yeah, i've been meaning to talk to you about that.

 

Just don't tell her that

Someday, I wanna buy a second box and wrap fake cellulite around it, bag it and pull up to stop lights dropping and lifting it. Watch dat fat bounce! Nobody would steal it, they'd puke before they got close to it

 

Something like this, only it needs to BOUNCE like it's sitting on a jackhammer, and be soft and squishy. I want people to loose shoes when they stick their feet into it
Amazing what you can find with google when you need to.