^ Eats jalapeno fried rice
< Eats fried jalapeno slices
V Won't eat ANYTHING unless it's fried

 

^ was correct, no longer

< is Shakin' it (Slim Fast that is) and lost 20 lbs already

v would puke if they had one of these shakes!

 

^ looking nice after loosing the weight
< hates shakes.. would look like a stick of lost 20 lbs
V is obese

 

^ the price is wrong, bob!

< tried slim fast, opted for diet soda and lost 20 lbs

v gained the 20 lbs i lost

 

^ yeah, but somebody else has them now!

< rollin' the box down to Des Moines tonight!

v is havin' a weekend tonight too!

 

^ will be driving the xb for fun
< will not drive the xb for fun tonight
V will be driving and forgot why

 

^ should drive his xb while he can

< can't drive his f'n xB

v going to come chaufer me around

 

^ You are incorrect sir
< Is going to drive her xB to the nail shop
V Is going to pay for my mani/pedi

 

^ is smokin' crack

< has been drug free for 3 years

v is lookin' for some crack to buy.

 

^ has been fun-free for 3 years

< drives xB, has plenty of crack (see windshield)

v former head of Tastes Great/Less Filling debate team

 

^ didn't know I was the master debater

< gets accused of crack usage daily

v crack baby! (haven't used that one in years!)

 

^ former my ___.....lol
< still el presidente
v still waitign for mr./mrs. right

 

^ president of 1 person country
< am wating for ms. right
V head is itchy

 

^ gonna find Ms. Right NOW

< scratching

v scratching elsewhere

 

^ made me sink the cue-ball

< not pool shark, more like Land Shark

v has serious hammertoes

 

/\ i dont know what hammertoes are?

< im so hungry, i want pizza...stuffed crust mnmmmm

\/ likes hawaiin (SP) pizza

 

^ Mmmmmm Hawaiian Pizza
< used to drive my mom crazy at breakfast buffets because I'd only eat pineapple and ham
V Calls out of work when there's going to be a really good story on The Insider

 

^Is napoleon dynamite
< the only one who knows the secret illegal ninja moves from the government
v wishes he/she could dance like napoleon

 

/\ that would be nice, and ur not the only one who knows illegal ninja moves. after all im the official emo-ninja of scionlife!

< tells himself he doesnt like this game, but cant help but post in it

\/ has a secret he\she would like to share w\us

 

^ what secret???

< still is very sore more sore then yesterday and the day before

v gimmie some pain killers pls and and and and yeah