Favorite Movie Quote? [Archive]

Stu_Gotti

12-05-2005, 01:18 PM

:lol:

Arthur approaches an isolated castle guarded by soldiers ( #1 & #2 ) .....

S #1: Where'd you get the coconuts?
A : We found them.
S #1: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
A : What do you mean?
S #1: Well, this is a temperate zone.
A : The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
S #1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
A : Not at all. They could be carried.
S #1: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
A: It could grip it by the husk!
S #1: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
A: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here.
S #1: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
A: Please!
S #1: Am I right?
A: I'm not interested!
S #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
S #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point.
S #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that.
A: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?!
S #1: But then of course a-- African swallows are non-migratory.
S #2: Oh, yeah...
S #1: So they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway...

dgHotLava

12-05-2005, 02:10 PM

"I take it black.... like my men" - Airplane
"Ever seen a grown man naked?"- Airplane
"Champ, I think I ate your chocolate squirrel" -Anchorman
"She's kinda freaking *PG13* cute, let her touch your penis" Harold and Kumar

alonge those lines...

'Nice Beaver'-naked gun.

THansenite

12-05-2005, 03:09 PM

There are a lot of good lines in Good Will Hunting.

My favorite:
"Do you like apples? Well I got her number...how about them apples."

The Monty Python coconut banter is also a classic.

matt_a

12-05-2005, 03:17 PM

"We trained him wrong on purpose....as a joke"

-old Kung Fu master in Kung Pow.

davedavetC

12-05-2005, 03:34 PM

"you guys want to watch my movie?"
"Yea, sure"
...

"this is probly the worst movie ever!"

"You know what napoleon, if you dont like it... you can leave."

mfbenson

12-05-2005, 05:11 PM

"It used to be enough that when I came home angry and knowing that my life wasn't toeing my five-year plan, I could clean my condominium or detail my car. Someday I'd be dead without a scar and there would be a really nice condo and car."

Same movie as the quote in my tagline.

peteyd

12-05-2005, 05:13 PM

Hooligan: So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yardballs!
Cooper: Wow. You guys are on a completely different level of swearing here.

Mad Maynard: F*** off! Get out of it, you wankers! Go on, you Gallic f***ing garlic-breath tossers! ____ off! Get in here and say that, mate! Come on! F***ing come and have it! You f***ing beep? We'll beep, you bastard, all over your f***ing nose! F*** off! Go on, you French b****ds! Get on the other side of the road, you pricks! Go on out of it! F*** off! I'm knackered.

Scott: Excuse me.
Mad Maynard: Hello boyo!
Scott: So what the hell happened last night?
Mad Maynard: You got steamed up, ____ed as a fart. Too much sauce son.

-EuroTrip

Chillaxin206

12-05-2005, 05:16 PM

"It was nothing like that, penis breath"

~From E.T.

fro

12-05-2005, 06:35 PM

haha, as for movies edited for television, my favorite line in the wrold has to be from "Die Hard" on TNT:

John McClane (Bruce Willis) after the plane explodes...

"Yippee-ki-yay, Mr. Falcon."

It's seriously worth watching the whole syndicated movie just for that line and the very end of the movie.

fro

12-05-2005, 06:57 PM

"Here's Johnny!" -The Shining (Directed by me :P )

Someone is toying around with your work Stan!
(actually, if you havent seen it already, its pretty damn creative)

http://www.ps260.com/molly/SHINING%20FINAL.mov

stankubrick

12-05-2005, 07:49 PM

sexyscionlover

12-05-2005, 07:53 PM

THE_DON

12-05-2005, 08:41 PM

"If it bleeds, we can kill it"

~ Predator

"Look at all that sh*t! Do you really need all that sh*t? For Christ's sake it's Christmas!"

~Bad Santa

"I could blow this place up and be home in time for Corn flakes"

~Total Recall

"I'm a Jedi, like my father before me"

~Return of the Jedi

"It's time for Reggie, to Karate-cize yo azz"

~The Nutty Professor

"Hey look, an elephant!"

~Last Action Hero

-THE DON

Ergo_Scion

12-05-2005, 10:53 PM

"I believe in America."

The Godfather

--and--

"Fine speech. Now what do we do?"

Braveheart

XB_BOY_2005

12-05-2005, 11:06 PM

Here is one Some scion lifers should read
"If you dont have something nice to say,dont say anything at all"
-Thumper, Bambi :rofl:

stankubrick

12-05-2005, 11:38 PM

Well Stankubrick, you should have saved everyone the trouble, and never made AI :wink:

haha. terrible movie. they made us watch it in english class. lets make more of a melodramatic work of science fiction...

scott

No way man, If I had made it, it would have been awesome, Speilberg screwed it up! I have never made a bad movie.... :come:

"I know you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.."
-HAL in 2001: A Space Odyssey

peteyd

12-05-2005, 11:55 PM

Just cause I saw the bad santa one.

Marcus: It won't happen again. I can promise you that. Willie here has low blood sugar. That's all.
Willie: That's right. I forgot to take my pill.
Bob Chipeska: It's not just the swearing. Forgive me for prying, but did one of you, um, fornicate...
Willie: Fornicate?
Bob Chipeska: Yes. With a heavy-set woman in the big-and-tall dressing room?
Willie: Look, I've boned alot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But, as far back as I can remember, I've never fornicated anybody.
Bob Chipeska: Yes... Well, even still, I think it's best for all parties considered if we...
Marcus: If we what?
Bob Chipeska: Well, I have somebody else interested in the position.
Willie: Before you do something stupid you might want to think about this s***.
Bob Chipeska: What are you talking about?
Willie: I'm talking about firing a little black midget. A small, colored, African-American small person. That's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about your face all over godd*** USA Today, that's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about 150 of these little motherf*****s all over the sidewalk out there. Holding pickett signs and using bullhorns and s*** like that. Screaming and hollering your name out. Unfair practices, get me?
Bob Chipeska: Oh no, this is not a handicapped thing. I have nothing against you people.
Willie: You people? Did you hear that Marcus? He said 'You People.'
Marcus: Who the hell is us people?
Bob Chipeska: No... He said... But... what... No no. Um, I think it's best if we just forget we had this conversation.
Willie: Good thinking. And don't worry about us. We'll be fine. Let's get the hell out of here Marcus.
[Willie and Marcus get up to leave as Willie turns back to Bob]
Willie: You're pathetic.

matt_a

12-06-2005, 01:09 PM

CricketC

12-06-2005, 07:24 PM

"Hey, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?"
- Jason Lee "Mallrats"

"That's so money, baby."
- Vince Vaughn "Swingers"

peteyd

12-09-2005, 01:31 AM

im surpised no one quoted pulp fiction

x_rayted711

12-09-2005, 02:16 AM

I think someone did...on page one. I'm too lazy to check though

Fm_Tc_In_Ma

12-09-2005, 02:42 AM

"no. no man. Shiit no man.
I believe you'd get your asss kicked for saying something like that man"

-Lawrence, Office Space

"I used to be over by the window and I could see the squirrels and they were merry."

-Milton, Office Space

WeDriveScions

12-09-2005, 03:56 AM

I love Milton.... And My Stapler....

DJ_Seksies

12-09-2005, 04:24 AM

Do it, just do it
-Ben Stiller, Starsky and Hutch

Adam Sandler: How bout lets have a maniacal pillow fight tonight?
Unger (think thats his name): Yea and send it to Pay Per View. Superstar vs. Half-a-Star
-Longest Yard

We could've been a good couple... We could've had somethin special... But you one crazy @$$ b!tch!!!!
-Chris Tucker, Rush Hour 2

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

ucyib2papi

12-09-2005, 05:10 PM

are they sacrificing a virgin?
i hope not. a virgin is a terrible thing to waste.
revenge of the nerds II

bahamut_zero

12-09-2005, 05:55 PM

'When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the Earth.'

Dawn of the Dead

TheScionicMan

12-09-2005, 11:02 PM

God this stuff isn't getting to me - the shootings, the knifings, the beatings. Old ladies being bashed in the head for their social security checks. Nah that doesn't bother me. But you know what does bother me? You know what makes me really sick to my stomach? It's watching you stuff your face with those hotdogs! Nobody - I mean nobody puts ketchup on a hot dog!
Clint Eastwood
Sudden Impact

When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.
Clint Eastwood
Dirty Harry

"Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges!"
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre.

I believe this movie. A dude could jump off a mountain and not hurt himself, cause he did brace himself. And knew something about the levels of gravitivity and polarity.
Robert Townsend
Hollywood Shuffle

Sgt. Sisk: Ladies and gentlemen, our suspect is not human. He is at home in the bush. Shoot to kill. Any questions?
Mob Member: Oh, yeah, yeah, I got a question there. When do we get to light our torches?
Sgt. Sisk: When it gets dark.
Mob Member: Ah, I see. Oh, hey, I got another question there. Suppose, hypothetically, you know, a guy had already lit his torch. I mean, it'd be cool if he could just keep it lit, huh?
Sgt. Sisk: Yes.
Mob Member: Oh, excellent. Excellent.
Sgt. Sisk: Now, if there are no more questions ...
Mob Member: Oh, hey, hey, hey, I got another question. Hey, uh, if one part of the mob gets separated from another part of the mob, shouldn't there be a place that we can get together? Maybe a secret place the two mobs could reunite, and we'd be a big mob again.
Sgt. Sisk: Stay with the mob.
Mob Member: Stay with the mob. All right.
Sgt. Sisk: Right.
Mob Member: Hey, hey, hey, I got another question. Hey, uh, doesn't this guy deserve a fair trial?
Sgt. Sisk: You - back of the mob!
Mob Member: "Back of the mob"? What? This is my spot! I came early!
Sgt. Sisk: Okay, *out* of the mob!
Mob Member: Ah, this mob blows.

Norm McDonald
The Animal

You can do it!
Various artists

Kid in Bank: Hey, Mom! It's the guy who robbed the bank.
Tommy: I didn't rob any bank.
Kid in Bank: Oh, yeah, right. Like it was some other real fat guy with a tiny head.
Tommy: I got a tiny head?

Chris Farley
Tommy Boy

Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?

Joey: Wait a minute. I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabar. You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.
Roger Murdock: I'm sorry son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.
Joey: You are Kareem. I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets.
Roger Murdock: I think you should go back to your seat now Joey. Right Clarence?
Captain Oveur: Nahhhhhh, he's not bothering anyone, let him stay here.
Roger Murdock: But just remember, my name is ROGER MURDOCK. I'm an airline pilot.
Joey: I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs.
Roger Murdock: The hell I don't. LISTEN KID. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.

Airplane

I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that.
John Cusack
Say Anything

You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill... on weed? Oh, there's some crazy ____, man. There's a dude in the bushes. Has he got a gun? I dunno! RED TEAM GO, RED TEAM GO
John Stewart

In eleven days I'm as good as skewered! Ever take your clothes off and run backwards through a cornfield?
Harland Williams

Thurgood Jenkins: The MacGyver smoker is a very handy guy to have around, especially when it comes to reefer.
McGayver Friend: Hey, man, we're out of papers.
McGayver Smoker: All right. Then get me a toilet paper roll, a corkscrew and some tin foil.
McGayver Friend: We don't have a corkscrew.
McGayver Smoker: All right. Then get me an avocado, an ice pick and my snorkel.
McGayver Smoker: [Friend looks at him funny] Trust me, bro. I've made bongs with less. Hurry up!
Half Baked

iNFEktEd

12-09-2005, 11:36 PM

your mom goes to college

reybz

12-10-2005, 08:10 AM

"We heard you's was hung. They were right" blazing saddles

TheScionicMan

12-10-2005, 08:14 AM

It's good to be the King!

iNFEktEd

12-10-2005, 09:38 AM

"shut the f*** up fat man this dont concern you" -jules, pulp fiction.

stankubrick

12-10-2005, 05:20 PM

"You'll shoot your eye out, kid!"
-Santa Claus, A Christmas Story

SSMtC05

12-11-2005, 10:06 PM

Im from a weeeeeeeee little town in germany called lickenzeedickens. How about you hebrew melvin? Galaxia- anger management.

And no im not ___

Jay

xa-minister

12-11-2005, 11:16 PM

Milton: "(muttering) F... C... V..."
Lumberg: "Hi, Milton. What's happening?"
Milton: "I was-- I-I-- I didn't receive my paycheck this week."
Lumberg: "Uh, you're going to have to talk to Payroll about that."
Milton: "I did and they said that--"
Lumberg: "Milt, we're going to need you to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B."
Milton: "No, I-I was told I could not--"
Lumberg: "We have some new people coming in..."
Milton: "No. There's--"
Lumberg: "...and we need all the space we can get."
Milton: "But there's no space--"
Lumberg: "So if you could just go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there..."
Milton: "But, n--"
Lumberg: ...that would be terrific."
Milton: "I-I was told..."
Lumberg: "Mm-kay?"
Milton: "...I could stay. Excuse me. I believe you have my stapler. I-- Mmm."

Office Space

Sal803

12-12-2005, 03:14 AM

and now to our blackuweather forecast...ITS GON RAIN!-family guy

this your dog? ::kick:: thats how i roll- jack black in anchorman

iNFEktEd

12-12-2005, 06:59 AM

this your dog? ::kick:: thats how i roll- jack black in anchorman

that was a funny a$$ scene! :rofl: ... i like the part when he threw that berrito and it hit jack balck!! halarious!!

HuskerChub

12-12-2005, 09:18 PM

You don't have to sleep with everyone that you love. Why should you love everyone that you sleep with?--Green Plaid Shirt

TheScionicMan

12-12-2005, 11:46 PM

That's right, that's right, we bad! Uh huh....

Richard Pryor - Gene Wilder
Stir Crazy

RIP

konsumer

01-16-2007, 04:14 PM

Melvin Udall: Never, never, interrupt me, okay? Not if there's a fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're going to faint. Even then, don't come knocking. Or, if it's election night, and you're excited and you wanna celebrate because some fudgepacker that you date has been elected the first queer president of the United States and he's going to have you down to Camp David, and you want someone to share the moment with. Even then, don't knock. Not on this door. Not for ANY reason. Do you get me, sweetheart?

konsumer

01-16-2007, 04:17 PM

Back from the dead!!!

web

01-16-2007, 04:28 PM

Boondock Saints

Connor: [picking out weapons and gear] Do ya know what we need, man? Some rope.
Murphy: Absolutely. What are you, insane?
Connor: No I ain't. Charlie Bronson's always got rope.
Murphy: What?
Connor: Yeah. He's got a lot of rope strapped around him in the movies, and they always end up using it.
Murphy: You've lost it, haven't ya?
Connor: No, I'm serious.
Murphy: That's stupid. Name one thing you'd need a rope for.
Connor: You don't ____in' know what you're gonna need it for. They just always need it.
Murphy: What's this 'they' ____? This isn't a movie.
Connor: Oh, right.
[picks up large knife out of Murphy's bag]
Connor: Is that right, Rambo?
Murphy: All right. Get your stupid ____in' rope.
Connor: I'll get my stupid rope. I'll get it. There's a rope right there.

Doc: You know what they say: People in glass houses sink sh... sh... sh... ships.
Rocco: I got to buy you a proverb book or something, because this mix 'n' match ____'s got to go.
Doc: What?
Connor: Well, a penny saved is worth two in the bush, isn't it?
Murphy: And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen.

Connor: Now you will receive us.
Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
Connor: We do not want your tired and sick.
Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim.
Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us.
Murphy: With every breath, we shall hunt them down.
Connor: Each day we will spill their blood, 'til it rains down from the skies.
Murphy: Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
Connor: These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over, in to true corruption, into our domain.
Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day you will reap it.
Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish.

Perfect for us Italians
Rocco: They can suck my pathetic little dick, and I'll dip my nuts in marinara sauce just so those fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it.

DragonR

01-16-2007, 04:33 PM

Space balls

Dark Helmet: We were told to comb the desert so we're combing it.
[to two white henchmen with a giant comb]
Dark Helmet: Found anything yet?
Henchmen: Nothing sir!
[to two more white henchmen with a giant comb]
Dark Helmet: How bout you?
Henchmen: Not a thing sir!
[to two black henchmen with a giant pick]
Dark Helmet: What about you guys?
Henchmen: Man, we ain't found ____!

willingwelli

01-16-2007, 04:35 PM

Talledga Nights

"If you don't chew big red gum, then ____ YOU."

hotweelz4me

01-16-2007, 04:42 PM

"English MF'er, do you speak it!?" -Samual L. Jackson, Pulp Fiction

"Hanzel, so hot right now." -Will Ferrel, Zoolander

Fsu1dolfan

01-16-2007, 05:14 PM

"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

bBsactoguy

01-16-2007, 05:43 PM

"Your clothes, give them to me NOW." -- The Terminator
"I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle." -- The Terminator 2 Judgement Day

bBsactoguy

01-16-2007, 05:47 PM

All from HAPPY GILMORE

Shooter: "Just stay out of my way or you'll pay. Listen to what I say."
Happy: "How about I just go eat some hay. I could make things out of clay, and lay by the bay. I just may. What d'ya say?"

Happy: "Just tap it in. Just tap it in. Give it a little tappy tap tap taparoo!"

burstaneurysm

01-16-2007, 05:57 PM

Usual Suspects: "He'll flip you, flip you for real."
Fear and Loathing: "We can't stop here. This is bat country!"
Borat: "High Five!"

scionofPCFL

01-16-2007, 06:00 PM

"I'm a free man and I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months. "
-Michael Bolton

"And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Dom too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll, I'll, I'll set, the building on fire...
Y-- Excuse me. You-- I believe you have my stapler? "
-Milton Waddams

"You see Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care."
-Peter Gibbons

"I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh. "
-Drew (can now be seen on Allstate commericials)

""What" ain't no country I ever heard of! Do they speak English in "What"? "
-Jules Winfield

"Nah man, I'm pretty flippin far from OK. "
-Marsellus Wallace

"Oh man, I just shot Marvin in the face. "
-Vincent Vega

"Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, alright. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some flippin' muscle."
- Wooderson

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older and they stay the same age."
-Wooderson

"Say man, you got a joint on you man? ...It be a lot cooler if ya did."
-Wooderson

"Party at the Moon Tower."
-Wooderson

Fsu1dolfan

01-16-2007, 06:00 PM

Full Metal Jacket: "Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few marines! God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your a$$ belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?"

scionofPCFL

01-16-2007, 06:03 PM

"Dang, that was lucky! God darn near lost a $400 handcart!"
-Taggert

"Mongo only pawn in game of life. "
-Mongo

"Excuse me while I whip this out... "
-Bart

burstaneurysm

01-16-2007, 06:08 PM

Swingers: "I'm gonna make Gretsky's head bleed for superfan 99 over here."
"Look at you. You wanna kiss me."

Come to think about it, I think that entire script is quotable.

Fsu1dolfan

01-16-2007, 06:14 PM

Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned- Tyler

scionofPCFL

01-16-2007, 06:18 PM

"Alright, fine, I’ll ask her. Ma’am, where do all the high school girls hang out around here?"
-Trent (swingers)

"You're so money and you don't even know it!"
-Trent and others

"I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's really hoping makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know. The guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's coming from. Okay? You're a bad man. You're a bad man, Mikey. You're a bad man, bad man."
-Trent

"You got these flipping claws and these fangs, man. And you’re looking at your claws and you’re lookin’ at your fangs and you’re thinkin’ to yourself, ‘I don’t know what to do’, man. ‘I don’t know how to kill the bunny. With this, I don’t know how to kill the bunnies’, man."
-Trent

Fsu1dolfan

01-16-2007, 06:19 PM

Tommy: Are you sayin' I can't shoot?
Turkish: No Tommy, I'm not saying you can't shoot. I know you can't shoot. I'm saying that six-pound piece of sh*t stuck in your trousers would do more damage if you fed it to him.

scionofPCFL

01-16-2007, 06:23 PM

"the entire British Empire was built on cups of tea, so if you think I'm going to war without one, you're mistaken!"

"There's no money, there's no weed. It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses."

"If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya.'

"Yeah, little bit of pain never hurt anybody. If you know what I mean. Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, flip-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shut 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro. "

tml057

01-16-2007, 06:30 PM

"You'll do your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f#@& the prom queen!" (Sean Connery, The Rock)

etli

01-17-2007, 05:35 PM

I know what you're thinking,
"Did he fire 6 shots? or only 5".
Well, the truth of the matter is;
in all this excitement, I've kind of lost count myself.
But being that this is a .44 Magnum,
the most powerful handun in the world,
and could blow your head, clean off;
the question you gotta ask yourself is;
"Do I feel lucky?"
Well? Do ya? Punk!?

-Harry Callahan "Dirty Harry"

captainlaziness

01-17-2007, 06:06 PM

Guy Fleegman: I changed my mind. I wanna go back.
Sir Alexander Dane: After the fuss you made about getting left behind?
Guy Fleegman: Yeah, but that's when I thought I was the crewman that stays on the ship, and something is up there, and it kills me. But now I'm thinking I'm the guy who gets killed by some monster five minutes after we land on the planet.
Jason Nesmith: You're not gonna die on the planet, Guy.
Guy Fleegman: I'm not? Then what's my last name?
Jason Nesmith: It's, uh, uh---I don't know.
Guy Fleegman: Nobody knows! Do you know why? Because my character isn't important enough for a last name, because I'm gonna die five minutes in.
Gwen DeMarco: Guy, you have a last name.
Guy Fleegman: DO I?! DO I?!?! For all you know, I'm "Crewman Number Six"!

Shaun: As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "I" in meat pie. Meat is the anagram of team... I don't know what he was talking about.

http://onwardoverland.com/matrix/trin.jpg
"Dodge this."

Fsu1dolfan

01-17-2007, 06:34 PM

Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water - BAM. A fu**in' bullet rips off part of your head. Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask ya, would you give a f$*k what kind of pants the son-of-a-b*tch who shot you was wearing?

Anyone name this one without looking it up???

randomsuper

01-17-2007, 06:42 PM

"Why don't you make like a tree, and get the f$#k outta here?" - doc in boondock saints

randomsuper

01-17-2007, 06:49 PM

and that quote is from my cousin vinnie.

bBsactoguy

01-17-2007, 07:12 PM

That quote reminds me of Back To the future with Biff... He could never get those quotes right...

Back to the Future II
Young Biff: "What don't you make like a tree, and get the HELL OUT OF HERE?!"
Old Biff: "It's LEAVE!!!!!"

onemorescion

01-17-2007, 08:20 PM

I love Scotch. Scotchy, Scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly!(Ron)

God no, it smells like, like a used diaper...filled with...Indian food.(Veronica)

Take me to pleasure town.(Veronica)
Oh we're going there.(Ron)

That's 30 mins away, I'll be there in 10.(the wolf)

That's a pretty f'in good milkshake. I don't know if it's worth $5 but it's pretty f'in good.(Vince)

What's your name?(Esmeralda)
Butch(Butch)
What's does it mean?(Esmeralda)
I'm American, honey. Our name's don't mean sh!t.(Butch)

I want you to go in that bag, and find my wallet.(Jules)
Which one is it?(Pumpkin)
It's the one that says Bad MF'er(Jules)

What are you doing? It's a game of touch football, everytime I look over your on your a$$ again.(John)

How long have you and the secretary been married?(John)
30 years next Aril.(Sec. wife)
Ah, that's wonderful.(John)
Yeah, and we were faithful for two of them.(Sec. wife)

Alright, I'm going to make you a bicycle. But I don't want to make you a bicycle.(Jeremy)
Shut your mouth funny guy, and make it!(boy)

You shut your mouth when your talking to me.

But that wife of his, Eleanor, big dyke! A real rug muncher. Big lesbian mule.

kloquewerk

01-18-2007, 07:07 AM

scionofPCFL

01-18-2007, 03:40 PM

Fsu1dolfan

01-18-2007, 03:54 PM

From one of the best movies you've never heard of:

So tell me, Cameron, what on earth -- just tell me, because I want to know -- what on earth could make you think that we would want to share a flat like this with someone like you? I mean, my first impression, and they're rarely wrong, is that you have none of the qualities that we would normally seek in a prospective flatmate. I'm talking here about things like presence, charisma, style and charm, and I don't think we're being unreasonable. Take David here, for instance: a chartered accountant he may be, but at least he tries hard. The point is, I don't think you're even trying.

Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

Didnt see that one....but did remind me of one of my favorites....

"The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom; I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh... you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. That's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school. "

scionofPCFL

01-18-2007, 04:18 PM

Ferris is one of the best flicks ever! Check out this link, don't read the spoilers, just check out what I cut and pasted, I won't reveal the sordid details.

One of the best movies you've never heard of (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shallow_grave)

Shallow Grave is a 1994 black comedy feature film that marks the directorial debut of Danny Boyle with an original screenplay by John Hodge. The film also provided starring roles for the then unknown actors Ewan McGregor, Christopher Eccleston and Kerry Fox.

Alex (McGregor), David (Eccleston), and Juliet (Fox) are three friends who share a flat in Edinburgh. They need a new flat mate and after a funny sequence of interviews take in the mysterious Hugo (Keith Allen).

It's a great great flick and highly recommend it.

PAxAgirl

01-18-2007, 04:28 PM

Wedding Crashers

Todd Cleary: I'll be in my room.
[pause]
Todd Cleary: Painting homo things!

Bratty Kid: Make me a bicycle, clown!

Gloria Cleary: Good. 'Cause I'd find you!

Fight Club

Marla Singer: My God. I haven't been f**ked like that since grade school.

Tyler Durden: You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your f**king khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

Narrator: I felt like destroying something beautiful.

Rules of Attraction

Mrs. Mimi Jared: And what classes are you taking... Di*k?
Dick: Ummm, Gangbang 101, Freebase Tutorial, and Oral Sex Workshop.

Sean Bateman: Lauren I want to know you
Lauren: What does that mean know me, know me, nobody ever knows anybody else, ever! You will never know me.

Closer

Alice: Lying's the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off - but it's better if you do.

The Breakfast Club

John Bender: Stupid, worthless, no good, goddamn, freeloading son of a b*tch. Retarded, big mouth, know-it-all, a**hole, jerk. You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful. Shut up b*tch. Go fix me a turkey pot pie. No dad, what about you? F**k you. No dad, what about you? F**k you. Dad, what about you? F**k you.

John Bender: So... So, are you guys boyfriend/girlfriend? Steady Dates? Lov-ers? Come on, Sporto, level with me. Do you slip her the hot beef injection?

John Bender: My impression of life at Big Bri's house, "Son?" "Yeah, Dad?" "How was your day, son?" "Great, Dad. How's yours?" "Super. Say, how would like to go fishing this weekend?" "Great, Dad. But I got homework to do." "That's okay, son. You can do it on the boat." "Gee." "Hon, isn't our son swell?" "Yes, dear. Isn't life swell?"
[kiss]

Fsu1dolfan

01-18-2007, 04:29 PM

scionofPCFL

01-18-2007, 05:28 PM

And there's this one:

"There is an intruder - male, Caucasian, possibly armed, certainly weird - in my kitchen... M-my-my-my name is Bueller...Look, it's real nice that you hope my brother is feeling better, but I'm in danger, okay? I am very cute, very alone and very protective of my body. I don't want it violated or killed, all right?! I need HELP ! Speakie De English!?@#$%head!"

Fsu1dolfan

01-18-2007, 06:05 PM

Nice ones K.....the breakfast club one reminded me of this famous rant!!

"Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-a$s, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey sh*t he is. Hallelujah. Holy sh*t. Where's the Tylenol?"

randomsuper

01-18-2007, 06:12 PM

christam vacation is the hotness. good call.

scionofPCFL

01-18-2007, 06:27 PM

National Lampoon has gone downhill logorythmically since Chevy Chase has gotten old. Even the Vegas Vacation sucked.

Speaking of the Vacation flicks:
Cousin Vicki: I'm going steady, and I French kiss.
Audrey Griswold: So, everybody does that.
Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.

DragonR

01-18-2007, 06:29 PM

while we are on a ranting and raving area of quotes... i remember this one from Demolition man by Dennis Leary

Edgar Friendly: You see, according to Cocteau's plan I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think; I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder - "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green jello all over my body reading playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener".

Fsu1dolfan

01-18-2007, 06:38 PM

My card players will appreciate this one....

"You were lookin' for that third three, but you forgot that Professor Green folded on Fourth Street and now you're representing that you have it. The DA made his two pair, but he knows they're no good. Judge Kaplan was trying to squeeze out a diamond flush but he came up short and Mr. Eisen is futilely hoping that his queens are going to stand up. So like I said, the Dean's bet is $20. "

randomsuper

01-18-2007, 07:04 PM

vegas vacation had it's moments.

Fsu1dolfan

01-18-2007, 07:14 PM

here's an old one some may not know of.....besides that fact it had Richard Gere, Ed Norton's made this movie worth watching, it was his first and one of his finest roles....

Primal Fear **note its a spoiler quote for those who havent seen it**

" Well... good for you... Martin. You was looking so happy right now, I was thinking "hmmmm'? But I'm glad you figured it because I have been dyin' to tell ya! I just didn't know you wanted to hear it from, Aaron or Roy or Roy or Aaron. Well I'll let you on a lil' secret, a kind of client attorney kind of secret. It don't matter who you hear it from its the same story! I ju- I just had to kill Linda, Mr. Vail, that c^nt just got what she deserved. But... cuttin' up that son of a b*tch Rushman? That was just a f*ckin' work of art!"

xlr8tC

01-19-2007, 12:57 PM

SHOULD WE, OR SHOULD WE NOT, FOLLOW THE ADVICE OF THE GALACTICALLY STUPID!!!!
-Lt. Caffey

one of my favorite quotes

also...

This is my rifle.
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My rifle is my best friend.
It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.
My rifle, without me, is useless.
Without my rifle, I am useless.
I must fire my rifle true.
I must shoot straighter than my enemy,
who is trying to kill me.
I must shoot him before he shoots me.
I will.

My rifle and myself know that what counts in war,
is not the rounds of fire,
the noise of our burst,
nor the smoke we make.
We know it is the hits that count.
We will hit.

My rifle is human, even as I, because it is my life.
Thus, I will learn it as a brother.
I will learn its weaknesses,
its strengths,
its parts,
its accessories,
its sights and its barrel.
I will ever guard it against
the ravages of weather and damage.
I will keep my rifle clean and ready,
even as I am clean and ready.
We will become part of each other.
We will.

Before God I swear this creed.
My rifle and myself are the defenders of my country.
We are the masters of our enemy.
We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until there is no enemy,
but Peace.

-Full Metal Jacket
This quote is one of the most disturbing and awe insprirng quotes i can think of. that's a tough combination to put together.

also...

Earn this.
-Cpt. John Miller