Cathode ray monitors make your eyes bleed after 4 hours! Discuss.

 

But 47 grams of cream cheese will stop the bleeding.

 

And 47 cans of whip cream will make you laugh

 

Will it work for back pain as well?

 

We should ask the great prophet.

 

who is the great prophet?

 

The GEICO gecko.

 

But wait, who here speaks Australian?

 

I speak Brazilian.

 

The magic 8 ball says...

 

Paul Oakenfold FTW!

 

This guy?

 

Did anyone else watch that Top Gear where they raced the BMW for 24 hours?

 

yup thats him, and yup watched that top gear..

 

Top Gear is awesome-- I loved the one where they tried to kill a Toyota truck

 

And the coin-fed mechanic...

 

I can't create a new thread, but I have to share the good news.

Last month my laptop, ipod, and digital camera were stolen from my car. I must have forgotten to lock it, but that doesn't make it OK for someone to yank my stuff. Filed a police report as soon as I found out, but the only serial number i had was from the ipod. Turns out, the kid who stole it tried to hock it at a pawn shop 1 block from the PD station. Shops are required to report all S/Ns to the PD, so that was enough to bust him. I got my laptop and ipod back today. They're still looking for the camera. So, no matter what they say, sometimes the cops are good guys too.

Oh, and I got my rear lip spoiler put on today. Life is good!

 

sharting.

 

Why is that sometimes when I pee, the pee isn't one solid stream but rather several small streams of pee going in different directions?

 

one time i was peeing then tried to fart at the same time but realized its not just fart but sometihng more, then had to stop peeing right away and now it hurts down there.