poo...unless there was a flock over my car i find it hard to believe that its bird poo, and it has no smell either..... so what is it??
i just wiped it off since it was powdery... about to spray it down again.
Maybe someone sprayed a fire extinguisher near your car?
Originally Posted by EG0
I still think those came from paintballs. 
edit : looks like candle wax tbh
I'm going to say probably bird pee.... My car had gotten sprayed like that while in a parking lot... any flocks been flying around your area lately? Sounds disgusting but it's either that or someone told a joke to their friend while drinking milk and passing your car.... and laughed it all up through their nose right onto your bumper.... 
Actually in all seriousness, had you gone food shopping or something? It almost looks like someone dropped a container of milk next to your car, and it splashed onto it.
Either way just wash it off, fortunately it doesn't look like there was any real damage, I would even say it wasn't even likely intentional, whatever it is.
Actually in all seriousness, had you gone food shopping or something? It almost looks like someone dropped a container of milk next to your car, and it splashed onto it.
Either way just wash it off, fortunately it doesn't look like there was any real damage, I would even say it wasn't even likely intentional, whatever it is.
Originally Posted by surfcity40
rub it between your fingers and taste it like they do in the movies....hmmmm, what's this? [licks finger] drops over....jk, don't do that....smell it....hmmmm, what's this? [smells window] drops over....jk, don't do that.
look up and see what you parked under. do that....jk
look up and see what you parked under. do that....jk
i could be wrong, but when i wash my car and i dry it off. I always find some soapy water that gathers up and runs off from crevasses of the car, such as taillights, spoiler, and becauses powderish when it drys, like in the pictures. but anyways, it could be that you didn't wash all the soap off and it had gotten wet some how to create those patterns.
"From the windooooow... to the wall... Ahhh Skeeeee skeee skee skee skee..."
Seriously, it just looks like milk from a kids cereal bowl. No big deal... remember it could be worse. Look on the bright side... it could have been keyed or something!
Seriously, it just looks like milk from a kids cereal bowl. No big deal... remember it could be worse. Look on the bright side... it could have been keyed or something!
mm bird pee... no such thing? birds has 1 hole LOL, they poop and pee at the same time, thus liquidy/solid poop. if it's liquid poop, then those birds must of ate something wrong.... cuz that's bird diarrea!






