two cannibals were eatting a clown, and one of 'em asks does this taste funny to you

 

 

Thanks for the warning!! LOL

 

i want my loading time back!

 

 

well, while we're at it....

there's 2 elephants in a shower, the first one says "would you please pass the soap?" the second one says" WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM?!!!?!? A TYPEWRITER???!!?!?!"

that one still kills me.

 

was the clown that clown from gjpj84's avatar?? I hate clowns...

 

President Bush is receiving his Iraq briefing: "We lost 3 Brazilians today".
Bush: That's terrible! Remind me again, how many soldiers are in a brazilian?

 

Haha!

 

i don't get it pls ruin the joke for me to understand it purdy please lol

 

same joke just replace bush with blond and the question

 

Two men walk into a bar. One of them splits his head open on it.

 

hehehhe na bad

 

a nun walks into a bar, ouch

 

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey buddy, why the long face?"

 

A termite walks into a bar and says, "Where's the bartender?"

 

its one of those jokes from middle school where everyone knows it except the person being told the joke. At the end everyone starts laughing, so the person that has never heard it before starts to laugh, even though he/she doesn't get it. This causes everyone else to laugh harder(at the person trying to fit in).

after you hear it a couple hundred times, the punchline alone is just plain funny.

i guess, basically, the joke isn't meant to be got, but in a slightly warped sense, it is.

 

A priest, a rabbi and a monk walk into a bar. The bartender says" What is this, some kinda joke?"

 

Ok, get the kids out of the room for this one...

A guy walks into a bar and says "Bartender, gimme 6 shots of vodka."
The bartender lines 'em up and the downs them, one after another.
"Wow buddy, what's the occasion?"
" It was my first BJ." says the guy.
"Well, in that case the sevenths on the house"
"No thanks," says the man. "If six doesn't get the taste out of my mouth nothing will."

Ok, now. On 3 everyone say "eww, gross"

 

I have heard that 1 so many times and it still is nasty...
and on that note EEEWWW