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DJ_FroZone · 01-11-2011, 08:34 PM

So recently i have noticed that when snow accumulates my car tends to find innocent patches of snow in parking lots. for whatever reason the cars traction control and vsc turn off and it accelerates rapidly. The only thing i can do to avoid hitting a wall is to turn the car and slide through it praying i make it. This has happened 6 times now.

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I have noticed that at a stop light my car revs very loud and tends to take off very quickly sometimes throwing my passengers into their seats among screams of terror. upon reaching 50 mph the car returns to normal operating state. Im thinking maybe an ECU error is causing this rapid acceleration. During acceleration I noted that sometimes after such events i have whats known as a "boner".

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I have noticed the uncontrollable urge to say "SUCK IT" to cube,seoul, flex, and most honda drivers. Im not sure why this has happened. I'm normally a very mild mannered and well cultured individual .

Any ideas guys?

krazyliltc · 01-11-2011, 09:37 PM

Haha I do the same thing too! lol
Maybe we're just tools! ;)

Kingshawty12 · 01-11-2011, 11:16 PM

for the sliding? i think you are possessed and someone wants to slide your car, lol, for the jerking, you may be just cold, lol i hate driving when its cold, and of course who doesnt want to say suck it to those guys! lol

CIONIDE · 01-11-2011, 11:58 PM

I think all your problems are side effects of having the Uni-chip along with your I/H/E mods, and those new heavy shoes.

TrevorS · 01-12-2011, 12:02 AM

Wow, dude! Sounds like Cap'n Butterknife is meeting his inner self and the xB2 is responding

! Keep the faith, baby

!

pyroman131 · 01-12-2011, 01:37 AM

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Originally Posted by DJ_FroZone

Third.
I have noticed the uncontrollable urge to say "SUCK IT" to cube,seoul, flex, and most honda drivers. Im not sure why this has happened. I'm normally a very mild mannered and well cultured individual .

Have you had an uncontrollable urge to eat rice? J/k homie.

Ha ha... yeah, I'm Asian.

DJ_FroZone · 01-12-2011, 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Kingshawty12

for the sliding? i think you are possessed and someone wants to slide your car, lol, for the jerking, you may be just cold, lol i hate driving when its cold, and of course who doesnt want to say suck it to those guys! lol

nope the jerk was from the sudden accelration. idk who is taking over

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Originally Posted by CIONIDE

I think all your problems are side effects of having the Uni-chip along with your I/H/E mods, and those new heavy shoes.

i heard with the UNICHIP that it adds at least 12 WHP. they neglected to add that you also get a 50% boost in swagger

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Originally Posted by TrevorS

Wow, dude! Sounds like Cap'n Butterknife is meeting his inner self and the xB2 is responding

! Keep the faith, baby

!

holy ____ i just did a reverse 180 it was dope

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Originally Posted by pyroman131

Have you had an uncontrollable urge to eat rice? J/k homie.

Ha ha... yeah, I'm Asian.

I EAT RICE DAILY

Kingshawty12 · 01-12-2011, 02:02 AM

I eat rice daily too! Literally! XD man careful with the car dude! We don't want an xb totaled now do we?

AAG · 01-12-2011, 02:10 AM

Take it to the dealer...oh wait...

TrevorS · 01-12-2011, 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by DJ_FroZone

I EAT RICE DAILY

Yeah those darned Hondas and Nissans are forever getting in the way

! Blowing them off the road is not only good for the environment, it cleans the spark plugs too

!

Mdiesel64 · 01-12-2011, 08:58 AM

Hey hey hey.... don't hate on the Flex!

That makes it quite obvious you have not experienced that car yet.

AAG · 01-12-2011, 07:48 PM

^ True. The flex ecoboost is awesome! 360 awd hp, seats 6-7 people and can tow 4500 lbs. Id def buy a used one in a few years (40k new is a bit steep...) as the future baby hauler lol

TrevorS · 01-12-2011, 10:31 PM

OK, OK -- the Flex is actually a pretty reasonable car (station wagon), but it def isn't the same (despite the stolen styling cues).

pyroman131 · 01-13-2011, 03:49 AM

Sigh...

You can go with this! Or you can go with that!

You can go with this! Or you can go with that!

AAG · 01-13-2011, 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by pyroman131

Sigh...

You can go with this! Or you can go with that!

You can go with this! Or you can go with that!

Did the Kia Soul fad die already, I never seem them any more

DJ_FroZone · 01-13-2011, 04:40 AM

^^^ NO. they are growin up here in upstate. they are "cute" idk how many people try to speed by me in their "sport package" i can beat that brakes of that mouse driving backwards with the car in neutral with bottle of whiskey in one one hand and a shotgun in the other.

oreoremix42 · 01-13-2011, 05:31 AM

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Originally Posted by AAG

Take it to the dealer...oh wait...

I would love to see the car go to the dealer. Have everything explained exactly how it was said and see there expressions lol....... youtube video??? :D

AAG · 01-13-2011, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by oreoremix42

I would love to see the car go to the dealer. Have everything explained exactly how it was said and see there expressions lol....... youtube video??? :D

Reason # 1 why you shouldn't mod your vehicle (unless OEM upgrades) until your warranty has expired, or you have the coin to fix it your self. And people who mod their vehicles and put them back to stock are the reason why dealers give people a hard time with warranty.

DJ_FroZone · 01-13-2011, 01:05 PM

^^^^im confused how does this help my rapid acceleration and high levels of swagger?

Hannibal · 01-13-2011, 02:41 PM

Sounds like your xB has the same problem mine does... a loose nut between the steering wheel and driver seat...