Ipod vs god

My Reasons ipod wins (ipod video)

1. I can touch the ipod
2. I can hear the ipod
3. Ipod does what I want it to
4. Ipod asks for little assistance
5. Ipod has very minimal requirements
6. Ipod doesn't have to be everywhere
7. Your ipod is your ipod, no one can use it
8. My ipod plays videos
9. I get free tv shows on my ipod
10. Only I can hear my ipod
11. My ipod stores 30gig of memory, does ur god?
12. My ipod takes naps when I tell it to, not when it wants
13. I can stick my ipod in my pocket
14. I don't have to read a huge book on ipods to understand it
15. Ipod has a warranty

Ok add on if you feal needed

ipod pron FTW

lol... you need to stop spending money. Mr. I-Gotta-Sell-This-Camera-By-Next-Week!

I still have a 4th gen 20gb iPod. I'm a video podcast whore, but I don't watch them on-the-go. *shrug*

I need to sell camera to justify buying a new digi cam

I paid 50% off for what I am sure was a stolen ipod, lol. Or a stupid kid!

16. Ipod shows porn



I have the gamer's podcast funny

Your iPod won't save your eternal soul from damnation.
Your iPod is not as good as you or anyone else thinks it is.
Your iPod needs it's batteries replaced every 18 months or thereabouts, presumably God has a never ending power source.
Your iPod has a limited warranty and is only good for 1 year. AppleCare costs extra.
Your iPod is restricted to iTunes, it doesn't play nice with other music services.
Your iPod is crippled by DRM.
Your iPod won't play Divx, Xvid, AVI or WMV.
Your iPod has fewer features than its competitors.
Your iPod was built in China.

Delete his post before my ipod and I cry

lol, a little humilty never hurt anyone. Builds character :)

unknownboxz's ipod doesn't ignore his prayers... lol j/k

Were actually sleeping together now. It doesn't even steal the covers either


Also it doesn't have to hind behind stories wrote over 2000 years ago
Ha, take that

Your iPod won't save your eternal soul from damnation.
Your iPod is not as good as you or anyone else thinks it is.
Your iPod needs it's batteries replaced every 18 months or thereabouts, presumably God has a never ending power source.
Your iPod has a limited warranty and is only good for 1 year. AppleCare costs extra.
Your iPod is restricted to iTunes, it doesn't play nice with other music services.
Your iPod is crippled by DRM.
Your iPod won't play Divx, Xvid, AVI or WMV.
Your iPod has fewer features than its competitors.
Your iPod was built in China.my ipod works great with non itunes downloads. none of my music was purchased from itunes.

"God is dead.", unknownboxz.
"unknownboxz is dead", God.

sry that was nietzsche, my bad.

GOD created all... hince your iPOD

No way, ipod was created via China

GOD created china... this could go on and on! lol

exactly, God created the earth that China was founded upon. Now beat that! He also created all the resources to make the material that your ipod is created out of, so therefore he is the creator. He also created the man who created the idea of the ipod, and he created each individual in charge putting the ipod together.

ok who created the idea of GOD?

Ha +1 for Ipod

Can Ipod send you to hell?

Science created everything. God is a character in a book that is only popular today because people are always searching for hope and comfort....and for some people this "God" character gives them a sense of both. Man created iPod. China owns all.

Can Ipod send you to hell?

It can certainly can and will send you to Digital Hell. So in that regards its a lot like god.

Your ipod may not save you from damnation, but its a good way to jam to tunes while your stuck in agony.

Although, if there is god, and there is destiny, then everyone is innocent because they had no choice. unknownboxz HAD to buy an ipod, and OMAC HAD to humiliate him. Just like I HAVE to speed in my car....Although I dont think the popo will buy that excuse.

Science created everything. God is a character in a book that is only popular today because people are always searching for hope and comfort....and for some people this "God" character gives them a sense of both. Man created iPod. China owns all.I pretty much agree with this.

I've seen a lot of "vs." threads on Scionlife, but this one takes the cake! lol

-THE DON

My ipod once rescued a young child drowning in a river.

my ipod is one of the VERY VERY few things that makes me happy. no (imo make believe god) has ever made me happy.

Locking before this gets ugly....cause this is heading for fight..
Why is it the relgion threads get so wierd so quick......

Ipod agianst God Vs. SuperMod

SUPERMOD WINS!!!!!