check out that wheel gap!!!

it would be a different story if that picture was at the gas pump...

 

got 30+MPG on our Vacation 750 miles in 4 days in a box.....2 kids, wife and luggage

 

the (smaller) box has character ;)

 

Dang, those parking spots sure are tight. It's door dings waiting to happen.

 

It looks like the wheel gap is about to eat that kid alive.

 

wow........

now if only i could get my scion that stance

 

Is that an erection that hummer has, or is it a small, very small, trailer hitch

 

must have been circumsized when it was a little hummer

 

you mean an H3? haha.

yupp..its a different story at the gas pump...i can only imagine hummer owners crying as they pump that money into their gastanks.. whats their mpg? like 5?

 

there'd be another car in between the 2 boxes if we were in italy

 

Uhhhh I am living that picture:



Those are both of my boxes: One hulk of $65,000 (paid in cash) fuc*ing rust and the other is my awesome car which I use now almost exclusively. The other just sits in my driveway hoping it was built better and didn't rust so ____ing badly after only 3 years.
- sh00k

ps - the only thing that the hummer is good for is getting girls - and i am not exaggerating. I have gotten so many girls to pay attention to that car, and i've gotten a lot of BENEFITS as a result

Worth the $65,000? no because the build quality is horrible and it's rusting more than it should. i bought it brand fuc*ing new in 2004, with 4 miles on the odo. It is now up to about 17k miles - i dont drive it in the snow, when it rains, i dont even drive it after the snow has melted and there is still salt on the fuc*ing streets. yet, still, with all that f*cking babying, it still manages to rust on me.

I am doing well for my age but ever since I've bought the hummer, I am living by two principles:

1) Never buy an american car again in my whole life
2) I'm never spending more than 20-30k on a car ever again.

and if anyone thinks im biased AGAINST american cars, let me give you a list of my previous cars: 1986 monte carlo super sport, 1984 buick grand national, 1999 dodge durango, 2003 chevy avalanche - i think that's all of 'em.

I can sell my hummer now for like 30-38k but i am not going to part with it. It still brings me more girls than the xB ever could.

Both have their plusses and minuses. This has been a truly honest and unbiased review/write up. pleas feel free to PM me if you have any comments or questions - i will be more than happy to elaborate/provide you with more details.

ps - i have seen the post on here about door parts on the xB rusting - this didnt make me sad or upset since I ONLY SPENT $17K CASH ON THE BOX - COMPARED TO THE $65K+ I SPENT ON THE HUMMER .

 

wow you ARE a 'man' with morales (note the heavy sarcasm)

 

H2

 

Visit the parking lot in my apartment complex an you would cry. Trucks park literally inches from my car and leave 2 feet on the othe side. House here I come! just one more month... :D

 

real men use their vehicles to get girls

 

You don't need a nice car to get girls - but you can't say that it doesn't help you either! I've had so many girls flag me down as I'm driving by in the Hummer askin' for a ride, and then getting their numbers. They see a young guy in a hot car and they flock to you. This has been my experience ;]

Don't twist my words to fulfil your needs - that's not nice. Not once in my original post did I say that the hummer is the ONLY WAY that I get girls - so I suggest you guys stop fakkin' around.
- sh00k

 

might not be nice of us but that's how u came across

oh and it's not nice to shove in ppls face that u get girls from right and left, up and down, between and around and that u PAID CASH!!!! for both cars - that's being a lil aloof don't u think so?

 

girls ask you for a ride? lol...that's quality...they must have been waitin on the bus...j/k

i'm happily married, i just think it's funny that i never used a vehicle to get a chick...maybe i played my cards wrong this whole time o_0