well dan moved down to ol springfield and is having a hard time partying down here. any donations for his most recent hospital bill would be most appreciated.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y195/shorberg/DSC01717.jpg

WOUND TO THE HEAD

apparantly he got this from trying to smash a beer bottle over his head last night, thought I would share!

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Oh, that's our Dan! :doh:

oh good lord...

that looks painful... dude. like alex said "that's out dan"

Youve got to be kidding me :rofl: dude please dont try this again without me being there. :P

dumbass where was i , y did'nt you do that at the ZONE :loser:

THE ZONE!!!

first of all, I didn't "TRY" to break it. I'm the only guy at the party who did break it.

Second off, you gotta hear the whole story....

I met up with a bunch of guys that live down here that I used to go to high school with. They've been living down here for 3 years so they know where to go. Before I went to their house, which just so happens to be 200 feet from campus, I took down the better part of a 12 pack. When I got there we had a few more beers and told stupid stories about high school for a while. We then proceeded to go to the bars. Down here drinks are CHEAP! (like 1-2 bucks per shot) I blew 40 bucks (do the math) and then went back to their house for a 'small' house party. When we got back i was informed that we were having a "breaking party". A breaking party is when you get done drinking, you bust your beer bottle on the floor. It was amazing. Toward the end of the night, everybody kinda figured out that I was the "crazy guy" at the high school parties. So a guy from STL tells me that I don't have the juevos to break a bottle over my head...he was wrong. After me yelling at him for while he decides he's gonna try to do it. It didn't work, it just bounced right off his head :rofl: it was awesome. Then, I was notified that I was bleeding a little bit. Well it turns out I was bleeding a lot. My face was covered in blood, my shirt was drenched and there was blood all over the living room. It looked like someone had tried to skin live animal in there. So anyway...I ended up passing out. When I awoke, my face and head had bonded to the couch.

And honestly guys, did you really think I was gonna calm down when I got to a college town. C'mon! :lalala:

That's why I party with Dan when I go out, lol!

Well, that all makes perfect sense now. Could've happened to anyone, right? :P

Thats what i'm saying :P

Dan,

The IQ testing board called today, they said you owe nine points.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: some things just dont change :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: