2006 TEXANS SCHEDULE
September 14................Taft Junior High School
September 21...............Cub Scout Troop #101
September 28................Houston Blind Academy
October 05.................Spanish American War Vets
October 12................ Crippled Children's Home
October 19............... Tahoma Mental Hospital
October 26................ Girl Scout Troop #353
November 02.................Texas Venereal Disease Clinic
November 09.................Sugarland
November 16.................Korean Amputees

SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
December 08..................Cypress ___ Boys Club

** RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **
1 - When playing polio patients, the Texans must not disconnect knee
braces.
2 - When playing the Blind Academy, the Texans must not hide the
football
under their jerseys.

** RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR **
1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line for
all
you Texans fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6 points.
2 - The Texans will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
3 - The Texans will be allowed to substitute with band members at
anytime.
4 - The Texans will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the
opposing
team.
5 - The Texans will be awarded a first down with each gain of three
yards or
more, instead of the usual ten yards.

** NAME CHANGE **
The Houston Texans will be changed to the "Houston Tampons" as they are
only
good for one period and have no second string.

** COACHING CHANGES **
Dom Capers will be replaced by Monica Lewinsky. She will no doubt blow a

few, but she certainly won't choke on the big ones!!!

 

haha that was strangely funny in a weird way i guess haha

 

hmm wasnt this on the raido jeff?

 

I don't know where it's from, I just had it emailed to me. Thanks for being an ___ about it though.

 

CLASSIC! Thanks for sharing.


John

 

WELCOME!