Your country needs LERTS!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

.....:question: :ponder: :question:.....

I always find people from arkansas to be weird....hmmm

I always find people from arkansas to be weird....hmmm

ME TOO :rofl: Im not from Arkansas I am from Scotland

Must be a heatwave out there!

No, it's just the Scot humor.

Old scots joke for the misplaced Celt in a kilt


The thrifty old Scotsman shambled into a bar.
He moaned conspicuously, evidently in great pain:

"ooooo. owwwww"

"What's the matter?" asked the solicitous bartender.

"ooooo, owwww.... I've got yooooors"

"What's that? What's 'yooors'?" asked the bartender.

Suddenly brightening; no more pain, the thrifty Scot said

" Scotch! And make it a double!"


No good joke is enough. For Celt I shows I kin sang lak in Arkinsaw.
This is me, copyin' frum a ancient old time 78 recordin';
a musical saw w/vocal ca. 1921. Thay ain't nothin' no differt to-day.

It's tha inbreedin.

the volume's purdy hi so turn down yr radio..
http://img140.imageshack.us/my.php?image=flashmp32kn.swf

:silly:

Old scots joke for the misplaced Celt in a kilt
The thrifty old Scotsman shambled into a bar.
He moaned conspicuously, evidently in great pain:
"ooooo. owwwww"
"What's the matter?" asked the solicitous bartender.
"ooooo, owwww.... I've got yooooors"
"What's that? What's 'yooors'?" asked the bartender.
Suddenly brightening; no more pain, the thrifty Scot said
" Scotch! And make it a double!"
No good joke is enough. For Celt I shows I kin sang lak in Arkinsaw.
This is me, copyin' frum a ancient old time 78 recordin';
a musical saw w/vocal ca. 1921. Thay ain't nothin' no differt to-day.
It's tha inbreedin.
the volume's purdy hi so turn down yr radio..
http://img140.imageshack.us/my.php?image=flashmp32kn.swf
:silly:
christ i wish i knew what the heck you were talking about.

dry humor

Old scots joke for the misplaced Celt in a kilt
The thrifty old Scotsman shambled into a bar.
He moaned conspicuously, evidently in great pain:
"ooooo. owwwww"
"What's the matter?" asked the solicitous bartender.
"ooooo, owwww.... I've got yooooors"
"What's that? What's 'yooors'?" asked the bartender.
Suddenly brightening; no more pain, the thrifty Scot said
" Scotch! And make it a double!"
No good joke is enough. For Celt I shows I kin sang lak in Arkinsaw.
This is me, copyin' frum a ancient old time 78 recordin';
a musical saw w/vocal ca. 1921. Thay ain't nothin' no differt to-day.
It's tha inbreedin.
the volume's purdy hi so turn down yr radio..
http://img140.imageshack.us/my.php?image=flashmp32kn.swf
:silly:
christ i wish i knew what the heck you were talking about.

same here dude . . .

christ i wish i knew what the heck you were talking about.

:rofl:

i wasn't intending to be rude.... i've read Sci's posts for over a year and sometimes i have no clue what they mean, might just be me though. i was merely inquiring what this last post meant.

Here's where we are

http://www.jesuslovesyouanyway.com/images/earth.jpg

Feel free to join us.

You know how copper wire was invented?.....

Two Scots fighting over a penny:)

The only thing I wear under my kilt is LIPSTICK:)

Old scots joke for the misplaced Celt in a kilt


The thrifty old Scotsman shambled into a bar.
He moaned conspicuously, evidently in great pain:

"ooooo. owwwww"

"What's the matter?" asked the solicitous bartender.

"ooooo, owwww.... I've got yooooors"

"What's that? What's 'yooors'?" asked the bartender.

Suddenly brightening; no more pain, the thrifty Scot said

" Scotch! And make it a double!"


No good joke is enough. For Celt I shows I kin sang lak in Arkinsaw.
This is me, copyin' frum a ancient old time 78 recordin';
a musical saw w/vocal ca. 1921. Thay ain't nothin' no differt to-day.

It's tha inbreedin.

the volume's purdy hi so turn down yr radio..
http://img140.imageshack.us/my.php?image=flashmp32kn.swf

:silly:

thanks for the joke, its making me misty eyed for home.
or do I just want out of hillbilly heaven.

Did you know Memphis is getting a Safari Park?

Theyre fencing in ARKANSAS :rofl: :rofl:

Scifly.... You ARE the next Arkansas Idol

hahahhaha

Did you know Memphis is getting a Safari Park?

Theyre fencing in ARKANSAS :rofl: :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I believe it, my family is from Arkansas...it's a STRANGE place.

It is a beautiful State.

The original 1921 record was of a hick singing with his =musical saw=
accompaniement). The saw quavered. So did his voice.

So! Being a major clown,
I invented a new character: Hartford Tommy.
Tommy is a Harford, CT. hick with a speech impediment

Tommy is based on a real-life former inlaw of mine.
Tommy talked just like this, only he wasn't well scripted.

Hartford Tommy is clueless. Hartford Tommy is the Expert in Love.

All bow for Hartford Tommy is about to revise the way you think about
Arkansas women (they -are- beautiful, for sure)

Go with the truth:


http://img289.imageshack.us/my.php?image=flashmp39lu.swf
"ode to arkansas

Umm. :eyebrow:

You know whats crazy.
There are no average looking women in NE Arkansas, they are either stunning or bruised fruit. nothing in between.Most are hot ( I dont have low standards)

And all the guys are ugly.ALL the ladies love the Sean Connery accent......SHPLENDID