Well, this is kinda off topic but...

How many times have you driven to your local (fill in the blank) and found that some jerk is taking up two or even three spots right up front.
Or what about when you're leaving whatever place you were just at and found that some idiot has managed to park in a way that has either blocked you in or forced you to meneuver your car out of the spot with expert precision to avoid damage to your car.
Yup, we've all had this or a similar experience at one point or another. As a matter of fact, I had this happen to me today.
I left "Panda Express" to head back to work on my lunch break, only to find that some inconsiderate punk has parked too close to my car causing me to climb in through the passenger side. I could understand if the vehicle was a behemoth or if there was an obsticle in the way which caused this person to park too close but this was not the case. And its not like the lot was full...there were plenty of spots.
Anyways, I decided to use my work resources and make myself a little souveneer to show my dis-appreciation from now on...something that will make them think twice before parking like jacka$$e$
I'm making stickers to place in a conspicuous area of the parking lot bandit's vehicle. They will be made of high performance outdoor vinyl that will be fun to remove, especially after the vegas sun beats down on it for a couple of hours.
It's a quickie design that took about 7 mins. I'm no designer, so let me know what you guys think. Any input is appreciated.

P.S.
I dont plan on selling them or anything...unless there is a great demand.

 

DO IT !
i would totally buy some .
madd props.

 

Man...I can't believe that only took you 7 minutes, because it looks pretty damn good.
I would buy a couple dozen of those things easy, get 'em printed!

 

QFT

 

ROTF!!!

I might be that evil person who'd slap that on someone's car.

 

I have something similar that I use.

http://www.putfile.com/pic.php?img=3214506

If you have a hard time reading it:

THANKS
For parking so close

Next time leave a f***ing can opener so I can get my car out!

A**holes like you should take the bus!

 

alright, since the design seems to be getting good reviews I think its ready for production.
i'll keep my camera in my glovebox to document the parking-challenged and their new souveneers

 

I used to have a bunch of those cards, probably about 15 years ago. I'll have to get me some more of those.

 

when can i get some

 

I'm in

 

If you guys are really interested, I can start making up some batches. Send me a PM and let me know how many you would like. I will probably sell them for $10.00 per dozen shipped. That should be enough to cover the material costs and shipping.
Here is the final product minus the beige color. The actual sticker color will be a darker shade of brown. I've made some minor changes to the final design. Let me know which design you like better, the new one or the original. Thanks.

 

Both look good. I would buy.

 

that second version is the best.
I'd buy.

 

yeah second version is a lot easier to read from a design standpoint.

 

I'm from New Jersey I may need two dozen!

 

I work at a church. I'll need a set!

 

75% of my apartment complex needs these stickers on their car. I'm so glad I'm moving...

 

If I can ever get access to a copy machine il make a bunch of the ones I have.

 

Very nice!

 

That's really good I wouldnt mind having a few of them...
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