^ nope, sorry, still stuck on "bro"

< looking forward to partying in KC this weekend

v gonna come join their Scion "bros" in KC

 

^ has the weekend off?
< isnt going to KC
v wants to make me dinner

 

^ is going to KFC for dinner

< installing Injen CAI tonight. (it's gonna suck...Cold Air that is)

v is a big fan of Pootie

 

^ Hope you have light to install that intake
< no KFCs around here
v wants to give me a back rub

 

^ trying but can't reach, besides I prefer to give front rubs (but not to you)

< has electricity in garage (We're practically civilized out here, indoor plumbing too)

v will make fun of me (about using too many parentheticals)

 

^ no such luck

< just had custom speedo face installed

v wants to see it

 

^ You're right, I do.
< Pootie fan (duh)
V Thinks the word duh is unbelievably dumb

 

^ (duh) it could be worst is kool cuz of Pootie
< Is at work as usually just waiting for Jonny Zero to start
v has no idea what Jonny Zero is

 

^ groundzero - Jonny zero, do I detect a pattern? (he's like the poster boy for the phrase "No good deed goes unpunished")

< knows way more about TV than anyone should

v probably sports a Kill Your Television bumper sticker...

 

^ nope

< watching mtv dribble

v likes watching dribble

 

^ yes, but only when it involves ice cream and boobies

< likes the boobies

v also likes the boobies!!

 

^ loves the boobies

< loves the boobies

v loves the boobies

 

^ getting more predictable, but is still making me laugh

< has radio show in 45 mins

v wants to tune in!

 

^ type of music?

< likes radio......it has *****....like boobies kinda

v thinks im on too much pain medication

 

^ it's the best damn rock and roll show on the planet!

< thinks radio rocks!

v wants to listen, wants to listen, wants to listen...

 

/\ i want to listen to this song, but i dont know its name

<ill find it im sure

\/help me...its called (i think) widow? its a new song

 

^ no help here

< dont listen to much new stuff

v should listen to nick cave or morphine

 

^ should check out the new Ludacris CD

< still wants to call them "albums"

v too young to know how many channels there were on an 8-track

 

/\ 8

< i think the 24th is forcing itself to stay away as long as possible...bastard

\/ would u do a fat chick if no one else but u would know?

 

^ too old to kno that cd's are out and ipod's and mp3 players are in

<wats an 8 track??

v wants some new technology to play music on...