He just came out of his house to see this.
Insurance is paying for it though.

 

wth happened?

looks like a 2x4 went throught the door

 

OUCH!!!! looks like a fork lift stabed it!!

 

Hey neighbor!

WTF happened? Yeah, looks exactly like a forklift stuck it! I would be so ____ed.

 

so who took the axe to the car??

 

To quote a dirty old man...

*grabs at chest*
Oh, this is the biggest one I ever had! You hear that Elizabeth? I'm coming to join you honey!

 

I thought you were talking about a guy who broke into the
car and was smokin out inside...
until i saw the hole in the door

 

Somebody have a pickup or SUV with a hitch that sticks out close by?

Tomas

 

Speaking of a hitch, my friends tC got back into the front bumper and there was a perfect cut out of a hitch, nice rounded square, luckily (I guess?) the piece didn't get cut out all the way, so he could bend it back in and seal it... but he's a lazy ___ and hasn't done anything with it.

 

omg! it cut right through the metal :-/

a hitch does sound feasible, but wouldn't that set the alarm off?

 

Could even be a nice slow, quiet accident that cut the metal like that - didn't have to be a noisy impact - so the alarm might never have noticed.

I've seen hitches slice several feet of bodywork with hardly a sound.

Tomas

 

wow that sucks

 

Holy Crap!!!! Thats an a.s.s kicking for sure!!!! I hate sh.i.t heads like that

 

Amazing.... people are more and more miserably hopeless when it comes to holding themselves accountable if they accidently hit a car...

 

that's quite a "hole". good luck with the fix.

 

good thing insurance will cover it.

 

haha first time ive ever seen that one before YOWWIES!