My lovely and beautiful sugar momma of a wife backed into my frickin' 1 month old xA with her 3 month old Accord! Aaarrrgghhh!!!

She parks in the garage in the left lane and I park in the driveway as far to the right as possible just to avoid the crazy girl . . . maybe the xD comes with WOMAN AVOIDANCE RADAR?!

Just a word to the wise . . . if you're in SE Phoenix and see a brown Accord EX in a parking lot (mainly Target, Gap, Starbucks, Lane Bryant, etc.) DO NOT PARK CLOSE! She'll nail you!

Okay, I feel better now. God forgive me for that F-bomb I flung at her this morning, and the Lane Bryant comment. Bless the Pygmys in Africa . . . Amen.

Chris

 

You have not given us one very important detail......


How thick are the woods out there?

 

And do you plan on parting out the body for parts and repair money? I think I might have someone who could use the liver. A- blood type?

 

Too good!!!

 

I got a good laugh outta this thread.

 

I voted freezer because the cactus woods aren't very good for hiding bodies.

My wife is responsible for multiple door dings on my car, let her live.

 

i say freezer

 

What is it with the AZ women???? Down here, we don't let them out of the kitchen long enuff to hit the car....

 

And with the new info about the cacti, I voted freezer....wrap her up good so you don't get freezer burn...

 

you live in the desert, that means you take her out to the middle of nowhere and bury her up to her head and leave her at the mercy of every living thing in the desert.

also, there is the option of dissolving her body in acid, or cremating her in a trash drum.

 

hope your wife doesnt see this thread lol

 

Anyone you know have any pigs?

If you've seen "******" then you know what I'm talking about.

 

I hope its a deep freeze and not a stand up model....imagine her falling out every time you wanted to get a pizza out.

 

sometimes she sneaks away when she's supposed to be mowing the yard

 

Shorter chain....

 

she owes you a lot of sex...

 

the proper thing to do is grab her by the neck, drag her over to where she hit your xa, and rub her nose in it, say "you see that? no! thats bad, no! bad girl!" while smacking her. she shouldn't do it again.

 

I thought that was if she pee'd on it.....

 

Maybe she could hand me a beer . . .

 

yeah, we used to keep track, but after 21 years together it's up to 20895709709390 and I still never seem to get paid. If you're trying that, always insist on immediate payment, no credit.