View Full Version : My car came with a Tech


TEASER
11-21-2005, 05:52 AM
I woke up second mornig to find the stoaway. In broken Englished he explaned he escaped from the Toyota Plant and hid in the back of the car.

So I put him up in my spare bedroon, Shower, fresh cloths and a meal.

Took him to the Eagles game today at a Tavern, very funny guy.

Unlike RenNeck BS'r I have proof.

http://photobucket.com/albums/c14/TEASER2/th_P1010054.jpg[/img]


Guy cleans my car every morning before I go to work.

hnefrdo
11-21-2005, 06:13 AM
lol. wtf?

SSM_tC
11-21-2005, 06:49 AM
oh goodie... racial stereotype wrapped in a feeble attempt at humor.

While you're at it, where are the lazy mexicans, black thieves and meth-addled white trash?




PS: work on perfecting your grasp of your first language before attempting to criticize anyone else's attempt at their second.

:loser: there is no room for this garbage in this community

SiknesS
11-21-2005, 06:59 AM
hey TEASER...
maybe before this thread turns into shatstorm... you should add a ps...."justkidding" i think that would help alot... some peeps might take it offensive... some may have a tolerance some will not... I'm asian...I aint trippin... but some people will..

djct_watt
11-21-2005, 11:25 AM
Yeah. . . I'm not much to criticize racial jokes, because I make them all the time in jest, but this one is pretty lame. I find it to be less than something to laugh at, and more of an insult.

But whatever.

TEASER
11-21-2005, 01:15 PM
oh goodie... racial stereotype wrapped in a feeble attempt at humor.

While you're at it, where are the lazy mexicans, black thieves and meth-addled white trash?




PS: work on perfecting your grasp of your first language before attempting to criticize anyone else's attempt at their second.

:loser: there is no room for this garbage in this community


It is to bad those of you who have already posted are so Racialy upset over a funny bit. If you have no sense of humor dont bother reading my posts.

SSM_tC is trying to make sure this post is viewed slanted/racial with his first comment(You know more sterotypes then myself (Feel sorry you are so Racialy Bias). Of what race decent are you SSM_tC. Oh and stick your language coment up your A$$, it does not even belong in the post. You seem to be some one that shoots first and then looks to the jury to seal the deal.

If a factory employee escaped might not he be Asian? You guys are the ones that are stereotyping. Im just a funny guy, and if you dont like it, lump it.


Anyone that is so racialy intense please feel free to slam my post. But in the end after seeing response im glad I dont carry the burdens I have read in replys.

Oh and SSM_tC I think if you look in the mirror here you will see the real homorless looser here.

And for Those that are insulted because they think im racial (SSM_tC presented his skewed view to the Jury) My highest apologie to those that are ofended by the post. I certainly did not expect this kind of feedback.

ZONkBoX
11-21-2005, 01:30 PM
Actually, Teaser seems to have gotten creative with his stereotypes...
Note how he employs a recognizable Chinese stereotype (from the days of silent film, no less) at a Japanese factory. Very surreal.
Points for ignorance, Teaser.

Someone please lock this and move it to "Off Topic Cafe".

Sciond
11-21-2005, 01:30 PM
oh boy I smell lock......

TEASER
11-21-2005, 01:34 PM
Actually, Teaser seems to have gotten creative with his stereotypes...
Note how he employs a recognizable Chinese stereotype (from the days of silent film, no less) at a Japanese factory. Very surreal.
Points for ignorance, Teaser.

Someone please lock this and move it to "Off Topic Cafe".

Yes the hat was brouht over by my Uncle when he was in the Navy and is Chinese.

jboogz
11-21-2005, 02:42 PM
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a259/joshboogie/smileys/lock.gif

SSM_tC
11-21-2005, 03:05 PM
You see Humor in ignorance and racial intolerance, I see humor in the fact that you have yet to compose ONE sentence with no grammatical errors.

at 46 years old, you would think that you would AT LEAST have the literacy level of a high school student.

Get back at me when you have a spell checker, your broken-assed English is enough to give someone an aneurysm

Ethereal_Dragon
11-21-2005, 03:38 PM
I found it humerous, and i am not bias to any race or anything like that... I think you guys are just too up-tight.

chill.

Avrick2001
11-21-2005, 03:44 PM
lol seriously...

this guy was just posting a joke for him, his friends and whoever might have a good laugh for the day...

some of you people need to chill...

if you don't like it then ignore it...

i don't see why you need to bash! it's unnessacary and pointless.

lates.

Iptuous
11-21-2005, 04:06 PM
wtf?
why did SSM_tC call mexicans lazy?
mexicans are the hardest working ethnicity we have in this country.
SSM_tC is a racist.

bBsactoguy
11-21-2005, 04:21 PM
pfffffffft.. hahahaha this thread is neat.

cierrecart
11-21-2005, 04:24 PM
Bunch of babies in this thread.

suspended
11-21-2005, 05:11 PM
I swear, it seems like every post lately someone has thrown out the
http://www.dodgerblues.com/images/bradley-race-card_sm.jpg

not everything that everyone says is in a racial manner, people need to sit back and relax more often, and how long do people wanna bet it'll take before someone busts out with "shut up suspended you racist" :yawn:

Iptuous
11-21-2005, 05:13 PM
your all racists too!
raciststs!

ooh. as long as this joke (which i thought was a moderately good poke at the old wartime stereotype image) has been turned into a racism whine tasting, i would like to know some of the opinions of some of the folks on this website that are of Japanese decent. It seems to me, that, although it is not flaunted, the Japanese people have, in general, considered thier culture (and by extension, thier ethnicity) to be superior to any others in the world. And, it must be said that, by thier judgement criteria, they are most likely right.

flame on!

oh, and im a cracker, if that's relevant info.

suspended
11-21-2005, 05:13 PM
wtf?
why did SSM_tC call mexicans lazy?
mexicans are the hardest working ethnicity we have in this country.

I know...and not all white trash does meth, i've never touched the stuff :P

stick_1NZ
11-21-2005, 07:21 PM
this should be moved to OT.....

redhalo
11-21-2005, 07:50 PM
wtf?
why did SSM_tC call mexicans lazy?
mexicans are the hardest working ethnicity we have in this country.

I know...and not all white trash does meth, i've never touched the stuff :P
Come on man, I live in Jacksonville too. We're all white trash around here.

jboogz
11-21-2005, 08:12 PM
this should be moved to OT.....

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a259/joshboogie/smileys/werd.gif This thread has gone WAAAAY out into left field.

jeffrgunn23
11-21-2005, 10:10 PM
Unlike RenNeck BS'r I have proof.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

TEASER
11-21-2005, 11:05 PM
You see Humor in ignorance and racial intolerance, I see humor in the fact that you have yet to compose ONE sentence with no grammatical errors.

at 46 years old, you would think that you would AT LEAST have the literacy level of a high school student.

Get back at me when you have a spell checker, your broken-assed English is enough to give someone an aneurysm

All I need to do is repost this reply to see who is calling the kettle black. But thats ok, and glad to have some here meet me here half way and not SLAM me. Life is still good!

A 2 time cancer surviver (16 and 34) does not have the same barriers, barriers of mind, I wish it was not the topic of my excitement of my life. Im curently doing 3rd round, Non Traditional Chemo. Doing Anti Body Treatment on a clinical trial. Life is good..............>

Un Named Poetic Reply:

As bad a prejustice is, and such a pasionate defender you are
I know you do not look at everyone with the eye I do,
Do you take at heart evey single soul you see, and look in there eye?
To meet and penitrate there soul in a nanosecond, thank god we are alive.



[quote="SSM_tC"]at 46 years old, you would think that you would AT LEAST have the literacy level of a high school student.[/img]

Yes intereting so called stereotype: I droped out 11th grade (I hated Social Studys and English, A student Science and Math). GED,Technical School,Cabinet Maker by Trade,15 Years,Old School Serial Comunications and Unix Based systems, Technical Engineer / Cunsultant For a Forbes Fortune 500 Small Busines contender at #11 4th year coming.

What is disaponting I came here to have fun, I love the Car, I will never, ever reply to one of my own posts in defence. I will continue to have as much fun with this car as I can :) I will not keep hard feelings, takes more energy :)

Would everone have been happy a white man popped out of the trunk 2 days after recieving the car, "Personal Tech" :)


Very sorry to alll.> Very...>

I hope some will now know me better and continue as we are to make human contact. live life and love it.


Therapy has my batteries on low, but my bulb bears brilliant white....> SSM_tC its hard to allow some one ta slam ya for no good :(

MikeC
11-21-2005, 11:23 PM
Teaser, I see where you are coming from, and realize you were not being racist. I also know that there are those in this world who were raised to be over sensative, and look to pick fights with those who so much as mention the topic of race. It is not your fault that you are not "P.C." enough for these people, neither am I. And by God I am happy to have a thick enough skin to take things in stride, instead of crouching in the shadows waiting to pounce on anything that moves. We can't please everyone, but usually the people on the far extremes isolate themselves anyways.

grizzly_choppers
11-21-2005, 11:32 PM
I would've responded, but I did too much meth. :rofl:

Prototype_xB
11-22-2005, 12:10 AM
yay fried rice!

djct_watt
11-22-2005, 12:35 AM
You see Humor in ignorance and racial intolerance, I see humor in the fact that you have yet to compose ONE sentence with no grammatical errors.

at 46 years old, you would think that you would AT LEAST have the literacy level of a high school student.

Get back at me when you have a spell checker, your broken-assed English is enough to give someone an aneurysm

All I need to do is repost this reply to see who is calling the kettle black. But thats ok, and glad to have some here meet me here half way and not SLAM me. Life is still good!

A 2 time cancer surviver (16 and 34) does not have the same barriers, barriers of mind, I wish it was not the topic of my excitement of my life. Im curently doing 3rd round, Non Traditional Chemo. Doing Anti Body Treatment on a clinical trial. Life is good..............>

Un Named Poetic Reply:

As bad a prejustice is, and such a pasionate defender you are
I know you do not look at everyone with the eye I do,
Do you take at heart evey single soul you see, and look in there eye?
To meet and penitrate there soul in a nanosecond, thank god we are alive.



at 46 years old, you would think that you would AT LEAST have the literacy level of a high school student.

Yes intereting so called stereotype: I droped out 11th grade (I hated Social Studys and English, A student Science and Math). GED,Technical School,Cabinet Maker by Trade,15 Years,Old School Serial Comunications and Unix Based systems, Technical Engineer / Cunsultant For a Forbes Fortune 500 Small Busines contender at #11 4th year coming.

What is disaponting I came here to have fun, I love the Car, I will never, ever reply to one of my own posts in defence. I will continue to have as much fun with this car as I can :) I will not keep hard feelings, takes more energy :)

Would everone have been happy a white man popped out of the trunk 2 days after recieving the car, "Personal Tech" :)


Very sorry to alll.> Very...>

I hope some will now know me better and continue as we are to make human contact. live life and love it.


Therapy has my batteries on low, but my bulb bears brilliant white....> SSM_tC its hard to allow some one ta slam ya for no good :(

I never really slammed you, and I don't think you are a racist. . . but yeah. . .

Your pic wasn't soo bad, but the coolie hat is pushing it. . . for many reasons. It would be similar to posting a picture of a black guy with a bucket of KFC, a watermelon, and a caption saying, "my car came with a slave." And that is extremely offensive, and although some may find it funny (as a joke only), it is not something appropriate for a forum.

Something you could relate to, would be pics of a bald skinny sick dude, and a caption saying, "my car cave me cancer."

I'm not insulting you, just trying to explain why it's not that funny. So keep up the good spirits. Comedy is a fickle scene, and it's hard to appease everyone. We're all bound to offend someone in some way at some time, no matter what, so. . .

Ethereal_Dragon
11-22-2005, 02:24 AM
Your pic wasn't soo bad, but the coolie hat is pushing it. . . for many reasons. It would be similar to posting a picture of a black guy with a bucket of KFC, a watermelon, and a caption saying, "my car came with a slave." And that is extremely offensive, and although some may find it funny (as a joke only), it is not something appropriate for a forum.

Something you could relate to, would be pics of a bald skinny sick dude, and a caption saying, "my car cave me cancer."

I'm not insulting you, just trying to explain why it's not that funny. So keep up the good spirits. Comedy is a fickle scene, and it's hard to appease everyone. We're all bound to offend someone in some way at some time, no matter what, so. . .

Man, worst ____ING analogy ever. Seriously. Grow up.

djct_watt
11-22-2005, 06:29 AM
Dude. . . that's the point. I'm not making jokes, the point is that stuff like that is offensive. Learn to read.

SSM_tC
11-22-2005, 06:50 AM
Dude. . . that's the point. I'm not making jokes, the point is that stuff like that is offensive. Learn to read.

Don't expect so much of our fellow forum members.





Hell I practically drew a diagram using analogies and closing my original post with the statement saying that there's no room in SL for racially insulting garbage and people STILL didn't get it and now I'M the racist ... :silly:

I've said my piece, my initial staement stands: People can Sugar-coat it all they want, either you condone negativity towards a group of people or you don't.

Done.

redhalo
11-22-2005, 12:41 PM
Some people get legitimatly offended, and some people just want to look like the political correctness hero, and then some people can find the humor to take a poke at themselves once in a while. Throwing playfull pot shots at each other isn't exactly negativity, quite the opposite. I'm Irish and I love jokes involving the drunk Irish stereotype. Many a black person enjoys watching the Dave Chappel Show. The end result between one who can find a little humor and one who takes offence to everything is one tends to be happier then the other. I digress.

Perhaps given the large audience group of these forums it would just be best to just say "oops, sorry guys" and move on.

ScionSpouse
11-22-2005, 01:49 PM
Since this topic won't seem to die on its own, can't we get it locked? Moderators? Please?

ZONkBoX
11-22-2005, 02:15 PM
Yes: please lock and move to the OTC.

TEASER
12-05-2005, 12:30 PM
oh goodie... racial stereotype wrapped in a feeble attempt at humor.

While you're at it, where are the lazy mexicans, black thieves and meth-addled white trash?




PS: work on perfecting your grasp of your first language before attempting to criticize anyone else's attempt at their second.

:loser: there is no room for this garbage in this community

Your probably just a two faced so in so, who seems to have all the best racist coments right on the tip of his tongue.

TEASER
12-05-2005, 12:38 PM
Actually, Teaser seems to have gotten creative with his stereotypes...
Note how he employs a recognizable Chinese stereotype (from the days of silent film, no less) at a Japanese factory. Very surreal.
Points for ignorance, Teaser.

Someone please lock this and move it to "Off Topic Cafe".

Another young adept defender.... After re reading, Ill have to return 4 points for ignorance on your part back to you. You have no clue what you are talking about.

TEASER
12-05-2005, 12:41 PM
You see Humor in ignorance and racial intolerance, I see humor in the fact that you have yet to compose ONE sentence with no grammatical errors.

at 46 years old, you would think that you would AT LEAST have the literacy level of a high school student.

Get back at me when you have a spell checker, your broken-assed English is enough to give someone an aneurysm

I really dont think the boards should put up with this type af racial bias. All those who cant spell well should jump all over this post. Im surprised you have not been banned from the boards, you need help dude.

TEASER
12-05-2005, 12:42 PM
wtf?
why did SSM_tC call mexicans lazy?
mexicans are the hardest working ethnicity we have in this country.
SSM_tC is a racist.

I agree 100%!

Stu_Gotti
12-05-2005, 01:15 PM
Rahhhhhhhhh... it smells like feet and its mother killed Jesus..

Ooops.. sorry.. wrong thread.

THansenite
12-05-2005, 03:29 PM
For all of you that are getting all bent out of shape from this "racist" thread, I just wanted to remind you about the upcoming holiday season. Because all of you are so politically correct, make sure you don't say "Merry Christmas," you might offend someone. The proper term this year is "Happy Holidays." You wouldn't want to offend anyone, would you? :P

TEASER
12-05-2005, 03:47 PM
Dude. . . that's the point. I'm not making jokes, the point is that stuff like that is offensive. Learn to read.

Don't expect so much of our fellow forum members.





Hell I practically drew a diagram using analogies and closing my original post with the statement saying that there's no room in SL for racially insulting garbage and people STILL didn't get it and now I'M the racist ... :silly:

I've said my piece, my initial staement stands: People can Sugar-coat it all they want, either you condone negativity towards a group of people or you don't.

Done.

You Lack Wisdom:
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c14/TEASER2/ChinanewMan.jpg

zereaux
12-05-2005, 04:11 PM
i usually dont post in threads that get like this, but i never see in this in other threads when someone posts a link to a video or a quote from a famous comedian that is racist... who gives a $#!7... if you dont like racist comedy, do like you do when you see chris rock, or south park, etc... change the channel, but instead of a remote, click the back button... give it a rest already and enjoy the humor or look at another thread...

atodak
12-05-2005, 04:32 PM
http://www.myfruityimage.com/uploads/9ac38949c4.jpg (http://www.myfruityimage.com/)

jct
12-05-2005, 06:17 PM
^^^ HAHAHAHAHA :rofl:

Stu_Gotti
12-05-2005, 06:19 PM
:lol:

ack154
12-05-2005, 10:13 PM
Enough.