burstaneurysm

Yea, send me the recipe!

I hope this is the start of the zombie apocalypse.

TheMerovingian

I completely understand that. I did it as a joke. I kept reading about all the paranoia from this "epidemic". The media over-hyping things at it's finest.

streetracer99x

maybe this should be stickyed?

burstaneurysm

^ Johnny's sense of humor is so incredibly dry, that it's amazing ANYONE can tell when he's messing around.

burstaneurysm

No.

streetracer99x

The only I said that is because its all over at my work how tos and what nots and all that stuff....

TheMerovingian

Are you kidding? Ever hear of the Bacon Explosion, or the Breakfast Taco, or the BAK-47? 1 lb of bacon is nothing compared to those. The MINIMUM in those recipes requires at least 2 lbs of bacon.

Now, I've actually cooked up 1 lb of bacon strips and made a bacon sandwich. Mmmmmmmmmmm bacon.

TheMerovingian

Bacon Explosion : http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/

BAK-47: http://www.geekologie.com/2009/04/da...s_the_bak4.php

Bacon Breakfast Taco aka Baco: http://baclog.blogspot.com/2008/09/baco-20.html

Bacon Cheese Pizza Burger: http://www.sogoodblog.com/2009/02/22...-pizza-burger/

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i'm going to die of a heart attack

beandip007

iTrader: (1)

"i'm going to die of a heart attack"

not before you get the swine flu!

ack154

iTrader: (7)

The bacon explosion looks f-ing delicious!

TheMerovingian

TheMerovingian

*cough, cough* DARNIT!!! I guess I should go infect as many people as I can before my time is up.

beandip007

iTrader: (1)

Well the bacon explosion could feed a small village so just cough in it and let a hobo serve it. It will spread like teh herpes.

TheMerovingian

It was said there will be a black president when the pigs fly. 100 days into office and the swine flu.

beandip007

iTrader: (1)

*falls over dead from laughter*

That was bad.
too soon?

burstaneurysm

Yea, that.