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Old Dec 22, 2007 | 10:17 PM
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NEW YORK (Reuters) - Tough-guy actor and martial arts expert Chuck Norris sued publisher Penguin on Friday over a book he claims unfairly exploits his famous name, based on a satirical Internet list of "mythical facts" about him.

Penguin published "The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 facts about the World's Greatest Human" in November. Author Ian Spector and two Web sites he runs to promote the book, including www.truthaboutchuck.com , are also named in the suit.

The book capitalizes on "mythical facts" that have been circulating on the Internet since 2005 that poke fun at Norris' tough-guy image and super-human abilities, the suit said.

It includes such humorous "facts" as "Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried" and "Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits," the suit said, as well as "Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by rubbing it against his beard."

"Some of the 'facts' in the book are racist, lewd or portray Mr. Norris as engaged in illegal activities," the lawsuit alleges.

Norris, who rose to fame in the 1970s and 1980s as the star of such films as "The Delta Force" and "Missing in Action," says the book's title would mislead readers into thinking the facts were true.

"Defendants have misappropriated and exploited Mr. Norris's name and likeness without authorization for their own commercial profit," said the lawsuit.

The suit, filed in Manhattan federal court, seeks unspecified monetary damages for trademark infringement, unjust enrichment and privacy rights.

Norris, whose real name is Carlos Ray Norris, claims in the suit he is protective of what his name is associated with. He has recently made U.S. headlines for backing Republican presidential candidate former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee.

A spokesman for Penguin, owned by Britain's Pearson, was not immediately available for comment.
Old Dec 23, 2007 | 04:43 AM
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Another Chuck Norris "fact", he has a crack team of Kung-Fu lawyers!

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well... i'm sure i remember seeing a tv interview where he didn't mind most of the jokes and laughed at quite a few..

though someone capitalizing on it and making money thru a book... is ALOT different than website and internet traffic..
so i could see why he would go after them... ehh.. whatever
Old Dec 23, 2007 | 05:00 AM
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He even spoofed it himself in a commercial!

He's in the right though, especially if they're trying to make $$$ of off his name.
Old Dec 23, 2007 | 05:04 AM
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yeah, it is like all the star wars fan fiction and such.

george lucas doesn't care so long as they are tasteful, and you can't make any money off of it.

same thing here, you can poke fun about how friggan aweome chuck norris is, but making a buck off his name is wrong.
Old Dec 23, 2007 | 05:18 AM
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Well, as a chuck norris fact afficianado I can defintely see how Chuck really wouldn't like some of the more racist and lewd jokes. I think Chuck got religion a few years ago and is pretty involved in some church group. ( I dunno how conservative it is).

I concur- it's probably the whole "profitting" off Chuck's image that is making him mad. And lord knows, you don't want to make Chuck Norris angry - then it's just roundhouse kicks, and blood spatter everywhere.
Old Dec 23, 2007 | 05:40 AM
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anyone see the family guy where chuck doesnt actually have a chin under his beard, its just another fist!

i love chuck norris jokes!
Old Dec 23, 2007 | 05:51 AM
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I hate Chuck Norris! His movies are so lame lol. Not as bad as Steven Seagal.
Old Dec 23, 2007 | 06:05 AM
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hmmm.. after reading some of the jokes that are posted on the website in question..

yeah.. i'd be a little ____ed off myself... some were just distasteful and honestly offensive... those weren't funny at all.
Old Dec 23, 2007 | 03:49 PM
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i've seen the guy on tv be ok with all the jokes and even the author of the book (which i have) says he's met chuck and chuck was cool with it all.

this is pretty lame of him to sue now.
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Chuck Norris the only WMD in Iraq, say U.S. troops
Mon Mar 10, 2008 12:24pm EDT

By Mohammed Abbas

FALLUJA, Iraq (Reuters) - Hollywood action star Chuck Norris, known for his martial arts prowess and tough-guy image, has become a cult figure among the U.S. military in Iraq and an unlikely hero for some in Iraq's security forces.

A small cardboard shrine is dedicated to Norris at a U.S. military helicopter hub in Baghdad, and comments lauding the manliness and virility of the actor have been left on toilet walls across Iraq and even in neighboring Kuwait, soldiers say.

"The fastest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist," reads one message at the shrine, which consists of a signed photo of the actor surrounded by similar statements.

"Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter," reads one and "Chuck Norris divides by zero," reads another.

Known as Chuck Norris "facts", the claims have already become an Internet phenomenon, and scores are featured on www.chucknorrisfacts.com, including "Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas", and "There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma".

The actor has visited Iraq several times and was made an honorary Marine last year. Some 20 U.S. military personnel and support staff spoken to by Reuters could recite at least one Norris "fact", despite many having not visited the Web site.

http://www.reuters.com/article/newsO...080310?sp=true
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Chuck Norris rules!!
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