ipod vs god
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ipod vs god
Ipod vs god
My Reasons ipod wins (ipod video)
1. I can touch the ipod
2. I can hear the ipod
3. Ipod does what I want it to
4. Ipod asks for little assistance
5. Ipod has very minimal requirements
6. Ipod doesn't have to be everywhere
7. Your ipod is your ipod, no one can use it
8. My ipod plays videos
9. I get free tv shows on my ipod
10. Only I can hear my ipod
11. My ipod stores 30gig of memory, does ur god?
12. My ipod takes naps when I tell it to, not when it wants
13. I can stick my ipod in my pocket
14. I don't have to read a huge book on ipods to understand it
15. Ipod has a warranty
Ok add on if you feal needed
My Reasons ipod wins (ipod video)
1. I can touch the ipod
2. I can hear the ipod
3. Ipod does what I want it to
4. Ipod asks for little assistance
5. Ipod has very minimal requirements
6. Ipod doesn't have to be everywhere
7. Your ipod is your ipod, no one can use it
8. My ipod plays videos
9. I get free tv shows on my ipod
10. Only I can hear my ipod
11. My ipod stores 30gig of memory, does ur god?
12. My ipod takes naps when I tell it to, not when it wants
13. I can stick my ipod in my pocket
14. I don't have to read a huge book on ipods to understand it
15. Ipod has a warranty
Ok add on if you feal needed
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Your iPod won't save your eternal soul from damnation.
Your iPod is not as good as you or anyone else thinks it is.
Your iPod needs it's batteries replaced every 18 months or thereabouts, presumably God has a never ending power source.
Your iPod has a limited warranty and is only good for 1 year. AppleCare costs extra.
Your iPod is restricted to iTunes, it doesn't play nice with other music services.
Your iPod is crippled by DRM.
Your iPod won't play Divx, Xvid, AVI or WMV.
Your iPod has fewer features than its competitors.
Your iPod was built in China.
Your iPod is not as good as you or anyone else thinks it is.
Your iPod needs it's batteries replaced every 18 months or thereabouts, presumably God has a never ending power source.
Your iPod has a limited warranty and is only good for 1 year. AppleCare costs extra.
Your iPod is restricted to iTunes, it doesn't play nice with other music services.
Your iPod is crippled by DRM.
Your iPod won't play Divx, Xvid, AVI or WMV.
Your iPod has fewer features than its competitors.
Your iPod was built in China.
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Originally Posted by OMAC
Your iPod won't save your eternal soul from damnation.
Your iPod is not as good as you or anyone else thinks it is.
Your iPod needs it's batteries replaced every 18 months or thereabouts, presumably God has a never ending power source.
Your iPod has a limited warranty and is only good for 1 year. AppleCare costs extra.
Your iPod is restricted to iTunes, it doesn't play nice with other music services.
Your iPod is crippled by DRM.
Your iPod won't play Divx, Xvid, AVI or WMV.
Your iPod has fewer features than its competitors.
Your iPod was built in China.
Your iPod is not as good as you or anyone else thinks it is.
Your iPod needs it's batteries replaced every 18 months or thereabouts, presumably God has a never ending power source.
Your iPod has a limited warranty and is only good for 1 year. AppleCare costs extra.
Your iPod is restricted to iTunes, it doesn't play nice with other music services.
Your iPod is crippled by DRM.
Your iPod won't play Divx, Xvid, AVI or WMV.
Your iPod has fewer features than its competitors.
Your iPod was built in China.
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exactly, God created the earth that China was founded upon. Now beat that! He also created all the resources to make the material that your ipod is created out of, so therefore he is the creator. He also created the man who created the idea of the ipod, and he created each individual in charge putting the ipod together.
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Science created everything. God is a character in a book that is only popular today because people are always searching for hope and comfort....and for some people this "God" character gives them a sense of both. Man created iPod. China owns all.
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Originally Posted by OldYeller
Can Ipod send you to hell?
Your ipod may not save you from damnation, but its a good way to jam to tunes while your stuck in agony.
Although, if there is god, and there is destiny, then everyone is innocent because they had no choice. unknownboxz HAD to buy an ipod, and OMAC HAD to humiliate him. Just like I HAVE to speed in my car....Although I dont think the popo will buy that excuse.
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Originally Posted by jjjosh41
Science created everything. God is a character in a book that is only popular today because people are always searching for hope and comfort....and for some people this "God" character gives them a sense of both. Man created iPod. China owns all.