In response to the Simpsons thread, I have started this one, because I prefer Family Guy, Also, I know NOTHING about the Simpsons. LOL Oh, and if you cant answer all the questions in the post, dont answer at all, and if you do get them all, reply with question(s) of your own.

First question:

What was Peter's dream job that he persues when he looses his job at the toy factory?

Second question:

Why does Peter dig a Moat around the house?

Peace!

1. Knight at rennassanice festivale(?)
2. Keep the black night out

Why does evil monkey become evil?

He comes home from work and finds his wife cheating on him :D

>>Were does Meg hide the money that they find?

>>What number does Stewie dial first when he is trying to call Lois in the hotel room?

>>What do the Roaches say in the Hotel room when Brian runs away with Seabreeze?

2. 8675309

(sorry to take this off topic haha, don't make me start a american dad and king of the hill threads HAHA... wouldn't know where to start haha!!!)

eww, eww...king of the hill....ew...lol
but yeah...where does Meg hide the money?

Gotta love the nut sack chin .. how in the hell do they get away with that ? :rofl:

remember the episode where peter says something like "how did these get here?" and then grabs his chin and puts it in his pants

When Lois goes looking for shirts for Meg to look hip, what does the shirt say that Lois think would look good on Meg?

When Lois goes looking for shirts for Meg to look hip, what does the shirt say that Lois think would look good on Meg? I wanna say slut.....

i have a feeling this thread is gonna get lewd purdy fast

i have a feeling this thread is gonna get lewd purdy fast

Of course its family guy cant stay spiffy forever....

When Lois goes looking for shirts for Meg to look hip, what does the shirt say that Lois think would look good on Meg? I wanna say slut.....
three shirts...

porn star or cum dumpster.

^^^ i knew it was cumdumpster or something along that line

I love Family Guy (best cartoon series ever), but I don't know any trivia.

Family Guy>Drawn Together>South Park>American Dad>Simpsons. I'm sure there are many series' better than Simpsons, I just can't think of them.

Heres one..Why is Stewies head shaped the way it is.

^^ He was jumping up and down and a bed and fell

Did he fall or did he hit his head oon the ceiling?

Heres one..Why is Stewies head shaped the way it is.
thats a trick question....
there are two answers.

what are the 2 answers?

Heres one..Why is Stewies head shaped the way it is.
thats a trick question....
there are two answers.

Thats what I thought. In one episode he was jumping up and down on the bed and brian says soemthing to him and he falls...in another Peter is playing upsydaisy with him and he hits his head and says we will never speak of this again.

Heres one..Why is Stewies head shaped the way it is.
thats a trick question....
there are two answers.

Thats what I thought. In one episode he was jumping up and down on the bed and brian says soemthing to him and he falls...in another Peter is playing upsydaisy with him and he hits his head and says we will never speak of this again.
yeah, the one with Brian he said it was not safe to be jumping on the bed. then Stewie jumped really high and hit his head on the ceiling (causing the shape to change).
Brian said, oh my god, are you alright? stewie said yes why?

what happened to Brians mother?

what happened to Peter when he met Tony Robbins?

Brians mother was stuffed and they (stewie and brian ) stole her from the farm where he was born.

TONY ROBBINS HUNGRY...great stuff great stuff.

what did peter name his country?
what was he gonna name it?

He named it Petora not sure what he was gonna name it

wasn't it Petoria??

hmm...

in the theme song, what does stewie say?

F'ing Cry
or:
Laugh and Cry
or:
Poke your Eye?

Sometimes the captions say F'ing cry
Sometimes they say Laugh and cry.
When I hear it it sounds like he says F'ing cry every time.

^ :clap:

now....what does Chris' manager change his name to when he becomes an artist?

Cristof?

Christobel.

TONY ROBBINS HUNGRY...great stuff great stuff.

what did peter name his country?
what was he gonna name it?
He was gonna name it Peterland, but that gaybar down by the airport already took it.

Here's one.

When the 'leafer's' come to town and Stewie starts doing comedy bits in church, where does he say he got his props?

It was someone's Joke Shop off Exit 14 or 15 or something.

How many times has meg been killed and in what episodes?
What college did brian go to?
What was brian's fathers name?
Is Peter really Meg's Father?

umm... WHOA... Family Guy thread being buried here people... Let's fix that!

*bump*

How many times has meg been killed and in what episodes?
What college did brian go to?
What was brian's fathers name?
Is Peter really Meg's Father?
Don't know.
Don't know.
Brown.
No. Stan something.

who was Peter's spirit guide (he was in the forest with Chris)?

who was Peter out on a date with when Lois got jealous?

The Fonz....
and the girl from Party of Five? meh...Stan Goldman's neice.

Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Who was Lois' old friend from High School that Peter and the guys saw her with at the Cafe?

Ross Fishman

Who does the voice of Chris's teacher Mrs. Lockhart?

Peter notices a huge demonstration where everyone basically is holding signs that say, "FREE TIBET". What does Peter do and what is his offer?

Peter notices a huge demonstration where everyone basically is holding signs that say, "FREE TIBET". What does Peter do and what is his offer?
He say's "i'll take it" and calls China. He wants all of the tea.

what was the occupation of death's love interest?

what was the occupation of death's love interest?

She either takes care of pets or owns a pet store.

Question:
What does the Griffin family do to win the boat race against Lois's dad?

get naked & throw meg overboard!!

i think

who was stewie in love with?

uhm....wich time?

Mother Maggie
Jannet
Olivia

well I guess he was only obsessed with Mother Maggie...and he HATED Olivia...so it must be

JANNET!


okay, time for a hard one

Were did Peter first meet Louis, and How?

he was a pool boy and he stumbled over his words when she asked for a towel.

What was Peter's name when he went undercover during the "toad" drug problem?

hahah how old was peter when he first farted? ""pfft!, what the hell was that?"

hahah how old was peter when he first farted? ""pfft!, what the hell was that?"

I believe it was 30 years old

Question:
How much older is Peter than Lois?

What was Peter's name when he went undercover during the "toad" drug problem?
Lando Griffin.

Who played Stewie and Brian on The Griffins when the family was fired/let go/whatever?

Stewie and Brian were played by the Olson Twins LOL

In the episode where Y2K happens, the doctor that visits the town looking for work...
What did he get assigned to do for a job, how was it decided and what did Peter say the perks were?

The jobs were drawn out of a hat i dont know what he was assigned and not sure what the perks were

anyone know what the other 2/3 are?

He was the village idiot. I remember him saying something about it being a good one b/c he could do something on a certain day, but I don't recall what it was. He was actually a doctor (dentist?) though.

yeah the guy was originally a dentist, but they had a donkey be the dentist.

after Y2K, what happened to Joe, Quagmyer, and Cleveland?

Joe was stuck in the cement and they cut him out. Quagmire and Cleveland were fused together to make Quagland... er... Clevemire... whatever. :)

Ack didn't ask a new QUESTION, so... :P

In the Stewie Movie (easy one here btw) How many seconds of sex did Stewie manage to go for? (And harder...) What was under the life guard tower that Stewie used to lure Brad when he set the bomb?

I think it was 4 seconds the first time then 8 the second time around. Dont kno what was under the tower, as long as were on the movie what happens to meg in the future and what job does chris get.

Meg becomes a man, and Chris is a cop.

In what city does stewie first see his " real father" and who does the " real father" turn out to be: Going back to the show How does Peter's boss die and whats the name of the brewery Peter goes to work for

I think the city was San Francisco and the "real father" is actually him from the future.

Peter's boss choked on a dinner roll that Brian almost choked on and spit into his bosses mouth. Peter works for the Pawtucket brewery.

What was the name of the town that they had to move to when that robber was after Chris?

What was the name of the town that they had to move to when that robber was after Chris?
So this is still going...

Plus I have another one that I just remembered.

What song did Peter play for Cleveland after Loretta kicked him out?

^^ I think the name of the song is rock lobster its sung by the b52s(thank you adult swim)

Heres one..Why is Stewies head shaped the way it is.
thats a trick question....
there are two answers.

Thats what I thought. In one episode he was jumping up and down on the bed and brian says soemthing to him and he falls...in another Peter is playing upsydaisy with him and he hits his head and says we will never speak of this again.
yeah, the one with Brian he said it was not safe to be jumping on the bed. then Stewie jumped really high and hit his head on the ceiling (causing the shape to change).
Brian said, oh my god, are you alright? stewie said yes why?
stewie's head is that shaped since forever... even when he was in lois' womb...

Who does the voice of Chris's teacher Mrs. Lockhart?

no one answered this one... drew barrymore.

in the song "Alot to See" at the very end finish this phrase:

..." so let's go see the USA. we'll treat you right unless you're ...??"

stewie's head is that shaped since forever... even when he was in lois' womb...
No there were a couple of differnt episodes that say how his head became that way

>>>>>What was the name of the town that they had to move to when that robber was after Chris?<<<<<

Bumblescum

Answer to the what was under the tower was "marzipan" LOL

The part where he sings rock lobster to cleveland ROCKED!!! :rofl:



What common children's toy did stewie use as the basis for his weather device?

Stewie used a See and Say... "the cow says..."

A sort of easy one...
What is the name of Meg's High School?

James Woods High School.

On Stewie's first birthday, was the "man in white" the person he thought it was? If not, who was he?

NO he is not....he turns out to be the leader of Megs cult :D

when Quagmire babysits the kids, that does he use to entertain Chris?

A set of keys that he thought would entertain Stewie. Oh... and he also had Chris go on a scavanger hunt for a speed limit sign that did not end in 5 or 0 and an unsharpened pencil and his mom's hair brush.

After Chris failed as an artist, who did Stewie model diapers for?

calvin clein

drugs were put in this kids locker to get back at him for what he did to chris.

when stewie went on 'kids say the stupidist things' what happened to his mind control device

Bill Cosby took it away from a him thinkn it was toy

Why are Glen and Judy Isaacs still in love?

bump...

Why are Glen and Judy Isaacs still in love?

OK I'll answer my own question. They're still in love because Judy has an inoperable brain tumor the size of Tricia Takanawa's fist and that just happens to be Glen's fetish.

If it hadn't been for the black rubber square on the floor at the grocery store that he stepped on, what is the OTHER REASON the doors would have automatically opened for Peter?

If it hadn't been for the black rubber square on the floor at the grocery store that he stepped on, what is the OTHER REASON the doors would have automatically opened for Peter?
caues he is a good lookin man. (beautiful people get treated better)


what technique is used to make Chris exercise?
how does Chris foil it?
and what does Chris's say when he foils it? (btw. my favorite saying from the show)

If it hadn't been for the black rubber square on the floor at the grocery store that he stepped on, what is the OTHER REASON the doors would have automatically opened for Peter?
caues he is a good lookin man. (beautiful people get treated better)


what technique is used to make Chris exercise?
how does Chris foil it?
and what does Chris's say when he foils it? (btw. my favorite saying from the show)

1. a twinkie on his head with a plunger
2. he rolls on his back and grabs
3. cant remember

when chris bacame an artist, what was his name?

^^^Cristobel?(been asked already)

and what does Chris's say when he foils it? (btw. my favorite saying from the show)

Im going to turn you into Poo

Cristobal

When the world ended because of Y2K what did Peter use from new Quahog to make all the guns?

What happened to the guns?

What happened immediately afterward?

The metal from their irrigation pipes.
The guns were burned.
All of the Stewie-octopi things got out and attacked everyone.

When Peter was collecting welfare checks, what was the "gift for Peter"?

The metal from their irrigation pipes.
The guns were burned.
All of the Stewie-octopi things got out and attacked everyone.

When Peter was collecting welfare checks, what was the "gift for Peter"?

im going on a long shot but I wanna say it was a jukebox in the batroom..if thats not right he bought peewee's play house

The PeeWee's playhouse was when he got "reparations" from Lois' family. You're right though.

Name two things Peter tries to show the Historical Society to show that Lois' aunts house is valuable.
And name the thing they found that allowed them to buy their house back.

jesus carved his name in the house.
harriet tubman's underground railroad.
proof that the house was the first presidentl burlesque. with pics of presidents doing th naughty :)

what are the powers the griffens get in the toxic waste explosion.

Stewie becomes a genius (large cranium).
Chris can start fires.
Peter can morph.
Lois... um... I don't recall.
Meg can grow her fingernails ... :rofl:

What teacher was Peter trying to save when he was running for School Board President...

Lois has super strength.

Mr. Fargus.

what does cathrine zeta-jones say to peter at the cast party?

I want to jump your non bones.

Something about being attracted to ugly men that are big blobs and have no real shape or something.

What does Michael Douglas say at the cast party...?

What is brian singing in ACKs avatar? the whole thing.

ack- Michael Douglas says- "Hi, I'm michael Douglas, I'm married to Cathrine Zeta-Jones, wanna bang?" or at least something along those lines...

Peteyd-dont know.

I remember the episode....wasn't it something thing "peanut butter jelly time?"

I love family guy here's one

At the end of an episode, lois & peter's safe word was "this" as their putting on BDSM clothes. Bonus, what does Lois immediately do to peter when he understands the safeword?

I love family guy here's one

At the end of an episode, lois & peter's safe word was "this" as their putting on BDSM clothes. Bonus, what does Lois immediately do to peter when he understands the safeword?

I dont remember what the safeword was...but she punches him i do know that much after she tells him

I love family guy here's one

At the end of an episode, lois & peter's safe word was "this" as their putting on BDSM clothes. Bonus, what does Lois immediately do to peter when he understands the safeword?

I dont remember what the safeword was...but she punches him i do know that much after she tells him

yeap, anybody know the first part?

I love family guy here's one

At the end of an episode, lois & peter's safe word was "this" as their putting on BDSM clothes. Bonus, what does Lois immediately do to peter when he understands the safeword?

I dont remember what the safeword was...but she punches him i do know that much after she tells him

yeap, anybody know the first part?

I wannna say banana but not too sure DAMN IT!!! and that episode was on the other day on adult swim.

lmao, yeah it's banana.

lmao, yeah it's banana.

god after googling i dont know how much i finally found it :relief: just to make sure it was right....now for the next question

this one is relating to the movie..

what fox show do they ask stewie about in the beginning of the movie and who asked him the question.

^ About futurama, and he was from Entertainment Weekly. lol i had to watch that part again to get where he was from.

^Huzzah and happy bday!

*reviving thread!*

in the movie, why was stewie's future house burned down?

*reviving thread!*

in the movie, why was stewie's future house burned down?\\

cause they left secented candles lit. after the horrible night of sex

in the episode where peter/stewie/brian/chris take ipikack, what causes them all to finally throw up collectively?

in the episode where peter/stewie/brian/chris take ipikack, what causes them all to finally throw up collectively?

when lois comes in and offers chowder

in A christmas episode, why doesnt the VCR work?

in A christmas episode, why doesnt the VCR work?

fbi comes in and shoots it. cause he didnt have written consent from abc and nfl. he only had the written consent from ABC.

oOoO, ok your turn to ask questions buddy.

What was then name of the show Peter was trying to watch when he wrecks in to the big dish?

fast animals, slow kids. something like that

What grade shooting level is stwie shooting at?
How did lose get the tatoo on her back?

5th grade and I dont know about the tattoo

crap i knew the shooting one. cant remember the tatoo

How did lose get the tatoo on her back?

Was this from the Spring break episode? I don't even remember a tattoo on Lois.

How did lose get the tatoo on her back?

Was this from the Spring break episode? I don't even remember a tattoo on Lois.

they dont show it..its mentiond and its in a new episode.

remember the dukes of hazzard spin

damn that crazy racoon.. always popping out of nowhere....lol!!

lol ya and when brian went to jump in the car peter rolled up the window, and brian lay on the ground motionless cuz he smacked into it

ahhahahahaa good times

"Ohhhhhhh! It's everywhere! It got into my raccoon wounds!!!."

Peter: I know something about stupid phone calls
(phone rings in house)
Lois: Hello?
Peter: I cant take the trash out today im working late at the office.
Peter: The called ID says your calling from the kitchen. In fact I can see you.
Peter: Can you see me now?
Lois: No.
Peter: Now I am at the office.

LMAO

ok so i guess no one has the answer...
Peter: When did you get that tatoo on your lower back?
Lois: I dont know meth is a helluva drug.

Anyone else(back on topic please )

what else came out of lois when stewie was born?

a map of strategic bombing sites.

I missed that question :(.

what was going on when brian payed peter back for having the window rolled up on the gerneral lee and what did brian do.

lois' brother was strangleing peter and brian threw a rock at peter.

what name does peter give when he joines brian in rehab? and how does he decide the name.

pea...... tear...... griffin...

:rofl:

what was the name of the griffin's first dog before brian?

was that todd?

uhm.... at biscuit's funeral... who did stewie say was testing the microphone? "... check.. check.. check..."?

was that todd?

uhm.... at biscuit's funeral... who did stewie say was testing the microphone? "... check.. check.. check..."?

yay and god sad to abraham you'll have to kill your own son issack. and abraham says to god im sorry i cant hear can you please speak up? and god says oh im sorry is this beter check check check check jerry can you please pull the high end out im still getting some hiss back hear.

what does clevlend do for a living? and what is quagmieres favorite show?

hm clevland i believe owns a deli. dont know quagmires fav show. what car does god drive?

*giggity giggity*

he likes Wings.

hmm.. God drives hmm... hmm...

yeah that one i have to think about too....i wanna say an old school firebird but im almost postivie thats wrong

*after god sets a bar on fire*

GOD: JESUS CHRIST!

JESUS: What?! What?!

GOD: Get the Escalade, we're outta here!

bagh...got me :( ok how did mr wheat die? how did mr wheat get his name? and what did mr wheat name the David's statue penis?

Someone stuck the Simpsons one... so why not Family Guy... have at it!

bagh...got me :( ok how did mr wheat die? how did mr wheat get his name? and what did mr wheat name the David's statue penis?

Mr Weat choked on a piece of Roll I believe that Brian was choking on that was dislodged from Brian's throat Via the Heimlich (sp?) maneuver, then popped into Mr Weat's mouth and he died. The statute piece...you got me