I've had my xB for about five months now and have put about 6k miles onto that bad boy. Recently while I was driving through my rural countryside reaching speeds faster than Ron Dayne bursting through the goal line, I noticed my xB started acting strange. All of a sudden my vehicle sprouted mechanical legs. Before I knew it my xB transformed into Optimus Prime. I didn't think this was actually feasible until I was actually amidst a war between the Autobots and the Decepticons. I don't know if i should change my oil. Could it possibly be the tranny? Any help is greatly appreciated. These TRG springs are more than meets the eye.

Also, how do I actually "drop the hammer"?

 

...um...what?

One, it'd transform as Skids, not Prime :p. Prime got put in a Dodge Ram SRT-10. And he's red.

And it ain't something that belongs in NASCAR so I don't know what to tell you about the second part.