What is rice qualifications / Rice citation
I'm sure many people here have already seen plenty of Rice Citations but the ones I see always have something wrong with them. I think we should try and narrow down what the base requirements are for being "rice". Here's a list I've compiled so far (based on one citation i think is pretty good).
Exhaust Excessively large exhaust tip Lack of an exhaust system Impersonating a lawn mower (sound and smell) Clamp on exhaust tip Smoke stacks on a non-diesel vehicle More than 2 smoke stacks Exterior Use of "GT" style wing on a street vehicle Advertisement of a non-sponsor company Excessive use of chrome Stupid vanity plate Cut springs / rice bounce Excessive turn signal indicators Visible duct tape Outrageous body kit Self-applied window tint Racing stripe(s) Ridiculous pain job Chrome hubcaps/spinners Fake disc brakes Rims exceed value of car Lame grill Excessive use of Ebay accessories Wheel/tire combination is disproportionate to vehicle Nuts on trailer hitch Inappropriate use of staggered wheels Obvious use of appliqués or stickers (ex CF) Exterior Lighting Excessive use of fog lights Lame neon plate frame Irresponsible use of LEDs (Tires, Nozzle, Brakes, etc) Clear corners are brighter than headlight Goofy scanner lights Badging / Stickers VTEC on car not so equipped Type R on car not so equipped ______ on car not so equipped Display of Japanese words Use of misspelled words Got _______ Use of Calvin peeing (he pees on everything) Car's brand window sticker Interior Tacky dash kit Obscene shift knob Stereo exceeds value of car Dashboard resembles kiddie playground at McDonald's Display of fire extinguisher Driving Speeding in residential areas Sorry excuse of burnouts/ Neutral drops in AT Trying to race cars superior to your own slow POS Over leaning and driving Talking on cell phone while driving (MT only) Failure to observe and/or comprehend traffic signs/signals Driving around parking lot _____ times Thumping bass to mask weak engine sound Unable or too stupid to park between two straight lines Street racing Careless or reckless lane switching "Mean muggin" Miscellaneous Not possessing the minimal IQ (70) to operate a moving vehicle Your girlfriend is proof that a car can't get the girls Domestic Rice NOTE: Items in italics are amendments. |
lol oh man its time to revise the rice citation.. sweet.. can we include
Big Truck w/ Overly to small a tire? Smoke Stacks on a non diesel More than 2 Smoke stacks. Fake balls on trailer hitch Too much chrome on The truck thats the stuff i see around here.. |
Originally Posted by SeanstC
Big Truck w/ Overly to small a tire?
Smoke Stacks on a non diesel More than 2 Smoke stacks. LMAO! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: |
seriously..
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lol, i like em. thats what you get for living in the boonies though.
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I think Truck Nutz are cool but omg... Stacks on a Non-Diesel? More than 2 stacks ON a Diesel? WOW.. Someone needs to get a kick in the nutz or get them off the truck!
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nutz were funny, but like altezza tails its novelty wears off.
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RICE:
Race Inspired Comsmetic Enhancement |
Originally Posted by Whocares05050
RICE:
Race Inspired Comsmetic Upgrade And that you mean "Enhancement" rather than "Upgrade" ;) |
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Re: What is rice qualifications / Rice citation
Originally Posted by Keeshwah
Talking on cell phone while driving (MT only)
Originally Posted by Whocares05050
RICE:
Race Inspired Comsmetic Upgrade |
You forgot "unpainted body kit", haha.
WHY INSTALL IT IF IT'S FRIGGIN NEON GREEN OR PRIMERED. WHEN YOU DO GET IT PAINTED IT'S GOTTA COME OFF ANYWAY! :tap: |
Re: What is rice qualifications / Rice citation
Originally Posted by WAlterEgo
Originally Posted by Keeshwah
Talking on cell phone while driving (MT only)
Originally Posted by Whocares05050
RICE:
Race Inspired Comsmetic Upgrade Race Inspired Comsmetic Enhancement |
Originally Posted by HKSpeed
http://www.bittermancircle.com/my%20...tDeadHorse.gif
http://playwithlinn.com/Images/Sams%...ad%20horse.gif http://vaultmedia.ign.com/vnboards/2..._DeadHorse.gif "rice" is too subjective |
Re: What is rice qualifications / Rice citation
Originally Posted by Whocares05050
Originally Posted by WAlterEgo
Originally Posted by Keeshwah
Talking on cell phone while driving (MT only)
Originally Posted by Whocares05050
RICE:
Race Inspired Comsmetic Upgrade Race Inspired Comsmetic Enhancement haha. ;) |
MUSTANG written in big letters on a V6 mustang.
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Originally Posted by Adorian
Originally Posted by HKSpeed
http://www.bittermancircle.com/my%20...tDeadHorse.gif
http://playwithlinn.com/Images/Sams%...ad%20horse.gif http://vaultmedia.ign.com/vnboards/2..._DeadHorse.gif "rice" is too subjective |
Originally Posted by HKSpeed
http://www.bittermancircle.com/my%20...tDeadHorse.gif
http://playwithlinn.com/Images/Sams%...ad%20horse.gif http://vaultmedia.ign.com/vnboards/2..._DeadHorse.gif "rice" is too subjective |
you forgot the HUGE tachometer with a shift light on an automatic, and the other random guages on their stock engine.
sorry. this kid in my autoshop class meets pretty much all this stuff: 1991 Auto Accord, huge tach, enourmous body kit. a 6 foot outrageous paint job(only looks good 6 feet away.), super loud exhaust. 20 inch rims, rivit on side cowls. the works. oh man. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: |
Holy crap. You just defined almost any vehicle currently in running condition on the road today. Not including the persons currently testing for his or her drivers license with a State Approved Instructor currently seated next to them.
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