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10. Wheel See
Congrats to all!!!
I have ten pairs of SEMA International Auto Salon passes that I am going to pass along to the winners of this contest.
The show will be in Atlantic City, NJ, from May 20th - May 22nd and will feature GOBS and GOBS of cool stuff to drool over. If you are competing in this contest then MAKE SURE YOU WILL BE IN ATLANTIC CITY during this event as these tickets may not be resold or transferred.
This contest starts NOW and ends on March 31st. Winners will be announced by April 2nd.
To win this contest you must write a limerick that contains the word 'scion' within it. The author of each chosen limerick will win a pair of tickets each. Write as many as you like, but each author can only win one pair. Please keep them within an "R" rating, nothing too graphic.
REPLY ONLY WITH YOUR ENTRY LIMERICK, NO COMMENTS/CHIT CHAT PLEASE.
IF YOU ARE NOT IN THE IMMEDIATE AREA OF THE SHOW PLEASE INDICATE THAT YOUR ENTRY IS JUST FOR FUN.
I drive an box that is low
it helps me get a girl that can blow
five days later a sore did appear
shouldnt have let that scion hunni lick my ear
so a word to the wise watch out for girls at that SEMA show
Note from judge: this entry doesn't have the workd 'scion' in it!
Reply from Contestant: yes it does
'84 Auto Toyota Pickup(Gone but not forgotten!)
'04 5-Speed RS1.0 xB #306(SOLD!)
'06 5-Speed Chevy HHR 1LT Daytona Blue (GONE!)
'08 Auto BSP xB(It's HERE!)
Originally Posted by CBSIMONSEZ
This just in ..... the xB2 will still be called a xB, get over it.
mikochu entry #1
I have myself a Toyota Ist (East)
It is somewhat of an econocar beast
I thought the Scion options were lame
I only have Toyota to blame
Did you know my favorite British actor is John Cleese?
mikochu entry #2
I am part of the group of Scion xAs
We are not part of the Scion xB Craze
We are more into *vrooooom*
While the xBers are into *boom boom*
We'll beat them in an autocross maze
mikochu entry #3
We are the Scion xA owners
Most of us are loners
We are usually the only xA at a meet
And no, we do not think we are the elite
Anybody who thinks differently is a lamer
mikochu entry #4
Before my Scion xA, I only had shoes
If I was to race a car, I'd definitely lose
I did not get a car
Until I was able to drink at a bar
Though, I don't drive if I am boozed
*yawn*...don't hate on my skillz! [/sarcasm]
edit: FYI, this is just for poopy and laughter...or a poor attempt at it...
There once was a Scion from LV
That made all the ladies want me
A few said with a smile,
"Let us ride for a while,
and you can have your way with all three."
Since I will not be in NJ.......this submission was just for fun.
At the zoo, I saw a poor baboon suffering severe inflammation of the buttocks. I applied some hemorrhoid cream liberally to the affected area. As he turned, presumabley to thank me, he accidentally bit me in the groin three times. True story.
I'm driving my scion TC
It generates stares which bothers me
If they would stop looking my way
I could keep driving all day
I think they need more commercials on TV.
Scions are nice I like all of the three
from the XA, the TC, down to the XB
what I don't like is having to battle
with hatchback door and moon roof rattles
if they could fix these things it would please me.
SCION LIFE is a sweet community
involving many cool opportunities
we work together in unity
these cars are a blast
with looks that lasts
making unique cars a reality
with style and grace we invite thee
edit: OMG this is a horrible limerick.. doesn't follow any rules, closer to part of a sonnet