I had a Yellow Chevy Avalanche but now I can't find it... Come to think of it, I think I left it in my other pants....
"Honey, where are my black pants?",
" I washed them dear, there was a stain on them, so I washed them in Hot water."...
"Nooooooooooooo....."
"What is it dear?"
"My Avalanche was in those pants...."
"Oh, thats ok honey, steel doesn't shrink in hot water. Let's check and..... Oh Dear..."
"Nooooooooooooooo...."
" I am so sorry dear."
"Oh well, I will just try to play it off as one of those awesome new Scion xB's."
"Good idea dear."
Thank you...(bows)
Doc
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