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Old scots joke for the misplaced Celt in a kilt
The thrifty old Scotsman shambled into a bar.
He moaned conspicuously, evidently in great pain:
"ooooo. owwwww"
"What's the matter?" asked the solicitous bartender.
"ooooo, owwww.... I've got yooooors"
"What's that? What's 'yooors'?" asked the bartender.
Suddenly brightening; no more pain, the thrifty Scot said
" Scotch! And make it a double!"
No good joke is enough. For Celt I shows I kin sang lak in Arkinsaw.
This is me, copyin' frum a ancient old time 78 recordin';
a musical saw w/vocal ca. 1921. Thay ain't nothin' no differt to-day.
It's tha inbreedin.
the volume's purdy hi so turn down yr radio..
http://img140.imageshack.us/my.php?i...lashmp32kn.swf
The thrifty old Scotsman shambled into a bar.
He moaned conspicuously, evidently in great pain:
"ooooo. owwwww"
"What's the matter?" asked the solicitous bartender.
"ooooo, owwww.... I've got yooooors"
"What's that? What's 'yooors'?" asked the bartender.
Suddenly brightening; no more pain, the thrifty Scot said
" Scotch! And make it a double!"
No good joke is enough. For Celt I shows I kin sang lak in Arkinsaw.
This is me, copyin' frum a ancient old time 78 recordin';
a musical saw w/vocal ca. 1921. Thay ain't nothin' no differt to-day.
It's tha inbreedin.
the volume's purdy hi so turn down yr radio..
http://img140.imageshack.us/my.php?i...lashmp32kn.swf
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Originally Posted by SciFly
Old scots joke for the misplaced Celt in a kilt
The thrifty old Scotsman shambled into a bar.
He moaned conspicuously, evidently in great pain:
"ooooo. owwwww"
"What's the matter?" asked the solicitous bartender.
"ooooo, owwww.... I've got yooooors"
"What's that? What's 'yooors'?" asked the bartender.
Suddenly brightening; no more pain, the thrifty Scot said
" Scotch! And make it a double!"
No good joke is enough. For Celt I shows I kin sang lak in Arkinsaw.
This is me, copyin' frum a ancient old time 78 recordin';
a musical saw w/vocal ca. 1921. Thay ain't nothin' no differt to-day.
It's tha inbreedin.
the volume's purdy hi so turn down yr radio..
http://img140.imageshack.us/my.php?i...lashmp32kn.swf
The thrifty old Scotsman shambled into a bar.
He moaned conspicuously, evidently in great pain:
"ooooo. owwwww"
"What's the matter?" asked the solicitous bartender.
"ooooo, owwww.... I've got yooooors"
"What's that? What's 'yooors'?" asked the bartender.
Suddenly brightening; no more pain, the thrifty Scot said
" Scotch! And make it a double!"
No good joke is enough. For Celt I shows I kin sang lak in Arkinsaw.
This is me, copyin' frum a ancient old time 78 recordin';
a musical saw w/vocal ca. 1921. Thay ain't nothin' no differt to-day.
It's tha inbreedin.
the volume's purdy hi so turn down yr radio..
http://img140.imageshack.us/my.php?i...lashmp32kn.swf
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Originally Posted by surfcity40
Originally Posted by SciFly
Old scots joke for the misplaced Celt in a kilt
The thrifty old Scotsman shambled into a bar.
He moaned conspicuously, evidently in great pain:
"ooooo. owwwww"
"What's the matter?" asked the solicitous bartender.
"ooooo, owwww.... I've got yooooors"
"What's that? What's 'yooors'?" asked the bartender.
Suddenly brightening; no more pain, the thrifty Scot said
" Scotch! And make it a double!"
No good joke is enough. For Celt I shows I kin sang lak in Arkinsaw.
This is me, copyin' frum a ancient old time 78 recordin';
a musical saw w/vocal ca. 1921. Thay ain't nothin' no differt to-day.
It's tha inbreedin.
the volume's purdy hi so turn down yr radio..
http://img140.imageshack.us/my.php?i...lashmp32kn.swf
The thrifty old Scotsman shambled into a bar.
He moaned conspicuously, evidently in great pain:
"ooooo. owwwww"
"What's the matter?" asked the solicitous bartender.
"ooooo, owwww.... I've got yooooors"
"What's that? What's 'yooors'?" asked the bartender.
Suddenly brightening; no more pain, the thrifty Scot said
" Scotch! And make it a double!"
No good joke is enough. For Celt I shows I kin sang lak in Arkinsaw.
This is me, copyin' frum a ancient old time 78 recordin';
a musical saw w/vocal ca. 1921. Thay ain't nothin' no differt to-day.
It's tha inbreedin.
the volume's purdy hi so turn down yr radio..
http://img140.imageshack.us/my.php?i...lashmp32kn.swf
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Originally Posted by SciFly
Old scots joke for the misplaced Celt in a kilt
The thrifty old Scotsman shambled into a bar.
He moaned conspicuously, evidently in great pain:
"ooooo. owwwww"
"What's the matter?" asked the solicitous bartender.
"ooooo, owwww.... I've got yooooors"
"What's that? What's 'yooors'?" asked the bartender.
Suddenly brightening; no more pain, the thrifty Scot said
" Scotch! And make it a double!"
No good joke is enough. For Celt I shows I kin sang lak in Arkinsaw.
This is me, copyin' frum a ancient old time 78 recordin';
a musical saw w/vocal ca. 1921. Thay ain't nothin' no differt to-day.
It's tha inbreedin.
the volume's purdy hi so turn down yr radio..
http://img140.imageshack.us/my.php?i...lashmp32kn.swf
The thrifty old Scotsman shambled into a bar.
He moaned conspicuously, evidently in great pain:
"ooooo. owwwww"
"What's the matter?" asked the solicitous bartender.
"ooooo, owwww.... I've got yooooors"
"What's that? What's 'yooors'?" asked the bartender.
Suddenly brightening; no more pain, the thrifty Scot said
" Scotch! And make it a double!"
No good joke is enough. For Celt I shows I kin sang lak in Arkinsaw.
This is me, copyin' frum a ancient old time 78 recordin';
a musical saw w/vocal ca. 1921. Thay ain't nothin' no differt to-day.
It's tha inbreedin.
the volume's purdy hi so turn down yr radio..
http://img140.imageshack.us/my.php?i...lashmp32kn.swf
or do I just want out of hillbilly heaven.
Did you know Memphis is getting a Safari Park?
Theyre fencing in ARKANSAS
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Originally Posted by Celt
Did you know Memphis is getting a Safari Park?
Theyre fencing in ARKANSAS
Theyre fencing in ARKANSAS
I believe it, my family is from Arkansas...it's a STRANGE place.
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It is a beautiful State.
The original 1921 record was of a hick singing with his =musical saw=
accompaniement). The saw quavered. So did his voice.
So! Being a major clown,
I invented a new character: Hartford Tommy.
Tommy is a Harford, CT. hick with a speech impediment
Tommy is based on a real-life former inlaw of mine.
Tommy talked just like this, only he wasn't well scripted.
Hartford Tommy is clueless. Hartford Tommy is the Expert in Love.
All bow for Hartford Tommy is about to revise the way you think about
Arkansas women (they -are- beautiful, for sure)
Go with the truth:
http://img289.imageshack.us/my.php?i...lashmp39lu.swf
"ode to arkansas
The original 1921 record was of a hick singing with his =musical saw=
accompaniement). The saw quavered. So did his voice.
So! Being a major clown,
I invented a new character: Hartford Tommy.
Tommy is a Harford, CT. hick with a speech impediment
Tommy is based on a real-life former inlaw of mine.
Tommy talked just like this, only he wasn't well scripted.
Hartford Tommy is clueless. Hartford Tommy is the Expert in Love.
All bow for Hartford Tommy is about to revise the way you think about
Arkansas women (they -are- beautiful, for sure)
Go with the truth:
http://img289.imageshack.us/my.php?i...lashmp39lu.swf
"ode to arkansas
