View Full Version : I Ran Outta Gas!
12-02-2003, 05:23 AM
I was on the way home yesterday, and the pointer was waaay below the line, but my wife and i got to talkin and i forgot to get gas, next thing you know we pull up to the light and it stalled, and she called me stupid for stallin the car(like as if i dropped the clutch to fast or sumthin) and i said- i didn't stall the car....WE"RE OUTTA GAS!. so some dude in a ricer honda pulled over and gave me a push. I said all that to say this. If anyone wants to know How much gas you have at the bottom line on the gas guage, its 1.5 gallons, cuz thats how much i put in when it was bone dry and it went to the first line! Now everyone can accurately compute their mileage thanx to my Dumbazz mistake!
Thank me Later :wink:
12-02-2003, 05:34 AM
feel bad for your car man...
12-02-2003, 05:37 AM
they are living breathing animals...they need to be fed.
12-02-2003, 05:41 AM
Am i a neglecting daddy? I feel like a bastard now...thanx guys...i was trying to do YOU GUYS a favor :cry:
12-02-2003, 05:58 AM
you know what jerk...you can do us ALL a favor and let a caring family adopt that precious little mistreated beast of yours. Shame on you..shame, shame, shame. :wink:
12-02-2003, 06:02 AM
but...but...isn't there a support group or sumthin i can go to...I can change...i promise :wink:
12-02-2003, 07:06 AM
Yes, yes there is....but Im not going to tell you about it.
12-02-2003, 08:47 AM
HEY, I appreciate it!
The sacrifices some make, so others can benefit from them!
Now everyone here on this forum will know that there is 1.5 gallons left in the tank once you hit the "E" line.
12-02-2003, 08:58 AM
introducing the you need gas indash boxing glove... hate that red light looking at you? Well with the indash boxing glove you sure will know your out or atleast get punched out... lol
12-02-2003, 10:24 AM
For your next project why don't you see how long you can let a baby go without changing its diapers.........you sadistic SOB!!!
I'm gonna go wash my eyes out with concentrated sulfuric acid....tap a framing nail into my cerebral cortex.....and pretend I didn't read what you just said scionracer.
12-02-2003, 12:53 PM
Kil, why don't you pull out that coat hanger from your nostril from when you tried the homemade frontal lobotamy thing. Arin keeps telling you not to go out in lighting storms with that hanger sticking out your nose, but you didn't listen to your older brother. Made you forget that your volvo is an automatic and keep driving it line a stick. Arin also told me about that whole ___ thing and the cover up with the girl friend, oh man I got off the topic, about running out of gas, he should be ashamed of himself. lil I am just kidding we can get together about your stereo during winter break. Bill
12-02-2003, 07:14 PM
Pokey coat thingy in nose hole make KingLou happy.........*zaaaaaaaaap* :shock:
12-02-2003, 07:28 PM
Dang Wes...that's like eating nothing but paydays for a week and waiting to see how ripped up your ___ gets!
12-02-2003, 07:57 PM
i have never ran out of gas (knock on wood). I always try to watch how many miles i am at on a tank.
12-02-2003, 08:14 PM
"I couldnt just pass by and not put in my two cents"-
Kil, why don't you pull out that coat hanger from your nostril from when you tried the homemade frontal lobotamy thing. Arin keeps telling you not to go out in lighting storms with that hanger sticking out your nose, but you didn't listen to your older brother. Made you forget that your volvo is an automatic and keep driving it line a stick. Arin also told me about that whole ___ thing and the cover up with the girl friend, oh man I got off the topic, about running out of gas, he should be ashamed of himself.
You never know what topics may arise from running out of gas.......
12-02-2003, 08:57 PM
12-02-2003, 10:33 PM
That's it!!! I'm calling Social Services! You & Michael...you're going down!