View Full Version : This Xb owner Should be Slapped


sonofxb
04-05-2007, 08:19 PM
Found this on Ebay , go figure and think the owner should be slapped!!

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a247/umd/31f3_4.jpg

iKevin
04-05-2007, 08:21 PM
Texas license plate . . . that says enough.

evosky
04-05-2007, 08:22 PM
haha. another one.

keg79
04-05-2007, 08:22 PM
lmao ......i agree ...........and i second the slapping!!!

Tribalboy04
04-05-2007, 08:22 PM
Texas license plate . . . that says enough.

Screw you, on behalf of all Texans, I would like to say we do not claim this person!

amdforever
04-05-2007, 08:37 PM
Sorry, as a tC owner, I'm confused as to why this xB owner needs to be slapped Lol. And I'm guessing it has something to do with something only Texan people do...

Clevenger
04-05-2007, 08:45 PM
Texas license plate . . . that says enough.

Screw you, on behalf of all Texans, I would like to say we do not claim this person!

I second that.

BoxOffice
04-05-2007, 08:45 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
"It looks like it could fly..."

Iron_Lion_Scion
04-05-2007, 08:49 PM
Texan born and bred, but I would never disgrace my box like that.

On a second note, they do say everythings bigger in Texas and that spoiler proves it right.

kitkit201
04-05-2007, 08:59 PM
Texas license plate . . . that says enough.

lol... :rofl: ... looks like a shopping cart :ttth:

hotbox05
04-05-2007, 09:01 PM
youch.

ggguy77
04-05-2007, 09:02 PM
looks like the new NASCAR spoilers...lol

equinox2355
04-05-2007, 09:04 PM
c'mon, you all know that the box can use downforce in the rear! :D

mickeycakes
04-05-2007, 09:13 PM
i bet with that spoiler and the amount of downforce it creates...that box does a permenant wheelie....

jake

SEXB909
04-05-2007, 11:11 PM
well personally I would not put that on my ride, but if that person likes it, let him be. Who are we to judge that person. I get flamed all the damn time by my friends because Im fixing up an xB. It can go both ways. you should hear the crap that comes out of other fourm boards about Scions' in general.

2Black2Box
04-05-2007, 11:46 PM
Why does he need to be slapped?

It's clear to see that he is a part of an experiment done by the aerodynamic professors at HWU (Hole in the Wall University). I've heard about this on channel 0's Believe it or not news.

They are putting a stage infinity, top of the bottom of the line, made from aluminum turbo in the xB, and they are going to rent out an airstrip to go 500 mph so the front end of the xB can lift in an attempt to make the box do a back flip. All of the proceeds from this experiment is going to the make a wish for a new spoiler foundation.

So don't slap him, it's all for the good of research!

dekthai
04-05-2007, 11:56 PM
i think he gets HBO in that bad boy...

UBOW
04-06-2007, 12:40 AM
lol... :rofl: ... looks like a shopping cart :ttth:

From toaster to shopping cart, what has happened to our world? :rofl:
Maybe the owner is a Louisiana Transplant - good for La., bad for Tx.

javastan
04-06-2007, 12:48 AM
Texas license plate . . . that says enough. He is probably a transplant from Iowa. Seriously, don't dog the wing, it adds about 80 whp. Didn't you know that, if he slapped on a GTR, Type R, or vtec sticker that would give about another 20 to the wheels. Really, dyno proven.

PhillyCamoBox
04-06-2007, 01:11 AM
can u say " The Pep Boys are Back Around"

biff1805
04-06-2007, 01:34 AM
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m252/RiverIsMyGoddess/icons/smiley_slapacrossroom.gif

ggguy77
04-06-2007, 03:13 AM
Found this on Ebay , go figure and think the owner should be slapped!!

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a247/umd/31f3_4.jpg


I recently got an earfull for making a joke about the new 08 xB's possibly being late....dilweeds complained because I was making fun of the new xBs....yet here, everyone is talking about a specific individual and their ride, and no one says anything....gotta love it.....oh, here is the one I was talking about:

http://www.scionlife.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=168871&highlight=

D_M_A_N
04-06-2007, 03:32 AM
Some people actulally think its cool (not me). Check out this thread. IT BLEW MY MIND AS DOES THE PHOTO ABOVE ^^^
http://www.scionlife.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=89890&postdays=0&postorder=asc&&start=400

OldYeller
04-06-2007, 03:37 AM
Obviously this owner went to "Rice" University..........

IAxB
04-06-2007, 03:39 AM
Texas license plate . . . that says enough. He is probably a transplant from Iowa. Seriously, don't dog the wing, it adds about 80 whp. Didn't you know that, if he slapped on a GTR, Type R, or vtec sticker that would give about another 20 to the wheels. Really, dyno proven.

Hey leave Iowa out of it! I have YET (crosses fingers and prays) to see an xB with a wing like that in Iowa....The nearest one I know of is in KC and the whole point of that one is to do things to make people scream....NOOOOOOO!

mrfuzzy4
04-06-2007, 04:48 AM
all he needs to do is put on like 50,000+ stickers, put in ginormious low quality speakers, supercharge it 18 times, install 12 different types of "gas savers" from ebay, replace all the emblems with either honda emblems or miss-matched american car emblems... or for that extra horsepower both(ex. front it is honda, rear it is a cheavy f-150), and make sure his exterior paintjob doesnt cost over the allowance his parents give him and he will be FLYING DOWN THE TRACK! what a waste of money... and an xB!!

raceronabudget
04-06-2007, 06:20 AM
http://www.scionlife.com/gallery/personal/48381_1.jpg
http://www.scionlife.com/gallery/personal/48381_3.jpg


lmfao! he even has the stock spoiler on. bet if someone made a mid wing he'd be waiting in line to buy that up too. hes missing one on the hood though, gotta even out that downforce before he does a wheelie

MrMcNuggett
04-06-2007, 06:35 AM
^^^^^^That is the antenna for the flip down TV like on the old limos.

RichbluebB
04-06-2007, 06:53 AM
Don't bring us into this dudes Bull Sh#%, Louisiana has no claim on this piece of crap.

RichbluebB
04-06-2007, 07:12 AM
I am diggin the engin work though, just why spend all that cash and trash it with a universal wing :crazy:

javastan
04-06-2007, 10:36 AM
Texas license plate . . . that says enough. He is probably a transplant from Iowa. Seriously, don't dog the wing, it adds about 80 whp. Didn't you know that, if he slapped on a GTR, Type R, or vtec sticker that would give about another 20 to the wheels. Really, dyno proven.

Hey leave Iowa out of it! I have YET (crosses fingers and prays) to see an xB with a wing like that in Iowa....The nearest one I know of is in KC and the whole point of that one is to do things to make people scream....NOOOOOOO! Sorry dude, being from MN I had to pick a state to pick on. IA is the obvious choice. Next time it will be wisconsin.

JDZNate
04-06-2007, 11:54 AM
That's so rad!

JOEinSD
04-06-2007, 12:40 PM
[img]http://www.scionlife.com/gallery/personal/48381_3.jpg
Chevy Silverado decal... WTF? :question: :rofl:

lufoxe
04-06-2007, 12:52 PM
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a247/umd/31f3_4.jpg

Somehow I remember an episode of titus (the TV show)
"you want to put a wing, on top of a '38 ford coupe?" LOL

sandwich
04-06-2007, 01:11 PM
i should slap $100 of cheap useless electronics and other worthless ____ on my box and sell it for 15 grand. not a bad idea.



NOT

jsa3mm
04-06-2007, 01:39 PM
I think both of those xB owners deserve a boot to the head.

snowromance
04-06-2007, 11:36 PM
eek. thats an atrocity of an XB lol

bB2NER
04-07-2007, 03:57 AM
Texas license plate . . . that says enough.

Screw you, on behalf of all Texans, I would like to say we do not claim this person!Ha Ha nice try but it doesn't work that way. You stuck with that RICE Guy!!! :P

jwaj2002
04-07-2007, 04:07 AM
yep, they do things bigger in texas, and yall made sure his wing was bigger then his car

itsmethemagicz
04-07-2007, 04:30 AM
dont bring lousiana into it, i have yet to see a box like that in louisiana.....pshhh minnesota, all yall have are like elk and snow anyway :rofl:

bB2NER
04-07-2007, 04:40 AM
pshhh minnesota, all yall have are like elk and snow anyway :rofl:He's got you there! :lalala:

raceronabudget
04-07-2007, 04:53 AM
hey hey hey! we're getting off topic here guys! this post was about slapping those guys in the head remember? not about what state *ahem*texas*ahem* they come from.

RedneckwithanxB
04-07-2007, 05:06 AM
wow....

im speechless....

bB2NER
04-07-2007, 05:30 AM
You should change the title to "This xB owner should be B' Slapped"

The wing boys should have known they would get ripped on here for such shenanigans. They prolly don't care tho!

RedneckwithanxB
04-07-2007, 05:31 AM
:rofl: shenanigans

lets just start shooting

bB2NER
04-07-2007, 05:52 AM
Yeah, 2 carefully placed shots would relieve that xB of that shamefully placed RICE!

iheartzombies
04-07-2007, 06:25 AM
I'm left wondering how the hell that thing was installed? Did they drill through the headliner?

Man man man...

bB2NER
04-07-2007, 07:35 AM
If they did it right the headliner should be ok. That's a big if tho by the looks of those wings. Maybe they could really fly?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v403/020263/flyingxb.jpg