http://kalecoauto.com/

 

My favorite:

The DIY Lowering Kit



Product Description:

Some people spend hundreds - even thousands merely to lower their car! Some people even cut their springs - that is the wrong way to lower a car! Why bother with different bolt sizes and components, when KaleCoAuto's do-it-yourself lowering kit is a mere four piece kit! Installs in minutes, just insert one per tire and you'll be the envy of every lowrider in town! Now available in standard, chrome, and gold.

 

"Over the last year or so, KaleCoAuto has noticed the trend towards Altezza style (Aka 'clears') tail lights. What they all had in common, was their weak point. None of the clear tail lights were actually clear. They simply were not red. Perhaps a better term would be monochrome tail lights? How mundane! Available for the first time anywhere, KaleCoAuto brings you Perfectly Clear Tail Lights. These tail lights maintain 100% clarity from any viewing angle! Be VERY careful not to lose track of them when you are installing them, you may never find them again."

hahahhahahha

 

I like the "Cross Drilled Brake Lines ". Nice! lol

 

LOL, that site is hillarious. I always wondered where I could purchase blinker fluid, clutch belts, and muffler bearings.

 

A FLUX CAPACITOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now thats what im talking about!i'll take on any punk kid on the streets. ( evo, vette, ANYTHING) as soon as i hit 80 there is no competition!

 

Its actually 88mph

And make sure you have a good battery to supply you with the 1.21 jigawatts you are gonna need.

 

i wonder if anyone was stupid enough to buy something from this place.

 

WHAT are you talking about??? My order is already in the mail! I even paid extra for overnight. Do you know something I don't? j/k

 

LMFAO frosty, you kill me man!


Here's one of my faves from the site, from the AWD kit:
"Please refrain from making left or right turns once this kit is installed."