^ took the punch line away

< dont know why I am doing this again. BORED

v doesnt really want me on top of them. LOL

^ no not really

< is tired of getting no love

V looks away and pretends not to notice my eeyore state of mind.

^ it's ok
< Queen of Insanity
v stop looking at my feet :tap:

^ but they alot prettier than dustins feet

< hurt my foot tonight attemting a ghost ride in sandals... STUPID

v yeah, about that

^ cant respond well to that

< Bump

V Dont let this go five more days without a response.

^ is right this is a disgrace
< is sleepy
v is is pouring there too? why won't it pour wine?

^ WAKE UP AND GET A DOUBLE SHOT. :lol:

< Sleepy to and no rain but clouds around the valley :nope:

V Pray for rain in the desert. :pray:

^ u can have some of ours :tap:
< grabbin coffe
v stop yawnin already!!!

^ Let me know if the coffe works.

< Want's the flooding to start and cant wait for the heat wave to end

V Want's to take our heat away?

^ have enough heat already...
< have to wear longsleves at work, always hot
v works in airconditioned office wearing flip flops...

^^ i do... but dont wear flip flops

<< can see Lake Union and Elliot bay from my floor.. 26

VV can see better things from their window

^^Wish I had a window
<< uses scionlife to escape out my cube world
VV needs to setup a webcam of the sky so i can view it

^ need to tell me how to do that :rofl:
< not wearing any shoes
v no i don't stink!

^Can Smell you from here

< Hopes it rains today

V Can You smell her to?

^ Still praying for rain

< I smell her to. MMM.lol

V yay, I like you below me. stay there.

^ all of yr noses r off!
< is getting squished
v save me?

^ No help yet

< Yes and thunderstorms

V Will you come to her rescue?

^ saved now
<got my noses fixed
V wow, How you doin? (in my worst Joey voice) Please dont be a dude. LOL

^ saved me (noses plural yrs and iflyhigh's :P)
< saved you ^
v loves joey like me

^ how did you know
< scared of tc4italy
V not impressed by my pimpish ways

^ sexy cos he likes dragons
< can be scary
v :nails:

^ sick in her head cause she said I am sexy
< well I guess I kinda am, LOL
V will be sexier like always

^ modest :lol:
< extremely hot - modest
v not sexy like us

^ Correctt!
< modest as well
V you boosted?

^ must be boosted
< non boosted xB driver, but my dragon vinyls add 5 hp
V show or go?

^ dragons :love:
< neither show nor go :rofl:
v what?

^what?
<I have no clue
V do you?

^ i thought it was racing stripes that added more hp
< need more hp
v doesnt have dragons or stripes

^ is correct

< has polka dots

v thinks i should get that looked at

^^ to busy tryin to connect the dots

<< hates commuting on the bus.... but have only had to fill up once in the last month

VV fills up several times a week

^ :loser:

< 372 miles a week, and thats just too and from work

v :love:

^loves me

<loves himself

v loves themselves, in the bathroom, at K-mart, in the middle of the day

^ followed me in there

< repressing memories

v where am i again

^ got us all lost
< breaks down when lost
v doesn't wanna come close to me when i get lost

^ maybe...

< always lets people into his heart too easy.. and always gets hurt

v yeah... i did it, what now

^ Can get lost in her house :rofl:

< Saw some rain yesterday :clap:

V you are happy for me :wink:

^ is crazy
< feels guilty for breakin men's hearts
v is nutz

^ yes i am

< insanity kees me sane

v doesnt understand what i just said

^ Can relate to him

< Is really quite sane

V really doesnt understand

^ r u all idiots or what?
< prefectly understands
v make coffee

^ has to many bad habits

< only one bad habit

v so what if i drown kittens in potato sacks.... that doesnt make me any less of a person....

^ I just wish you would do it more often.
< Not a fan of cats.
V Likes cats... hates me.

^ likes my hatrid of cats...

< doesnt understand moms fasinacation with cats..

v wanna come over and watch my pit chase the cats around...

^ :nope:
< rescues the kitten!!!!
v did u tape that?

^ i taped more than you know about

< oh shyt hide the camera

v smile and nod..... or die

^ :D :eyebrow: :D
< Wants a copy
V You know what i'm talking about.

^ unfortunatly i do lol
< leaves rednecks house with kitten and tape in hand
v coffe?

^ took the wrong tape

< :rofl:

v still love ya though

^ give me the tape....:tap:
< upset
v today also yr day suks!

^ yeah because you want my tape

< dosent understand why everyone wants his duct tape

v what, you didnt think i was talking about that did you

^^ nope.. i try not to think

< its friday!!!

VV is just starting their work week

^ Is so happy!

< Nope its my tuesday

V Want's my job?

^^ tempting its in vegas

<< wants go home..box of goodies waiting for me

VV also has a box.. but not full of goodies

^ is right

< has a box full of secrets, lies, and heartbreaks

v knows what im talking about

^ has no idea what hes talking about

<is currently putting in the highbeam mod for the hid look lol

v is gonna do the same now that they read this

^ is doin good almost done
< already has HIDs :D
v did u have dinner yet?

^ If you join ME!
< wondering when my new stuff for car is gonna get HERE!
v I dunno...Ur choice

^ I choose...........Outback Steak House

< I cant wait till i go to hawaii in december

V wishes they could go to?

^ take me with u plssss
< doesn't know her plans yet
v gime my chocolate back

^hands you back a reeses cup
<tireeeddddd/sleepy
Vsawppp?

^^ 9 weeks till i go to hawaii...

<< hopes to win lotto so can take car w/me

VV will pay to have my car flown to hawaii with me :D

^ No Way.

< Still have to find a way to get my other car to Flordia

V Can help Us out?

^ in both of yr dreams :rofl:
< finished her chocolate
v buy me more

^ Will it help

< Maybe I will bribe a friend to drive for me

V Do you take bribes?

^^laughs at me holding a box of double chocolate and toffee coated dusted with powder sugar covered macadamia nuts over tC4italy's head...

<<is being mean cuz she didnt wanna help get my car to hawaii

VV will probably take out my knees and share the stuff with tC4Italy

^ just jelous i left u wayyyy behind on the total post count list
< post hoe
v snatches away the candy

^Only to wave it in front of you as well:no: :no: :no:

< MMMHH chocolate :silly: :silly:

V Want some? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

^ yes yes!
< :pray:
v kill him and get the candy :clap:

^gets the candy, and there scion
<just got a schweet deal on trd sHTRUTS
V do u autox?

^ lucky man
< autox between my mom and sister when they bit*ch me out
v funny eh

^ thinks Claudia no like me now:(
< Going to Hawaii in Oct!!...Still waiting on NEW stuff 4 car..
v U taking me to dinner??

^ not today

< didnt even est themselves today.. didnt feel like it

v what the hell is wrong with you???

^ i dunno! stop askin me weird questions!!!
< still likes TeeCizzle
v could u hand me a tissue i'm gettin sick

^ Dont want to get to close :no:

< Cant get sick I have a FAA Physical to pass :pray:

V Any tips on how to bribe the government? :pray:

^ FAA :shock:
< works for them
v wuhu

^ Was very close on the time

< Just put in a carPC and PS2 in his tC

V Has several pets, and they're all named Moe

^ will give his tC to me
< knows a brazilian named Moe, and yes he could pass by as an animal
v i'm not mean!

^ you are not mean
<wats for dinner
v fav song?

^ is sleep deprived
< *sniffs* doesn't have a fav song
v pls i beg u for some chocolate

^ chocolate induces chemical activity in the female brain reminicent of sex

< is going to Nopi =)

v Where's the beef?

^ Careful shes horny

< Wants to bride claudia

V Any advice from you would help!

^ BRIDE???????? :shock:
< yes horny
v u read wrong

^ Bribe I already am getting the other one

< Waiting for a response from FAA

V You Read worse

^ can't spell
< can't help ya :lalala: especially if u beat me to page 100
v shhhhh

^ dont need your help any way

< Dont care about about my spelling

V Buy me a dictionary?

^ the answer is no
< is upset n sick
v dont come close and hit iflyhigh in the head with a dictionary

^ What

<I am so lost

V Please Clarify

^ Claudia and I-Fly-High are having a discussion about proper spelling, Claudia feels sick, and wants chocolate and my car

< Will not give anyone my car, no matter how good looking =P

v Has fallen and can't get up.

^ is correct
< i tripped over yr body :rofl:
v wuhu wanna take a ride in "his" car? :D

^ will haunt his car as a malevolent spirit (think Christine, but I'd be called Chris). The plus side is that repairs are free.

< Wants to go home from work DAMMIT!!!

v Is a closet fan of Simple Plan

^ love them too

<Doesn't get off till Seven tonight

V come rob us so I can go Home

^ is mad at kanundrum
< will kill kanundrum
v u better not be kanundrum

^ is kanundrum
< wont touch me
V got beat at there own game

^ He wouldnt tread here too

<Want to fly out there and kill him my self

V Join us in the Boycott

^gotta catch me in my boosted tc first
< is treading everywhere
v what you going to do about it

^ don't make me say it.....
< will tease ya forever and ever and ever and ever......
v .........

^lets go for 200 on here to
< feelin brave to hijack 2 threads from you
v can you be my shield

^ my pleasure
< gets ready for war
v don't u feel the heat?

^ok screw this, your scaring me*backs off*
<freakin out man
Vcan take my place at battle

^ No Way

< I dont want to upset the sick & horny girl

V You Try

^ no one loves < :(
< :(
v :(

^I do
< feels :(
V bring some gianduia

^^ what is it is it legal?

<< droped a ketchup covered tater tot on my white shirt...

VV has a Tide(tm) stick to remove red spot

^ yes it is it's a type of chocolate
< hands over Tide stick to ^
v is sleepy

^ woke me up poking me with that v
<always needs a nap
v busy as a beaver...

^ Yeah

< Haven't slowed down at work till now

V Help me please

^^ only if you donate food for our food drive

<< is going bowling tonight

VV bowls like fred flinstone

^ will be in awe
< congested
v tissues?

^ on the way

< Have an Hour left till I can go home

V Give her some Tissues

^ no i need tissues
< bout to use iflyhigh's shirt :tap:
v hurry now?

^Must Be Pleased :nails:

< Am Taken or I would :love:

V Whos Up for it............. Are You? :eyebrow:

^ lies all excuses :nope: u can love me as a friend!!!
< still cravin chocolate
v bunch of tissues around careful where u put yr hands *sniff*

^ popin "ricola" drops like candy

< gf's dog put down yesterday

V will send flowers

^^ of course i will

<< just P-owned page 109 of the threadjacking thread

VV isnt jealous of me at all

^ damn straight im not :lol:
< wants to steal ^ kitten
v more ricola pls

^^ gives a pallet of Ricola's to tC4Italy

<< kitten now talks.. and likes to stand on the edge of the shower....

VV wants a talking kitten

^ yes yes!!!
< wants a kitten tooooo pls pls :pray:
v gift me a kitty?

^Will GEt It Sick

< Want s A DOG

V Buy ME one?

^^ no dogs...

<< is staying away from dogs due to recent loss

VV bought a "thigny-ma-jig" at the county fair

^ How Much I am interested in getting one myself

< My Girl said no dogs as well

V Do You want a new boyfriend?

^ yes yes
< single since last Nov.
v huh

^ hey im not doin anything next friday... wanna hang out?

< such a whore

v i dont like what i do but it makes me feel good, please dont hate me

^ its all good in the hood

< doesnt live in the hood

v might live in the hood

^ doesnt live in the hood?

< lives in da hood

v wanna bet..

^ sure I am a Gambl'in Fool...hahaha
< Just put Signal Overlays on today...Looks like POO-POO
A lot of bubbles and a lil scratch i made accidently...
v I need some LOVE!!!....

^ No love from me.
< Just put on eyelids today(decent)
V Does not have as cool of Scion as me.

^ Maybe not

< Am cooler then My car

V Wishes they could FlyHigh!

^ pls make me fly high
< feels stuck to the floor!
v did you superglue me??? :tap:

^ pretty kinky...lol...
< eating Tamale Pie...yum!
v Como Estas Amigo??

^ muy bien y tu?
< not kinky...at all :nope:
v goo gone me?

^ UH Ok

< I am So Tired

V Do you want my job?

^ I dunno..are you a pilot?

< Afraid of heights

v Lookout below!

^ I fly But am ging to a school to fly commercially

< Loves to be above everyone else

V Whats it like below me? :rofl:

^ it's hot
< is ____ed
v is cold

^ needs to not be so ____ed
< would feel much warmer if ^ wasn't ____ed
V is a chronic bedwetter

^so, i wear pull ups :P
< should be working
v pay my bills and so i can quit

^ If I wasn't about to go in to school loan debt :nails:

< Cant wait till January :silly:

V Make time go faster? :pray:

^ wants time to pass by
< wants time to go in the past and fix mistakes
v did you bring lunch today

^no, i go 2 sleep at lunch
<have froot loops for breakfast will be on break in 15 min :)
v cant afford food

^ I havent even had My morning doughnut

< My stomach is making weird noises

V Can you hear it?

^ no, do u have gas
< still want to go home
v hi

^ well hello

< No Just Noises

v Food Please?

^ get a bowl, i have froot loops

< hi

v how old were u when u were born?

^ Uhh No Idea I dont remember

< 23 on the27

v So UH do you have a bowl I can borrow

^ nope, i guess ur outta luck. i go in break in 2 min

< bout to eat froot loops

v i'll mail u some. $5 +shipping

^ Put it on a delta flight in Santa anna and mark it for matt in delta it will be free!

< Am getting bored at work

V any ideas

^nope im jus as bored
<eating
v have u gone on ur potty break?

^ hmmmm i want food

< went potty and it was great

v likes to poop way to much

^I'm happy for you

< Is still bored!

V Hows work for you?

^ Has way too many doughnuts
< had grilled chicken wrap
v what time is it there?

^ Has way too much Caffine

< Its 9:30

V How About food Ideas?

^Funyuns Rock
< eats healthy food
V weeks almost over, what you got planned for weekend.

^ Healthy food is good for you?

< Working lots of over time

v Whats your plans?

^ Always at work, never working.
< Might have all her plans blown to ashes.
v Funny, isn't it?

^ Didn't really even have plans!lol
< Always at work, never working!
V Has no plans either

^No Not really! But if I knew MAybe!

< Work alot but in quick spirts

V Do you like your job?

^^ some times,

<< raining here.. go figure

VV wears water wings when it rains

^ only to keep me afloat (and they match my pink thong!! pretty, ain't it?)
< is about to go nuts if he doesn't leave his chair soon!
v makes funny noises when they sleep.

^^only after eating taco's at 12am

<< hey I posted something like after page 197

vv can't live without prozact

^ Wrong I cant live without riddilan!

< Is already bored off my A$$

V Is it your friday?

^ hey, share the ritalin, will ya?
< doesn't really need drugs, is already F'd up as it is!
v needs Viagra.

^ junkie :P
< doesn't need viagra, doesn't have a bf
v suks huh

^ You cant just line people up?

< Not actually on druds I promise It's just me!

V Do you belive that?

^ can't even get the word of his addiction right
< lines up ppl? bfs? :silly:
v we r insane

^ I Hope your MR. Right is in the line

< I Cant spell.

V Can you come to terms on that?

^hungry
< my job jus provided breakfast, 2 pancakes, 2 bacon, 2 sausage, 2 eggs, apple juice :P
v wish u had some :P

^ oh great!!! tyy!!!
< just remembered there's breakfast in the kitchen area!!!
v wanna join???

^nope already ate
< full, dont think i should have ate the eggs :(
v wanna rub my tummy

^ I cant reach that far but if I could and said yes I would get punched in the face.

< I am hungry and I dont have a job that gives me food.

V Will You Send food? :pray:

^ shall receive a fedex package soon
< put doughnuts, cookies, bagels n cream cheese in the bag
v i'm just too good to be true right?

^ True True

< Have worked way to many days in a row

V Save Me from this h#!!?

^^no.. if i suffer you suffer

<< thinks this thread is way more interesting than others

VV wrote the theme music to "a-team"

^ takes pity on those who don't eat Mr. T's cereal for breakfast. Foo'!
< is only an hour away from starting the weekend! Tomorrow is UFC time!
v loves flatulent cartoons! ...but then again, who doesn't?

^^duck...

<< duck...

VV duck...

^ GOOSE!
< Run. Run. Run.
v Safely sat next to this one. But what's that SMELL???

^^ that smell my friend...that smell is... victory!!

<< duck

VV duck..

^Duck

< Hot

V Duck

^ hot?

< apparently now a duck...

v put down the soy sauce....

^ its called something else in Japanese just dont know how to spell it!..
< Got my New AEM dry filter...woo-hoo!!
v 2 pages away from making this "200 pages"..excited??

^ TeeCizzle
< tCizzler
V web

^ wrong
< italy
v sneeze

^ bless you

< needs to sell my billet grille ($150)

v wanna buy it.. even if you dont have an xB you can buy it, i love you

^ thanks but i like my chrome grill
< is an isomiac going to LI for the exposed event
v cant sleep reading SL post

^Wow you still awake

< Missed scionlife: was having withdrawls

V Did you miss me?

^ of course

< well maybe not

v hey, wats up for tonight

^ sleep
< watching steelers game
V steelers fan??

^ yup

< lived an hour away from pittsburgh for 7 years..

v gonna say something hateful against the steelers

^ OH yea thats man stuff

< Stealers rock

V If you dont like them you can go home

^ Hell yeah
< Steelers rock, but are sucking balls right now
V Think they'll pull out the win

^ needs to teach me football
< has no clue about the american one
v be nice

^^okay

<< will be taking some HAZMAT training today. (What the heck is a UR number?)

vv constabtly goes to the gastation

^ very detailed person
< fills up once a week maybe twice...
v do u have dulce de leche ice cream?

^^ ha ha I eat all the Hagen Daz,

<< dang this training is too long

VV can't find his marbles

^ U took them to Guam!...*sad*
< Wondering if I get ripped off on an Ebay purchase!
v WAZ CRACKELACK'IN????

^ Ebay is a scary place some times

< I didnt eat enough this morning

V Hows your monday comming along?

^ its monday???
< I haven't had a day off in weeks
V Overworked and underpaid too?

^ needs a twix break
< stressed but not underpaid
v u suck

^ Sorry didnt mean to

< Over worked and underpaid but still fly for free!

V Need a vacation for two days and sugestions?(sp)

^ i hear vegas is cool

< overpaid and under woked from 12am-12pm (thats when im not at work)

v go ahead.. do it..

^ is upset at me
< doesn't know why
v needs to get a pacifier

^ callin me a baby?????

< not gonna put up with this...

v nope, that wasnt cool

^ is fantasizing
< doesn't remember anything :lalala:
v nutella?

^ Um Sure ok

< Um Need to leave vegas for a bit

V Can I crash with you

^ come
< has a spoon full of nutella in her mouth
v what makes yr day?

^ i cant tell you or penguins will attack me

< deathly afraid of penguins, and also spoons

v ok now thats really not funny

^ I laughed but i laugh alot

< I hate spiders

V Did you laugh?

^ will fly me cheaper to Italy this winter :love:
< likes small cute spiders the hairy small ones
v hello there.....

^ Hey how've you been =)

< Passed Certification Exam to be Software Test Engineer

v Likes to break the law subtly so he/she loiters a lot

^ Nope

< I do that openly like 100 down the freeway

V Will you come visit me in the hospital if I crash

^ is cmpletly insane for pusing the box to 100

< has had his box to 130... it was pretty funny too, it took like 20 miles of wide open throttle to get there

v you, me, icecream, and a movie tonight?

^ if u pay sure
< says hello to rabid lemming and congrats
v ewwww

^ What did I do this time?

< I am watching the price is right

V Don't you just love Plinko?

^ Plink is the devil

< Wants to go home from work

v Also wants to go home from work

^^ work is boring.. lets bolt

<< hmm maybe will go to gameworks for lunch to blow stuff up

VV will buy me a gameworks card so i dont have too

^^ No more GameWorks in Guam :(

<< Awaiting test results from yesterday

vv Excited about the PS3

^ Yeah but only because thay a releseing Halo3

< I got to sleep in today

V How long can you hold your breath?

^ apparently 55 seconds. Thats what i was told when i came back to conciousness
< Didn't sleep in today, was up at 3 am for work
V Who do you never wanna see naked?

^^um not u i think.. your wording confuses me and cuased me to edit this several times... (after tripple checking his profile did infact say M by his age)

<< may get to use the defibulator machine today @ the rate my coworker is going

VV plays with a defibulator for fun with the homeless kids

^ That I have to See

< Get my first day off after thirteen straight days tomorrow!

V How many eggs can you eat before throwing up?

/\
idk... depends if the shells on.

< more fun at night! (bow chika wow wow)

Is Batman
\/

^ Batman is ___

< I love superman

V Whos better Batman Or Superman?

^ SUPERMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
< engaged to him
v sucka

^ Nonsense, neither
< Aquaman is the best
V How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop

^ 42

< I am a tootsie rool kinda guy

V What is your prefrence?

^ counted the licks
< nutella gal
v he he

^^made her own "nutella-pop"

<< hasnt tried Nutella

VV doesnt think i'm missing out

^ WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!?!?!
< grabs a jar and runs to him
v open mouth

^ Whoa hella kinky..what can I put in your open mouth??
< really bored....Need some action YO!
v What do you do for action???

^ wants info on my personal life..

< likes brunettes, pref 5'2"-5'5"... open minded, non judgemental... and being an heir to a liquor store helps

v thinks i have high hopes

^^ will post pics of Himself for that

<< it's offical, i'ved logged on Scion Life today for approximatel 6 hrs :clap:

vv is excited on the new PS3 or Nintendo wii

^ no...ps2 n the car, im good

< not posting pics of self... ok well one
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y132/primer665/capefear.jpg

v OBEY THE MAN IN THE CAPE OR SUFFER THE CONSIQUENCES

^ you know u can never hurt me :P
< takes the cape and runs awayyyyyyy
v yoghurt?

^ give me my damn cape

< she took my cape

v yes

^ doesn't know how the arrows work even though has played this game for a while
< using ^ cape as a blanket
v screw u

^ wow.. and i didnt have to pay for dinner or a movie

< sleeping on bus's

V buys a rountrip greyhound ticket each night so they can sleep with roof over their head

^ only when it's raining.

< doesn't like the way wet shorts feel, hence the bus rides with ^ during the rain.

v likes the way really old people smell

^^ :tap: No way!!!!!!

<< Found a blanket, umm.......

vv will eat cheetos for snacks

^ gimmmie my damn cape

< wants their cape back

v gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie

^^ will give to you for your scion slippers

<< notice that i wasted time at work

vv wished had my job, just surffin the web and checkin out Scionlife

^ yes

< desperatley needs new job due to car insurance spike thanks to acquisition of a newly used car... dautson 300zx

v whats the address to send the sandals...

^ bunch of flippers wannabes
< needs to shower then go to work
v wishes could go in to work at any time like I can :P

^ no not really

< works for dad on 3 days days a week, supervising the numerous construction projects that the company has going on.. i make my own hours, and still make more a day than i do in a week at the other job... (im only there for the health insurance)

^ REALLY doesn't know how to pklay this game
< would never forgert the 'v' part like above guy!!!!
v jeesh!

^ Would never let the game die.

< Thought the person to the ^ of ^ had decided the game should end and did not put a v

v Wishes the game would have ended when the post ^ above ^ did not contain a v

^ likes to ruin fun :(
< will never let this game die
v has used shampoo by mistake on yr body like me today :rofl:

^ooooo sooo truu
< Stalling until he has to do last minute work
V WOrk well under pressure?

^ ...especially when that pressure is 6psi and up! :lalala:

< needs a nap, or at least a good night's sleep for a change.

v can I borrow a pillow? ...perhaps even a blanket?

^ sure I have rednecks blanket, u can use uhm someone as a pillow :)
< smells like kiwi
v no biting

^ I like biting
< Wants to bottle the C. Scent
V Would you buy some ?

^ was it on u also last night? :rofl:
< no need to buy a bottle....it's my smell
v but would u? (might start up a business!)